The Little God Who Sells the Protagonist

Chapter 825 Five-character Mantra
And he should be the one who can get close to Wu Song, because the main task of preventing Wu Song from fighting the tiger was originally his.

In the end, he played tricks and borrowed the strength of his opponent to complete the main task. Originally, he was quite complacent, thinking that his brain was working.But now I can't laugh anymore, he is really not suitable for using his brain and playing with his heart...

However, in the current situation, no matter how bad he is at using his brain and mind, he can only play like this.

And at this juncture, Wang Yichen didn't dare to show off or suppress him.After all, there is a chance of failure in the way of showing off, and suppression may actually defeat the protagonist.

Right now, the opponent is too strong, and there are players to help, so we must be more cautious when playing this trick of suppressing and pretending.

After thinking for a while, Wang Yichen left the transport team's long suit beside the second protagonist of the shop to protect his safety, preventing the opponent from directly killing his second protagonist with force.Then send a resourceful military master to inquire about the news first.

This strategist-type master is a thin middle-aged man. In this plane, his identity is the accountant of the shop's second protagonist. He looks like a dog with a wicked face.In fact, he is indeed a very fine and thief, a very typical dog-headed military division.

Seemingly aimless, he walked around the area where Wu Dalang lived, and quietly found out everything he needed to inquire about.

It turns out that the current plot has developed to the stage where Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing are about to achieve good things. Although the two have not formally hooked up, Ximen Qing has already endured Pan Jinlian's fork and hooked up with Wang Po. To capture Pan Jinlian, "take off your clothes and belt, do everything", which is what happened in the past few days.

Wang Yichen's task is to bring together Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, and save the pair of dogs and men under Wu Song's claws, and his opponent is to help Wu Song get rid of the pair of dogs and men, and their goals run counter to each other.But one thing is for sure, first of all, they must make Xiao Pan and Xiao Qing into dogs and men, otherwise the subsequent plot will not go on, and the task will not be able to be completed.

So for now, Wang Yichen doesn't have to worry about his opponents disrupting the plot, he can just make his own arrangements.

However, Wang Yichen was not in a hurry to arrange the script to affect the plot, but instead let his military masters continue to wander around Yanggu County to see if they could find any surprises.

There seems to be a clear gap in the difficulty of the main tasks of Wang Yichen and his opponent.After all, in the original plot, Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing were killed by Wu Song.

In this plot, Wu Song is the number one military force, and his advantage over Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing is overwhelming.So following Wu Song's big thick leg to deal with Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing is almost not difficult at all, and Wu Song can easily handle it without the player's action at all.

On the contrary, it is too difficult to help Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing escape from Wu Song's men.With Wu Song's force, sending a few tricks up is courting death.

But it doesn't make sense.

Generally speaking, in a PK battle similar to this kind of plane formation battle, the difficulty of the main task received by the two sides should be roughly the same. There is no reason for the gap to be so big, otherwise it would be too unfair. No one would play it. With Yan Guangsheng's ability, he would definitely not do such a stupid thing.

Therefore, Wang Yichen judged that there should be some plots or characters hidden in this participating plane, which can help deal with Wu Song, so as to ensure that the main tasks of both participating parties are equally difficult and the game balance.

What Wang Yichen has to do is to try to find out this hidden character or hidden plot while there is still time.

However, this time, Wang Yichen's judgment seemed to be wrong.

Although strategist-type experts are not the type of experts who specialize in spying on intelligence, they rely on their brains, are alert and resourceful, and are the most suitable among non-professionals to spy on intelligence and analyze information.

However, this time, Wang Yichen's master strategist wandered around Yanggu County all day, but did not find any clues.

Finally, wandering around, unknowingly came to the teahouse opened by Wang Po.

"Forget it... just pay attention to the progress of the plot." Seeing that there was nothing to gain for a day, Wang Yichen's judgment on himself also wavered.

