Konoha Gatekeeper I was overheard by Tsunade
Chapter 97
Chapter 97
"I am back!"
After returning home, Shikamaru yelled first, and then walked into the room.
"You...what's the matter?" Seeing his son's bloody hands, Lu Jiu frowned and asked with concern.
There was a wry smile on Shikamaru's face, "It's not the training guided by Senior Hikaru, hey!"
"What's the matter? It's not like my son to be so frustrated!"
"Come on, Dad, if I can be as energetic as everyone else every day, you should suspect that I am your seed!"
As soon as Shikamaru finished speaking, he immediately sensed something was wrong, and instinctively crouched in defense.
'Boom! '
A slap fell on his head hard, "Why, you kid can suspect that your father is not your real father, but you definitely can't suspect that your real mother is not your real mother!"
"Got it, my dearest mother!" Shikamaru performed the ultimate nirvana, "Mother mother, I'm hungry!"
"Eat when you're hungry, and you, Shikahisa, pay more attention to your child's training when you have time. You should take care of this kind of wound!" After Shikamaru's mother finished beating her son, she looked at his palm with distress .
The backs of the fingers were ground to a bloody mess, which looked particularly pervasive.
Fortunately, the wound stopped bleeding, otherwise Shikamaru might lose too much blood and die.
"Hey, I don't even have the face to heal my wounds." Shikamaru casually pulled a futon, sat on it, and watched Shikajiu lost in thought.
"You boy, what tricks are you thinking of?" Although Lu Jiu felt sorry for his son, he also knew that this was the only way to become a strong man.A powerful ninja, who hasn't been honed through hard training since childhood.
But the look in Shikamaru's eyes made him very uncomfortable.
That was the look of 'doubt'.
Are you doubting whether you are my seed, or are you doubting that your father and I have an IQ of up to [-]!
"Hey!"
First sighed, Shikamaru then raised his hand and picked up the wound to face Shikaku.
"Dad, who do you think is smarter, compared to Ino and Choji?"
Lu Jiu glared at his son angrily, isn't this obviously talking nonsense!
Don't you know that your father and I are Konoha's chief think tank!
Maybe I'm not the strongest, but my IQ can definitely top two of them.
"According to the question you asked, could it be that someone's IQ has been hit?" Lu Jiu was a little curious.
My kid knows that this guy has been smart since he was a child, but he is usually too lazy and too smart, which makes him unable to improve his strength.
"That's right, senior Guang taught us how to practice today, Dad, who do you think will be the first to complete the practice?"
Lu Jiu looked at his son with disdain, and you still want to trip up your father and me even if you are a fool.
"It's definitely not you!"
Shikamaru nodded.
"Of course it's not me, it's Choji!"
"It's ridiculous, the second one is not me, but Ino."
"The third one is always you!" Lu Jiu comforted.
Although it is not the first or second, it is not bad to be the third.
Shikamaru was about to cry, "The third one is not me, no, to be precise, I haven't succeeded in cultivation yet, wow, wow, I'm so pissed off!"
"Pfft!"
Lu Jiu couldn't help laughing.
Shikamaru looked up at his father with suspicion in his eyes.
"Dad, are you my dear dad!"
"Why have I been beaten like this? It's fine if you don't comfort me, why are you still laughing at me!"
Lu Jiu held back his laughter, "I'm not laughing at you, but I remembered something funny."
Shikamaru:()
Shikamaru: "Guess whether I believe your nonsense!" '
Forget it, a good son doesn't have the same knowledge as Lao Tzu.
"To be honest, I doubt my IQ, is there something wrong!" Shikamaru exclaimed.
See you for a long time, this is not okay
His son can doubt his own strength, but if he doubts his IQ, then he can't.My own ninja world doesn't rely on the number one strength, so strength almost doesn't matter, maybe the leader likes that they are not strong.But IQ can't be doubted, if the people of Nara's family don't have a smart brain, then they're nothing.
"My dear son, if you have something to tell Dad, Dad will help you think of a countermeasure. Besides, it's a matter of your cultivation. I guess it's because you are too smart to turn the corner. How about it, tell me what you are doing first. Did you practice?"
Shikahisa Nara was also very curious about what abilities this guy, Shenyueguang, taught children.
Let Choji and Ino comprehend it faster than Shikamaru.
"It's nothing, just hang the special paper on the tree, and use your hands to hammer the paper continuously like this. No, my hands are wounded because of this practice!"
Hang the paper on the tree, and then hit it with your fist... It feels like practicing physical skills.
"Then Shikamaru, after practicing this, is there any effect?"
"It doesn't work for me, because I didn't even succeed in the first stage!"
"Then stop practicing!"
"But after Ino practiced it, he punched me and fell to the ground. If Senior Guang hadn't used medical ninjutsu to save me, I feel that I might not be a man in my life!"
