The world's first village

Chapter 40
"Everyone be quiet, during the first test, everyone was afraid to come up, but now, everyone is uglier and miserable than anyone else, hey!

However, as I said, it is determined by the lottery. I don't have the right to draw the lottery, only the emperor chooses it.Look, our emperor is getting impatient! "

Shi Ling looked at the audience who wanted to rush up, but he didn't dare to be too arrogant with the security guards in front of him.

"The cleaning lady in yellow, the grocery shopping lady, and this elderly reporter!"

The parrot randomly ordered three, and just after ordering, the three didn't say anything, and ran directly to the stage. After Shi Ling handed over the petals, he couldn't wait to apply it on his face, and after his face was painted, he applied it on his hands and neck I wish I could paint my whole body, but it's a pity that each petal is only enough to paint a face.

The audience in the audience couldn't help but envy the three people on the stage, and at the same time burst out laughing, it was so funny.

Then came the distribution of gifts, different gifts, and the passing citizens came to join in the fun when they saw so many people here.

At this time, the surrounding area was no longer close to the host stage. Fortunately, the stage was relatively high at that time, and hundreds of security guards were maintaining the scene, otherwise it was really chaotic.

If an accident occurs, it is estimated that the company will not be able to bear the responsibility!Shi Lin looked at the somewhat chaotic scene and was very worried. After finishing this press conference, he really dare not do it next time.

Twenty-five minutes later, Shi Ling came on stage again. Everyone's eyes were focused on her and the three experimenters. Seeing that they were still waiting anxiously, after receiving Shi Ling's reminder that they could wash their face, they quickly came to the three washbasins that had been replaced with clean water. .

Then came the three experimenters, who washed their faces and took a mirror to observe the changes on their faces repeatedly.

Although I was mentally prepared, the change was too great. After I was convinced that it was me, the two aunts were so moved that their noses were full of tears. Who said aunts don't like beauty!The reporter also saw that his appearance had changed, but he couldn't help crying.

The three of them came to Shi Ling and bowed deeply to express their gratitude. Shi Ling responded with a smile, and understood the inner fluctuations in their hearts, and gestured with his right hand to turn around to show the audience.

The stains on the faces of the three have been eliminated a lot, and the original yellow and black faces have become fair. They feel 30 or [-] years younger, except for the wrinkles. If you don’t look at your figure, you can’t tell your age if you don’t pay attention.

When the audience saw the three crying testers on the stage, their cheeks changed so much that they couldn't believe it.

"Auntie, can you tell me how you feel?" Shi Ling said, handing the microphone to one of the aunts.

"Of course, of course, thank you very much for your company's activities, which made my aunt rejuvenate. To be honest, my aunt is already 50 years old. It can be said that she is old and yellow, a yellow-faced woman.

I'm not afraid of your laughing either, the old man in my family has not dared to kiss me for many years, hmph, this time I will not give him a kiss if I want to go home! "Auntie touched her face, she was so moved that she spoke incoherently, she dared to say anything.

The audience all burst into laughter, really admiring.

"Well, I also think Eldest Sister is much prettier, and I hope Eldest Sister will stay young forever." Shi Ling couldn't help laughing after hearing this, but she covered her mouth and continued to interact with each other. She also changed her name to "Elder Sister".

"Daughter, I like to hear what you say, big sister! However, if my daughter is one-tenth as beautiful as you, I won't worry about her marriage. I will definitely ask her to try your company's products some other day."

"Thank you for your exaggeration, big sister. We still have a lot of activities in the future. Please continue to pay attention to big sister. At the same time, I also ask friends at the scene to help promote more."

Shi Ling took over the topic, and the three of them got off the stage knowingly.

"Is everyone feeling very shocked? In fact, although the effects of the previous roses did not have such an abnormal beauty effect, did the reporter who approached the roses just now feel more energetic?

In fact, this is the anti-fatigue effect of roses!
Saying that these roses are ornamentals is really belittling them. After you try them, you will find that everyone needs them in daily life.

High-end roses are rare after all, and I think everyone should know that the company's cultivation requires a lot of resources.

Next is the reporter’s questioning session. Each reporter has one question. For more information, please check the company’s website. A total of five questions can be asked! "Shi Ling continued to introduce Rose. She has been on stage for so long, and now she has performed with ease.

"Miss Shi Ling, what are the prices of the last two types of roses? I think this is what everyone is most concerned about?" asked the reporter who was closer to the front desk.

"The company only sells pruned roses, that is to say, it does not sell potted roses, but all roses can be guaranteed for two months.

Low-grade rainbow roses without cosmetic effects, one hundred yuan each!

Better middle-grade roses, selling for 1000 yuan each!Let me remind you that the beauty effect of 1000 yuan roses is definitely not as good as the latter two, and it must be used for a long time.

High-end roses cost 5000 yuan each!It has a beauty and whitening effect.

Premium roses cost 3 yuan each!Scars can be eliminated. "

Before Shi Ling finished his introduction, everyone in the audience exclaimed, the high-end special grade is too expensive.

In fact, Shi Ling thought it was a little expensive at first, but after thinking about his brother's explanation, he felt it was cheaper.

For some rich people, spending millions of dollars on cosmetics is not as effective as the inferior 5000 yuan rose, and it is so efficient.

"Miss Shi Ling, isn't this a bit expensive?
The top 5000 and the second [-] are really not affordable for ordinary people!