In desperation, Wang Yichen could only settle for the next best thing, pay attention to the development of the plot, see how far Xiaopan and Xiaoqing have hooked up, and let himself take a break by the way—attach his consciousness to the character. , it consumes more mental power than attaching to the protagonist, and the more intense the activities of the dragon set, the greater the mental power consumption.

Slowly walking into Wangpo's teahouse, the military master ordered a cup of sour plum soup, sat down and drank slowly.

And after Wang Po served tea to the military master, she immediately ran to a corner of the teahouse and chatted softly with a young man.

This young man looks quite upright, but he is too coquettish, his attire and temperament are extremely coquettish, as if he is afraid that others will not recognize his identity.

That's right, this young man is none other than Ximen Qing, the number one showman in the Outlaws of the Marsh.

Wang Po and Ximen Qing talked in a very low voice, almost whispering. It is impossible for ordinary people to overhear what these two guys are talking about from a few meters away.

Fortunately, the ones Wang Yichen sent were not ordinary people, but masters created by master cards. Even the intelligence masters of the military division type were much stronger than ordinary people.

Wang Yichen, a military master, is also a practitioner with internal strength. He is far more discerning than ordinary people. If he mobilizes his internal strength a little, he can immediately hear the conversation between Wang Po and Ximenqing clearly.

These two girls, one Mingsao and the other Mensao, are chatting about a very coquettish thing - how to hook up with Pan Jinlian.At this time, Wang Po is selling her theory of picking up girls to Ximen Qing.

This part of Wang Po's theory can be regarded as a very classic theory of picking up girls in the Water Margin plane, or even in any other plane, and it is simply amazing.

Wang Yichen had read this theory long before time travelling, and was very impressed.Listening to the retelling by the real master now, I still feel very interested.

What Wang Po first discusses is, what kind of man is the man who can make women crazy?What kind of man can be invincible in the romantic arena?What kind of man will let a woman touch it and never forget it?
Wang Po's height can be summed up in five words: "Pan Lv Deng Xiaoxian".

Pan refers to the appearance of Pan An.

Bustards love banknotes, sisters love beauty.Small fresh meat is always more able to attract women's attention, this is a truth that has remained unchanged throughout the ages, not to mention that only men are lustful.

Donkey refers to a licensed product that is as big as a donkey.The translation is: the device is big and the work is good.

This is a real benefit that only women can know, and girls may not necessarily understand the importance of this benefit.

But it doesn't matter, because girls mature quickly.

From a boy to a man, it may take a long time of actual combat and many nights before it is possible to complete the sublimation.But from girl to woman, one night is enough.

The importance of this ability of a man is self-evident.

The famous male favorite, Lai Ai, is because of her ability to "lift the wheel with force", so that Empress Lu can't put it down.

In some H-type planes, this ability is even as decisive as the protagonist's halo.

Below the word donkey is the word Deng. Deng refers to Deng Tong of the Han Dynasty. This rabbit master sold chrysanthemums to please the emperor, and then got the privilege of making money and opening copper mines. He was as rich as an enemy.

So the word Deng naturally refers to being rich.

A man is rich, just like a woman is beautiful.This is a hard indicator that will not be eliminated, and it is enough to cover up other shortcomings.

A woman's wealth covers all her ugliness, while a man's wealth covers all his ugliness.As long as they have money, eunuchs can also get wives.

Small, it is patience like a needle in the cotton, able to let go of the body, to please women.

In this world, there is no shortage of misplaced love like "a good man marries a good wife, and a bad man marries a flowery branch". Maybe many people have such examples around them: some men who embrace beautiful women are not handsome at all, nor rich, or even just young. gangster.But people are really mad at being able to take the goddess home.

But in fact, these men are not useless. Many of them understand the meaning of the word "small".

The small characters do not mean blindly giving in, or even degrading oneself, becoming the mud under a woman's feet, or a spare tire.Such men and women are not rare.

Small refers to knowing how to think in another person's place, and being able to tolerate the difference in thinking between women and men.

