Super Treasure Bag

Chapter 1 Concluding Remarks

Chapter 1 Concluding Remarks
At the end of the story, I thought a lot, as if all the memories about Shi Dali were passing through my mind quickly, and then calmed down again.

I have always believed that the stories I tell are true, whether it is the super driver Su Qiubai, or Li Gaolou who left in a spaceship, or Shi Dali who started another life again, their existence will one day be true. Be discovered, or they have always been by our side.

In any case, the past story is still going on, and the new voyage in front of us has begun. Thanks to every friend for your support, the super series is also ending with this book.

The new book "Building Heaven with Joy" has been released. Click on the author to see the new work. This is an unprecedented story with hilarious characters and an unconventional story style. It can be said that this is a new challenge for me. And I am already full of confidence, so click on it and take a look. Remember to bookmark and like it. Thank you very much!
The new book Chapter 1 is attached below:
Hello everyone, my name is Zhang Yifu, and I am the Jade Emperor descending to earth!
Two months ago, Zhu Bajie and the Queen Mother ate fried chicken in Tianhe, causing a natural gas explosion. Although I rushed to the front line and led all the gods to put out the fire and provide disaster relief, after all, after the explosion lasted for three days and three nights, the entire heaven... ...collapsed!

So the gods from all walks of life were full of grief, and they couldn't wait to go down to earth one after another!
However, the sky cannot live without a heavenly court, so the important task of gathering all the immortals and rebuilding the heavenly court fell on me with a bang.

That's right, as the boss, I must stand up at this time!

But the world is miserable. I was kidnapped 10 minutes ago. Now I urgently need someone with insight to send 10 yuan.

Believe me, on the day when the Heavenly Court is rebuilt, you will be the prince, the Jade Emperor!
……

After reading the above content completely, Zhang Yiyi almost dropped his phone.

The yellow-toothed old man next to him rubbed his hands together, his face full of impatience.

"Your Majesty, send the text message quickly and we will just wait to collect the money."

"Don't call me Your Majesty. I'll say it again. My name is Zhang Yiyi. I'm not the Jade Emperor. Besides...why should I pay for your pedicure? And...who the hell are you?"

Zhang Manyi's eyes widened, and he felt his head buzzing.

10 minutes ago, after a lavish dinner of two gluten skewers, he was planning to go home and sleep.

As a result, under the dim street lights, he was stopped by the old man opposite.

His two front teeth were yellow and chipped away, his face was full of oil, he had a small mustache, and his eyes were squinting like a counterfeit drug seller.

Afterwards, this guy knelt down with a bang, and opened his mouth to say that Zhang Manyi was the Jade Emperor who came down to earth. He dragged him desperately and refused to let him go. People are chasing debts, and they want Zhang Yifu to wipe his ass...

With a grin, the yellow-toothed old man smiled brightly, and then he took out a black box from somewhere and handed it to Zhang Yiyi.

"Your Majesty, I am Taibai Jinxing, your most loyal old subordinate, Little Xingxing! Although you don't remember me yet, it doesn't matter, I have evidence... take this!"

With question marks all over his face, Zhang Yi felt a sense of solemn ceremony inexplicably, and then opened the box.

Then he saw what was inside.

The appearance is square and long, with some fancy patterns engraved on it. The black wood can be seen to have experienced the vicissitudes of time, and the line of golden characters on it looks magnificent.

Worship, Xuan Qiong is high above the Jade Emperor, Comrade Zhang Satisfied!
Relying on the accumulation of experience in the past 20 years, after three seconds, Zhang Yiyi confirmed that this thing was a tablet, exactly the same as the thing in front of the statue in the temple.

After reacting, Satisfied was a little trembling with anger.

"Are you kidding me? Is this the evidence you said? Old man... don't force me!"

