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Chapter 178 Everyone is happy
Chapter 178 Everyone is happy
Song Yanyan looked angrily at the middle-aged man behind him, what's wrong with all this, isn't Brother Meng telling the truth, why are these people so angry?
The fat man huddled silently in his seat, muttering silently in his heart, I don't know him, I don't know Qin Meng, don't look for me, I'm innocent.
However, he really admired Brother Meng for daring to make such a group mockery. It is estimated that by doing this, the purpose of promoting the ability bureau has also been achieved.
Come, join the Ability Bureau, this is a place that carries dreams, wealth, and a sense of honor, don't hesitate!
"Hehe, classmate Qin Meng, that's really humorous." Liu Yue could only choose to help him smooth things over. If it was on other programs, she might join the party that denounced Qin Meng.
Next, Qin Meng demonstrated what sarcasm is. More and more people watched the live broadcast, and the anger from the masses on the Internet became more and more obvious...
Qin Meng opened the system panel and took a look. He was overjoyed at first, and the dense zeros almost made him smile like an idiot. Fortunately, he held back, and then his expression became a little helpless.
Name: Qin Meng
Abilities: [Basic attribute enhancement] [Psychic power (three stars): can be upgraded] [Elementary proficiency in animal language]
Rage value: 2023...
Lottery ticket: none ([-] rage points can be exchanged for one.)
Space: None.
Fortunately, it turned out to be a wave of fatness, and he gained 2000 million anger points at once. Compared with the hard work of calling scammers every day and asking the fat man to get up to pee in the middle of the night, this was a huge sum of money.
It's a helpless thing, it really isn't such a good thing, there is an upper limit to the anger value obtained at one time, here, after obtaining 2000 million anger points at one time, there has been no increase, I just don't know how long this cool-down period is long.
Liu Yue felt a little tired. She kept trying to help Qin Meng smooth things over, but Qin Meng kept teasing her. She wondered if Qin Meng would be slapped secretly if he ran out, or if someone would directly block the door of the TV station?
Therefore, Liu Yue planned to make the last attempt. If Qin Meng continued to tease her, she would be too lazy to care about it. She could do whatever she liked, and she, the former neighbor's sister, had done enough.
"You're joking with everyone, right?"
Qin Meng looked stunned, "Yes, I was just joking, isn't my joke funny?"
With 100% acting skills, Qin Meng played a character who can't tell jokes, but thinks he is good at telling jokes, even the opposite Liu Yue is unbelievable.
She laughed a few times in embarrassment, and asked cautiously, "Really telling a joke?"
Qin Meng spread his hands: "It goes without saying, I think the joke just now was played very well, don't you see that you are laughing too?"
Liu Yue was smiling, but she was MMP in her heart.
There was another polarized scene at the scene, and most of the female group laughed, Yingying Yanyan is so lively, and the men all have gloomy faces, with expressions of being forced to eat something, aggrieved No way.
On the Internet, the female fans who were captured by Qin Meng suddenly regained their righteousness and suppressed all other comments, densely packed.
"Little brother is so handsome, licking the screen!"
"That cute look, I love it!"
"I knew that little brother is not such a superficial person, hehe, the joke is quite funny, come on!"
As for the other remarks, I don't know if it's because the reversal came too quickly, or because they were trying to find a flaw in Qin Meng's statement, anyway, the screen was full of female fans' speeches.
Seeing this situation, Liu Yue hurriedly said: "Student Qin Meng, this joke is really unique. Let's watch two videos. This is the actual combat video of the battle between the Supernatural Bureau and the monster. The content has been edited and slightly bloody. Please do not watch it if you are a minor or have a history of heart disease!"
And a video?Qin Meng glanced at Liu Yue in surprise, why didn't I know, why didn't you say anything?
Liu Yue ignored him. This was explained by the leaders above. It doesn't matter what Qin Meng said today, as long as it attracts enough viewers, it will be enough to release the edited video, and finally promote a wave of abilities College is OK.
Most of the videos that follow are members of the Superpower Bureau, showing various scenes of superpowers abusing monsters in various ways. Of course, there is also a video of Qin Meng's handsome remote control flying sword defeating enemies.
And the video of him grabbing a giant python more than ten meters long and violently beating him. In that video, Qin Meng was still wearing a simple vest and shorts, revealing his figure without a doubt. Those well-fitting muscles would not make Qin Meng look cruel. , On the contrary, it adds a bit of strength to the beauty.
He is by no means a good-looking guy, he is a warrior, a super soldier who can use a python as a whip.