Let’s talk about ordinary rainbow roses. I remember that they only cost about ten yuan a piece on Valentine’s Day, which is a little expensive. "Another reporter asked after hearing what Shi Ling said.

As soon as the reporter finished speaking, many people also felt that [-] a piece is too expensive, and ordinary people have no purchasing power at all.

"Beauty Rose is indeed aimed at high-end consumers, but for any branded cosmetics on the market, its effectiveness has just been proven by experiments, so I can't explain it.

The effect of cosmetics you spend in a year is not as good as using a high-grade rose.

Although the effect is not long-term, one or two tubes a year will completely allow you to have enviable skin. You only need to use general skin care products to maintain the effect.

The dyed rainbow roses in the market sell for hundreds of dollars, not to mention our magical roses, let the emperor next to him explain. "

Shi Ling pondered for a while, then explained, as for the price of the low-grade Flawless Rose, she felt that the man was a little unreasonable, and the parrot probably answered even more harshly.

When the parrot heard Shi Ling asked him to answer, he looked at the reporter with disdain and said, "Mr. Chicken, do you work overtime at night?"

"Of course, we reporters work very hard and often stay up late to catch up on drafts." The reporter replied without hesitation, and he didn't know why the parrot asked.

"Then do you smoke or drink coffee?"

"It's normal to smoke a few cigarettes a night, I'm too sleepy, otherwise who will suffer!"

"Then you must have failed math!"

"My math scores in college are in the [-]s!" The reporter countered directly. If the public said that he was poor in math, he would be laughed at.

"I said you must have not graduated from elementary school. You smoke a few cigarettes every day and drink coffee every day, which hurts yourself and others. You can't get 200 yuan in two months.

And a [-] yuan rainbow rose has a shelf life of about two months, can relieve fatigue, and is effective in a surrounding area of ​​[-] square meters. If there are several people, the average is less!I am a bird person who can count, you are not even as good as a bird! "The parrot replied with some sneer.

However, the reporter who heard the reply was not angry because the answer was a bird!
On the contrary, he thought it was funny, and the people around him laughed out loud at the bird's clever answer.If it was a human being, he wouldn't be a reporter if he didn't fight back fiercely, even if there were beautiful women on it.

"Then what if it's fake?" The reporter didn't believe it.

"It's okay to say that you haven't finished elementary school. You haven't even finished elementary school. I just said you have one question per person. You've finished asking your questions! You asked it twice, next one!" the parrot replied disdainfully, not bothering to do so. Ignore him.

Everyone laughed.

"Mr. Bird, we have always wanted to ask why you are so smart, did your master give you a magic elixir?"

The reporter from Jiulang asked with a microphone, his voice was very loud, and many people nodded in agreement just after he finished speaking.

"Miss, have you taken your medicine today?"

"I'm in good health, of course I didn't take any medicine."

"What do you think about the IQ of pigs?" the parrot continued to ask.

"Of course it's stupid!"

"Then you are so mentally handicapped without taking medicine. Why do pigs understand that they don't ask me this way? You suspect that your IQ level is not as good as that of pigs, which lowers the IQ of humans. I am really worried about you. At the same time, I think your breasts are Fake."

"You are talking nonsense, please answer my question seriously!" The female reporter was a little annoyed when asked.

"You doubt my IQ, and I also doubt your chest. If you have A breasts, you can just A, and you can pretend to be B with cotton!"

Everyone on the scene laughed just after speaking.

"I protest! You insulted me! I'm going to complain to you in court!" The female reporter couldn't stand this ridiculous outburst.

"Ms. Reporter, you want to complain to a bird, you've got your head pumped. Didn't the Animal Protection Law tell you to protect animals?
Besides, I think your flat chest is still big, don't be upset! "Parrot felt that the reporter was a little angry, so he had to change the subject and praise him.

"Hmph! I didn't pretend, I have B breasts! Besides, flat breasts are small, you have a problem with your IQ!" The reporter realized that he was a bit lost in arguing with a bird.

"Quack, that's right, you're a B! If you don't believe that you have a flat chest, then let me ask you, the earth is so round, why do you feel that the earth is flat when you stand on it?"

"why?"

The female reporter was also puzzled, and everyone was also thinking in silence.

"Quack, you don't know about problems that pigs know about, and you still don't believe me if you say you have a problem with IQ!"

"It's because the earth is too big, super big, and big enough, so it's flat! Your flat chest is right." The parrot continued to disdain this time with its eyes crooked.

Just finished speaking, all the media including the audience were amused, and some even laughed out loud and had a stomachache.Only the lady reporter was speechless, and everyone looked at her gloating.

All the reporters were overwhelmed by the clever parrot's sharp answer, and never dared to make things difficult again.

The next few reporters asked no nutritious questions, and Shi Ling and Bird responded wittily. After answering five questions, they thanked them and retreated to the stage.

Guo Jie took the stage and bowed again to thank this and that. At the same time, he went to the media friends, and each of them gave a coupon for a high-end rose.

The staff of the various media also accepted the request happily, don’t want it for nothing, this is a good thing, men give it to their wives, women use it for themselves, and unmarried men use it to pick up girls.

Sending high-level roses to the media is because they are afraid that the media will talk nonsense, the uncrowned king, the dead will be blown into life, and the living will be written as dead.

This was Shi Lin's helpless move.

Shi Lin was satisfied with this product launch event, and there were no major problems or omissions. The next step is to see the opening of the store.

(End of this chapter)