Super Treasure Bag
Chapter 529 The Toilet Blows Up
Chapter 529 The Toilet Blows Up
At about the same time, in a large farm far away in western America, several staff members were running around in a hurry.
"Where's the box?"
"I don't know, I was still here just now!"
"Look for it quickly. This is the product of the first successful experiment of a fecal compress. We are going to send it to the city for research."
"But it's true that I put it here, how could it disappear..."
"Two tons of feces were finally reduced to the size of a box after being compressed. I have to say that Dr. Sneck is really amazing."
……
I don't know the story of what happened in America, but the director of Jiakang Hospital was stunned for about ten seconds before finally slowly pulling the paste off his face.
Then, smelling the original smell from the western American prairie in his nose, his voice instantly became sharp and hoarse.
"Catch him, catch him for me!"
God knows how broken the dean is at this moment. In fact, thinking about it again, the impact of the sudden burst of two tons of compressed feces almost made him stupid.
Now that he has reacted and looked at the scene in front of him, he really can't keep his emotions stable.
"This...it's actually shit! Lu Youzhi, you god damn it, you took a bunch of shit out of his pocket!"
The fat and white dean's wife also screamed in a daze.
To her who is obsessed with cleanliness, it was as if a noble fairy was pushed to the ground by a sow, so when she cursed, she was already crying.
As for Dean Lu, he was so aggrieved that he couldn't tell.
He originally thought that Shi Dali's pocket contained valuables stolen from the hospital, but who knew that this guy contained a box of shit.
These days, who would have thought that someone would explode with a bag full of shit!
Even a god can't guard against it!
So naturally, all the anger and grievances turned into Dean Lu's roar at this moment.
Seeing that a group of doctors in front of him rushed over like zombies following the dean's order, Shi Dali pulled Chen Shuke and ran towards the elevator in panic.
There is no way, these people have changed beyond recognition, and Teacher Shi doesn't have the courage to have any overly intimate contact with them.
It just so happened that they reached the elevator entrance, the elevator door opened, and several nurses walked in.
"Principal, Mr. Liao is here, and he brought a few friends over for inspection... What, what's the matter? Is the toilet... blown up?"
The nurse was quite anxious at first, but after she finished speaking, she looked at the scene in front of her and was completely dumbfounded.
Everyone is a decent group of people, why did they become like this.
However, upon hearing these words, Dean Lu hurried over.
"Mr. Liao is here? Why did he come so suddenly? Where are you?"
The anxious voice made it seem that the dean was at a loss, and didn't even care about what happened to Shi Dali.
The nurse stared blankly at the man in front of him for ten seconds before making a sound.
"Who are you?"
"The employer is Lu Youzhi! Where is Mr. Liao?"
The anger in his stomach made Dean Lu growl again.
What kind of eyes are there, even the dean himself can't recognize him.
But the nurse was stunned again, but then shook her head.
"Nonsense, you are not the dean, you are digging shit."
In a word, Dean Lu almost spurted a mouthful of old blood from his mouth, and the other doctors looked at each other and quickly turned their heads.
It's too embarrassing, they'd better cover it up, otherwise they might not be able to get along in the future.
With his hands on his hips, Lu Youzhi was about to go crazy, but before he could speak, Shi Dali suddenly handed over some paper.
"Wipe your glasses, you probably can't see anything, right?"
The tone was full of understanding, but it made Lu Youzhi's body tremble.
"Shut up for labor and management!"
"I said it's not good. You insisted on taking it out. Now that it's like this, tell me...I'm really sorry."
"Shut up for labor and management! Call the security team and arrest him, arrest him!"
Shaking his head, Dean Lu almost jumped up when he spoke.
Then, the elevator door opened again, and several people in suits came out together.
"Where's Dean Lu? I have something to tell him... What's the matter? The toilet... exploded?"
A fat middle-aged man at the front spoke up, but he froze for a moment at the end of his words.