After the video was played, there was no sound at the scene, and even the Internet suddenly stopped. The man who wanted to throw his shoes on, wiped the sweat from his forehead with a guilty conscience, but fortunately he didn't throw it out, otherwise...
A passage appeared at the bottom of the next video.
Sichuan Province University’s Ability College, the first enrollment has started. You are welcome to call the hotline below to register enthusiastically. It doesn’t matter if you have already filled out your volunteers. As long as you meet our requirements, we will discuss with the school that admitted you. The hotline: 818819820.
"What's going on? Doesn't superpowers depend on awakening? What's the use of joining the superpower academy?"
"What does this academy teach? How to subdue demons?"
"I'll go, I believe it now, our No. [-] scholar may indeed be a little confused, look at his expression."
Qin Meng's expression is a bit ugly, it's not that he was tricked, this video doesn't matter, and he doesn't care if he shows his face, the key question is whether he will be selected for an interview next time in the Ability Bureau?So it looks a little serious.
After thinking for a long time, the final conclusion is that he has attracted so many people to watch the live broadcast today. The supernatural person will not let him go on this topic task. Don’t worry, at worst, let Yan Yan act like a baby. The doctor said that his stomach is not very good, and it is recommended not to eat too hard meals.
Soon, the show was over, and the number of live broadcasters had reached more than one million. If the TV station's website couldn't handle it, the number would increase.
Qin Meng's answers to netizens' questions in the following period were quite satisfactory, and there were no comments that attracted too much hatred. They were mainly about issues about qualifications and the awakening of superpowers. Not everyone can awaken, and the older they are, the more they awaken. The lower the probability, these superpower bureaus have developed ways to identify them.
So everyone confirmed that Qin Meng was really telling bad jokes at first, but his talent for telling jokes was simply astonishing.
After the live broadcast was over, Liu Yuechang let out a sigh. She was so tired doing the show with Qin Meng, and it felt more tiring than doing a day's show.
"You go, I won't send it off," Liu Yue waved her hand weakly.
"Hehe, you are welcome, everyone is happy, a complete success, congratulations!"
Liu Yue was powerless to complain, looking at Qin Meng's sincerely happy smile, she expressed that she couldn't figure out the brain circuits of young people nowadays, is she out of date?
(End of this chapter)
Song Yanyan looked angrily at the middle-aged man behind him, what's wrong with all this, isn't Brother Meng telling the truth, why are these people so angry?
The fat man huddled silently in his seat, muttering silently in his heart, I don't know him, I don't know Qin Meng, don't look for me, I'm innocent.
However, he really admired Brother Meng for daring to make such a group mockery. It is estimated that by doing this, the purpose of promoting the ability bureau has also been achieved.
Come, join the Ability Bureau, this is a place that carries dreams, wealth, and a sense of honor, don't hesitate!
"Hehe, classmate Qin Meng, that's really humorous." Liu Yue could only choose to help him smooth things over. If it was on other programs, she might join the party that denounced Qin Meng.
Next, Qin Meng demonstrated what sarcasm is. More and more people watched the live broadcast, and the anger from the masses on the Internet became more and more obvious...
Qin Meng opened the system panel and took a look. He was overjoyed at first, and the dense zeros almost made him smile like an idiot. Fortunately, he held back, and then his expression became a little helpless.
Name: Qin Meng
Abilities: [Basic attribute enhancement] [Psychic power (three stars): can be upgraded] [Elementary proficiency in animal language]
Rage value: 2023...
Lottery ticket: none ([-] rage points can be exchanged for one.)
Space: None.
Fortunately, it turned out to be a wave of fatness, and he gained 2000 million anger points at once. Compared with the hard work of calling scammers every day and asking the fat man to get up to pee in the middle of the night, this was a huge sum of money.
It's a helpless thing, it really isn't such a good thing, there is an upper limit to the anger value obtained at one time, here, after obtaining 2000 million anger points at one time, there has been no increase, I just don't know how long this cool-down period is long.
Liu Yue felt a little tired. She kept trying to help Qin Meng smooth things over, but Qin Meng kept teasing her. She wondered if Qin Meng would be slapped secretly if he ran out, or if someone would directly block the door of the TV station?
Therefore, Liu Yue planned to make the last attempt. If Qin Meng continued to tease her, she would be too lazy to care about it. She could do whatever she liked, and she, the former neighbor's sister, had done enough.
"You're joking with everyone, right?"
Qin Meng looked stunned, "Yes, I was just joking, isn't my joke funny?"
