The most powerful face-slapping system for local tyrants

Chapter 97
"Hey, why does this coffee taste so strange?"

I feel that the taste of the cup of coffee I just drank is very different. It is different from what I usually drink. What I usually drink is bitter. It is not as strange as the taste of the cup of coffee I drink now. It is also salty. Yes, it's bitter, and the most special thing is that it tastes exactly like the shit of the dog at home.

Ye Fei, who was sitting opposite Liu Fei, saw that the other party actually drank the cup of shit coffee that he had just asked the waiter to prepare for Liu Fei.

Liu Fei couldn't taste it after drinking it, and was still frowning here. Ye Fei touched his nose, trying to hold back his laughter, but he couldn't help it in the end.

"Pfft, hahaha, haha, I laughed to death, did I really laugh to death?"

Ye Fei couldn't help laughing in the end, he had already guessed that Liu Fei would come to talk to Yu Feifei, and when he walked in, he happened to see a pile of shit in front of the coffee shop.

So after I came in, I heard that Liu Fei dared to laugh at me, so I couldn't help but tease Liu Fei.

I didn't expect that when Liu Fei drank coffee, he wouldn't stick out his nose to smell the coffee before drinking it.

"Smile, laugh, laugh at your sister, haven't you seen a person drinking coffee correctly?" Liu Fei thought Ye Fei was laughing at himself drinking coffee, so he laughed, and he was laughing at himself. Seeing Ye Fei curse, Ye Fei touched his nose when he heard it, and after a while, he opened his mouth to speak.

"I laughed, I laughed..." Seeing Liu Fei scolding himself, after scolding himself, he continued to drink the cup of coffee made of shit in his hand.

Ye Fei couldn't help it, clutched his stomach, laughed so hard that he couldn't speak at all, always held back in his heart, wanted to say it, but couldn't help laughing.

Yu Feifei, who was sitting next to Ye Fei, really couldn't understand what Ye Fei was laughing at, wasn't it because the other party looked ugly when drinking coffee?Just because it looks ugly when drinking coffee, is it really funny?
Liu Fei drank the cup of coffee in his hand in one gulp. No matter how old he was, it was the first time he drank such an awesome coffee. It was bitter, sweet, and salty. It was like eating shit. It's just eating shit, but I don't know it at all?

Looking at Ye Fei opposite him, just about to pretend to be aggressive, Ye Fei, who just laughed until his stomach hurt, finally spoke, holding back what he couldn't say just now, pointing to Liu Fei and said: "You, you , You idiot, you actually drink dog/shit coffee, and what’s more, it’s the shit of that stray dog ​​at the door?”

Pfft, when Yu Feifei, who was sitting next to Ye Fei, heard it, she couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing. At first, she covered her mouth when she laughed. Women don't show their teeth when they smile, but sometimes women can't help it , directly covering his stomach and laughing.

As for someone, he is holding his neck with both hands at this moment, and is about to spit out the coffee he drank just now, no, it should be called shit coffee, but there is something special added in it, that is coffee, it is real Coffee, with a red face all over, spit towards the ground, and spit it out several times but couldn't spit it out.

Unable to spit it out, he grabbed his neck and quickly stared at Ye Fei fiercely with his eyes wide open.

Wishing to eat Ye Fei, as if he could relieve his anger, he ran into the bathroom inside the coffee, but it was strange to say that there were not many people in the bathroom of this coffee shop in the morning, and there were not many people in the bathroom at night. This time period is the most crowded, there are seven or eight people just queuing at the door of the bathroom.

And what makes people even more unlucky is still behind. When Liu Fei rushed over, he looked down at the ground. Because he was walking too fast, he accidentally bumped into the body of that person. That person was too fat. As soon as he bumped into the opponent's body, his body took a step back, and his mouth couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva back into his stomach at the moment he stepped back.

And the little bit of shit coffee that I just forced out, when I bumped into that person, I swallowed the saliva, and the little bit that I just forced out, at this moment, swallowed it back into my stomach, Seeing this scene, Ye Fei, who was sitting on the stool, didn't even have time to wipe his nosebleed, so he continued to laugh.

Yu Feifei, who was sitting next to him, saw how Ye Fei dared to tease others, and had to add more admiration for Ye Fei's way of playing with others. She looked at Ye Fei and said:
"Are you always so insidious?" Nonsense, of course not.

But I was muttering in my heart, if I could see some pretty beauties every time, let alone a nosebleed, even the blood from the corners of my mouth would be fine, at most, I would be discovered by you, slap me, and leave me alone. It was just a bit of blood at the corner of her mouth, she nodded to Yu Feifei, and said, "NO, NO, NO, I only want to be with a beauty as beautiful as you."

"It's a pity that all the beautiful beauties are attracted by my handsome face. I'm thinking, it would be great if there was no thunder on that day. In that case, I can show off every day."

Phew, Yu Feifei finally couldn't help being amused by Ye Fei's narcissism. She even forgot who she was. She laughed while covering her stomach. She covered her stomach and found that she couldn't sit still at all. Chao Ye Fei grabbed Ye Fei's leg, patted Ye Fei's leg and continued to laugh. While laughing, those two hands hit Ye Fei's thigh hard and said: "I have seen narcissistic people, but I have never seen someone like you. Love, a person who is extremely narcissistic, accept, sister, I only accept you?"

"Grandma is a bear, are you playing in it, the plane, one goes in, his grandma is a bear, it takes half an hour to come out?" Seeing that the people in front of him took half a minute to get in, Liu Fei finally Can't help but yell, drink shit coffee by yourself, and wait to go in and wash your mouth?

"Your grandma is an idiot, who are you scolding?"

At this moment, the fat man standing in front of Liu Fei, that is, the fat man who was hit by Liu Fei just now, heard Liu Fei's words, turned around and stuck his head in Liu Fei's neck, and cursed angrily.

(End of this chapter)