The heavens start from the tomb

Chapter 84 Simple folk customs Guobei County

Just after dawn, Lu Yinuo rushed to this Guobei County. Although it is called a county, it is only slightly larger than the villages of later generations, but although the sparrow is small, it has all internal organs, and everything you need can be found inside.

Lu Yinuo was planning to make a risky move, but it didn't mean that he would fight to the death with the tree demon's grandmother Heishan Laoyao. It needed a little strategy, a little timing, and some helpers.

Of course, we have to solve the problem of money.

This is also easy to handle, just borrow it.

Ask who to borrow?
Ask the rich to borrow!
Who is rich?
The county magistrate is rich!

The magistrate of Guobei County searched for people's fat and people's ointment, even claiming that if you don't pay money, you won't be promoted, and if you don't have money, you won't do anything.

Now there are county magistrates who maintain good habits everywhere, and Lu Yinuo is merciless in borrowing money.

First of all, you need to know the residence of the county magistrate, which is the largest house in the county.

In the early morning, the county magistrate of Guobei County sat up in a daze, and suddenly found a man sitting by the table in front of him, and immediately shouted: "Who are you!"

"Why is there still Wang Fa in the eyes of the county magistrate?"

Lu Yinuo frowned. Judging from the two scoldings, he was not as corrupt and incompetent as in the movie, but he was still the same chubby.

"You are the magistrate of Guobei County?"

"Not bad! Who are you!"

The county magistrate asked again, but his eyes were on the long sword in Lu Yinuo's hand.

That strange service did not attract his attention as much as this long sword.

Lu Yinuo thought for a while and said, "I'm a Taoist priest."

"Taoist?" The county magistrate was startled, and then his attitude became milder, but he was not bored, "Why are you here?"

"You're also here to fish for oil and water?"

Lu Yinuo smiled, "No, I'm here to borrow money."

"Borrow money?"

A hint of sarcasm flashed across the fat face of the county magistrate, "You deserve it?"

"Come on!"

A loud drink.

Lu Yinuo shook his head, "Can't you let me rest for a while!"

Several men in official uniforms rushed in, glaring at Lu Yinuo fiercely.

"My lord! What's wrong with you, my lord!"

Immediately afterwards, a man who looked like a teacher rushed in, with a mustache around his face and a thinner figure.

"Master, I'm fine, it's just that this person is pretending to be a Taoist priest to borrow money."

The county magistrate sat up slowly and said calmly.

"Bold! How dare you go to Guobei County to borrow money! Don't you know that this is the domain of Grandma the Dryad!"

Master shouted.

Lu Yinuo looked at the master, "You also know the existence of the tree demon grandma? You, as officials, are walking with demons!"

The master trembled all over, and then said boldly: "You fart! Come on!"

"Get him out!"

"Yes!"

Several officers and soldiers joined together, but with a bit of momentum.

It's just that Lu Yinuo looked at the fat belly of the county magistrate, and then at the thin officers and soldiers. Who is protecting whom?
Several officers and soldiers came up to encircle and beat Lu Yinuo on the head with long sticks in their hands. Lu Yinuo smiled disdainfully.

Waving the long sword in his hand, the long sticks in the hands of the officers and soldiers were cut off in an instant, and they were swung vigorously. Several officers and soldiers flew out backwards and smashed into the county magistrate's yard.

"what!"

The county magistrate yelled with a mournful face, and his aura disappeared in an instant. He hurriedly hid in the bed, and the master quickly got under the table.

"Shut up! Let them go, let's talk!"

Lu Yinuo shouted.

"Now you're the big one, so what you say counts!"

The county magistrate replied with a sad face.

When the officers and soldiers outside the door heard this, they quickly closed the door and ran out, wishing to leave here early.

The master was still quietly crawling on the ground and wanted to leave, but was pulled back by Lu Yinuo.

"You get dressed first, and we'll talk about it later."

Lu Yinuo glared at the master, who sat tremblingly in the corner of the room this time.

When the county magistrate put on his official uniform and sat in front of Lu Yinuo with his master, Lu Yinuo asked, "What's your name?"

"Guo Dayuan."

The county magistrate replied in a low voice.

"What about you?"

"Meng Wenlin."

The master replied with a sad face.

Lu Yinuo was a little surprised, "Your name is quite good."

"Yes! Thank you Daoist for your compliment!"

Master Meng quickly replied.

"Okay, now, I ask, you answer!"

"understand!"

Magistrate Guo and Master Meng replied together.

Lu Yinuo first looked at Master Meng, "What did you say just now that this is the territory of the tree demon's grandma?"

"Well, no one in this area knows the name of the dryad's grandma, and only those foolish people in the county don't know that the missing people around here every year are all concealed by Guo County magistrate for the dryad's grandma."

"We also rely on the name of Grandma the Dryad to maintain our rule."

"You fart! It's his idea to conceal missing persons!"

Magistrate Guo immediately denied it.

Master Meng trembled and did not dare to refute.

"Haven't you ever thought of asking for help from above or asking professionals to come over and collect the monsters?"

Lu Yinuo asked puzzledly.

County Magistrate Guo and Master Meng looked at each other, smiled wryly and said, "Master Taoist, you don't know anything."

"When we first took office, we asked for support from above many times, but every time we let us solve it by ourselves."

