my mountain and river space
Chapter 237 Gorgeous Magic Show
Chapter 237 Gorgeous Magic Show
Thank you for the monthly pass of Sun and Moon Never Return, Love!
As soon as six o'clock arrived, Xu Ling came under the banyan tree with a canvas bag and a plastic bucket with a lid.Standing on the stage, looking at the noisy crowd below, don't worry!Looking up, the scenery is extremely charming!
At this time, the setting sun is shining at night, hanging far away from the top of Cangshan Mountain, like a red sleeve, reflecting half of the sky red!
The forest is dyed like a vivid oil painting sprinkled with golden red dye.Eagles soar, egrets fly in formation, flocks of sparrows roar down in the forest like dark clouds, golden eagles chirp loudly through the clouds, red-crowned cranes gracefully and slender like ballet dancers, gracefully pass over everyone's heads , fell into the reservoir!
There are non-stop bird calls from the fields, which are birds foraging in the rice fields vying for food. Occasionally, there are thumping sounds and screams, which may be that some birds have been preyed on by something.Predator and food, inadvertently switched identities!
The two-story rice fields are shining brightly in the setting sun, and the breeze is blowing, and there are layers of green waves, ups and downs, passing to the distance!Occasionally, when the green waves are undulating, the plump ears of rice are faintly exposed, and fish jump up from time to time to prey on the pests on the ears of rice or rice leaves!The thumping sound is like the movement of nature, which makes people fascinated!
The mountain wind blows in the distance, and Lin Tao blows!The colorful leaves make up a colorful picture scroll!The one illuminated by the setting sun is like a bright oil painting, but on the shady side, it is light and dark, forming a landscape painting dipped in ink!The mountains are well-shaped, the trees are colorful, the gullies and rivers are winding, and the waves are magnificent!
At this time, perhaps because of Xu Ling's infection, everyone gradually calmed down.When looking at Xu Ling, some female tourists are even more dazzled!The setting sun shone on the banyan tree, and occasionally some afterglow fell on Xu Ling, making him look dreamy and charming!The handsome face carved like a knife and axe, the sword eyebrows, a pair of big black eyes like the void and the deep sea, attracting people's mind, the long eyelashes make Xu Bing and Yu Ying sigh to themselves, the slender and strong figure, in leisure It's clearly visible under the trousers and white stand-up collar shirt.The elegant, calm, and stable temperament on her body is even more unforgettable at first sight!Some female tourists are already full of peach blossoms, and they don't even blink when they look at Xu Ling!
Xu Bing, Yu Ying, Xu's father and Xu's mother were sitting in the first row. Seeing the reactions of these female tourists, the two of them were a little helpless: Brother Xu attracts bees and butterflies everywhere!
Before Xu Ling could speak, the fat man was already standing beside him, picked up the microphone and slapped him twice. "Quiet my dears, ah. Sisters of Riddeth and Andrews, good evening everyone! There should be applause and cheers here! Because this is the first time for me to support such a grand program!"
"Haha!", while applause rang out from below, everyone also laughed at Fatty's humorous tone.
"That's right, King Kong doesn't fail to fall at night when you applaud, and it takes less than three seconds at night when you don't applaud. So in order not to let the lady next to you say that you are a fast gunner, please applaud enthusiastically!" Fatty dared to say anything, this It is also the place where Xu Ling admires.If you want him to come, it will be over with a few words at most.
"Everyone knows who Xu Ling is. This guy hides so deeply! I slept in the same bed with him for more than ten years and didn't know that he had literary bacteria! Oh, brother, why are you kicking me! Isn't it just bacteria? , this is humor, understand? You say you are so stupid, why do people like you? Like me, who is known as the most fat and handsome in China, except for my little fox, who almost became a bachelor, no one likes you!", the fat man continued to make fun , not only coupled with facial expressions, the tourists below couldn't help laughing and leaning back and forth.Xu Ling smiled wryly, and became the target of jokes.
"I think everyone must be very curious about whether I have literary bacteria, right?" Fatty just finished speaking, and there were a lot of "huh" sounds from below.Let him not only not be embarrassed, but also put a smile on his face.