"Satisfy Your Majesty, don't be angry, the Jade Emperor's rules say... If you want to be an excellent Jade Emperor, you must know how to restrain your emotions, impulsiveness is the devil! And you can rely on this brand to restore your mana. Make a wish on the brand, and you will know the other person's wish. After successfully fulfilling the wish for others, your mana can increase. Day after day, year after year, until the merits and virtues are complete, the heaven full of love and care will come back to us again!"

The old man became more and more excited as he talked, and finally clenched his fists and clenched his teeth, as if he was constipated.

I went to your uncle to complete the merits and virtues!

The hospital is on holiday today, so he came out with such a mental illness?

Trying to restrain the civilized words on his lips, Zhang Wanfu felt that he needed to calm down.

So under the night, with the dim street lights flickering, Zhang Manyi held his tablet and met the eyes of this psychopath who claimed to be Taibai Jinxing.

Eventually, the situation was interrupted by a weird phone ringing.

"I don't answer the phone because I'm sick, what's wrong with me, I'm crazy..."

Accompanied by Zhang Yiyi's blank gaze, the old man with yellow teeth took out his mobile phone from his pocket, hung up quickly after seeing the number, and then became nervous.

"Ahem, Your Majesty... I just ran away first. The debt collection has been very tight these days. I have to hide for a while. If you need anything, please call me. This is my business card! You must remember, You will always be the most handsome Xuan Qiong High God in my heart!"

After looking around, the old man with yellow teeth took out a business card from his pocket and stuffed it into Zhang Yi's hand like lightning.

After speaking, the guy went straight into the grass and disappeared.

Holding the plaque and business card, Zhang Yiyi paused slightly in the direction the old man was leaving, then turned around and ran away.

Just kidding, if this psychopath comes back, it will be troublesome!

Just like that, he ran home in one breath, locked the door with three insurances, and after all the curtains were drawn, Comrade Yixing sat down on the sofa and drank his saliva.

Then, he noticed the business card again.

But when he took a closer look at what was written on it, Zhang Satisfied almost spit out the sip of water he just drank.

The rain is flying over the funeral parlor, Liang Mandun!

At the bottom of the business card is a string of phone numbers.

It's right, it's all right!
Just say why the old man just took out a memorial tablet, and after a long time, it turned out to be a business prop!

After the sudden realization, Zhang was satisfied. After looking at the tablet again, he shook his head and threw it aside.

Although Comrade Yixing felt that he was unusual since he was a child, after all, other people's children can urinate up to 1.5 meters, but he can urinate up to [-] meters and [-], and he is yellow and fast, plus Thomas is full-spin, but things like the Jade Emperor, It's really too much.

How dare you say that if you make a wish on the sign, you will know it yourself?
Help others achieve it and get mana points?
Shouldn't this bridge section belong to Ala Deng Shen Ding?
Fell down on the sofa, Zhang Yiyi was about to go to sleep.

Before going to sleep, he also repeated his daily work, staring at a single photo of himself on the wall for about ten seconds, and then seriously sighed.

"So handsome!"

Sure enough, affirmation and praise can bring everyone a great sense of satisfaction and joy. Comrade Yiyi slept very soundly in the following time, but he entered the Nantian Gate in a dream, and he really sat in the Lingxiao Palace.

There are many officials below, the Taishang Laojun is busy smoking, the old dragon king and his brothers gather together to punch and drink, Magic Red is sweating profusely playing the pipa while holding the pipa, and the giant spirit below is singing at the top of his voice. like……

Before Zhang Yiyi could react, the law enforcement team from the Nantianmen outside rushed in with a dung fork.

It was said that Erlangshen's old yellow dog bit Lu Dongbin's ass. Lu Dongbin, who was in a bad mood because of hemorrhoid surgery, immediately quarreled with Erlangshen.

Hearing this, Comrade Satisfaction suddenly became a little angry. He patted the handrail next to him and stood up.

"The widow is an uncle, and he can't control his nephew? I'll go and see, you continue to play music and dance!"

(End of this chapter)

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