environmental fisherman
Chapter 3 Ding!
Chapter 3 Ding!
Liu Hao was savoring the deliciousness of the crab paste, but he forgot that he was still stepping on mud crabs, and he forgot that he was afraid of trouble when he went out, so he didn't even change his shoes, he just stepped out in slippers.
When he didn't pay attention, the blue crab seized the opportunity and clamped his toes fiercely,
The severe tingling pain from his toes made Liu Hao yell instinctively. The pain made him shake his feet vigorously, trying to shake off the blue crab, but the force of the swing made the blue crab grip tighter, and his toes became even tighter. The pain, the tears couldn't help soaring out.
Blue Crab: Eat, eat, and you will be greedy for other people’s bodies.
Even if you eat it, you still poke your chest, I'm a male, do you still want to soak up crab girls in the future?
Let me collect some interest now, let me find an opportunity, give you something more powerful, and let you taste what it means to be the most painful man.
Liu Hao didn't know if the pain was too severe, he seemed to be hallucinating, he vaguely heard someone saying: "Scream, scream hard, the more painful you scream, the more excited I am, the tighter the clamp...
"what"
"Snapped"
The pinched toe hurt more and more, Liu Hao couldn't bear it anymore, his heart became ruthless, his big foot took the blue crab and pressed it hard on the ground, and then dragged the blue crab to rub it back and forth fiercely on the ground.
Scylla: Unexpectedly, you don’t even need to go to the pot, and you will see Lord Hades directly.
Life!No, Crab!Crab sister, we will meet again in the next life.
After a while, the blue crab turned into a puddle of meat paste, and only the large pincers still clamped on Liu Hao's toe proved that the blue crab once existed.
Liu Hao had no choice but to endure the pain and sit down, bend his feet to his mouth and bite the big pliers, so as to remove the big pliers.
"Hiss...it really hurts."
Liu Hao hurried to the beach and soaked his feet in the seawater, washing them gently. The seawater near his toes was stained red by the blood gushing from the wound.
"Hunting geese all day long, the geese pecked at the eyes. This blue crab caught man is too cruel. Look, how deep is the wound."
Enduring the pain, Liu Hao zoomed the camera closer to the wound.
The audience in the live broadcast room were just startled by Liu Hao’s sudden screams. Before they could react, they saw a bloody toe appear in the camera. Everyone was so disgusted that they almost wanted to eat the food last night. Spit it out.
"Fuck, I'm having breakfast..."
"Made, what we want to see is the beautiful woman's long legs, not your stinky feet, take them away quickly."
"Haha, it's time! Let you pretend, let you drive fast, and have a car accident."
"Scylla: Brother Hao, I'm clamped. I won't let go when Jesus comes. I said so!"
"23333"
"Oh my god, this strange scream almost scared me. What is it called? Brother Hao, can you be more reserved?"
"Have you heard what people said? You are going to eat others and not allow them to be violent."
"+1."
"+10010."
"First Blood."
"I was thinking about another double kill from the wild blue crab, but it's a pity that I knelt down so soon, and let Brother Hao succeed in the jungle for nothing."
Looking at the many gloating bullet screens, Liu Hao frowned with black lines, and instantly felt as if he had just been ravaged by ten thousand beasts.
"Everyone, I'm sorry, I can only stop here today. I have to go back and treat the wound quickly. This round wound is a bit deep and the bleeding can't stop.
"The most important thing is that blue crabs have more bacteria. If the wound is infected with bacteria, it will be a watt if you give me a tetanus."
After saying that, Liu Hao took out the gloves from the bucket and tied his toes.
"The jungler was killed instead, hurry up and deal with it, don't really hang yourself up."
"It hurts even through the screen. Hurry up and go. Next time, remember not to pretend, and I haven't tasted the seafood you caught yet."
All smiles, there are still a lot of people in the live broadcast room who like Brother Hao, it's a lot of fun.So seeing how badly he was injured, besides teasing him a few times, there was more concern. Many people told him to go back and deal with the wound immediately.
Everyone's concern moved Liu Hao a little bit.
It has been more than half a year since I started live streaming. Not only is it hard work, but what is even more depressing is that I have to face a lot of unreasonable abuses. At the beginning, when I saw those mindless blackmailers, I felt like killing someone.
Fortunately, he often enjoyed the destruction of this kind of language in his previous after-sales work, so Liu Hao quickly adjusted his mentality.