It seems that Lu Youzhi has seen this scene before, and Lu Youzhi is inexplicably messy, but he dare not get angry with this man, because he is the boss of Jiakang Hospital, Liao Jiakang!
This is the case with private hospitals. Lu Youzhi was hired with a high salary to build a hospital invested and built by others.
To put it simply, I work for others. Now that I see the boss, I always have to have a better attitude.
"Mr. Liao, we have been attacked. Someone is here to commit a terrorist attack. It is him! But don't worry, I will deal with it. I have notified the security team. I don't know why you came here..."
I have to say that Dean Lu is indeed not an ordinary person, and soon he had an idea, so he took off his glasses and explained directly.
But in the middle of his words, he was interrupted by Mr. Liao.
"Mr. Shi? Why are you here?"
Turning his gaze to Shi Dali, this Mr. Liao Jiakang was so excited that he almost bowed down to shake hands with Shi Dali.
Then, Dean Lu was dumbfounded, his wife was also dumbfounded, and all the doctors present were also dumbfounded.
What's the situation?
He is obviously a guy who made dung bombs to carry out terrorist attacks, but why does he seem to have a good relationship with the boss?
"You are……"
At the same time, Shi Dali frowned slightly.
He really felt familiar with the man in front of him, but he couldn't remember where he met him for a while.
"You forgot? Me, Liao Jiakang! We met outside the venue of the gambling competition before, and I gave you a business card."
It was obvious that Shi Dali was not very sure, but Liao Jiakang did not mean any embarrassment and continued to explain to Shi Dali.
This time, Teacher Shi suddenly realized.
That's right, one of the bosses outside the venue just now who wanted to invest by himself said that this inexplicable sense of familiarity came from here.
"I remembered, hello, hello."
Knowing what was going on, Shi Dali also greeted with a slight smile.
"Mr. Shi, what are you here for? Are you tempted by our hospital? So you came here specially for inspection? No problem, if you like it, we can discuss it, it's not very expensive, just go through the formalities You can change the name of the hospital here, just call it...how about Dali Hospital?"
(End of this chapter)
At about the same time, in a large farm far away in western America, several staff members were running around in a hurry.
"Where's the box?"
"I don't know, I was still here just now!"
"Look for it quickly. This is the product of the first successful experiment of a fecal compress. We are going to send it to the city for research."
"But it's true that I put it here, how could it disappear..."
"Two tons of feces were finally reduced to the size of a box after being compressed. I have to say that Dr. Sneck is really amazing."
……
I don't know the story of what happened in America, but the director of Jiakang Hospital was stunned for about ten seconds before finally slowly pulling the paste off his face.
Then, smelling the original smell from the western American prairie in his nose, his voice instantly became sharp and hoarse.
"Catch him, catch him for me!"
God knows how broken the dean is at this moment. In fact, thinking about it again, the impact of the sudden burst of two tons of compressed feces almost made him stupid.
Now that he has reacted and looked at the scene in front of him, he really can't keep his emotions stable.
"This...it's actually shit! Lu Youzhi, you god damn it, you took a bunch of shit out of his pocket!"
The fat and white dean's wife also screamed in a daze.
To her who is obsessed with cleanliness, it was as if a noble fairy was pushed to the ground by a sow, so when she cursed, she was already crying.
As for Dean Lu, he was so aggrieved that he couldn't tell.
He originally thought that Shi Dali's pocket contained valuables stolen from the hospital, but who knew that this guy contained a box of shit.
These days, who would have thought that someone would explode with a bag full of shit!
Even a god can't guard against it!
So naturally, all the anger and grievances turned into Dean Lu's roar at this moment.
Seeing that a group of doctors in front of him rushed over like zombies following the dean's order, Shi Dali pulled Chen Shuke and ran towards the elevator in panic.
There is no way, these people have changed beyond recognition, and Teacher Shi doesn't have the courage to have any overly intimate contact with them.
It just so happened that they reached the elevator entrance, the elevator door opened, and several nurses walked in.