"I'll wipe it, son, don't scare me!" Lu Jiu rushed over directly, grabbed Shikamaru's pants with both hands, looking like this, it should be to check whether Shikamaru's little jj is still there.
"No, dad, what are you doing!" Shikamaru grabbed his pants with both hands, and looked at his dad with horror on his face.
Could it be that my father was fascinated by watching "Sly Father", and wants to take action on his son today!
"Boy, don't be nervous. I'm just checking to see if your brother is still there. This is related to the inheritance of my Nara family!" Lu Jiu was very nervous. If his son really couldn't be a man, then he had to think about training It's a small question.
"I'm not injured here, I'm talking about the kidney, it's the kidney, you know!"
'Shuh! '
Lu Jiu quickly loosened Shikamaru's pants, and his embarrassment flashed across his face, "Then show the location of the wound and let Dad see it!"
Hearing this, Shikamaru also understood that he was wrong.
I was relieved, as long as the relationship between father and son did not deteriorate.
"That's right here. At that time, Ino punched me, and I felt like my kidneys were smashed. Afterwards, I was able to stand up properly after Senior Guang's treatment. Maybe I felt wrong at the time!"
Shikahisa stroked the place Shikamaru said with his hand. As an elite ninja, his observation ability is naturally needless to say.
After the injury was healed, for the damage to the texture of the muscles, one could imagine how ruthless the punch was at that time.
'If my guess is correct, the fist at that time probably broke the kidney, but Shenyueguang cured the kidney later.But if this is the case, how strong is Shenyueguang's medical ninjutsu! '
Although Lu Jiu is not a medical ninja, it does not prevent him from knowing about medical ninjas.
Those who are proficient in palm fairy art are already the attending physicians of Muye Hospital, and there are very few who can go to the next level.Even Tsunade may not be able to heal Shikamaru's broken kidney without surgery.
"son!"
"what!"
"After dinner, I'll take you to Konoha Hospital for a checkup!"
"No need, Dad, I feel like I have nothing to do!"
"You have to go, if you don't go, I'll blow your dog's head off!"
"Call me a dog head, Dad, you..."
"What about me!" Lu Jiu smiled very kindly.
Seeing this smile, Shikamaru hesitated, "Dad, you are so handsome."
"That's about the same. Remember, your old man will always be your old man, you know!"
"Hi, hi!"
(End of this chapter)
"I am back!"
After returning home, Shikamaru yelled first, and then walked into the room.
"You...what's the matter?" Seeing his son's bloody hands, Lu Jiu frowned and asked with concern.
There was a wry smile on Shikamaru's face, "It's not the training guided by Senior Hikaru, hey!"
"What's the matter? It's not like my son to be so frustrated!"
"Come on, Dad, if I can be as energetic as everyone else every day, you should suspect that I am your seed!"
As soon as Shikamaru finished speaking, he immediately sensed something was wrong, and instinctively crouched in defense.
'Boom! '
A slap fell on his head hard, "Why, you kid can suspect that your father is not your real father, but you definitely can't suspect that your real mother is not your real mother!"
"Got it, my dearest mother!" Shikamaru performed the ultimate nirvana, "Mother mother, I'm hungry!"
"Eat when you're hungry, and you, Shikahisa, pay more attention to your child's training when you have time. You should take care of this kind of wound!" After Shikamaru's mother finished beating her son, she looked at his palm with distress .
The backs of the fingers were ground to a bloody mess, which looked particularly pervasive.
Fortunately, the wound stopped bleeding, otherwise Shikamaru might lose too much blood and die.
"Hey, I don't even have the face to heal my wounds." Shikamaru casually pulled a futon, sat on it, and watched Shikajiu lost in thought.
"You boy, what tricks are you thinking of?" Although Lu Jiu felt sorry for his son, he also knew that this was the only way to become a strong man.A powerful ninja, who hasn't been honed through hard training since childhood.
But the look in Shikamaru's eyes made him very uncomfortable.
That was the look of 'doubt'.
Are you doubting whether you are my seed, or are you doubting that your father and I have an IQ of up to [-]!
"Hey!"
First sighed, Shikamaru then raised his hand and picked up the wound to face Shikaku.
"Dad, who do you think is smarter, compared to Ino and Choji?"
Lu Jiu glared at his son angrily, isn't this obviously talking nonsense!
Don't you know that your father and I are Konoha's chief think tank!
Maybe I'm not the strongest, but my IQ can definitely top two of them.
"According to the question you asked, could it be that someone's IQ has been hit?" Lu Jiu was a little curious.
My kid knows that this guy has been smart since he was a child, but he is usually too lazy and too smart, which makes him unable to improve his strength.
