The world's first village
Chapter 226 The Rare and Leisurely Four People (Thanks Xinmeng for being drunk)
Chapter 226 The Rare and Leisurely Four (Thanks Xinmeng for being drunk)
"Hey, I met you on the plane when I went home during the Spring Festival last year. It was a bit of a surprise!"
Fatty Wang Yang took a long time to speak up, just now he just laughed, when Shi Lin asked him, he spared his head and replied with a smirk in embarrassment.
"Madman, it stands to reason that it is not difficult for you to find a wife now, why is there still no movement?"
Shi Lin turned to Wu Feng and asked, this guy is not very shy, so I have a question.
After hearing this, Wu Feng leaned on the sofa, frowned, and sighed, "Hey, there's such a big commotion!"
Wu Feng paused for a moment, took a sip of tea, looked around the three of them, pretending to be mysterious, raised his voice halfway, and said, "Oh, you don't know, sister, I go home for the Spring Festival, and I know who is in my family for the New Year Most?"
"Oh, who is it, a debt collector? Or a borrower?" The other three were very curious and asked in unison.
Wu Feng paused for a moment, took a sip of tea, pretended to be mysterious, and said, "There is no debt collection, and there are a lot of borrowings, but the most are matchmakers. My uncle's, there are several rounds a day, and there is still a queue."
"In the village, outside the village, in towns, in counties, and I don't know where they come from, they are really everywhere!
Moreover, there are all kinds of goods, unmarried ones can be said in the past, although there are a few fat ones, I still respect them more!
But, those who are stupid, those who are divorced and have children, and those in their 40s and [-]s all introduced to me, as if I am very old..." Wu Feng pointed out, frowning and counting.
The three of them listened to Wu Feng's eloquence, as if they were listening to a bizarre story. At the end, they bent over laughing, the fat man even grinned, squatted down and laughed loudly, and Shi Lin also burst into tears.
Li Jian patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Haha, I thought I was in a terrible situation. I didn't expect you, it's too horrible!"
"Hey, it's all the fault of that gossip woman in my village, if any crap gets through her mouth, the news will be reworked!
Tsk, the news spread like a gust of wind and spread to thousands of households within tens of kilometers! "Wu Feng spread his hands and smiled helplessly.
Then, Li Jian also told about his family's matchmaker coming to the door. Fortunately, he was from the city, and it was mostly spread among relatives and friends. At most, old neighbors from the past came to introduce girlfriends more often.
Fatty Wang Yang didn't say anything, but it probably wasn't much better.
"Okay, you two ask your girlfriends to help the lunatic introduce one, so that he won't complain, then come over and take charge of the institute for the lunatic.
Let me tell Zhang Gong, you two should cooperate well, first purchase some urgently needed equipment, and you are responsible for managing funds, this is a 8 million RMB card with six passwords of [-], just give me the purchase invoice later..." Shi Lin said Explain it to him, and then hand over a card.
"Linzi, are you investing [-] million RMB at once? Or just buy equipment?" Wu Feng took the card with some trepidation, Shi Lin trusted him so much, and gave him the card casually.
The other two were also very shocked. Shi Lin was able to throw hundreds of millions of dollars away, so he let Wu Feng manage them, but it made sense after thinking about it. money.
Shi Lin looked at the surprised people and explained: "2000 million can't buy any equipment, you are also a mechanical student, a brand-new imported second-rate floor boring and milling machine, a set of equipment will cost more than [-] million.
Of course, you need to build a factory first, so much, you go to Mr. Zhang, he knows better than me, anyway, if you need something urgent, buy it first.
The laboratory will be placed in the small villa on Xiandao first, and the large equipment will be purchased after the factory building is completed. Anyway, you and Mr. Zhang can figure out these things. "
Shilin intends to study new materials, especially the bamboo behind the villa, it would be wasteful to leave it unused.
He planned to buy some exquisite instruments first, and let those engineers experiment first to see what tricks they could come up with. Thinking about the sword in the space, he was looking forward to the works of those engineers.
Due to the characteristics of the mutated bamboo, the performance is basically finalized after three days, so the material research institute is best located near the Love Village.
In order to keep it secret, Shi Lin planned to use the small villa next to the big villa as a material research laboratory. With those perverted dogs, no thieves or even flies could get into the fairy island, and those engineers couldn't bring materials and mutated materials out of the island. Guarantee the confidentiality of information.
Li Jian nodded and admitted: "Well, yes, after spending so much money, a high-end machining factory has been completely set up, and the equipment at his alma mater is too backward.
Even for national-level laboratories, the country only allocates more than 1000 million yuan a year, and the equipment is naturally not very high-end. After all, there is still no money. "
"Haha, speaking of his alma mater, Li Jian gave a speech at school some time ago, he is a successful person! I saw it from the school website."
