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Chapter 146 Very Unscientific
Chapter 146 Very Unscientific
The moment the referee announced the end of the game, Hitzlsperger stood up from the bench, took off his jersey and walked to the field.
He wants to exchange jerseys with Lin Xiu, the original one.
As soon as he walked to the sidelines, he saw Lin Xiu take off his jersey and hand it to Marika.
"Huh?" Marika was puzzled, not understanding why Lin Xiu came to him.
He came from Shakhtar Donetsk last year and spent 800 million euros in Stuttgart. This price broke the historical record of the Stuttgart club, but after one season, he only scored two goals in 28 games, which obviously did not meet the club's expectations. It also made the fans extremely dissatisfied.
But this season, he has only scored two goals in eight appearances, especially the finishing touch has not improved, which makes people see no hope.
Such strikers abound in the Bundesliga. Even in Romania, he is not as attractive as Mutu. Marica really doesn't think he can catch Lin Xiu's eyes.
"Change your jersey." Lin Xiu handed the jersey forward: "Thank you for your efforts in donating for the Wenchuan Earthquake in the summer."
After the Wenchuan earthquake, Marika wrote on his personal webpage: "Seeing the disaster that the Chinese people have suffered, I just want them to know that people stand with them thousands of miles away."
For this reason, he suggested to the Romanian Football Association that in the friendly match between Romania and Montenegro, the names on the athletes' shirts should be printed in Chinese characters, and the proceeds from the auction of these sportswear after the game will be donated to the people in the disaster-stricken areas in Sichuan.
This move has gained quite a lot of attention, although the money is really not much, the heart is really a lot,
Marica suddenly realized, and said: "This is what I should do, and I haven't raised much money, so I shouldn't be able to buy your jersey."
"It doesn't matter, the heart is the most important thing." Lin Xiu replied.
"I really didn't expect..." Marica changed his jersey.
Lin Xiu took the jersey and put it on his shoulders, and said, "Come on, if you really can't improve your shooting skills, you can try to assist more. Great organizers are also rare. I believe you will definitely become a great player."
"Thank you, I will work hard." Marika was flattered.
Lin Xiu patted Marika and walked off the court.
Marika looked at Lin Xiu's back, filled with gratitude and emotion, and secretly vowed that she would never let down the great god's expectations.
When Lin Xiu walked to the sidelines, she was immediately blocked by reporters.
"Super show, say a few words about your early booking of the best goal of the year."
Lin Xiu said: "At that time, I found that if I lifted my foot, I might hurt Lehmann. This is not what I want to see, but out of a forward's sense of honor, I don't want to give up the football, so I chose special way.
As you can see, I decided to fly over him, and I did.
The goals are indeed classic, but it is too early to say the best of the year. There are tens of thousands of professional players all over the world scoring so many goals every day. I think there may be more exciting goals. "
"You mean you don't want to hurt Lehman?" a reporter asked incredulously.
"Of course, under normal circumstances, I absolutely don't want to see someone get hurt. It's very bad." Lin Xiu answered with certainty.
The reporters were speechless.
Beside, Marika was also blocked by reporters.
"He came to me to exchange jerseys because of the jersey auction for the summer friendly match, I really didn't expect it, it was a surprise.
He also encouraged me, I really didn't expect him to take this little thing to heart, so I understand why he chose Cologne. "
Marica added excitedly: "He's a good guy and I'll follow his example."
nice guy?The reporters were silent.
If Cisse and the others hear this, they don't know how they will feel.
He must be repaid for his kindness, and he must be repaid, but he can never be called a good person.
As a background board, Lehmann also failed to leave the court.
"At that time, my mind was blank. I didn't understand why he flew into the air. Could Newton control him?"
After sorting out his thoughts, Lehmann continued: "There is no doubt that this will be a great goal, and I will not feel depressed at all because of being scored.
This is a great miracle and I am honored to be a part of it. "
"Flying man? No, this is Superman!" Vucisevic said beamingly: "When I retire, on a certain sunset evening, I can tell my children that once, I witnessed the greatest goal ever. The birth of..."
Pettit said: "This is the perfect combination of imagination and strength. I don't think there is a second person who scored such a goal except for a super show."