"That's right, senior Guang taught us how to practice today, Dad, who do you think will be the first to complete the practice?"
Lu Jiu looked at his son with disdain, and you still want to trip up your father and me even if you are a fool.
"It's definitely not you!"
Shikamaru nodded.
"Of course it's not me, it's Choji!"
"It's ridiculous, the second one is not me, but Ino."
"The third one is always you!" Lu Jiu comforted.
Although it is not the first or second, it is not bad to be the third.
Shikamaru was about to cry, "The third one is not me, no, to be precise, I haven't succeeded in cultivation yet, wow, wow, I'm so pissed off!"
"Pfft!"
Lu Jiu couldn't help laughing.
Shikamaru looked up at his father with suspicion in his eyes.
"Dad, are you my dear dad!"
"Why have I been beaten like this? It's fine if you don't comfort me, why are you still laughing at me!"
Lu Jiu held back his laughter, "I'm not laughing at you, but I remembered something funny."
Shikamaru:()
Shikamaru: "Guess whether I believe your nonsense!" '
Forget it, a good son doesn't have the same knowledge as Lao Tzu.
"To be honest, I doubt my IQ, is there something wrong!" Shikamaru exclaimed.
See you for a long time, this is not okay
His son can doubt his own strength, but if he doubts his IQ, then he can't.My own ninja world doesn't rely on the number one strength, so strength almost doesn't matter, maybe the leader likes that they are not strong.But IQ can't be doubted, if the people of Nara's family don't have a smart brain, then they're nothing.
"My dear son, if you have something to tell Dad, Dad will help you think of a countermeasure. Besides, it's a matter of your cultivation. I guess it's because you are too smart to turn the corner. How about it, tell me what you are doing first. Did you practice?"
Shikahisa Nara was also very curious about what abilities this guy, Shenyueguang, taught children.
Let Choji and Ino comprehend it faster than Shikamaru.
"It's nothing, just hang the special paper on the tree, and use your hands to hammer the paper continuously like this. No, my hands are wounded because of this practice!"
Hang the paper on the tree, and then hit it with your fist... It feels like practicing physical skills.
"Then Shikamaru, after practicing this, is there any effect?"
"It doesn't work for me, because I didn't even succeed in the first stage!"
"Then stop practicing!"
"But after Ino practiced it, he punched me and fell to the ground. If Senior Guang hadn't used medical ninjutsu to save me, I feel that I might not be a man in my life!"
"I'll wipe it, son, don't scare me!" Lu Jiu rushed over directly, grabbed Shikamaru's pants with both hands, looking like this, it should be to check whether Shikamaru's little jj is still there.
"No, dad, what are you doing!" Shikamaru grabbed his pants with both hands, and looked at his dad with horror on his face.
Could it be that my father was fascinated by watching "Sly Father", and wants to take action on his son today!
"Boy, don't be nervous. I'm just checking to see if your brother is still there. This is related to the inheritance of my Nara family!" Lu Jiu was very nervous. If his son really couldn't be a man, then he had to think about training It's a small question.
"I'm not injured here, I'm talking about the kidney, it's the kidney, you know!"
'Shuh! '
Lu Jiu quickly loosened Shikamaru's pants, and his embarrassment flashed across his face, "Then show the location of the wound and let Dad see it!"
Hearing this, Shikamaru also understood that he was wrong.
I was relieved, as long as the relationship between father and son did not deteriorate.
"That's right here. At that time, Ino punched me, and I felt like my kidneys were smashed. Afterwards, I was able to stand up properly after Senior Guang's treatment. Maybe I felt wrong at the time!"
Shikahisa stroked the place Shikamaru said with his hand. As an elite ninja, his observation ability is naturally needless to say.
After the injury was healed, for the damage to the texture of the muscles, one could imagine how ruthless the punch was at that time.
'If my guess is correct, the fist at that time probably broke the kidney, but Shenyueguang cured the kidney later.But if this is the case, how strong is Shenyueguang's medical ninjutsu! '
Although Lu Jiu is not a medical ninja, it does not prevent him from knowing about medical ninjas.
Those who are proficient in palm fairy art are already the attending physicians of Muye Hospital, and there are very few who can go to the next level.Even Tsunade may not be able to heal Shikamaru's broken kidney without surgery.
"son!"
"what!"
"After dinner, I'll take you to Konoha Hospital for a checkup!"
"No need, Dad, I feel like I have nothing to do!"
"You have to go, if you don't go, I'll blow your dog's head off!"
"Call me a dog head, Dad, you..."
"What about me!" Lu Jiu smiled very kindly.
Seeing this smile, Shikamaru hesitated, "Dad, you are so handsome."
"That's about the same. Remember, your old man will always be your old man, you know!"
"Hi, hi!"
(End of this chapter)
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