After several months of struggling, his current state of mind is more Buddhist.I won't be so angry when I see those sunspots again, and just block the matter.
Not many people watch the videos he usually posts or live broadcasts, but among these few viewers, most of them really like him and follow him to watch.So he has been insisting on posting videos and doing live broadcasts, even if he doesn't make much money.
"Okay, thank you for your concern, see you next time."
Liu Hao sincerely thanked everyone, waved his hand and turned off the live broadcast.
Without stopping, he quickly picked up the plastic bucket and rushed back.
"boom"
Before he even touched the ground, his vision suddenly went dark, his body seemed to be petrified, and he fell to the ground without any warning.
This frightened Liu Hao, he struggled desperately but it was useless, he couldn't move his body, his vision was pitch black, but his consciousness was clear.
What's the matter, why can't you move?
Isn't it true that I have contracted bacteria and am ready to die?
No, what kind of bacteria is so powerful that it will kill people within a few minutes of any sign?
No!I don't want to die yet, there is still a lot of fun in this world waiting for me to enjoy.
The Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Buddha Avalokitesvara, Jade Emperor, God, Eldest Senior Brother, King of the Underworld... and so on, all the gods, I'm just a big bastard, except for being a little too handsome, I haven't done anything harmful to nature, don't take me away.
Liu Hao was still awake except for his head, but his body felt like he was dead and had no consciousness.
"Ding! Congratulations on obtaining the player qualification of the game system "Legendary Fisherman". Please read the system agreement carefully and agree to the system loading. Please provide blood on the device and wait for the system to bind the player's identity information."
When Liu Hao was thinking about whether there was any great god he had missed, a crisp male voice suddenly came from his dark mind, startling him.
Oh my god, one wave keeps rising after another, what the hell is going on?
Suddenly, Liu Hao found that his body could move.He hurriedly got up with all his strength, and ran away without caring about anything.
Liu Hao thought to himself, don't care what it was just now, aliens?ghost?These are things he can't afford to offend, and running away is the right way.
After running for a certain distance, Liu Hao was so tired that he couldn't stop panting, but he didn't stop.
Slowly, he realized that something was wrong. There seemed to be no chasing sound from behind, and what he heard just now was also very strange.
He slowed down, took a deep breath, and turned around slowly...
Um?There was nothing, he suddenly stopped his legs that were about to be tired and paralyzed, and took a big breath to let himself breathe slowly.
He looked back and forth carefully, but still didn't find anything strange, and he even saw a group of people playing on the beach in the distance.
Seeing the crowd, Liu Hao finally relaxed a little.
Enduring the pain in his feet, he slowly sat down to rest.
Who was talking just now?
Could it be that I was really going to hang up just now, it was Lord Yan who spoke to me, no, these words were not Lord Yan's lines?
It's not Lord Yan, could it be that he lost his head while playing games, and had hallucinations?
What's even more wrong, why do those words sound so familiar?
Well, it's very similar to what the protagonist in the novel said when he got the system.
system?Grass!It can't really be a system!
This world is so scientific, but it’s not so sci-fi, right?
Liu Hao just let go of his heart and suddenly became tense and expectant.
"hiss"
Liu Hao hesitated for a moment, but still put his finger in his mouth and bit it lightly. He said that his fingers were connected to his heart, and the finger felt severe pain instantly, but he was very happy.
Not a hallucination.
Not crazy.
It is the legendary system god, the hacker of life!
"Yeah yeah..."
Liu Hao suddenly jumped up from the ground, waving his hands up and down and yelling at the sky.
After yelling for a while, Liu Hao sat down limply, with a smirk all over his face, as if the essence of his body had been sucked dry after the intense heat.
(ω)
Ant owes you, I want to pay it off once...
"Come out of the system and give me the money."
"Please control your emotions and maintain a good physical condition. Otherwise, if the physical condition is not good and life-threatening, the system will disqualify the player from the game according to relevant regulations."
"In addition, I would like to remind you that you are the second player on Earth. The first player has been disqualified from the game and erased the relevant memories according to relevant regulations because of his poor health and excessive emotional excitement. learn a lesson."
What, I’m the second one?Liu Hao was stunned.
That is to say, it's not because I'm handsome or lucky, but because the players in front of me died because of their poor health and it's my turn?
No, it's either a hang up or a hang up, and the person didn't hang up, but it's no different from being hung up.