The Stuttgart players were shocked, and the Cologne players flattered wildly. After the players finished speaking, it was the coach's turn to express his views.
At the post-match press conference, the two head coaches summarized the game as usual.
"I was so naive, really, before the match, I thought that with the hard work of the whole team, I could score more goals than Super Show, and even limit him.
But the game process proved that he is unrestricted, he is indeed a difficult problem in the Bundesliga, the kind that has no solution, and I will adopt a new strategy when I encounter it next time.
Especially for that goal, I was thinking, is that something that people on earth can do?I think he must be a Kryptonian, but why pretend to be an Earthling to hide his identity? "Almin Fei said.
Daum said: "I always thought, I know the super show very well, he is a guy who scores goals, the precipitation of time away from the first in history and a personal honor that must come.
But, I have to say, I was surprised.
Flying into the air and spinning around with your body straight, it is completely unimaginable, it has exceeded my imagination, and I really can't describe it in words. "
"There is no one of the most wonderful goals in history." Bild used two pages to perfectly restore Lin Xiu's scoring process.
Due to the competition in the league, the media from the West, Italy, France, and the UK generally do not report the details of other leagues except important people. The British media, in particular, have always hated Lin Xiu for spamming them and seldom reported positively.
However, Lin Xiu's ball prevented them from pretending not to see it.
The French team called on FIFA to rename the Best Goal of the Year Award to the Lin Xiu Award, and then hire him as a lifelong judge and he himself is not allowed to participate in the election.
"If he doesn't do this, he will monopolize this award." The final summary shows the good intentions of L'Equipe.
The Times invited experts to try to interpret the goal from a scientific point of view.
"If you have paid attention to basketball, you may remember that Vince Carter of the United States staged a death dunk at the Sydney Olympics, and the height of the Super Show jump can also complete that dunk.
However, the difference is that he had stopped and was in a static state at that time, with the football still clamped between his feet, it was difficult to exert sufficient strength, and he should not be able to jump so high.
It completely violates the laws of physics and the limitation of human physiological limits, which is very unscientific. "
(End of this chapter)
The moment the referee announced the end of the game, Hitzlsperger stood up from the bench, took off his jersey and walked to the field.
He wants to exchange jerseys with Lin Xiu, the original one.
As soon as he walked to the sidelines, he saw Lin Xiu take off his jersey and hand it to Marika.
"Huh?" Marika was puzzled, not understanding why Lin Xiu came to him.
He came from Shakhtar Donetsk last year and spent 800 million euros in Stuttgart. This price broke the historical record of the Stuttgart club, but after one season, he only scored two goals in 28 games, which obviously did not meet the club's expectations. It also made the fans extremely dissatisfied.
But this season, he has only scored two goals in eight appearances, especially the finishing touch has not improved, which makes people see no hope.
Such strikers abound in the Bundesliga. Even in Romania, he is not as attractive as Mutu. Marica really doesn't think he can catch Lin Xiu's eyes.
"Change your jersey." Lin Xiu handed the jersey forward: "Thank you for your efforts in donating for the Wenchuan Earthquake in the summer."
After the Wenchuan earthquake, Marika wrote on his personal webpage: "Seeing the disaster that the Chinese people have suffered, I just want them to know that people stand with them thousands of miles away."
For this reason, he suggested to the Romanian Football Association that in the friendly match between Romania and Montenegro, the names on the athletes' shirts should be printed in Chinese characters, and the proceeds from the auction of these sportswear after the game will be donated to the people in the disaster-stricken areas in Sichuan.
This move has gained quite a lot of attention, although the money is really not much, the heart is really a lot,
Marica suddenly realized, and said: "This is what I should do, and I haven't raised much money, so I shouldn't be able to buy your jersey."
"It doesn't matter, the heart is the most important thing." Lin Xiu replied.
"I really didn't expect..." Marica changed his jersey.
Lin Xiu took the jersey and put it on his shoulders, and said, "Come on, if you really can't improve your shooting skills, you can try to assist more. Great organizers are also rare. I believe you will definitely become a great player."
"Thank you, I will work hard." Marika was flattered.