"Principal, Mr. Liao is here, and he brought a few friends over for inspection... What, what's the matter? Is the toilet... blown up?"
The nurse was quite anxious at first, but after she finished speaking, she looked at the scene in front of her and was completely dumbfounded.
Everyone is a decent group of people, why did they become like this.
However, upon hearing these words, Dean Lu hurried over.
"Mr. Liao is here? Why did he come so suddenly? Where are you?"
The anxious voice made it seem that the dean was at a loss, and didn't even care about what happened to Shi Dali.
The nurse stared blankly at the man in front of him for ten seconds before making a sound.
"Who are you?"
"The employer is Lu Youzhi! Where is Mr. Liao?"
The anger in his stomach made Dean Lu growl again.
What kind of eyes are there, even the dean himself can't recognize him.
But the nurse was stunned again, but then shook her head.
"Nonsense, you are not the dean, you are digging shit."
In a word, Dean Lu almost spurted a mouthful of old blood from his mouth, and the other doctors looked at each other and quickly turned their heads.
It's too embarrassing, they'd better cover it up, otherwise they might not be able to get along in the future.
With his hands on his hips, Lu Youzhi was about to go crazy, but before he could speak, Shi Dali suddenly handed over some paper.
"Wipe your glasses, you probably can't see anything, right?"
The tone was full of understanding, but it made Lu Youzhi's body tremble.
"Shut up for labor and management!"
"I said it's not good. You insisted on taking it out. Now that it's like this, tell me...I'm really sorry."
"Shut up for labor and management! Call the security team and arrest him, arrest him!"
Shaking his head, Dean Lu almost jumped up when he spoke.
Then, the elevator door opened again, and several people in suits came out together.
"Where's Dean Lu? I have something to tell him... What's the matter? The toilet... exploded?"
A fat middle-aged man at the front spoke up, but he froze for a moment at the end of his words.
It seems that Lu Youzhi has seen this scene before, and Lu Youzhi is inexplicably messy, but he dare not get angry with this man, because he is the boss of Jiakang Hospital, Liao Jiakang!
This is the case with private hospitals. Lu Youzhi was hired with a high salary to build a hospital invested and built by others.
To put it simply, I work for others. Now that I see the boss, I always have to have a better attitude.
"Mr. Liao, we have been attacked. Someone is here to commit a terrorist attack. It is him! But don't worry, I will deal with it. I have notified the security team. I don't know why you came here..."
I have to say that Dean Lu is indeed not an ordinary person, and soon he had an idea, so he took off his glasses and explained directly.
But in the middle of his words, he was interrupted by Mr. Liao.
"Mr. Shi? Why are you here?"
Turning his gaze to Shi Dali, this Mr. Liao Jiakang was so excited that he almost bowed down to shake hands with Shi Dali.
Then, Dean Lu was dumbfounded, his wife was also dumbfounded, and all the doctors present were also dumbfounded.
What's the situation?
He is obviously a guy who made dung bombs to carry out terrorist attacks, but why does he seem to have a good relationship with the boss?
"You are……"
At the same time, Shi Dali frowned slightly.
He really felt familiar with the man in front of him, but he couldn't remember where he met him for a while.
"You forgot? Me, Liao Jiakang! We met outside the venue of the gambling competition before, and I gave you a business card."
It was obvious that Shi Dali was not very sure, but Liao Jiakang did not mean any embarrassment and continued to explain to Shi Dali.
This time, Teacher Shi suddenly realized.
That's right, one of the bosses outside the venue just now who wanted to invest by himself said that this inexplicable sense of familiarity came from here.
"I remembered, hello, hello."
Knowing what was going on, Shi Dali also greeted with a slight smile.
"Mr. Shi, what are you here for? Are you tempted by our hospital? So you came here specially for inspection? No problem, if you like it, we can discuss it, it's not very expensive, just go through the formalities You can change the name of the hospital here, just call it...how about Dali Hospital?"
(End of this chapter)
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