"I knew you would love to listen to my singing. I think back then," Fatty just wanted to say, but a child threw a lollipop on his head.It would be embarrassing for ordinary people.But Fatty is not like this: "Thank you for the lollipop, kid. Fatty Uncle likes it very much. Well, it’s not bad, it’s very sweet! It means you still like Fatty Uncle very much, right? Otherwise, you wouldn’t have given me a gift." Fatty’s side He took two sips while talking, with an intoxicated expression on his face, which surprised Xu Ling.This guy's face is thicker than a city wall!
"Okay, I won't say much, just say the last few words! Hey, that beauty, why are you pulling out the microphone? If you like me, just say it, I will come down to accompany you right away! No, no, I will come down to accompany you My little fox!" When the fat man saw Hu Xuan's fierce eyes, he immediately shrank and changed his mouth.
"Haha, let's have another cross talk!" Tourists and villagers were also impressed by Fatty's humor.This guy is simply a comedian, the body language demonstrated by his fat and clumsy movements makes people laugh!
"The next step is to invite the emperor and superstar, King Xu to appear! Applause and cheers!", the fat man shouted loudly, Xu Ling walked from behind to the front of the Eight Immortals table, and bowed slightly to everyone.
"Hello everyone, I'm Xu Ling. I promised everyone that I would perform a show at noon. Due to time constraints, many friends came here without eating. I'm sorry! Without further ado, the show I will perform today is: Fantasy Magic, let a hundred flowers bloom!" Xu Ling took a piece of cloth with his right hand and put it on his left hand, and pulled it suddenly, a handful of red roses suddenly appeared on his left hand!
"Oh!", the tourists below immediately cheered and applauded, they could see clearly that Xu Ling had nothing on his hands just now, and the moment the dozens of roses came out, they even smelled a strong fragrance.Explain that it is not a fake rose!
Xu Ling smiled and handed it to the mother in the front row.After returning to the stage, he stretched out his hand to press down, and when everyone was quiet, he said with a smile: "Maybe you will say that this is pediatrics. In this way, I will ask a child to talk about what he wants, and see if I can satisfy him." wish. In order not to let you say that I arranged it, I will throw a ping-pong ball, and the parents whose children pick it up will count, how about it?"
"Okay!", the atmosphere below began to warm up.Xu Ling took a look and found Du Qing's family.So she turned her back to the audience, then threw the ping-pong ball with her right hand, and it landed on Nian Zihe's hands accurately, making her two children dance happily.
"Uncle, uncle, I want grapes, I want to eat grapes!" Well, Du Nian was the first to say the request, but Du Zihe wanted Xu Ling to turn her into a parrot, "I saw five colors in the morning, okay?" It’s amazing! It’ll still make me laugh, Uncle, make me a new one!”, Xuling space has it, and it’s caught in the virgin forest of Brachiosaurus Mountain and Man-eating Tree.At that time, it was for the purpose of enriching species. How could they think of teaching them to speak?
"It's a bit embarrassing for Uncle Xu!" Xu Ling pretended to think for a while, then suddenly smiled and said: "Okay, for the wishes of the young children, today uncle will try his best to see if he can come out!"
"Look at it!" Xu Ling picked up a black top hat, showed it to the tourists below, and asked them to check it again: "How about it, is there nothing? It's time to witness the miracle! One, two, three, Come out!", Xu Ling blew a breath into the top hat, then stretched his hand in, and pulled out a bunch of bright red and juicy ruby grapes in full view of everyone!Now not only Du Nian shouted happily, but even the tourists couldn't help applauding enthusiastically.
"To be honest, Du Zi and the kid's request caught me by surprise." Xu Ling just wanted to continue, but unexpectedly Nian Zihe said: "Xu Ling, forget it, this is in itself a difficult task!"
"Since you promised Nianzi and the children, no matter if you succeed or fail today, you have to give it a try, right?" After everyone shouted, Xu Ling picked up his top hat again, still muttering.Politely flicked it in the air a few times, making a gesture of catching, then took a bite on the table, and said to Du Zihe mysteriously with a smile: "Come on, kid, I entrust you with the task of opening today! Is there any parrot you like in it?" As soon as it is uncovered, the truth will be revealed!" When Du Qing reported the child, Xu Ling handed her the top hat. As for the problem of flying away, Xu Ling trimmed its wings while in space!
