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Chapter 99 Be a cow and a horse
Chapter 99 Be a cow and a horse
What is thick-skinned, Ye Fei's current behavior is called thick-skinned, thick-skinned, so thick-skinned that it is simply shameless, if others give you three-point color, Ye Fei will directly open a dyeing room for you to see.He widened his eyes and looked at Yu Feifei, as if he was asking you, is my idea good?Am I smart?
Who knew that when Yu Feifei heard Ye Fei's words, she nodded and said, "That's right, your idea is good, and I think it's right. How about you lend me the money if I cook you a cow for a day?" Yu Feifei was thinking in her mind, hey, let me be a cow, you have a good idea, I will go outside and buy a mask with a cow's head, and then wear it on my face, and then I will become a cow, look How are you playing with me?
When Ye Fei heard Yu Feifei's words, he also felt that Yu Feifei's idea was good, so he nodded and said, "You have a good idea, but my family doesn't plow the fields. What's the use of a cow?" What he wants is A nanny is the kind of nanny who can warm the bed, take the subway, pretend to be aggressive, and go to school to slap faces. However, after summarizing, Ye Fei suddenly found that the nanny he wanted seems to have another hot word. , called my wife.
If there is no plowing, then there is no need for cows. Since there is no need for cows, cows used to plow the fields. Now that Ye Fei is rich, he must need a nanny, so he will be a nanny. Anyway, he only cooks and eats. He is from others. He heard that it was just for cooking. As for whether it was true or not, he didn't know at all. Hearing Ye Fei's words, he nodded and said: "Then if you don't want the cow now, how about a nanny? I can cook a lot of delicious food." "
Ye Fei would say, don't I want it?Nonsense, I was just waiting for your words. I was thinking about it just now, but you immediately told me, do you want a nanny? Does this count as a tacit understanding?Looking at Yu Feifei who was opposite her, she said, "Yes, of course, my family just lacks a nanny like you, how about this, for the sake of you being a beautiful woman, I will lend you the money?"
"As for the money lent to you, it will be deducted from your salary. As for the salary, this depends on your performance. If the food you cook is delicious, you will be rewarded with 10 yuan per dish. If it is not delicious, you will be deducted. How about a salary of 1 yuan, my little wife? Bah, you said it wrong, she is the nanny." Ye Fei raised the corners of his mouth and looked at Yu Feifei opposite him and said.
If it was in the past, don’t talk about tipping 100, even tipping [-] won’t do it yourself. I have hands and feet, and I’m a college graduate with a stable income. Why should I be your nanny.But not now?Now that my mother wants money for medical treatment, I was forced to do nothing, so I could only nod and said, "You mean it, I'll be your nanny, so you can lend me the money?" In my own thoughts In the middle, I think this way, after I have the money to pay you back, I will not continue to be a nanny for you?I'm only temporary right now.
Ye Fei nodded when he heard it, and said, "Of course, do I look like a liar?" When Yu Feifei heard it, she wanted to nod immediately and said, yes, very similar, but when she thought that she had just put Ye Fei was coaxed enough to lend him money. If he said it was similar, it wouldn't be good to get angry later. He shook his head, looked at Ye Fei with a very serious expression and said, "It doesn't look like it, it doesn't look like it at all."
"I just like your honest character. It's late now, and I still have something to go to the hospital. Can you, a nanny, ride a bicycle? Since you are a nanny, why don't you even act as a driver for me?"
When Yu Feifei heard it, she had a look of shit on her face. As a nanny, you didn't even count as a labor contract, and you even asked me to be your free driver, and what a damn, riding my bicycle and letting me To be your driver, how can you have such a boss?
Seeing Yu Feifei's expression of displeasure on Yu Feifei's face, Ye Fei immediately said: "Since you are not happy, then forget it, I'd better go back by myself, anyway, you are not competent as a nanny." Standing up from her position, Yu Feifei saw Ye Fei standing up from her position, and immediately stood up and said, "Well, which hospital are you going to, I will be your driver now."
For the sake of money, he clenched his teeth and nodded forcefully. Ye Fei, who had just stood up, nodded when he heard Yu Feifei's words, and said: "Not bad, not bad, you are a good nanny, let's go?"
After selling the bill, Ye Fei took Yu Feifei to his own bicycle, pointed at his bicycle, and motioned, go over and let me get the bicycle out.
