The Little God Who Sells the Protagonist

Chapter 151

"Aha~ Little girl, come and give me a smile~"

"Ahem...Miss, are you lonely tonight...No, no."

"Hi, beauty. I have an ancestral chromosome here that I want to give to you~ No, then would you like to take a look at the little tadpole that has been raised for decades, it is very cute and cute..."

"Ouch, I'm so fucking disgusting..."

"Boss, what are you doing here?" Looking at Wang Yichen, who suddenly fell into a daze not far away, muttering to himself, with a "shy" face, Lang Qiu felt goosebumps all over his body.

This boss is good at everything, but the convulsions from time to time are really unbearable...

Fortunately, Wang Yichen didn't have convulsions for too long, and soon his face seemed to be normal, then he turned to look at Lang Qiu, and asked solemnly: "Little mouse, can you play tricks, rascal?"

"Of course..." Lang Qiu was about to nod when he suddenly realized and shouted loudly, "Boss, who do you think I am? I am now an upright elder member of the Chiqi Guild. I used to be a well-behaved banker. , to be honest, to do my duty..."

"Come on, don't play with me like this. You are a rascal, how can you not be a rascal?" Wang Yichen waved his hands impatiently, "Teach me how to play, you have to do it quickly. , I don't have much time. As long as you teach well..."

Wang Yichen took out a white card from the card space with a "swipe": "This white dragon set card is yours!"

The little mouse's eyes lit up, and he grabbed the card in his hand with lightning speed and threw it into his card space.

Then the little mouse looked at Wang Yichen seriously, shook his head and said, "Boss, you can't do it, you look too bad!"

"It's a bastard, hooligan, how to play, what lines to say, that's all second, appearance, only appearance is the root! Have you seen the sketch by Chen Peisi? A guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes like Zhu Shimao, even if he wears a traitor Clothes, that looks like an underground worker. Even if someone like Chen Peisi wears the clothes of the Eighth Route Army, he is still a spy who infiltrated our army."

"That's why, you said it's just the boss, you're so gentle and innocent, you still play tricks on others? Don't be tricked by women, and the gangsters play tricks on you, that's not bad!"

"Don't give me theory, just tell me what to do." Wang Yichen saw that Xiao Yan and Xiao Xunxun were about to disappear not far away, and said anxiously, "Hurry up!"

"Sigh..." Lang Qiu shook his head, "Boss, you can only work on your styling."

As he said that, Lang Qiu tore off Wang Yichen's clothes, the sleeves were rolled up on one side and down on the other, his collar was upright, his hair was messed up, and his belt was unbuttoned, creating a dangling, foolish look. appearance.

Then, Lang Qiu directly took out a white card from the card space, summoned a bottle of white wine, let Wang Yichen take a few sips, and wiped a little wine on his clothes indiscriminately.

Finally, Lang Qiu stepped on Wang Yichen violently.

Wang Yichen sprang up half a foot high with a "wow", and then slapped Lang Qiu on the back of the head, his expression distorted due to pain and anger, as if he was about to eat people.

"What the hell are you doing? It hurts me to death!"

"Oh, boss, I'm helping you with styling." Lang Qiu rubbed the back of his head, looked at Wang Yichen with surprise and said, "Keep this expression, keep this expression!"

"Expressions, emotions, all are well maintained. That's enough, boss, you can go on now! Don't be treated as a scumbag, you come to me!"

"By the way, there is one more thing. You should also pay attention to your walking posture. You should swing and have a rhythm, just like... rubbing, rubbing, devil-like steps..."

"Really?" Wang Yichen touched his face suspiciously, then maintained a grinning expression, imagining that the soles of his feet were rubbing together...just walking forward like this.

"Puff puff……"

Behind Wang Yichen, Lang Qiu and several experts from the Jialie family blushed from suppressed laughter.

But let alone, with such a thing, Wang Yichen's whole image is really a stinky, rascal - although he is the kind of stinky, rascal with a problem in his head.

The tone of this image, the effect of the play is still leveraged.So when Wang Yichen blocked the way of Xiao Yan and Xiao Xunxun, he didn't even need to speak at all, and immediately made Xiao Yan and Xiao Xunxun feel offended-for the golden boy and jade girl, Wang Yichen's stinky person is a rascal. , even if it only appears in their field of vision, it is a crime.

Especially for Xiao Xunxun.Almost the moment this cold little girl saw Wang Yichen, her face was so gloomy that she could drop a knife. It seemed that for a woman like her, just looking at Wang Yichen meant that her eyes had been raped.

Among the people who pursued Xiao Xunxun before, whether it was Xiao Hei or Jia Lieao, even though they also coveted Xiao Xunxun, they basically just fell in love with the goddess, not a rascal who pestered a little girl ——The only one who is slightly close to this tune is the first-grade pharmacist Liu Xi hired by the Jialie family.So Xiao Xie and Jia Lieao were just taught a lesson, while Liu Xi was directly burned to ashes.

Looking at Xiao Yan and Xiao Xunxun with gloomy faces, and thinking about Liu Xi's fate, Wang Yichen suddenly felt bitter in his mouth.

Nima, this task is too difficult...

But now that things are going on, even if you have to bite the bullet, you have to finish playing the bastard, how can you be cowardly?

"Miss Xunxun, why didn't you say hello to me, the landlord, when you came to the square market of our Jialie family? What if I, the servants and rough men, don't take care of the place well? But I agree Please meet by chance, since we met, let me accompany Miss Xunxun to wander around and do my best as a landlord."

This was the first time in Wang Yichen's life that he acted like a hooligan, and the first line he read when he was a hooligan made Lang Qiu, who was watching not far away, shake his head.

There is no big problem with the lines, it is serious, it looks like a gentleman's hooliganism, sometimes the effect is better than being shameless.

There is no big problem with the shape, after all, this is the shape designed by Lang Qiu himself.

The problem still lies in the appearance and temperament. With this appearance and this line, Wang Yichen can actually recite the feeling of a little boy confessing his love, which is really embarrassing for him...

A thought suddenly popped into Lang Qiu's mind: "The boss is still a virgin!"

"If you don't want to die, you'd better get out of here right away." Before Xiao Xunxun could speak, Xiao Yan stood in front of Wang Yichen with a sneer.

In the past, when confronted with dandies like Jia Lieao and Xiao Huan who were entangled with Xiao Xunxun, Xiao Yan could at least maintain his airs on the surface and would not act out of temper.But this time, he didn't even want this superficial self-cultivation, so it can be seen that he was really angry.

(End of this chapter)