The most powerful face-slapping system for local tyrants

Chapter 1 Buying balls only buys from China's prodigal local tyrants

"Hey, hey, the first one in front, the one who is buying welfare lottery tickets."

"I want to ask, Nima, how long do you want to buy?"

Ye Fei, who was standing at the back in line, yelled at the bald man with a big belly standing in the first place, and the bald man with a big belly standing at the front.

Hearing Ye Fei's words, not only was he not in a hurry, but he also slowly counted the 100 yuan he brought from home, as if no one knew how rich he was, while replying to Ye Fei, who was at the end of the queue. Fly words.

"Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, you need some wool, wage earners like you can only buy a few dollars at most, but I can buy thousands of dollars."

"With the few dollars you have, even my breakfast is more than yours. Why don't you talk nonsense?"

The one standing at the front with a big belly, after finishing speaking, took out a few red banknotes from the leather bag in his hand. After taking them out, he stretched out his mouth and blew on the banknotes. , meaning, brother, do you have money?
I've seen rascals before, but I haven't seen how a bald man with a big belly can be a rascal.

If you say, wait a minute, others are not very angry, but you actually scold others as migrant workers?

Thinking of it, Ye Fei was so angry that he didn't even line up in line, and went directly to the front, next to the bald head with a big belly, took out a bank card from his body, and said.

"I heard that here, if you spend more than 1 yuan, you don't have to queue and there is a VIP channel. Is it true?"

Ye Fei took out the bank card from his pocket, and asked arrogantly. The bald man with a big belly standing next to him was named Liu Yun. Liu Yun heard what Ye Fei said.

I couldn't help laughing while covering my mouth, and said, "If you spend [-] yuan, of course there is a VIP channel, but look at you, what do you look like?"

"The clothes all over the body are not worth 100 yuan, and I still pretend to be aggressive like others."

"Don't you take a pee and take care of yourself?"

The bald Liu Yun with a big belly felt extremely upset when he saw that someone dared to act aggressive in front of him.

Ye Fei didn't bother to talk to the other party when he heard it, and said to the waiter next to him: "Don't look at it, just swipe the card to pay, buy the ball, I only buy Huaxia wins, first bet me 100 million Huaxia team wins .”

"Pfft." People standing around couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing when they heard Ye Fei's words. 100 million. If you really have 100 million, you don't need to come here to buy welfare lottery tickets.

Especially the bald Liu Yun with a big belly, when he heard Ye Fei's words, he pointed at Ye Fei and laughed, and said, "It's so funny, 100 million, just your whole body, the clothes that don't even cost 100 yuan , and bought 100 million welfare lottery tickets, how ridiculous are you?"

The people around, no one thinks that Ye Fei can really afford it, they all think that Ye Fei is pretending to be coercive on purpose, everyone is thinking, Ye Fei will definitely say later, oops, I brought the wrong card.

The waitress who came out from the card reader handed the card reader to Ye Fei and said with a smile, "Hi sir, can you enter your secret?"

"Okay, bring it over."

Ye Fei took the card reader, swiped it quickly and pressed a few large characters, and then handed the card reader back to the waiter who gave it to him.

"Sir, please come in and sit here, you are a VIP member."

"Mr. Xiao, please wait a moment, the response of the credit card machine is not so fast?"

The bald Liu Yun standing aside with a big belly, heard what the waitress said, imitating the voice of that waitress and said: "Hello, sir!"

"You failed to pretend, your card doesn't have much money in it?"

"Hahahahahaha!"

The person standing behind Liu Yun with a big belly and bald head couldn't help laughing when he heard Liu Yun's father's voice. At this time, the waitress came out from inside.

Looking at Ye Fei very politely, he said to Ye Fei, "Hello, sir!"

"Successfully swiped the card for 100 million, this is the bill for swiping the card, please sign it?"

"Finally, to confirm again, sir, are you sure that when you buy football, you only buy from China?"

"Sir, you have to know that China has never won an international championship so far. Are you sure?"

"Okay, I buy the ball, and I only buy Huaxia to win."

Pat, a loud slap in the face sounded in the mind of Liu Yun, who was pregnant with his belly.

Liu Yun couldn't believe that this young man in his 20s, who was so old-fashioned in his attire, could take out 100 million at any time.

"Impossible, is this impossible?"

Liu Yun couldn't believe it, so he snatched the bill that was about to be signed over there. When the bill was shot by him, he opened it and saw that there were six zeros behind the number 1 on it. I can't even speak.

"No, it's impossible. How can he have as much as 100 million?"

"If he has as much as 100 million yuan, how can he come to buy welfare lottery tickets?"

"Impossible, it's impossible."

"Wait, what did he say just now? He said that the 100 million will be bought by the Chinese team to win?"

Liu Yun suddenly reacted, looked in shock and asked the waitress who helped Ye Fei buy the welfare lottery.

Seeing how excited Liu Yun was, the waitress was a little afraid that Liu Yun would do something exciting to her later.

He said comfortingly: "Sir, sir, please be quiet. Please be quiet first."

"Yes, this gentleman, it is true that the 100 million is bought by China to win."

"What, 100 million to buy a Chinese team to win?"

When Liu Yun heard it, he couldn't help but slap himself on the face, and found that his face would hurt, so he was sure that this was not a dream.

Ye Fei really bought Huaxia to win.

I have watched so many Chinese and international competitions, but I haven't seen one that China can win?
Ye Fei actually bought Huaxia to win, so isn't your 100 million yuan just for naught?
Pfft, Liu Yun couldn't bear the blow of Ye Fei's prodigal family, a mouthful of blood spewed out of his mouth, and saw Liu Yun spouting blood from his mouth.

Ye Fei said helplessly: "Hey, don't be so excited?"

"Isn't it 100 million?"

"Do you need to be excited?"

"My nanny refused to court the uncle doorman at the back door of my house, saying that she didn't want a long-distance relationship. I wasn't shocked yet."

"How excited are you just because I bought a Chinese football team and won it for 100 million? I wonder if you just came out of the mountains?"

Ye Fei touched his nose and said ruthlessly.

At this moment, Liu Yun spurted another mouthful of blood after hearing Ye Fei's words.

Then, the whole person fell into a coma. In fact, it wasn't just Liu Yun who passed out.

Even the waitress was so shocked that she almost passed out.

Fortunately, the waitress has seen many people who came here to receive awards, and she can withstand the blow of this local tyrant. If there are not many people here, the waitress would like to ask Ye Fei for a phone number.

The nanny and the uncle at the door don't want a long-distance relationship, so how big is your house?

Ye Fei doesn't care how old he is?

He took the welfare lottery ticket from the waitress, rode on the little sheep bicycle he stepped on, and rode back to his rental house in a chic manner.

[Congratulations to the host for successfully completing the task of the first person in the system, and successfully activating the big local tyrant's face-slapping system. 】

Riding a bicycle, that bicycle has been ridden for at least seven or eight years. Ye Fei, who has ridden a bicycle from junior high school to college, heard the words in his mind that the big local tyrant slapped the system in the face.

I felt like swearing at someone. When I was going out this morning, I kindly helped an old lady across the road, but unexpectedly, a stone fell from the sky.

Then, I fell into a coma. In the end, it wasn't Ye Fei who helped the old lady cross the road, but the old lady helped Ye Fei go to the hospital. People around couldn't help laughing when they saw it.

And at that moment, Ye Fei had an extra big local tyrant's face-slapping system in Ye Fei's mind.

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