Pretending to be the voice of the vice principal, Wu Feng squeezed his throat and said, "I am honored to invite Mr. Li and Mr. Wang from our school's outstanding graduates, internationally renowned companies, and SS Company to give speeches at our school."
"I despise you. Didn't the school invite you? It's just an excuse that you're busy." Li Jian glanced at his mouth after hearing this, and then continued, "I guess you can't invite Lin Zi, so just find us, but, to be honest , thanks to Lin Zi, our annual income is several million, we are really successful people!"
Li Jian recalled the speech on stage, and said with a smile: "Hey, for the first time in a large lecture theater, facing thousands of students, my legs are really shaking!
Fatty was the first to come on stage, but this guy only said a few words, I laughed so hard, do you know what he said? "
"Oh, what did he say?" Shi Lin urged him to speak quickly.
Recalling the scene, Li Jian couldn't help laughing, and said with a smile: "This guy said: Alma mater is very good, very good, our president Li talks more than me, let him speak for me.
Seeing the leaders and students of that school bewildered, their hearts almost collapsed at that time, I couldn't hold back the laughter, so I had no choice but to go on stage!
This fat man cheats people, he is full of routines!The baby is really bitter, but the baby doesn't know who to tell, maybe tell those students! "
Before Li Jian finished speaking, Shi Lin and Wu Feng both laughed.
The fat man who was silent for a long time finally couldn't help but speak: "It doesn't seem to be my fault, I think you are still able to speak well, and you can talk about what the bull A can do, and move closer to the bull B.
Coupled with those eyes with verve, wouldn't it make me look ugly if I was asked to speak on stage.This guy, although he can rely on his appearance for a living, he still relies on his talent to speak! "
"It's so reasonable, I'm speechless!" Li Jian smiled helplessly, but he touched his handsome face again, showing a hint of narcissism.
Li Jian said again: "Fatty, I think you are pretending to be stupid and don't want to talk about it, you spend all your energy on picking up girls!
I understand this guy, don't look at him usually being stupid, it's because he's pretending to be stupid, the fat man is very shrewd in his heart, he's making good plans, he's been dealing with people in the company this year, and he's learned everything. "
"It's amazing, Fatty WORD, why didn't I notice it!" Shi Lin also said in surprise.
Next, the four chatted about the school, the nasty things they had done, and their girls, and spent the afternoon like this.
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, I met you on the plane when I went home during the Spring Festival last year. It was a bit of a surprise!"
Fatty Wang Yang took a long time to speak up, just now he just laughed, when Shi Lin asked him, he spared his head and replied with a smirk in embarrassment.
"Madman, it stands to reason that it is not difficult for you to find a wife now, why is there still no movement?"
Shi Lin turned to Wu Feng and asked, this guy is not very shy, so I have a question.
After hearing this, Wu Feng leaned on the sofa, frowned, and sighed, "Hey, there's such a big commotion!"
Wu Feng paused for a moment, took a sip of tea, looked around the three of them, pretending to be mysterious, raised his voice halfway, and said, "Oh, you don't know, sister, I go home for the Spring Festival, and I know who is in my family for the New Year Most?"
"Oh, who is it, a debt collector? Or a borrower?" The other three were very curious and asked in unison.
Wu Feng paused for a moment, took a sip of tea, pretended to be mysterious, and said, "There is no debt collection, and there are a lot of borrowings, but the most are matchmakers. My uncle's, there are several rounds a day, and there is still a queue."
"In the village, outside the village, in towns, in counties, and I don't know where they come from, they are really everywhere!
Moreover, there are all kinds of goods, unmarried ones can be said in the past, although there are a few fat ones, I still respect them more!
But, those who are stupid, those who are divorced and have children, and those in their 40s and [-]s all introduced to me, as if I am very old..." Wu Feng pointed out, frowning and counting.
The three of them listened to Wu Feng's eloquence, as if they were listening to a bizarre story. At the end, they bent over laughing, the fat man even grinned, squatted down and laughed loudly, and Shi Lin also burst into tears.
Li Jian patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Haha, I thought I was in a terrible situation. I didn't expect you, it's too horrible!"
"Hey, it's all the fault of that gossip woman in my village, if any crap gets through her mouth, the news will be reworked!
Tsk, the news spread like a gust of wind and spread to thousands of households within tens of kilometers! "Wu Feng spread his hands and smiled helplessly.
Then, Li Jian also told about his family's matchmaker coming to the door. Fortunately, he was from the city, and it was mostly spread among relatives and friends. At most, old neighbors from the past came to introduce girlfriends more often.
