The most powerful face-slapping system for local tyrants

Chapter 11 Pretending to make me only obey Ye Fei

Chapter 11 Pretending to force me to only obey Ye Fei [Additional Chapter]

Third brother, this and that are garbage, and this is money?

The people who heard this were not only the third brother, but even the servants next to the third brother turned pale. This is rubbish, is this money?

This sentence, in the eyes of many people, is money, that's right, but just now, it was the money that slapped the third brother's face swollen. There is a good saying, slap a swollen face and pretend to be fat.

Now it's not a swollen face to pretend to be fat, on the contrary, it's pretending to be struck by lightning, and the face swollen with money, in the eyes of many people, it's money, but now the third brother in the ears.

But it can't be regarded as money, otherwise if it spreads out, the third brother will have no face to gain a foothold in the world. No matter where he goes, he will definitely be greeted with a smile.

Hey, isn't this the fat brother who pretended to be struck by lightning?
Thinking of being made fun of by others, the third brother wanted to beat that person violently, but now he didn't have that time, so he could only endure it and teach him a lesson when he went back.

If you stay here for 1 minute longer, your safety will not be guaranteed for 1 minute, especially if there are local tyrants flying here, you can only quickly pick up money underground.

At this time, apart from Ye Fei who was not distressed, there were two other people who were distressed. One was Ouyang Tian and the other was Xu Cuizhen. All the money belonged to the third brother. If he had known better, he should not have called the third brother over. .

"Boss, I've already dealt with the garbage, can I go now?"

Ye Fei nodded and said, "Okay, if your face loses weight when you go out, if you can't slap your face and pretend to be fat when you go out, tell me, I don't have much in my house except money?"

"No, no, I'm fat enough now, and I'm ready to lose weight, so I won't bother you, boss?"

The third brother almost vomited blood when he heard Ye Fei's words. He quickly stood up from the ground and left here quickly.

When Ye Fei saw the third brother taking the money and running away, he shouted to the third brother who was running away: "No, if you want to lose weight, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"If you want to lose weight, remember to tell me. I will use gold bars to help you lose weight next time. I heard that if you throw gold bars at your feet, one gold bar can lose a pound of meat?"

Bang, just after Ye Fei finished speaking, the third brother, who was walking faster than the boat, was so angry that he couldn't stand still, so he threw himself on the ground, and gave the ground a big and intimate hug.

Seeing that the third brother was so angry with him that he hugged the ground, Ye Fei couldn't help holding his face and snickering. Then he looked at Ouyang Tian next to him and said, "Uncle, please go and see aunt first. The rest I’m responsible for that?”

Ye Fei saw that the third brother took all the people away, the few people who were still here, the few people who had come here before the third brother came here just now.

I also followed the third brother and left here. If you have money, don’t take the bastard. No matter how much money the third brother picked up, he will definitely treat you later. If you don’t leave here by yourself, you are an idiot. Only Xu Cuizhen is left here alone up.

"Oh, who is this one?"

"Didn't someone hit my mother-in-law with a car just now?"

"This fat man, no, judging by your appearance, you don't look like a fat man. It's a bit like someone who deliberately slapped his face to pretend to be fat?"

"Well, it must be. Judging by your appearance, you must be very fond of slapping your face and pretending to be fat."

"This fat man, do you know where the ugly monster who bumped into my mother-in-law went?"

"You?" Xu Cuizhen was so angry that her face turned red when she heard Ye Fei's words.

Stretch out your right hand, point to Ye Fei, and say you.

But before you could say your words, Ye Fei heard it, and continued to quickly open another box, and took out a stack of cash and banknotes from the box.

"What I hate the most is when people point their fingers at me?"

"Oh, it hurts to death!" Xu Cuizhen screamed, and quickly grasped the finger she just pointed at Ye Fei with the other hand, which was hit by Ye Fei with money, with a very painful expression on her face.