"Wow!" Suddenly, there was a burst of exclamation from the crowd.The moment Du Zihe took off the black hat, everyone saw a colorful red-billed parrot squatting on the table. Its cute appearance made people stare wide-eyed, afraid to miss any details!
"Are you satisfied?" Du Zihe happily kissed Xu Ling on the face before going down.After they went down, Xu Ling asked everyone loudly.
"Satisfied! Come again!", the people below shouted again and again.
Even Xu Ling's family booed and asked Xu Ling to perform another one.
"Okay! Next, it's a funny trick. Hey, fat man, it's time to go to work!" Xu Ling said to the fat man who was chatting with Hu Xuan.
"Here we come, what's the matter?" The fat man was confused!
"Lighting! This magic is what kind of lights appear on it, and what color of flowers I conjure up!" Just as Xu Ling finished speaking, the lights suddenly went dark, making everyone dumbfounded. What's going on?
The next time it comes on, it's a yellow light.Xu Ling jokingly said: "I said fat man, I thought you wanted me to turn black flowers just now when it got dark. There is such a thing, but I am not prepared! The Bianhua is red, but it is said that the Bianhua next to it is red. The ecstasy flower is pure black, it is a cursed flower!" Xu Ling said with a smile.
"Haha", everyone smiled kindly, the fat man must have accidentally unplugged the wire just now.
"Here we come, don't scold your mother later!".The fat man pretended to be angry and said.
At the beginning, there was a kind of light for 20 seconds, followed by Xu Ling, who could always quickly change it on his left hand.Let the watching crowd exclaim in surprise, throwing bunches of flowers to tourists, you can smell the fragrance above.
After waiting for 2 minutes, the fat man adjusted it to ten seconds, and everyone suddenly realized that Xu Ling was too late, and it was funny, Xu Ling was not bad!
(End of this chapter)
Thank you for the monthly pass of Sun and Moon Never Return, Love!
As soon as six o'clock arrived, Xu Ling came under the banyan tree with a canvas bag and a plastic bucket with a lid.Standing on the stage, looking at the noisy crowd below, don't worry!Looking up, the scenery is extremely charming!
At this time, the setting sun is shining at night, hanging far away from the top of Cangshan Mountain, like a red sleeve, reflecting half of the sky red!
The forest is dyed like a vivid oil painting sprinkled with golden red dye.Eagles soar, egrets fly in formation, flocks of sparrows roar down in the forest like dark clouds, golden eagles chirp loudly through the clouds, red-crowned cranes gracefully and slender like ballet dancers, gracefully pass over everyone's heads , fell into the reservoir!
There are non-stop bird calls from the fields, which are birds foraging in the rice fields vying for food. Occasionally, there are thumping sounds and screams, which may be that some birds have been preyed on by something.Predator and food, inadvertently switched identities!
The two-story rice fields are shining brightly in the setting sun, and the breeze is blowing, and there are layers of green waves, ups and downs, passing to the distance!Occasionally, when the green waves are undulating, the plump ears of rice are faintly exposed, and fish jump up from time to time to prey on the pests on the ears of rice or rice leaves!The thumping sound is like the movement of nature, which makes people fascinated!
The mountain wind blows in the distance, and Lin Tao blows!The colorful leaves make up a colorful picture scroll!The one illuminated by the setting sun is like a bright oil painting, but on the shady side, it is light and dark, forming a landscape painting dipped in ink!The mountains are well-shaped, the trees are colorful, the gullies and rivers are winding, and the waves are magnificent!