As long as he still remembers this incident, he will definitely be so sad that he dies.
The system erases memory all too well.Otherwise, it would be too cruel for a person who just got and lost the system.
It can even be said to be more uncomfortable than death. Think about it if it is yourself.
Damn it, I dare not think about it, that picture is too scary.
"The body is the capital of revolution!"
This is really good, whoever says this is wrong now, I will tear him apart.
Just imagine, one day, the pie really fell from the sky as you wished, but because of your poor health, you failed to catch it and was hit to death by the pie. How depressing would that be?
Just like Zhou Dashen said, once a system entered my body, I didn't have a good body to enjoy it, when I lost it...
If God can give me another system, I will say to myself...
Brush your teeth with the blue sky six must cure, if you have to give a reason, I will say, good teeth, good appetite, good health, not afraid of getting hung up.
By the way, I don’t know what the unlucky kid the system mentioned is doing now. Is it okay if he loses his memory?
No, I have to pray for him, wishing him the present every year and the present every year.
Bah, I was wrong, try again.
I wish him happiness in the days to come, after all, without him, the system would not be my turn.
Just when Liu Hao put his palms together and silently prayed for someone.
In an Internet cafe in a certain place, a young man lying on the keyboard slowly raised his head, slowly opened his eyes, and shook his confused head.
The young man rubbed his head vigorously with both hands, and his mind slowly came to his senses.
After waking up, the first thing he saw was that the keyboard was wet, and the young man looked puzzled.
Why are you wet?
Drooling while sleeping?
Eye sockets are also wet?
Madhu, it’s not saliva but tears.What happened? Why am I crying?
"Snapped"
Suddenly he slapped himself.
How did you fall asleep?
The field boss must have missed it.It's only ten minutes away, so why don't you hold on for a while.
Huh, something is wrong...
The best equipment for this BOSS is only worth more than a dozen yuan. Why do I feel like I missed billions?
Damn, it can't be a sign of sudden death, how can it be?
I'm still a kid!
I'll definitely be fine if I wash my face and smoke a cigarette to calm down the shock.
"Give me a cup of forgetful water, and let me not shed tears all night..."
The boy hummed a song and walked towards the toilet...
(End of this chapter)
Liu Hao was savoring the deliciousness of the crab paste, but he forgot that he was still stepping on mud crabs, and he forgot that he was afraid of trouble when he went out, so he didn't even change his shoes, he just stepped out in slippers.
When he didn't pay attention, the blue crab seized the opportunity and clamped his toes fiercely,
The severe tingling pain from his toes made Liu Hao yell instinctively. The pain made him shake his feet vigorously, trying to shake off the blue crab, but the force of the swing made the blue crab grip tighter, and his toes became even tighter. The pain, the tears couldn't help soaring out.
Blue Crab: Eat, eat, and you will be greedy for other people’s bodies.
Even if you eat it, you still poke your chest, I'm a male, do you still want to soak up crab girls in the future?
Let me collect some interest now, let me find an opportunity, give you something more powerful, and let you taste what it means to be the most painful man.
Liu Hao didn't know if the pain was too severe, he seemed to be hallucinating, he vaguely heard someone saying: "Scream, scream hard, the more painful you scream, the more excited I am, the tighter the clamp...
"what"
"Snapped"
The pinched toe hurt more and more, Liu Hao couldn't bear it anymore, his heart became ruthless, his big foot took the blue crab and pressed it hard on the ground, and then dragged the blue crab to rub it back and forth fiercely on the ground.
Scylla: Unexpectedly, you don’t even need to go to the pot, and you will see Lord Hades directly.
Life!No, Crab!Crab sister, we will meet again in the next life.
After a while, the blue crab turned into a puddle of meat paste, and only the large pincers still clamped on Liu Hao's toe proved that the blue crab once existed.
Liu Hao had no choice but to endure the pain and sit down, bend his feet to his mouth and bite the big pliers, so as to remove the big pliers.
"Hiss...it really hurts."
Liu Hao hurried to the beach and soaked his feet in the seawater, washing them gently. The seawater near his toes was stained red by the blood gushing from the wound.
"Hunting geese all day long, the geese pecked at the eyes. This blue crab caught man is too cruel. Look, how deep is the wound."
Enduring the pain, Liu Hao zoomed the camera closer to the wound.