When women face their intimate opposite sex, they are indeed unreasonable most of the time.Confucius said that women are as difficult to deal with as villains, "If you are far away, you will complain, but if you are close, you will not be inferior." If you distance yourself from her, she will resent you;

Why do women behave like this?This is because women are more willing to be dominated by emotion rather than rationality when facing close people, especially the opposite sex.She doesn't reason with you, she only talks to you.

You have a conflict. No matter what the cause of the conflict is or which side of the truth you fall on, it will all become a matter of attitude in the end.

When men reason with women, most of the results are like this: quarrel, men justify wrongs, and men apologize.

The woman complained about the quarrel, but, "Okay, how dare you yell at me!", the man apologized.

Even if a woman wants to be reasonable, it is after satisfying her emotional needs and calming down her emotions.

So there are often men who feel aggrieved: She is unreasonable, so why do I still have to apologize and give in in the end?I can't ignore her, you will suffer if you do, what's the matter?
Confucius said angrily: "If you are far away, you will complain, but if you are close, you will not be inferior."

Obviously, Confucius understood women, and it is estimated that he may have suffered from women.

This is the difference in thinking between men and women.Men also quarrel with men, and even fight, but they seldom fight.Because men and men have reason to talk about, there is always right and wrong in reason, and when you understand the reason, everyone should fight a duel, compete and compete, and reconcile and reconcile, and it is clear at a glance.

But conflicts between women will always turn into conflicts in the end.Once the feud lasts for a long time, it will become completely unclear who is right and who is wrong, and the result is that they can only quarrel for the sake of quarreling.

No matter how awesome Conan is, he can't figure out why women are tearing up.

So the so-called "small" refers to understanding and catering to women's mentality, and giving women accommodation in this respect.

This kind of accommodating women is difficult to feel from the same sex with the same virtue, but it can be obtained from men, so naturally it is easy to be moved.

As a woman of emotional animals, she may not remember the earth-shattering things you did for her, but she will remember your thoughtfulness and knowledge.

Women like to say the so-called "no matter how much you give, it is better to give a hug", but in fact, they have already made their words very clear.

It is not surprising that a man who can achieve the essence of the word "small" can impress women even if he is not qualified in other aspects.

The last word of the five-character mantra for picking up girls is "leisure".

This is also an extremely important word, even more important than the previous four words to some extent.

The so-called leisure means having time and effort.There is a saying circulating on the Internet: "Picking up girls is like hanging on QQ. If you hang on QQ for two hours a day, you will be able to be in the sun soon."

These words vividly illustrate that picking up girls is a hard work.

As the saying goes, "A strong woman is afraid of stalking a man." In fact, the people women can't resist the most are those men who are free.

If a woman is compared to a fortress, then a man is a warrior who attacks the fortress.

Everyone knows that there are many ways to conquer a fortress. For example, if you have the strength advantage of crushing level, you can go down in one go; for example, if you are resourceful, you can use tricks to take down the fortress; Soldiers of man.

But in fact, anyone who is familiar with the history of ancient wars should know that most of the fortresses were taken in the same way, that is, the fortress was besieged for a long time, ran out of ammunition and food, and then was taken down.

The same is true for men attacking women.

Appearance, money, and even taste can satisfy part of a woman's requirements, but it is impossible to make a woman give up her heart forever once and for all.

Because the biggest enemy of a woman is actually loneliness.

And loneliness cannot be solved by money, appearance, or taste. Only long-term companionship can deal with loneliness.

That's why, some women are obviously married to a man who is rich and beautiful, and everyone envies, but they still cheat, and even cheat on a man with mediocre conditions.

This is why monks are always easily involved in romantic affairs, and gangsters can also be favored by beautiful women, because these two types of people are the most leisurely and have the most time.

It is conceivable that if a man possesses the five magic weapons of "Pan Donkey and Deng Xiaoxian" at the same time, he can naturally be invincible in the Fengyue Field and be invincible, achieving the reputation of killing a hundred people and killing a thousand people.

This five-character mantra theory can be said to analyze everything between men and women to the extreme.

(End of this chapter)