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Chapter 59 "Speak" to protect the country!
"Shanhe, anyway, I don't have anything to do recently, come to my place quickly, and accompany me to learn martial arts."

Having nothing to do, Yan Zeming made a voice call, woke up Yu Shanhe who was still sleeping, and wanted to exchange martial arts with him.

"Coordinates?" On the other end of the voice, Yu Shanhe asked in a daze.

"The mail has been given to you. There is a fortress of the alliance members nearby, so there is no need to pave the road."

After working hard for a long time, the two sides met again.Since it's mutual brushing martial arts, it can't be the same as yesterday, one person and one team.Yu Shanhe sent two main forces from the main city to attack Yan Zeming's main city in seconds.After a while, the troops of the two sides met again, and unexpectedly, Yan Zeming, who was enjoying the bonus of the main city's facilities, was defeated!
"Oh, I'm going, I was careless! I forgot to change yesterday's team back!"

"Is it intentional? I think your skin is itchy again." Yu Shanhe was a little angry, he felt that he was humiliated again.

"Am I that boring? Besides, the resources of the wandering army are already in short supply. Why should I do this?"

Judging from his tone, it didn't seem like he was lying, and Yu Shanhe didn't pursue it any further.The three core military generals have all been seriously injured, and they will definitely not be able to continue their expedition in a short time.Four or five hours is really tormenting, but Yu Shanhe has nothing else to do, he can only play other games to pass the time.

Yu Shanhe, who was raising points in single row, heard the beeping sound coming from the news from time to time.At first, he didn't pay attention, thinking that Yan Zeming was looking for him.Later, I saw that there was no movement in Yu Shanhe for a long time, so the frequency of the "didi" sound became faster and faster.At this moment, Yu Shanhe realized that the person looking for him was definitely not Yan Zeming!If it were Yan Zeming, he would directly make a voice call or a mobile phone call instead of constantly clicking on messages.However, the game is still going on. During this period, both sides are looking for opportunities to start a team. How can I be distracted?

3 minutes later
Defeat!fail!
"What the hell, I want to find out today, what is the important matter that deserves someone to go to great lengths to find me!" Yu Shanhe, who lost the game, was furious.

[Jun's Landing] Alliance chat group.

Xiaojiu: @液叶知秋.

Chilling: @满叶知秋.

Xingchen: @液叶知秋.monarch!
Falling Ye Zhiqiu: Didn't I say it, you should ask the prime minister for big matters, and solve small things by yourself, so why don't you listen!

Xiaojiu: No, Your Majesty, look at the Prime Minister, he. He.
Fallen Leaves Zhiqiu: What's wrong, you're driving a crane back?

A sword breaks the sky: The Prime Minister has gone crazy!
Um?What's going on, Yan Zeming is going crazy?Can't.Could it be that you have been under too much pressure recently?That's not the case, he has such a strong ability to resist pressure, how can he go crazy when he says he's crazy?At this time, Yu Shanhe was still in a daze, he didn't even know the reason of the matter.Suddenly, Yan Zeming sent another message, a voice message.Now, Yu Shanhe completely believed that Yan Zeming was really crazy.Others don't know him, but Yu Shanhe knows that, except for very important things, he won't speak.However, he is also very curious, what is it that makes Yan Zeming feel very important?He clicked on the voice, and after listening for a while, he turned it off.Because, he didn't understand what Yan Zeming was talking about at all!It wasn't until he opened up the previous chat records that he realized that what Yan Zeming said was not just this passage.

"Hi everyone, I am Prime Minister Yixiao who is determined to usurp the throne."

"Just now an idiot ran over to me and asked me with a smile, Prime Minister, what happened recently. I was stunned, what can happen recently? The man didn't answer, and sent a few battle reports backhanded. I saw , Alas! It turned out to be the battle report when the foolish monarch asked me to compete."

"The idiot monarch this morning knew that I was going up the mountain, so he ran up to me without hesitation, knelt down in front of me, kowtowed constantly, and asked me to teach him how to play Ma Chao. I said, 'Okay, okay, you get up first, And listen to me slowly explain'."

"I said, 'Although your team like Ma Chao is powerful, you can't learn his essence. As we all know, Ma Chao wants to bring [non-attack]. The double-chasing tactic doesn’t work, so I have to change it! He was not convinced, thinking that I had deceived him. I said, ‘If you don’t believe me, send your team to attack, and I will demonstrate it to you’.”

"He sent troops to attack with a 'snap', so fast! He, Ma Chao, was holding a spear in his hand, and was about to launch an ordinary attack on me. Unfortunately, I, Lu Meng [Crossing the River in White Clothes] plus [War Will Break Gold], was sealed The normal attack of his three generals. He was dumbfounded, how can I play this? Next, it’s my shot round. The foolish monarch thought his [war must break gold] could seal me Ma Chao, you are so naive! One-handed 'epee has no front, Ma Chao does not attack' and directly ignores the effect of fighting cowardice! This is the advantage of my [No Attack] Ma Chao! It stands to reason that traditional kung fu should stop, so I smiled , Stop your hand. The foolish monarch also admitted that I am indeed slightly superior, and the damage caused by the [not attacking] just now, he himself cannot avoid it."

"I was ready to strike back and go back to the city, but who would have thought that this idiot who suddenly attacked me was Wei Yan's "Surprise Soldiers Rejecting the North"! I saw that something was wrong, so I immediately sent Guan Mei who had learned the double-chasing tactics, Guan Yinping! But I was careless! I forgot the order of the generals’ moves, which is to take the initiative to fight first, and then chase. Good guy, a [Women’s Battle Formation] puts myself into a state of cowardice! In this way, I can’t attack normally, and even Unable to trigger the pursuit tactics!"

([Heroine Battle Formation]: Increase the damage of self-attack by 12.5%-25%, and at the same time launch an active tactical attack on the enemy group every round, with a damage rate of 60%-120% (affected by the level of tactics), but Unable to perform normal attacks.)
"Next, it's the second round. Ma Chao's cowardice (preparation) effect didn't take effect. Damn, this 90.00% production rate is so fake! Ma Chao cooperates with Zhang Liao's command tactics, plus Wei Yan's command tactics killed half of my forward troops in one round. After 5 minutes, I looked at Ma Chao, Guan Yinping, and Lu Meng, who were completely annihilated by me, and I said stop. After 10 minutes, the serious injuries were over. I'm rested."

"I said, 'Young man, you don't talk about martial arts'! The stupid monarch kept apologizing, 'Ah, I'm sorry, the prime minister smiled, I... I don't understand the rules'. He said he was talking about playing around, he didn't It’s a mess, it’s serious, it’s not enough to eat me and not attack Ma Chao, you also want to eat my other teams. I advise this stupid monarch, rats are like juice!”

Falling Ye Zhiqiu: God damn it, I worked tirelessly to kneel in front of you.Obviously you are the one who came to me and said that you want to exchange martial arts!As a result, you forgot to change your team and tactics, and this scene happened.Don't be 13 faces!
Xiao Jiu: Oh, the truth?
Everything you think about is what you wish for: The master of Hunyuan Xingyi Tai Chi will protect the country with a smile?
Falling Ye Zhiqiu: What the hell, just smile to protect the country?His surname is Yan, and his name is Yan Baoguo!

(End of this chapter)