Seeing that Ye Fei let her ride a bicycle, Yu Feifei gritted her teeth. If her mother hadn't been sick and she sold her car, she wouldn't be riding Ye Fei's damn bicycle. , especially if I still wear a skirt now, if I wear a skirt and ride a bicycle, people will definitely see me underneath.
But because of her mother's illness, Yu Feifei still pulled out the bicycle inside, looked at Ye Fei next to her, gritted her teeth, and didn't know how cruel she would be to Ye Fei, you obviously have a Rolls-Royce Si Phantom, but you don't drive over, you insist on riding my bicycle, I really want to deflate this bicycle, and then I don't have to let myself continue to ride the bicycle.
But this bicycle is my own, if I deflate it, if the other party can't return it to my sister in the afternoon, then my sister will have no use for the bike tomorrow, this damn, as soon as she gets on the bicycle, she stares hard at the bicycle He pedaled, and took his own car to vent his anger, and Ye Fei, who was standing opposite the bicycle, almost stared out his eyes.
Yu Feifei stared at the pedal hard. If it was too strong, it would generate wind, and once there was wind, the skirt would be blown up.Ye Fei, who was standing in front, couldn't help showing nosebleed at this moment, stared at the pedals of his car a few times, and waited for him to react, seeing Ye Fei with nosebleed next to him, Yu Feifei finally reacted , I seemed to use too much force just now, and the skirt was blown up.
His whole face was red, and he was so shy that he didn't know what he looked like. He had only been with Ye Fei for less than a few hours today, but Ye Fei ate his own tofu many times in a row.
"What are you looking at, why don't you get in the car soon?" Yu Feifei blushed and looked at Ye Fei who was standing there wiping the nosebleed, but the nosebleed was wiped more and more. When Ye Fei heard what Yu Feifei said, he looked at him with an embarrassed expression. Yu Feifei said.
"I didn't watch anything, but I couldn't help but think of a sentence, Ning sits on a bicycle and laughs, and doesn't sit on a BMW and cries, should I change it, telling Ning to let beautiful women ride bicycles, not to let beautiful women ride BMWs, and BMWs can't eat tofu? "
(End of this chapter)
What is thick-skinned, Ye Fei's current behavior is called thick-skinned, thick-skinned, so thick-skinned that it is simply shameless, if others give you three-point color, Ye Fei will directly open a dyeing room for you to see.He widened his eyes and looked at Yu Feifei, as if he was asking you, is my idea good?Am I smart?
Who knew that when Yu Feifei heard Ye Fei's words, she nodded and said, "That's right, your idea is good, and I think it's right. How about you lend me the money if I cook you a cow for a day?" Yu Feifei was thinking in her mind, hey, let me be a cow, you have a good idea, I will go outside and buy a mask with a cow's head, and then wear it on my face, and then I will become a cow, look How are you playing with me?
When Ye Fei heard Yu Feifei's words, he also felt that Yu Feifei's idea was good, so he nodded and said, "You have a good idea, but my family doesn't plow the fields. What's the use of a cow?" What he wants is A nanny is the kind of nanny who can warm the bed, take the subway, pretend to be aggressive, and go to school to slap faces. However, after summarizing, Ye Fei suddenly found that the nanny he wanted seems to have another hot word. , called my wife.
If there is no plowing, then there is no need for cows. Since there is no need for cows, cows used to plow the fields. Now that Ye Fei is rich, he must need a nanny, so he will be a nanny. Anyway, he only cooks and eats. He is from others. He heard that it was just for cooking. As for whether it was true or not, he didn't know at all. Hearing Ye Fei's words, he nodded and said: "Then if you don't want the cow now, how about a nanny? I can cook a lot of delicious food." "
Ye Fei would say, don't I want it?Nonsense, I was just waiting for your words. I was thinking about it just now, but you immediately told me, do you want a nanny? Does this count as a tacit understanding?Looking at Yu Feifei who was opposite her, she said, "Yes, of course, my family just lacks a nanny like you, how about this, for the sake of you being a beautiful woman, I will lend you the money?"
"As for the money lent to you, it will be deducted from your salary. As for the salary, this depends on your performance. If the food you cook is delicious, you will be rewarded with 10 yuan per dish. If it is not delicious, you will be deducted. How about a salary of 1 yuan, my little wife? Bah, you said it wrong, she is the nanny." Ye Fei raised the corners of his mouth and looked at Yu Feifei opposite him and said.