The audience in the live broadcast room were just startled by Liu Hao’s sudden screams. Before they could react, they saw a bloody toe appear in the camera. Everyone was so disgusted that they almost wanted to eat the food last night. Spit it out.
"Fuck, I'm having breakfast..."
"Made, what we want to see is the beautiful woman's long legs, not your stinky feet, take them away quickly."
"Haha, it's time! Let you pretend, let you drive fast, and have a car accident."
"Scylla: Brother Hao, I'm clamped. I won't let go when Jesus comes. I said so!"
"23333"
"Oh my god, this strange scream almost scared me. What is it called? Brother Hao, can you be more reserved?"
"Have you heard what people said? You are going to eat others and not allow them to be violent."
"+1."
"+10010."
"First Blood."
"I was thinking about another double kill from the wild blue crab, but it's a pity that I knelt down so soon, and let Brother Hao succeed in the jungle for nothing."
Looking at the many gloating bullet screens, Liu Hao frowned with black lines, and instantly felt as if he had just been ravaged by ten thousand beasts.
"Everyone, I'm sorry, I can only stop here today. I have to go back and treat the wound quickly. This round wound is a bit deep and the bleeding can't stop.
"The most important thing is that blue crabs have more bacteria. If the wound is infected with bacteria, it will be a watt if you give me a tetanus."
After saying that, Liu Hao took out the gloves from the bucket and tied his toes.
"The jungler was killed instead, hurry up and deal with it, don't really hang yourself up."
"It hurts even through the screen. Hurry up and go. Next time, remember not to pretend, and I haven't tasted the seafood you caught yet."
All smiles, there are still a lot of people in the live broadcast room who like Brother Hao, it's a lot of fun.So seeing how badly he was injured, besides teasing him a few times, there was more concern. Many people told him to go back and deal with the wound immediately.
Everyone's concern moved Liu Hao a little bit.
It has been more than half a year since I started live streaming. Not only is it hard work, but what is even more depressing is that I have to face a lot of unreasonable abuses. At the beginning, when I saw those mindless blackmailers, I felt like killing someone.
Fortunately, he often enjoyed the destruction of this kind of language in his previous after-sales work, so Liu Hao quickly adjusted his mentality.
After several months of struggling, his current state of mind is more Buddhist.I won't be so angry when I see those sunspots again, and just block the matter.
Not many people watch the videos he usually posts or live broadcasts, but among these few viewers, most of them really like him and follow him to watch.So he has been insisting on posting videos and doing live broadcasts, even if he doesn't make much money.
"Okay, thank you for your concern, see you next time."
Liu Hao sincerely thanked everyone, waved his hand and turned off the live broadcast.
Without stopping, he quickly picked up the plastic bucket and rushed back.
"boom"
Before he even touched the ground, his vision suddenly went dark, his body seemed to be petrified, and he fell to the ground without any warning.
This frightened Liu Hao, he struggled desperately but it was useless, he couldn't move his body, his vision was pitch black, but his consciousness was clear.
What's the matter, why can't you move?
Isn't it true that I have contracted bacteria and am ready to die?
No, what kind of bacteria is so powerful that it will kill people within a few minutes of any sign?
No!I don't want to die yet, there is still a lot of fun in this world waiting for me to enjoy.
The Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Buddha Avalokitesvara, Jade Emperor, God, Eldest Senior Brother, King of the Underworld... and so on, all the gods, I'm just a big bastard, except for being a little too handsome, I haven't done anything harmful to nature, don't take me away.
Liu Hao was still awake except for his head, but his body felt like he was dead and had no consciousness.
"Ding! Congratulations on obtaining the player qualification of the game system "Legendary Fisherman". Please read the system agreement carefully and agree to the system loading. Please provide blood on the device and wait for the system to bind the player's identity information."
When Liu Hao was thinking about whether there was any great god he had missed, a crisp male voice suddenly came from his dark mind, startling him.
Oh my god, one wave keeps rising after another, what the hell is going on?
Suddenly, Liu Hao found that his body could move.He hurriedly got up with all his strength, and ran away without caring about anything.
Liu Hao thought to himself, don't care what it was just now, aliens?ghost?These are things he can't afford to offend, and running away is the right way.
After running for a certain distance, Liu Hao was so tired that he couldn't stop panting, but he didn't stop.
Slowly, he realized that something was wrong. There seemed to be no chasing sound from behind, and what he heard just now was also very strange.
