I farmed and became the richest man in the world

Chapter 365 Women's War

【Creeper】?
Plant weapons?
An impending crisis?
Lin Yinan was surprised.

Allowing the system to take the initiative to warn, perhaps in the near future, an extremely terrifying crisis may indeed be brewing.

"Nan Giegie~~"

"Why are you in a daze?"

"Eat the tangerines I peeled for you."

Dong Yan suddenly stuffed an orange into his mouth, with a coquettish look, which made Lin Yinan very uncomfortable, and even shuddered.

"Who doesn't know 'tea art'?"

Lin Xiaowu at the side was not happy.

She suddenly burst into tears, looking like she was about to cry, she wrinkled her little nose and pouted her mouth.

"Brother Nan~"

"Do you hate me?"

"Am I too useless? I can only get up at five o'clock in the morning to make breakfast for you."

"I can only cast the magic of happiness on you in rice cakes."

"It was I who caused you to be criticized, and you were accused for no reason by others, I'm sorry..."

"If you hate me, then what's the point of my life?"

"You've always liked the flirtatious sluts."

"Hun'er has been hooked, I feel that I have no love in my life..."

Lin Xiaowu sneaked a few drops of saliva into the corners of his eyes, then raised his head, and stared at Lin Yinan without blinking with his big watery eyes.

"Brother Nan~~"

"Don't listen to Ribs, he's a little liar."

"Let's live our daily life without shame~"

Dong Yan held Lin Yinan's arm, making his entire arm sink into a muddy swamp, completely submerged in a ravine like an abyss.

"really!"

"You still like fat meat, what's the use of these flashy fat meat?"

"Can it be eaten as a meal?"

"It's just a burden, and I don't envy it at all."

"Damn it!"

"Fatty man, let go of Brother Nan."

Seeing this, Lin Xiaowu at the side lost his mind and couldn't hold himself back anymore, so he directly turned to each other and hurled insults at each other.

"Sparse ribs, you are."

"Don't you know that Qingmei will never be defeated by Tianxiang?"

"Love does not come first, first come first, the most suitable is the last word."

"It's your thing, does it feel good when you knead it?"

Dong Yan stopped pretending and had a showdown, staring and pinching each other.

"Hehehe, I laughed."

"With a little fat, do you think you are invincible?"

"What's wrong with my stuff? I'm proud of myself. I save fabric for the country. Besides, why doesn't it feel like it?"

"I don't believe it anymore, you are a big stinky thing, you still feel it?"

Lin Xiaowu, whose mentality was overwhelmed, went straight to her and rubbed her body.

"Bold traitor!"

"You dare to touch your hands, why don't you teach me a lesson today, so that you know what is the main palace or the side room."

"I want you to understand that after all, you are just a loser in a youth romance drama."

Not to be outdone, Dong Yan tore up with him.

The two rubbed each other's body, and they still commented and mocked from time to time.

"It's such a big lump, isn't it tiring to live every day? Is it hard to walk?"

"Growing so big, it must be the reincarnation of a vixen, and it must be used to confuse Brother Nan."

"What's the matter with me? I'm tired, but I'm happy. I can make Brother Nan feel happy. I don't want to leave. In the future, the child will have enough to eat."

"But what about you? It's terrible to have a baby. The baby is hungry all day long and is skinny."

"Damn! Look at the trick! Look at my Jiuyin White Bone Claw, I think your stuff is fake, right? Silicone filler?"

"Presumptuous, look at my penis, I'll poke you to death!"

……

The two pinched each other, unknowingly, got on the highway and entered the fast lane for no reason.

Lin Yinan was a little speechless at first.

Are all women this boring?

But now?
He's in for a treat!

more excited.

What's more interesting than watching women fight while eating?
What's more, it's still such an interesting battle.

Lin Yinan watched with relish.

The two of them had disheveled hair, disheveled clothes, and were out of breath.

They looked at each other, with a flash of shame and anger in their eyes.

First of all, they can't understand each other.

On the other hand, both of them hoped that Lin Yinan would deflect him first, so that he could become a shell to bombard the other party.

But who knows?

Lin Yinan didn't stop him, but watched with interest as if he was watching a monkey show.

Glance.

The mentality of the two of them directly broke the defense.

The rice cakes that Lin Xiaowu got up early in the morning, just like melon seed snacks for watching a play, were casually put in Lin Yinan's mouth to chew.

After eating, he picked up the orange and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Brother Nan, why don't you help me?"

"Brother Nan, drive this dead vixen out?"

The two spoke in unison, hugging Lin Yinan from left to right.

"Are you done yet?"

"I……"

Lin Yinan was about to speak.

A figure suddenly walked in.

"Lin Yinan, it's not good, something happened."

A long-lost voice sounded, and it was Old Wen who came.

As soon as he entered the room, he happened to see this scene, and quickly covered his old face with his hands, apologizing repeatedly.

"I'm sorry, I broke in when I saw the door was open."

"Young people nowadays, can you close the door if you do this?"

"As expected of Lin Yinan, I didn't expect to return Qi Ren's blessing."

With a sigh of emotion, Mr. Wen quickly backed out, closed the door, and added a word.

"Excuse me, excuse me, I didn't expect you to be such people."

Lin Yinan: "..."

Dong Yan: "..."

Lin Xiaowu: "..."

The three of them stared at each other, staring blankly for a second or two.

Finally, Dong Yan and Lin Xiaowu put on their clothes with blushing faces, and arranged their hairstyles along the way.

The atmosphere at the scene fell into deadly embarrassment.

There is no sound, and the needle drop can be heard.

Even Lin Yinan, who has always been calm, never rescheduled in front of Mount Tai, and never wavered even by the warnings of the Knights of the Round Table, felt a burst of embarrassment and shame.

Perhaps, this is the social death that people often talk about on the Internet now?

The society is dead, the society is dead.

The three thought in unison.

"It's all your fault. What should I do now? I have to explain clearly."

"It's over, it's over, my reputation has been killed."

The two glared at each other again, wide-eyed and small-eyed, and began to accuse each other.

"I'm the one who's been hurt the most!"

"Now people know I'm having fun."

Lin Yinan couldn't complain anymore.

"I'm sorry, I will definitely try to explain it to you clearly, you don't like ribs at all."

"Damn vixen, what are you talking about?"

The eyes of the two almost spewed fire, and they pinched together again, fighting and fighting.

"Have you had enough trouble?"

Seeing this, Lin Yinan's face darkened slightly, and he quickly pushed the two away.

Only then did the two regain their senses, with embarrassing expressions on their faces.

They also understand that they seem to have overdone it.

In fact, Lin Yinan naturally didn't care about the unusual fight between the two, and they didn't make any real moves, it was purely slapstick.

But, it also depends on the situation?
He glanced at the door, and suddenly said:

"Enough, Mr. Wen, stop eavesdropping outside, come in quickly."

"Tell me, what happened?"

(End of this chapter)