At this time, perhaps because of Xu Ling's infection, everyone gradually calmed down.When looking at Xu Ling, some female tourists are even more dazzled!The setting sun shone on the banyan tree, and occasionally some afterglow fell on Xu Ling, making him look dreamy and charming!The handsome face carved like a knife and axe, the sword eyebrows, a pair of big black eyes like the void and the deep sea, attracting people's mind, the long eyelashes make Xu Bing and Yu Ying sigh to themselves, the slender and strong figure, in leisure It's clearly visible under the trousers and white stand-up collar shirt.The elegant, calm, and stable temperament on her body is even more unforgettable at first sight!Some female tourists are already full of peach blossoms, and they don't even blink when they look at Xu Ling!
Xu Bing, Yu Ying, Xu's father and Xu's mother were sitting in the first row. Seeing the reactions of these female tourists, the two of them were a little helpless: Brother Xu attracts bees and butterflies everywhere!
Before Xu Ling could speak, the fat man was already standing beside him, picked up the microphone and slapped him twice. "Quiet my dears, ah. Sisters of Riddeth and Andrews, good evening everyone! There should be applause and cheers here! Because this is the first time for me to support such a grand program!"
"Haha!", while applause rang out from below, everyone also laughed at Fatty's humorous tone.
"That's right, King Kong doesn't fail to fall at night when you applaud, and it takes less than three seconds at night when you don't applaud. So in order not to let the lady next to you say that you are a fast gunner, please applaud enthusiastically!" Fatty dared to say anything, this It is also the place where Xu Ling admires.If you want him to come, it will be over with a few words at most.
"Everyone knows who Xu Ling is. This guy hides so deeply! I slept in the same bed with him for more than ten years and didn't know that he had literary bacteria! Oh, brother, why are you kicking me! Isn't it just bacteria? , this is humor, understand? You say you are so stupid, why do people like you? Like me, who is known as the most fat and handsome in China, except for my little fox, who almost became a bachelor, no one likes you!", the fat man continued to make fun , not only coupled with facial expressions, the tourists below couldn't help laughing and leaning back and forth.Xu Ling smiled wryly, and became the target of jokes.
"I think everyone must be very curious about whether I have literary bacteria, right?" Fatty just finished speaking, and there were a lot of "huh" sounds from below.Let him not only not be embarrassed, but also put a smile on his face.
"I knew you would love to listen to my singing. I think back then," Fatty just wanted to say, but a child threw a lollipop on his head.It would be embarrassing for ordinary people.But Fatty is not like this: "Thank you for the lollipop, kid. Fatty Uncle likes it very much. Well, it’s not bad, it’s very sweet! It means you still like Fatty Uncle very much, right? Otherwise, you wouldn’t have given me a gift." Fatty’s side He took two sips while talking, with an intoxicated expression on his face, which surprised Xu Ling.This guy's face is thicker than a city wall!
"Okay, I won't say much, just say the last few words! Hey, that beauty, why are you pulling out the microphone? If you like me, just say it, I will come down to accompany you right away! No, no, I will come down to accompany you My little fox!" When the fat man saw Hu Xuan's fierce eyes, he immediately shrank and changed his mouth.
"Haha, let's have another cross talk!" Tourists and villagers were also impressed by Fatty's humor.This guy is simply a comedian, the body language demonstrated by his fat and clumsy movements makes people laugh!
"The next step is to invite the emperor and superstar, King Xu to appear! Applause and cheers!", the fat man shouted loudly, Xu Ling walked from behind to the front of the Eight Immortals table, and bowed slightly to everyone.
"Hello everyone, I'm Xu Ling. I promised everyone that I would perform a show at noon. Due to time constraints, many friends came here without eating. I'm sorry! Without further ado, the show I will perform today is: Fantasy Magic, let a hundred flowers bloom!" Xu Ling took a piece of cloth with his right hand and put it on his left hand, and pulled it suddenly, a handful of red roses suddenly appeared on his left hand!
"Oh!", the tourists below immediately cheered and applauded, they could see clearly that Xu Ling had nothing on his hands just now, and the moment the dozens of roses came out, they even smelled a strong fragrance.Explain that it is not a fake rose!
Xu Ling smiled and handed it to the mother in the front row.After returning to the stage, he stretched out his hand to press down, and when everyone was quiet, he said with a smile: "Maybe you will say that this is pediatrics. In this way, I will ask a child to talk about what he wants, and see if I can satisfy him." wish. In order not to let you say that I arranged it, I will throw a ping-pong ball, and the parents whose children pick it up will count, how about it?"