With 100% acting skills, Qin Meng played a character who can't tell jokes, but thinks he is good at telling jokes, even the opposite Liu Yue is unbelievable.
She laughed a few times in embarrassment, and asked cautiously, "Really telling a joke?"
Qin Meng spread his hands: "It goes without saying, I think the joke just now was played very well, don't you see that you are laughing too?"
Liu Yue was smiling, but she was MMP in her heart.
There was another polarized scene at the scene, and most of the female group laughed, Yingying Yanyan is so lively, and the men all have gloomy faces, with expressions of being forced to eat something, aggrieved No way.
On the Internet, the female fans who were captured by Qin Meng suddenly regained their righteousness and suppressed all other comments, densely packed.
"Little brother is so handsome, licking the screen!"
"That cute look, I love it!"
"I knew that little brother is not such a superficial person, hehe, the joke is quite funny, come on!"
As for the other remarks, I don't know if it's because the reversal came too quickly, or because they were trying to find a flaw in Qin Meng's statement, anyway, the screen was full of female fans' speeches.
Seeing this situation, Liu Yue hurriedly said: "Student Qin Meng, this joke is really unique. Let's watch two videos. This is the actual combat video of the battle between the Supernatural Bureau and the monster. The content has been edited and slightly bloody. Please do not watch it if you are a minor or have a history of heart disease!"
And a video?Qin Meng glanced at Liu Yue in surprise, why didn't I know, why didn't you say anything?
Liu Yue ignored him. This was explained by the leaders above. It doesn't matter what Qin Meng said today, as long as it attracts enough viewers, it will be enough to release the edited video, and finally promote a wave of abilities College is OK.
Most of the videos that follow are members of the Superpower Bureau, showing various scenes of superpowers abusing monsters in various ways. Of course, there is also a video of Qin Meng's handsome remote control flying sword defeating enemies.
And the video of him grabbing a giant python more than ten meters long and violently beating him. In that video, Qin Meng was still wearing a simple vest and shorts, revealing his figure without a doubt. Those well-fitting muscles would not make Qin Meng look cruel. , On the contrary, it adds a bit of strength to the beauty.
He is by no means a good-looking guy, he is a warrior, a super soldier who can use a python as a whip.
After the video was played, there was no sound at the scene, and even the Internet suddenly stopped. The man who wanted to throw his shoes on, wiped the sweat from his forehead with a guilty conscience, but fortunately he didn't throw it out, otherwise...
A passage appeared at the bottom of the next video.
Sichuan Province University’s Ability College, the first enrollment has started. You are welcome to call the hotline below to register enthusiastically. It doesn’t matter if you have already filled out your volunteers. As long as you meet our requirements, we will discuss with the school that admitted you. The hotline: 818819820.
"What's going on? Doesn't superpowers depend on awakening? What's the use of joining the superpower academy?"
"What does this academy teach? How to subdue demons?"
"I'll go, I believe it now, our No. [-] scholar may indeed be a little confused, look at his expression."
Qin Meng's expression is a bit ugly, it's not that he was tricked, this video doesn't matter, and he doesn't care if he shows his face, the key question is whether he will be selected for an interview next time in the Ability Bureau?So it looks a little serious.
After thinking for a long time, the final conclusion is that he has attracted so many people to watch the live broadcast today. The supernatural person will not let him go on this topic task. Don’t worry, at worst, let Yan Yan act like a baby. The doctor said that his stomach is not very good, and it is recommended not to eat too hard meals.
Soon, the show was over, and the number of live broadcasters had reached more than one million. If the TV station's website couldn't handle it, the number would increase.
Qin Meng's answers to netizens' questions in the following period were quite satisfactory, and there were no comments that attracted too much hatred. They were mainly about issues about qualifications and the awakening of superpowers. Not everyone can awaken, and the older they are, the more they awaken. The lower the probability, these superpower bureaus have developed ways to identify them.
So everyone confirmed that Qin Meng was really telling bad jokes at first, but his talent for telling jokes was simply astonishing.
After the live broadcast was over, Liu Yuechang let out a sigh. She was so tired doing the show with Qin Meng, and it felt more tiring than doing a day's show.
"You go, I won't send it off," Liu Yue waved her hand weakly.
"Hehe, you are welcome, everyone is happy, a complete success, congratulations!"
Liu Yue was powerless to complain, looking at Qin Meng's sincerely happy smile, she expressed that she couldn't figure out the brain circuits of young people nowadays, is she out of date?
(End of this chapter)
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