If it was in the past, don’t talk about tipping 100, even tipping [-] won’t do it yourself. I have hands and feet, and I’m a college graduate with a stable income. Why should I be your nanny.But not now?Now that my mother wants money for medical treatment, I was forced to do nothing, so I could only nod and said, "You mean it, I'll be your nanny, so you can lend me the money?" In my own thoughts In the middle, I think this way, after I have the money to pay you back, I will not continue to be a nanny for you?I'm only temporary right now.
Ye Fei nodded when he heard it, and said, "Of course, do I look like a liar?" When Yu Feifei heard it, she wanted to nod immediately and said, yes, very similar, but when she thought that she had just put Ye Fei was coaxed enough to lend him money. If he said it was similar, it wouldn't be good to get angry later. He shook his head, looked at Ye Fei with a very serious expression and said, "It doesn't look like it, it doesn't look like it at all."
"I just like your honest character. It's late now, and I still have something to go to the hospital. Can you, a nanny, ride a bicycle? Since you are a nanny, why don't you even act as a driver for me?"
When Yu Feifei heard it, she had a look of shit on her face. As a nanny, you didn't even count as a labor contract, and you even asked me to be your free driver, and what a damn, riding my bicycle and letting me To be your driver, how can you have such a boss?
Seeing Yu Feifei's expression of displeasure on Yu Feifei's face, Ye Fei immediately said: "Since you are not happy, then forget it, I'd better go back by myself, anyway, you are not competent as a nanny." Standing up from her position, Yu Feifei saw Ye Fei standing up from her position, and immediately stood up and said, "Well, which hospital are you going to, I will be your driver now."
For the sake of money, he clenched his teeth and nodded forcefully. Ye Fei, who had just stood up, nodded when he heard Yu Feifei's words, and said: "Not bad, not bad, you are a good nanny, let's go?"
After selling the bill, Ye Fei took Yu Feifei to his own bicycle, pointed at his bicycle, and motioned, go over and let me get the bicycle out.
Seeing that Ye Fei let her ride a bicycle, Yu Feifei gritted her teeth. If her mother hadn't been sick and she sold her car, she wouldn't be riding Ye Fei's damn bicycle. , especially if I still wear a skirt now, if I wear a skirt and ride a bicycle, people will definitely see me underneath.
But because of her mother's illness, Yu Feifei still pulled out the bicycle inside, looked at Ye Fei next to her, gritted her teeth, and didn't know how cruel she would be to Ye Fei, you obviously have a Rolls-Royce Si Phantom, but you don't drive over, you insist on riding my bicycle, I really want to deflate this bicycle, and then I don't have to let myself continue to ride the bicycle.
But this bicycle is my own, if I deflate it, if the other party can't return it to my sister in the afternoon, then my sister will have no use for the bike tomorrow, this damn, as soon as she gets on the bicycle, she stares hard at the bicycle He pedaled, and took his own car to vent his anger, and Ye Fei, who was standing opposite the bicycle, almost stared out his eyes.
Yu Feifei stared at the pedal hard. If it was too strong, it would generate wind, and once there was wind, the skirt would be blown up.Ye Fei, who was standing in front, couldn't help showing nosebleed at this moment, stared at the pedals of his car a few times, and waited for him to react, seeing Ye Fei with nosebleed next to him, Yu Feifei finally reacted , I seemed to use too much force just now, and the skirt was blown up.
His whole face was red, and he was so shy that he didn't know what he looked like. He had only been with Ye Fei for less than a few hours today, but Ye Fei ate his own tofu many times in a row.
"What are you looking at, why don't you get in the car soon?" Yu Feifei blushed and looked at Ye Fei who was standing there wiping the nosebleed, but the nosebleed was wiped more and more. When Ye Fei heard what Yu Feifei said, he looked at him with an embarrassed expression. Yu Feifei said.
"I didn't watch anything, but I couldn't help but think of a sentence, Ning sits on a bicycle and laughs, and doesn't sit on a BMW and cries, should I change it, telling Ning to let beautiful women ride bicycles, not to let beautiful women ride BMWs, and BMWs can't eat tofu? "
(End of this chapter)
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