Fatty Wang Yang didn't say anything, but it probably wasn't much better.
"Okay, you two ask your girlfriends to help the lunatic introduce one, so that he won't complain, then come over and take charge of the institute for the lunatic.
Let me tell Zhang Gong, you two should cooperate well, first purchase some urgently needed equipment, and you are responsible for managing funds, this is a 8 million RMB card with six passwords of [-], just give me the purchase invoice later..." Shi Lin said Explain it to him, and then hand over a card.
"Linzi, are you investing [-] million RMB at once? Or just buy equipment?" Wu Feng took the card with some trepidation, Shi Lin trusted him so much, and gave him the card casually.
The other two were also very shocked. Shi Lin was able to throw hundreds of millions of dollars away, so he let Wu Feng manage them, but it made sense after thinking about it. money.
Shi Lin looked at the surprised people and explained: "2000 million can't buy any equipment, you are also a mechanical student, a brand-new imported second-rate floor boring and milling machine, a set of equipment will cost more than [-] million.
Of course, you need to build a factory first, so much, you go to Mr. Zhang, he knows better than me, anyway, if you need something urgent, buy it first.
The laboratory will be placed in the small villa on Xiandao first, and the large equipment will be purchased after the factory building is completed. Anyway, you and Mr. Zhang can figure out these things. "
Shilin intends to study new materials, especially the bamboo behind the villa, it would be wasteful to leave it unused.
He planned to buy some exquisite instruments first, and let those engineers experiment first to see what tricks they could come up with. Thinking about the sword in the space, he was looking forward to the works of those engineers.
Due to the characteristics of the mutated bamboo, the performance is basically finalized after three days, so the material research institute is best located near the Love Village.
In order to keep it secret, Shi Lin planned to use the small villa next to the big villa as a material research laboratory. With those perverted dogs, no thieves or even flies could get into the fairy island, and those engineers couldn't bring materials and mutated materials out of the island. Guarantee the confidentiality of information.
Li Jian nodded and admitted: "Well, yes, after spending so much money, a high-end machining factory has been completely set up, and the equipment at his alma mater is too backward.
Even for national-level laboratories, the country only allocates more than 1000 million yuan a year, and the equipment is naturally not very high-end. After all, there is still no money. "
"Haha, speaking of his alma mater, Li Jian gave a speech at school some time ago, he is a successful person! I saw it from the school website."
Pretending to be the voice of the vice principal, Wu Feng squeezed his throat and said, "I am honored to invite Mr. Li and Mr. Wang from our school's outstanding graduates, internationally renowned companies, and SS Company to give speeches at our school."
"I despise you. Didn't the school invite you? It's just an excuse that you're busy." Li Jian glanced at his mouth after hearing this, and then continued, "I guess you can't invite Lin Zi, so just find us, but, to be honest , thanks to Lin Zi, our annual income is several million, we are really successful people!"
Li Jian recalled the speech on stage, and said with a smile: "Hey, for the first time in a large lecture theater, facing thousands of students, my legs are really shaking!
Fatty was the first to come on stage, but this guy only said a few words, I laughed so hard, do you know what he said? "
"Oh, what did he say?" Shi Lin urged him to speak quickly.
Recalling the scene, Li Jian couldn't help laughing, and said with a smile: "This guy said: Alma mater is very good, very good, our president Li talks more than me, let him speak for me.
Seeing the leaders and students of that school bewildered, their hearts almost collapsed at that time, I couldn't hold back the laughter, so I had no choice but to go on stage!
This fat man cheats people, he is full of routines!The baby is really bitter, but the baby doesn't know who to tell, maybe tell those students! "
Before Li Jian finished speaking, Shi Lin and Wu Feng both laughed.
The fat man who was silent for a long time finally couldn't help but speak: "It doesn't seem to be my fault, I think you are still able to speak well, and you can talk about what the bull A can do, and move closer to the bull B.
Coupled with those eyes with verve, wouldn't it make me look ugly if I was asked to speak on stage.This guy, although he can rely on his appearance for a living, he still relies on his talent to speak! "
"It's so reasonable, I'm speechless!" Li Jian smiled helplessly, but he touched his handsome face again, showing a hint of narcissism.
Li Jian said again: "Fatty, I think you are pretending to be stupid and don't want to talk about it, you spend all your energy on picking up girls!
I understand this guy, don't look at him usually being stupid, it's because he's pretending to be stupid, the fat man is very shrewd in his heart, he's making good plans, he's been dealing with people in the company this year, and he's learned everything. "
"It's amazing, Fatty WORD, why didn't I notice it!" Shi Lin also said in surprise.
Next, the four chatted about the school, the nasty things they had done, and their girls, and spent the afternoon like this.
(End of this chapter)
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