Island Survival: Summon Goblins at the start

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island.

Song Sha and Sun Xiaoxiao watched this dramatic scene together in front of the mobile phone.

Don't mention how embarrassing Sun Xiaoxiao was on the side.

She was delighted to see the faces of the gods being slapped.

"Hahaha, look, look, these gods really make me laugh!"

At this time, Sun Xiaoxiao hugged Song Sha in her arms, pressed against him tightly and looked at the situation on the phone.

Song Sha didn't say much.

After all, this is already engaged?

Whether Song Sha's parents are here or not is entirely up to him.

Xiao Daji, who was standing behind Song Sha, looked at this scene and asked in confusion.

"That...sister monkey, why do you keep hugging brother?"

Sun Xiaoxiao turned around and glared at Xiao Daji: "Sister Monkey, call me Sister Sun!"

"Oh...then sister Sun, why do you keep hugging brother?"

Xiao Daji didn't know what this meant, but she was inexplicably repelled by this kind of behavior.

"Of course it's because I'm brother Song Sha's bride."

bride?
Hey Hey hey!
What are you talking about, I, Song Sha, am innocent, and I haven't agreed yet, okay!
"What are you thinking about!" Song Sha made a gesture and knocked Sun Xiaoxiao on the head.

"What? You've already met your parents, doesn't it count?"

Song Sha couldn't laugh or cry when he saw the girl's upright expression.

What is this all about?

"Hmph, if you don't agree with me, tell my parents!"

Hey!
This also threatened Song Sha.

Good guy.

Strong buying and strong selling! This is it!
I can't wait to marry myself out quickly.

Song Sha thought that it's not that no one wants you...

He thought of Ao Qing.

At the beginning, I promised to match him and Sun Xiaoxiao, but now it's quite embarrassing.

But things like feelings really can't be forced, and Sun Xiaoxiao can't force him if he doesn't like others, can't he?
Besides, this girl is really attractive to me.

The little Daji behind her raised her mouth in aggrieved seeing the flirting between the two.

"Then... Daji will also become brother's bride!"

puff!
Song Sha really didn't expect such a situation to happen, and just wanted to explain it to Xiao Daji.

I saw Sun Xiaoxiao's eyes shining: "What do you know, a child, listen to my sister tell you."

"This bride, it's not that simple, it's for two people to like each other...and then..."

Listen to where Sun Xiaoxiao is talking about his love psychology in a serious manner.

Song Sha still thought it was funny, but the key was that the little Daji beside him actually believed it.

Listen very carefully.

"Then the bride who becomes brother can hug him every day?"

Um? ?

This little Daji, you dare Song Sha but not Daji.

Such a cute little loli would be breaking the law in modern society!

Fortunately, she is still young and not very sensible.

Otherwise, I'm afraid it will become a Shura field.

Song Sha shook his head and sighed.

I'm still so attractive!
Ignoring the two of them, Song Sha continued to look at the phone.

Without the restriction of heaven, those gods would naturally not be able to continue pointing and pointing at Brother Hou and Mrs. Bai.

People are justifiable!
At this time, Song Sha was caught off guard by the sudden reversal.

Facing the menacing Dou ZhanBuddha who raised his teacher's crimes.

The Tota Li Tianwang who originally looked stubborn changed his appearance at this time.

He stepped forward and patted Brother Monkey on the shoulder with a smile: "You monkey, you turned your wife into a fairy in such a hurry."

Dou Zhanfo shook off his hand: "Stop making friends with me, I haven't settled with you for hurting my wife!"

Seeing Dou Zhanfo's angry expression.

Many people laughed out loud.

"Why are you laughing? You are all responsible!"

Good guy, Brother Hou is planning to pursue them one by one.

Still holding a grudge!

And Li Jing didn't hold back anymore, he looked at Dou Shengfo with a chuckle: "Hey, you should ask your wife about this matter."

what?
How is this going?

Dou Zhanfo turned around in a daze, only to see Mrs. Bai covering her mouth and giggling.

what happened?
Everyone was like an enemy a second ago, but now they have a happy expression.

The way many people looked at him also changed a lot.

Seeing her husband's puzzled eyes, Mrs. Bai opened her mouth to explain.

"Actually, the root of all this is because of the black bear spirit."

"Black bear spirit?"

Dou Shengfo thought of the monster who stole the cassock on his westward journey.

Isn’t he a Guanyin person?

"Yes, he found out that you and I have a child under the order of Guanyin Bodhisattva."

Ah this...

Song Sha, the black bear spirit, is no stranger.

But how did he know about Sun Xiaoxiao's existence?
Oh, right!
He seems to have been to Song Sha's training ground several times, probably at that time.

Mrs. Bai on the screen continued to explain: "He got a piece of Xiaoxiao's hair from the seller's training ground, and gave it to Guanyin Bodhisattva when he went back. She was sure it was our child."

I go?

Whose child can be known by a single hair?

This is simply better than DNA identification now!

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva reported this to the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha, so they want to test your sincerity."

Brother Hou felt something was wrong when he heard it.

That's what happened.

But he seems to be played?

Seeing this, Song Sha also understood the whole story.

The black bear spirit came to him not for any training at all.

Just to look for clues about Sun Xiaoxiao.

Unexpectedly, he was found.

So I went back and told Avalokitesvara, and Avalokitesvara told Jade Emperor and Tathagata again.

They joined forces to test Brother Monkey's sincerity.

So Li Jing, the King of Tota, went to find Bai Jingjing.

Grass!
This group of people is really full.

How boring is Tianting to come up with this idea?

Everything that happened just now was staged!
And the most outrageous thing is that Mrs. Bai didn't show any flaws in the whole process.

Even Song Sha didn't realize that she was acting.

This acting can go to be an Oscar winner.

It wasn't until Mrs. Bai confessed everything that the truth of this farce came to light.

Many of the gods around showed expressions of surprise.

It seems that only a few people know about this plan.

At this time, as the protagonist of the story, Dou Zhanfo became more and more angry when he thought about it.

"Okay, Li Jing, you've been playing tricks on me for a long time!"

"And you, Jade Emperor, Tathagata, you guys are playing monkey together!"

There were bursts of laughter all around.

The Jade Emperor on the high platform also looked at Dou Shengfo with a smile on his face: "Are you sure that the heavenly court is a place where right and wrong are not distinguished and black and white are turned upside down? So what about the demon, as long as she does not harm the world and does her best to be good, she will succeed in the Tao." Immortals are a matter of time."

After the Jade Emperor said that, Brother Hou felt a little relieved.

After all, this kind of thing would make anyone angry.

But the ending is fine.

Look at Mrs. Bai again, her innocent face.

But when you think about it carefully, there are indeed many unreasonable places in all this.

(End of this chapter)