Lin Xiu patted Marika and walked off the court.
Marika looked at Lin Xiu's back, filled with gratitude and emotion, and secretly vowed that she would never let down the great god's expectations.
When Lin Xiu walked to the sidelines, she was immediately blocked by reporters.
"Super show, say a few words about your early booking of the best goal of the year."
Lin Xiu said: "At that time, I found that if I lifted my foot, I might hurt Lehmann. This is not what I want to see, but out of a forward's sense of honor, I don't want to give up the football, so I chose special way.
As you can see, I decided to fly over him, and I did.
The goals are indeed classic, but it is too early to say the best of the year. There are tens of thousands of professional players all over the world scoring so many goals every day. I think there may be more exciting goals. "
"You mean you don't want to hurt Lehman?" a reporter asked incredulously.
"Of course, under normal circumstances, I absolutely don't want to see someone get hurt. It's very bad." Lin Xiu answered with certainty.
The reporters were speechless.
Beside, Marika was also blocked by reporters.
"He came to me to exchange jerseys because of the jersey auction for the summer friendly match, I really didn't expect it, it was a surprise.
He also encouraged me, I really didn't expect him to take this little thing to heart, so I understand why he chose Cologne. "
Marica added excitedly: "He's a good guy and I'll follow his example."
nice guy?The reporters were silent.
If Cisse and the others hear this, they don't know how they will feel.
He must be repaid for his kindness, and he must be repaid, but he can never be called a good person.
As a background board, Lehmann also failed to leave the court.
"At that time, my mind was blank. I didn't understand why he flew into the air. Could Newton control him?"
After sorting out his thoughts, Lehmann continued: "There is no doubt that this will be a great goal, and I will not feel depressed at all because of being scored.
This is a great miracle and I am honored to be a part of it. "
"Flying man? No, this is Superman!" Vucisevic said beamingly: "When I retire, on a certain sunset evening, I can tell my children that once, I witnessed the greatest goal ever. The birth of..."
Pettit said: "This is the perfect combination of imagination and strength. I don't think there is a second person who scored such a goal except for a super show."
The Stuttgart players were shocked, and the Cologne players flattered wildly. After the players finished speaking, it was the coach's turn to express his views.
At the post-match press conference, the two head coaches summarized the game as usual.
"I was so naive, really, before the match, I thought that with the hard work of the whole team, I could score more goals than Super Show, and even limit him.
But the game process proved that he is unrestricted, he is indeed a difficult problem in the Bundesliga, the kind that has no solution, and I will adopt a new strategy when I encounter it next time.
Especially for that goal, I was thinking, is that something that people on earth can do?I think he must be a Kryptonian, but why pretend to be an Earthling to hide his identity? "Almin Fei said.
Daum said: "I always thought, I know the super show very well, he is a guy who scores goals, the precipitation of time away from the first in history and a personal honor that must come.
But, I have to say, I was surprised.
Flying into the air and spinning around with your body straight, it is completely unimaginable, it has exceeded my imagination, and I really can't describe it in words. "
"There is no one of the most wonderful goals in history." Bild used two pages to perfectly restore Lin Xiu's scoring process.
Due to the competition in the league, the media from the West, Italy, France, and the UK generally do not report the details of other leagues except important people. The British media, in particular, have always hated Lin Xiu for spamming them and seldom reported positively.
However, Lin Xiu's ball prevented them from pretending not to see it.
The French team called on FIFA to rename the Best Goal of the Year Award to the Lin Xiu Award, and then hire him as a lifelong judge and he himself is not allowed to participate in the election.
"If he doesn't do this, he will monopolize this award." The final summary shows the good intentions of L'Equipe.
The Times invited experts to try to interpret the goal from a scientific point of view.
"If you have paid attention to basketball, you may remember that Vince Carter of the United States staged a death dunk at the Sydney Olympics, and the height of the Super Show jump can also complete that dunk.
However, the difference is that he had stopped and was in a static state at that time, with the football still clamped between his feet, it was difficult to exert sufficient strength, and he should not be able to jump so high.
It completely violates the laws of physics and the limitation of human physiological limits, which is very unscientific. "
(End of this chapter)
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