"Didn't you just say that my mother-in-law stopped you from driving because of walking and caused you to crash?"

"Did you even cause your sister-in-law to be thrown out of the car?"

"You will be a witness for me later, and after I use the remaining 70 yuan to hurt her, I will accuse her of preventing me from using banknotes to practice protecting myself, causing the world economic crisis?"

"If I can't practice well and keep hitting people with banknotes, distracting the attention of those who want to rob me, and one day I get robbed when I'm on a business trip."

"My ability to protect myself with banknotes is not good, but it will kill me. My life is equivalent to the lives of people in half the world?"

"If I die, my company will collapse. If my company collapses, many people will lose their jobs. Many people will lose their jobs. Then many people will lose their financial resources."

"If you can't provide houses, if you can't provide houses, you will sell the houses one after another. Once they are sold, it will cause the real estate developers to be unable to continue to do it. If they cannot continue to do it, they will definitely go bankrupt. If they go bankrupt, then More people will be unemployed."

"If more people are unemployed, it will cause many people to have no money for their children to go to school, and the children will not be able to go to school. Many people will be unemployed, which will cause an economic crisis. Once the economic crisis occurs, there will be food shortages, and children will not be able to go to school. If children cannot go to school, the future generation of the country will be broken, and it will jeopardize the country's future."

"Oh my god?" Speaking of this, Ye Fei didn't dare to continue talking. It turned out that without himself, it would be the end of the world?

Convinced, drunk, divine, admired, afraid, shocked, I almost changed the history of the world. At this moment, all kinds of thoughts appeared in Xu Cuizhen's mind, and Xu Cuizhen was almost killed by Ye Fei. I was so scared that I almost peed my pants.

"Damn, I didn't expect that I would be the savior?"

After Ye Fei finished speaking, he couldn't help but take out his mobile phone from his pocket, turn on the front camera function of the mobile phone, and carefully take a picture of his savior's face.

"Well, that's right, it's definitely true. How do you look handsome and how do you attract beautiful women? It seems that God asked me to be the savior, so it must be right?"

【Brother, you sit on the bow

Sister, I'm crushed by you
The boat is swaying...]

Before Ye Fei could continue to pretend to be coercive with money, the phone in Ye Fei's pocket rang. Hearing the ringing of the phone, Ye Fei took it out of his pocket and saw that the caller ID was from Ouyang Xue.

Ouyang Xue's phone number was given to him by asking Ouyang Xue when he arrived. Seeing that it was Ouyang Xue, Ye Fei immediately answered the phone and asked, "Xue'er, how is auntie?"

"Does it matter?"

"My mother asked you to come up?" Ouyang Xue didn't say anything, just asked Ye Fei to come up, but Ye Fei heard from Ouyang Xue's tone on the phone that Ouyang Xue seemed very angry?
Thinking of this, Ye Fei looked at the two people next to him, took the remaining three boxes of cash notes, opened one box, and quickly distributed the cash notes in that box to the six people who had just stood on guard to help him pretend. personal.

Just now I said that as long as the opponent makes a move, there will be 1000 million cash, but these people didn't do it just now. Although they didn't do it, they can't treat others badly?
After all, how poor I am, I am so poor that I only have money left, so I can only share a little money with these few people to treat the tea fee for myself.

Soon, 23 yuan was gone, and 23 yuan was thrown away, leaving [-] yuan.

After distributing the 23 yuan and going out, Ye Fei took the remaining two boxes of 50 cash notes and walked into the hospital entrance.

As soon as he took a step, he suddenly found that there was still [-] cash in the ground, so he immediately stopped and bent down to pick up the remaining [-] cash.

He said with a helpless expression, "Are people really rich nowadays?"

"Throwing money and prodigals on the street?"

"How did you lose so much money?"

"Hey, if everyone can save like me, if there is money in the underground, then pick it up, how great would that be?"

"Protect the environment, start from me!"

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