He slowed down, took a deep breath, and turned around slowly...
Um?There was nothing, he suddenly stopped his legs that were about to be tired and paralyzed, and took a big breath to let himself breathe slowly.
He looked back and forth carefully, but still didn't find anything strange, and he even saw a group of people playing on the beach in the distance.
Seeing the crowd, Liu Hao finally relaxed a little.
Enduring the pain in his feet, he slowly sat down to rest.
Who was talking just now?
Could it be that I was really going to hang up just now, it was Lord Yan who spoke to me, no, these words were not Lord Yan's lines?
It's not Lord Yan, could it be that he lost his head while playing games, and had hallucinations?
What's even more wrong, why do those words sound so familiar?
Well, it's very similar to what the protagonist in the novel said when he got the system.
system?Grass!It can't really be a system!
This world is so scientific, but it’s not so sci-fi, right?
Liu Hao just let go of his heart and suddenly became tense and expectant.
"hiss"
Liu Hao hesitated for a moment, but still put his finger in his mouth and bit it lightly. He said that his fingers were connected to his heart, and the finger felt severe pain instantly, but he was very happy.
Not a hallucination.
Not crazy.
It is the legendary system god, the hacker of life!
"Yeah yeah..."
Liu Hao suddenly jumped up from the ground, waving his hands up and down and yelling at the sky.
After yelling for a while, Liu Hao sat down limply, with a smirk all over his face, as if the essence of his body had been sucked dry after the intense heat.
(ω)
Ant owes you, I want to pay it off once...
"Come out of the system and give me the money."
"Please control your emotions and maintain a good physical condition. Otherwise, if the physical condition is not good and life-threatening, the system will disqualify the player from the game according to relevant regulations."
"In addition, I would like to remind you that you are the second player on Earth. The first player has been disqualified from the game and erased the relevant memories according to relevant regulations because of his poor health and excessive emotional excitement. learn a lesson."
What, I’m the second one?Liu Hao was stunned.
That is to say, it's not because I'm handsome or lucky, but because the players in front of me died because of their poor health and it's my turn?
No, it's either a hang up or a hang up, and the person didn't hang up, but it's no different from being hung up.
As long as he still remembers this incident, he will definitely be so sad that he dies.
The system erases memory all too well.Otherwise, it would be too cruel for a person who just got and lost the system.
It can even be said to be more uncomfortable than death. Think about it if it is yourself.
Damn it, I dare not think about it, that picture is too scary.
"The body is the capital of revolution!"
This is really good, whoever says this is wrong now, I will tear him apart.
Just imagine, one day, the pie really fell from the sky as you wished, but because of your poor health, you failed to catch it and was hit to death by the pie. How depressing would that be?
Just like Zhou Dashen said, once a system entered my body, I didn't have a good body to enjoy it, when I lost it...
If God can give me another system, I will say to myself...
Brush your teeth with the blue sky six must cure, if you have to give a reason, I will say, good teeth, good appetite, good health, not afraid of getting hung up.
By the way, I don’t know what the unlucky kid the system mentioned is doing now. Is it okay if he loses his memory?
No, I have to pray for him, wishing him the present every year and the present every year.
Bah, I was wrong, try again.
I wish him happiness in the days to come, after all, without him, the system would not be my turn.
Just when Liu Hao put his palms together and silently prayed for someone.
In an Internet cafe in a certain place, a young man lying on the keyboard slowly raised his head, slowly opened his eyes, and shook his confused head.
The young man rubbed his head vigorously with both hands, and his mind slowly came to his senses.
After waking up, the first thing he saw was that the keyboard was wet, and the young man looked puzzled.
Why are you wet?
Drooling while sleeping?
Eye sockets are also wet?
Madhu, it’s not saliva but tears.What happened? Why am I crying?
"Snapped"
Suddenly he slapped himself.
How did you fall asleep?
The field boss must have missed it.It's only ten minutes away, so why don't you hold on for a while.
Huh, something is wrong...
The best equipment for this BOSS is only worth more than a dozen yuan. Why do I feel like I missed billions?
Damn, it can't be a sign of sudden death, how can it be?
I'm still a kid!
I'll definitely be fine if I wash my face and smoke a cigarette to calm down the shock.
"Give me a cup of forgetful water, and let me not shed tears all night..."
The boy hummed a song and walked towards the toilet...
(End of this chapter)
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