"Okay!", the atmosphere below began to warm up.Xu Ling took a look and found Du Qing's family.So she turned her back to the audience, then threw the ping-pong ball with her right hand, and it landed on Nian Zihe's hands accurately, making her two children dance happily.
"Uncle, uncle, I want grapes, I want to eat grapes!" Well, Du Nian was the first to say the request, but Du Zihe wanted Xu Ling to turn her into a parrot, "I saw five colors in the morning, okay?" It’s amazing! It’ll still make me laugh, Uncle, make me a new one!”, Xuling space has it, and it’s caught in the virgin forest of Brachiosaurus Mountain and Man-eating Tree.At that time, it was for the purpose of enriching species. How could they think of teaching them to speak?
"It's a bit embarrassing for Uncle Xu!" Xu Ling pretended to think for a while, then suddenly smiled and said: "Okay, for the wishes of the young children, today uncle will try his best to see if he can come out!"
"Look at it!" Xu Ling picked up a black top hat, showed it to the tourists below, and asked them to check it again: "How about it, is there nothing? It's time to witness the miracle! One, two, three, Come out!", Xu Ling blew a breath into the top hat, then stretched his hand in, and pulled out a bunch of bright red and juicy ruby grapes in full view of everyone!Now not only Du Nian shouted happily, but even the tourists couldn't help applauding enthusiastically.
"To be honest, Du Zi and the kid's request caught me by surprise." Xu Ling just wanted to continue, but unexpectedly Nian Zihe said: "Xu Ling, forget it, this is in itself a difficult task!"
"Since you promised Nianzi and the children, no matter if you succeed or fail today, you have to give it a try, right?" After everyone shouted, Xu Ling picked up his top hat again, still muttering.Politely flicked it in the air a few times, making a gesture of catching, then took a bite on the table, and said to Du Zihe mysteriously with a smile: "Come on, kid, I entrust you with the task of opening today! Is there any parrot you like in it?" As soon as it is uncovered, the truth will be revealed!" When Du Qing reported the child, Xu Ling handed her the top hat. As for the problem of flying away, Xu Ling trimmed its wings while in space!
"Wow!" Suddenly, there was a burst of exclamation from the crowd.The moment Du Zihe took off the black hat, everyone saw a colorful red-billed parrot squatting on the table. Its cute appearance made people stare wide-eyed, afraid to miss any details!
"Are you satisfied?" Du Zihe happily kissed Xu Ling on the face before going down.After they went down, Xu Ling asked everyone loudly.
"Satisfied! Come again!", the people below shouted again and again.
Even Xu Ling's family booed and asked Xu Ling to perform another one.
"Okay! Next, it's a funny trick. Hey, fat man, it's time to go to work!" Xu Ling said to the fat man who was chatting with Hu Xuan.
"Here we come, what's the matter?" The fat man was confused!
"Lighting! This magic is what kind of lights appear on it, and what color of flowers I conjure up!" Just as Xu Ling finished speaking, the lights suddenly went dark, making everyone dumbfounded. What's going on?
The next time it comes on, it's a yellow light.Xu Ling jokingly said: "I said fat man, I thought you wanted me to turn black flowers just now when it got dark. There is such a thing, but I am not prepared! The Bianhua is red, but it is said that the Bianhua next to it is red. The ecstasy flower is pure black, it is a cursed flower!" Xu Ling said with a smile.
"Haha", everyone smiled kindly, the fat man must have accidentally unplugged the wire just now.
"Here we come, don't scold your mother later!".The fat man pretended to be angry and said.
At the beginning, there was a kind of light for 20 seconds, followed by Xu Ling, who could always quickly change it on his left hand.Let the watching crowd exclaim in surprise, throwing bunches of flowers to tourists, you can smell the fragrance above.
After waiting for 2 minutes, the fat man adjusted it to ten seconds, and everyone suddenly realized that Xu Ling was too late, and it was funny, Xu Ling was not bad!
(End of this chapter)
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