A master of comprehension will take you to fly

Chapter 270 Your Uncle Is Your Uncle
Li Qingyu's nose was almost crooked, if it wasn't for the fact that the old man was old, he couldn't help but go up and kick him!

Why don't you just borrow a cell phone?Why are there so many moths?And give me an IQ test!Is it possible to measure a person's IQ with just this brain teaser?
Your IQ is flawed!

However, brother's outfit really looks like someone who specializes in stealing women's clothes... a pervert!
Alas, why are there so many coincidences in the world?What an inch!
Li Qingyu was thinking in his heart, but his feet were already running fast. Although he was not the pervert the police were looking for, he didn't expect to spend all his time explaining to the police!
I can't afford to lose that face!

Oh, the question is, do I still have face now?Of course there is a face, the front of the head can't be the butt!
Seeing Li Qingyu slipping away, the old man who was on the phone immediately put away his mobile phone and ran after him, shouting loudly while running: "Stop! Stop! Young man, follow me to the police station and surrender! There is no hurdle that cannot be overcome, after you pass this hurdle, with your intelligence, your life will still be brilliant, becoming rich and handsome, marrying Bai Fumei, that is not a dream..."

"My lord, this ideological work is so amazing! The political commissar of the army has changed his job, right? It's just that the big cake is too small, and I have already realized it!"

Li Qingyu thought to himself, but shouted loudly: "Uncle, you don't know, I have to make it clear that I have become a rich and handsome man and married a beautiful woman! So I am not a pervert who specializes in stealing women's underwear at all! This It’s all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!”

"Fuck you! Old man, do you think I'm a fool? How rich and handsome can you be, running around in women's clothes in the winter? Don't think I'm blind. In fact, I've seen it all. You're wearing women's underwear! Seeing Li Qingyu not stopping, the old man was a little annoyed, and cursed loudly.

Li Qingyu couldn't help wailing in his heart: "It's over, Nima, brother, the slit in this skirt is too big, revealing the panties inside! I really can't tell for a while! Run!"

Li Qingyu accelerated suddenly, and the old man with a sense of justice couldn't catch up immediately, so he shouted at passers-by: "Stop him, stop him, he is a wanted criminal who specializes in stealing women's underwear! Catch him and don't let him run away! The police have Offer a reward!"

Li Qingyu regretted so much that he wished he could slap himself with two big mouths. You said that you are so idle, why did you ask this old man to borrow your cell phone? !

Sure enough, your uncle is your uncle!

He had no doubts that if the old man called himself a murderer, few people would dare to stop him, but he called himself a thief who stole women's underwear, and even told the police to offer a reward to ensure that countless people would have a sense of justice!

As Li Qingyu expected, the old man shouted, and immediately countless people began to chase and block Li Qingyu.Although Li Qingyu ran fast enough, his current running speed could not exceed the speed of sound no matter how fast he ran!

These people chasing after him "promoted" Li Qingyu's "brilliant deeds" like a loudspeaker, causing Li Qingyu to run in almost any direction, and there were people blocking him in front, causing Li Qingyu to keep changing directions. , or forcibly break through!
As a result, the people behind Li Qingyu seemed to be rolling snowballs, getting bigger and bigger!In the end, Li Qingyu became a human-shaped road blocker. Wherever he ran, the road was immediately blocked!

Li Qingyu was running forward in a panic when he suddenly noticed that a large group of people were coming in front of him. He had a good memory and at a glance he realized that these were not the same group of people who ran away from the headquarters of Daniu Company.How did you get here?

It turned out that Li Qingyu thought that if these people were released, they would not be able to find him, but they couldn't stand the strength of these fans. They asked everywhere if they saw a man wrapped in a women's coat.

Li Qingyu's features are so obvious that you can't forget them at a glance, so many people showed them the way, and they chased them all the way!

After these people found Li Qingyu, someone immediately shouted: "Look! Salvation is there!"

"Wow! My idol really has countless fans! He has attracted so many fans again!"

"Hurry up! If the rescue is surrounded by others, we will not be able to get the autograph if we are squeezed out of the crowd!"

But these people chased after him and suddenly realized that something was wrong. They found that another group of people who called for help were perverts who specialize in stealing women's underwear!We must arrest the rescuers and send them to the police station!

Nima, what is this called?
"Hey, what nonsense are you talking about? That guy was rescued by a big star! How did he become a pervert who stole women's underwear? He stole your wife's underwear?" A male fan said angrily.

"That's right, do you know why we chase him? We just want to give our underwear to the idol! Huh, it's a pity that the idol ignores us!" said a beautiful female fan aged [-] or [-], dancing while talking Twice the panties in his hand!
"Yes, yes! We just found out that the savior likes girls' underwear, and we are all willing to give him our underwear. Does he need to steal it?" The other girls echoed.

A group of people here were suddenly a little confused, confused about the situation, and their heads were a little short-circuited.But someone still yelled: "What the fuck! He's the one the police want to catch, that little thief who steals women's underwear..."

One word is in trouble!
In the minds of fans, idols are flawless, and now some people say that idols are thieves, so why not beat him up!

At the beginning, the two sides fought against each other, but in the end, they fought!
So the whole scene became chaotic in an instant. When someone reminded them that this was not the time to quarrel and should catch Li Qingyu, they realized that Li Qingyu had long since disappeared!
Li Qingyu no longer dared to borrow his cell phone from passers-by. He could only find a safe place first, and then find a way to contact Ning Rourou, send him his ID and other things, and get some clothes for himself at the same time.

He looked at the surrounding environment and found that it was relatively close to the headquarters of Tianfeng Group, so he decided to find his girlfriend Lin Jingya.

Along the way, he naturally had to accept the scrutiny of countless people, but fortunately, these people didn't know his identity. They just felt that this man had a woman's coat wrapped around his buttocks in winter, and it seemed that he was wearing a woman's underwear inside. Strange, but they didn't chase him down.

Li Qingyu walked into the headquarters building of Tianfeng Group smoothly.

As soon as he entered the door, two security guards ran towards him and shouted: "Stop! What are you doing! Do you know where this is? How dare you break in? Leave quickly, homeless people are not accepted here!"

Li Qingyu looked up, coincidentally, it was the two who were knocked unconscious by him back then.

In fact, this is not a coincidence. During the past two days, the two of them have been on duty all the time.

Li Qingyu bared his teeth at them and said, "Fuck! Which of you two eyes see that I am a homeless man?!"

Seeing Li Qingyu's face clearly, the two security guards gasped and said to themselves, "Oh my god, why is it this guy?"

(End of this chapter)