"We also tried to invite Taoist priests and monks, but we never came back. Over time, we gave up this idea."

"Yes, yes! Even the famous Yan Butou can't do anything about it. The population of the county is still decreasing. The people we sent out for help never came back."

Master Meng added.

"So you are here to fish the common people?"

Lu Yinuo rubbed his forehead and said, what the hell are these!

As soon as these words came out, the county magistrate Guo had a bitter look on his face, and said: "The higher-ups haven't paid us salaries for many years, and we have to do it as a last resort."

"As a last resort?"

Lu Yinuo poked County Magistrate Guo's stomach with his sword, "Is there anyone fatter than you in this county?"

"hey-hey!"

Magistrate Guo smiled embarrassedly.

Lu Yinuo scratched his head numbly, it's dark!It's too dark!From top to bottom, rotten to the root.

The fish and meat people who are officials also take the initiative to hide the truth about the cannibalism for the monsters, just to maintain this poor law and order.

The common people are kept in the dark, and they can live every day.

No wonder Yan Chixia hid in Lanruo Temple.

"Sha!"

Lu Yinuo sighed and said, "Next, you have to listen to me."

County Magistrate Guo's expression froze, he exchanged a glance with Mr. Meng, and said, "We've been collecting taxes for many years, and the common people have nothing to earn!"

"Shut up! I never wanted to make money from the common people!"

Lu Yinuo patted the table, and a handprint was printed on the mahogany table, and the two immediately covered their mouths in fright.

"Let me introduce myself first, my name is Lu Yinuo, and I am a Taoist priest from Maoshan Mountain."

"Maoshan Taoist priest?"

A trace of suspicion flashed across Guo County Magistrate's face, and he looked at Master Meng who was beside him.

Master Meng scratched his head and said, "I seem to have some impressions, I seem to have heard others talk about it."

"Master Dao, continue!"

Lu Yinuo nodded, "Next, I will stay in the county for a few days."

The expressions of Magistrate Guo and Master Meng froze obviously, and Magistrate Guo said aggrievedly, "Master Dao, didn't you just want to borrow money?"

"I promise, if you stay here you will attract the hatred of Grandma Dryad."

"Huh? Let's talk about it."

Lu Yinuo doubted.

Guo County Magistrate stabbed Mr. Meng who was on the side, and Mr. Meng said quickly: "This tree demon grandma doesn't allow others to exist in her territory. Judging by your appearance, I'm afraid you haven't greeted the tree demon grandma yet, have you?"

Lu Yinuo's expression was a little subtle, and he said, "It's considered a fight, but she probably won't like me."

"Then you'd better leave as soon as possible! Otherwise, when the tree demon grandma comes, we will also be worried about your safety!"

Master Meng said with a worried face.

"Okay, okay, you don't need to worry about my safety, you just need to listen to me from now on!"

Lu Yinuo denied it with a word, and glanced at the two people in front of him. The two lowered their heads instantly, not daring to look at Lu Yinuo.

After a while, he nodded resignedly.

"Don't worry, I won't stay for a long time. When my goal is achieved, I will leave naturally, and I agree."

"In the next period of time, if you have any troubles or monster invasions, I can resist and protect you."

Lu Yinuo said frankly.

"So good? What does the Taoist priest need us to do?"

Master Meng asked boldly.

"hey-hey!"

Lu Yinuo grinned, "I just need you to be obedient!"

Guo and Meng looked at each other. The word obedient is easy to say, but it is extremely difficult to implement. Do we have to commit suicide if we are asked to commit suicide?
The two people refused to say anything, and Lu Yinuo was not in a hurry. He just pulled out his Amaterasu sword from time to time and rubbed it. The sword blade struck the round table and cut off an edge easily.

The eyes of the two tightened, and it was Magistrate Guo who said brazenly, "Then everything will be up to Master Lu!"

Lu Yinuo smiled, "I don't bully you either, this is a gift for the two of you to meet."

Lu Yinuo conjured two yellow talismans out of thin air and pressed them in front of the two.

The two were a little shocked by the empty-handed talisman, and then picked up the yellow talisman in doubt and asked, "Master Lu, what is the use of this yellow talisman?"

"There are many monsters around here. You can hold this yellow talisman to suppress evil spirits. The monsters won't touch it. It can even save your life if necessary. What benefits do you think?"

Lu Yinuo asked back.

"so smart!"

County magistrate Guo was surprised. He had seen many Taoist swordsmen fighting the autumn wind, but he had never seen such a confident one.

"You will understand when you meet demons and ghosts."

Lu Yinuo didn't explain, and looked at the two in front of him with a smile on his face.

Although this yellow talisman has the effect of suppressing spirits and warding off evil spirits, it is not as powerful as what I just said. At most, it will emit a burst of fire to resist an attack by evil spirits.

The two accepted the yellow talisman half-believingly, and looked at Lu Yinuo with more familiarity, Master Meng said: "Master Dao, if you have anything to do, please hurry up and order, we will definitely do our best in order!"

"Me too!"

Guo magistrate said.

Lu Yinuo raised her eyebrows and said, "See you in the next chapter!"

ps: The names of the county magistrate and the master were chosen by me at will. If you know, you can tell me below, and I will modify it.

(End of this chapter)