Wandering the sky film and television

Chapter 74 Tick Tock

Kangxi said in a deep voice: "You don't need to say it, I have seen it too."

"I hope the emperor can see that I have tried my best." The official kneeling on the ground sighed.

"Since we've tried our best, it's still the same, so let's forget it. Your Majesty, I think this shuttle wheel is too dangerous to sit on." Li Hao said, "It's okay for me, but if there is an explosion when I bring the queen back ,this…"

Hearing this, the official kneeling on the ground hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, I hope to make meritorious deeds. I have already mastered a certain amount of experience in these few failures. The last one will definitely succeed, and I will definitely be able to set off in the future."

"Then let's fight it out." Kangxi said with a serious expression.

Li Hao: "..."

This bastard, who used to talk about friendship, now knows that the shuttle wheel will explode, and still lets himself fight... The three centimeters before were just interest, and this account will be calculated later.

As if seeing something different in Li Hao's expression, Kangxi sighed and said, "Xiaobao, if you don't want to, then I can go by myself."

Li Hao was thinking, now that the emperor is blessed with the same blessings as the heavens, he will definitely be able to save himself from danger. Is he about to ascend to heaven?
It is definitely necessary to go, but being willing and being forced are two different things.

It's like having an itchy nose, but your hands are temporarily useless, and the people next to you can see it, so you can't help but poke it in, and you can't do it even if it's fun.

……

As soon as Li Hao went out of the palace gate, the maid and others waiting at the gate immediately said in unison: "Master Wei."

Hearing the sound, Jianning immediately opened the car curtain, and said impatiently, "Sir, hurry up...come on."

The most important thing to be a man is to be a man. Li Hao put all those things aside, needless to mention the sedan chair, and didn't even get down immediately when he arrived at the gate of the mansion.

"Master Wei, we're here."

Li Hao replied: "Walk around once, and circle around again."

"..."

"Received a lot of attacks, cultivation value +55."

at the same time,

Royal Palace.

Feeling more and more that it was not an illusion, Kangxi took off the yellow pants that symbolized his status in the room, and immediately saw that the length was more than four times that of before (adding three centimeters made it more than four times, and it was obviously less than or equal to 1 centimeter before).

But there is no "bone" in the extra part, it is a piece of skin, about an inch long.

Kangxi had never eaten ice cream that melted and could be tossed around like a snotty nose.Otherwise, he must feel that his current state is quite similar to that kind of ice cream.

"Emperor doctor, no, pass on the national teacher, pass on the national teacher for me!"

Soon, the national teacher arrived.

He is a great monk in cassock.

It was he who proposed to use the shuttle wheel to find the queen 300 years later to resolve Kangxi's physical crisis.

"National teacher, take a look for me, what's going on?"

Before the national teacher could nod his head, he saw Kangxi taking off his pants. As the "powerful" national teacher of Buddhism: "???"

But when Kangxi took off his obscene trousers, the national teacher took a closer look, and immediately put his hands together and said: "Your Majesty, this is a good omen. First, the Emperor got the shuttle wheel, which can travel through 300 years to find the real queen to heal the disease. Protect the dragon chicken, just wait for the real queen to arrive, the emperor will marry her, and the illness will disappear naturally."

Hearing this, Kangxi relaxed, waved his hands and said, "I understand, the national teacher should step down."

"The poor monk resigns."

Those who can be national teachers are naturally talented and bold people. They often tell lies that can bring them both fame and wealth, and they are not afraid of being exposed at all.

Not to mention whether Wei Xiaobao can really find the real queen, even if he does, the emperor's illness is not cured, he just needs to insist that Wei Xiaobao has found the wrong person, so what does it have to do with him?
And if the emperor really gets better after having a good time, then there will be a nest of little polar bears hidden in the iceberg, which will make a lot of money.

Therefore, the national division can simply advance and attack, retreat and defend.

To lie is to tell such a big lie, which is the key to his ability to become a national teacher.Little lies will be exposed one day, especially when countless lies are needed to cover up the previous lies.

But the big lie is different, no one can expose it, and it is extremely compelling, allowing him to sit firmly on the throne of the national teacher.

After the national teacher left, Kangxi, who had held back his urine before, but was afraid to urinate due to physical changes, asked the little eunuch to bring the chamber pot.

Tick, tick, tick, tick...

When Kangxi urinated, he used great strength to urinate a cup of tea, but the skin in front was too long and wrapped tightly, so it could only drip down along the skin.

"..."

Hai time.

After dealing with the memorial and reading another book, Kangxi lay down on the dragon couch, and after a few breaths, he was full of passion as usual.But unlike daily or meditation or calling someone to bed, today he took a look first.

He saw the ratio of "bone" to skin, which looked almost one to one at the moment.

But the long and soft piece of skin is so drooping, how sad it is.With just one glance, Kangxi's exuberant enthusiasm has faded away, and he can't get it back.

Looking at the lantern not far away, Kangxi sighed in his heart: "Will it really disappear?"

Will not.

Li Hao can be sure of this.

The cooling time of the three centimeters is seven days, but even after the cooling period, as long as Li Hao does not use the three centimeters again, its previous effect will not disappear.

On the contrary, as long as it is used, the previous effect will disappear.

So Li Hao, who had already decided not to use three centimeters before leaving this plane, was absolutely sure that it would not disappear.

This is his love, which cannot disappear.

When Kangxi's passion subsided, Li Hao's was intensifying.

Earl's Court.

The seven lights go up together, and the battle is stalemate.

Li Hao is one against seven, especially among them, there is no shortage of martial arts masters, with deep internal strength, it is really difficult to deal with.But to Li Hao's regret, even if Shuang'er and others have internal strength, they still can't feel the energy of Hehuan Kung Fu.

"Ah, dead ghost, it turns out that you are secretly practicing evil skills, no wonder you suddenly became so powerful." Jianning turned his head to expose it.

This... Li Hao was at a loss for words.

But Jian Ning said angrily: "Why didn't you practice earlier?"

"..."

Li Hao explained: "I found this by copying Duolong's house before. He used this booklet to ask me to spare his life."

"Received a lot of attacks, cultivation value +150."

"Received a lot of attacks, cultivation value +155."

"..."

It was already dawn outside, and the battle in the Earl's Mansion had not stopped yet. The old aunt and two eunuchs who were anxiously guarding the door walked around.

"If this continues, Lord Wei's body will collapse."

"Princess's wife won't be able to stand it either. Listen, it was the voice of the princess just now."

"Xiao Duozi, did you buy some powerful chnu medicine for Lord Wei again?"

The father-in-law who was called Xiaoduo hurriedly distinguished: "No, Lord Wei said a few days ago that he wanted to cultivate his body and mind, and asked me to take all the medicines such as seven-day sex, day and night joy, silver and small trumpets, etc. stand up."

(End of this chapter)