The beginning of the Three Kingdoms Cheng Yuanzhi
Chapter 171 Alcohol Is Piercing Intestinal Poison, Color Is Bone Scraping
Chapter 171 Alcohol Is Piercing Intestinal Poison, Color Is Bone Scraping
On the other side, Chang'an City.
Li Jue learned that Guo Si had received the imperial decree, and he was granted the title of Marquis of Wei and Sanfu of the Governor.At this time, the defense is being stepped up and the troops are being rectified, but the meaning is unclear.Immediately furious:
"Guo Bang and I are planning big things together, and each occupies half of Chang'an, but today he wants to murder me. If I don't strike first, I will be murdered by him."
So he quietly rectified the troops and horses of his headquarters, intending to counterattack Guo Si.
The two armies are in the same city, so it's hard to avoid such movements and movements.
Someone had reported the change of Li Jue's army to Guo Si long ago.Guo Si jumped up against the case and said angrily:
"Your Majesty ordered me to attack him. I didn't want to attack at first. I raised troops to give up Chang'an. I gave in so much, but he wanted to kill me instead. How dare a man do that!"
So they ordered all the armored soldiers in the headquarters to kill Li Jue.
The two armies were originally an alliance, their garrisons were adjacent to each other, and their barracks faced each other. When the battle started, the battlefield was not limited to one place, and the whole city was full of shouts for killing.
It's like the end of the world.
The tens of thousands of soldiers from the two places fought fiercely back and forth in the streets and alleys of Chang'an City, going in and out.
During this period, some rebels took advantage of the situation to loot houses, rob people's wives, daughters, and property.
The city of Chang'an suddenly became chaotic.
Li Jue led his troops to kill indiscriminately for a while.Just in time, Guo Si led his troops to meet him.The two ran horses and horses on the street, fighting each other to the death.
After several rounds of battle, Guo Bang was defeated, and with a feint shot, he led the army back in panic.
Li Jue followed closely behind, charged at the rear of Guo Si's army for a while, then withdrew his troops and returned to the city, killed all the rest of Guo Si's troops in the city, and led his own troops to occupy Chang'an exclusively.
Guo Si had no choice but to lead his troops back to the north of the Weihe River, occupy the three counties in the north of the Weihe River, and prepare his troops for another battle.
After this battle, both sides lost nearly 2 soldiers and horses each, with only [-] horses left, and there was no energy left to fight again.
The situation is temporarily stalemate,
Yecheng, the General's Mansion.
After everything was settled, Cheng Yuanzhi suddenly felt his head was heavy and his body was extremely tired. He knew that it was the sequela caused by drinking too much alcohol last night and outputting too much at night.
He left Zhao Yun and Su Gai who were frowning and thinking, turned back to the inner courtyard, grabbed the "Cai Yan" brand human-shaped pillow, and fell asleep.
When I woke up again, it was already the second day, and the sky was bright.
Cheng Yuanzhi woke up with an empty head, touched the pillow subconsciously, and found that Cai Yan was no longer there, so he sat up, rubbed his temples and muttered:
"The ancients said that wine is a poison that pierces the intestines, and sex is a steel knife that scrapes bones. These words are really wise and famous. From today on, I should quit wine and use sex with caution..."
As soon as he finished speaking, he smelled a gust of fragrant wind blowing towards his face.
Looking up, I saw Cai Yan's light figure, floating gracefully and gracefully, as if her feet didn't touch the ground.She was holding a tray with a bowl of steaming chicken soup on it.
The tangy aroma drilled down the nostrils into the stomach.
Cheng Yuanzhi was feeling hungry, so he picked up the bowl and took a big gulp.I only felt the fragrance on my lips and teeth, the warmth in my chest, and the warmth in my stomach. With a "hiss", I closed my eyes and sighed:
“Good soup!”
After that, he finished the chicken soup in a few mouthfuls, licked the mouth of the bowl clean, and praised: "This is the best delicacy in the world."
Cai Yan took the bowl and waved his hand, and the waitress who had already had quick eyes brought another bowl.
Cheng Yuanzhi drank three bowls in a row before he burped in satisfaction, with a satisfied expression on his face.
Feeling that the lost hundreds of millions of physical strength seemed to have returned a lot, he raised his eyes to look at Cai Yan, and boasted:
"Madam is really ingenious. She can write poems, go to the kitchen, enter the hall, and go to school..."
Cai Yan smiled happily after being praised, and giggled, knowing that the second half of the sentence must not be a good one, so she gave him a blank look, and asked curiously:
"What can I do?"
Cheng Yuanzhi chuckled, listened to him, and whispered, "It's a big bed!"
Two red clouds flew over Cai Yan's fair and pretty face, whispered "I hate it", and shyly snuggled up to her.
Cheng Yuanzhi hastily embraced it, deeply moved.
Cai Yan at this time is the most attractive time.Can understand the jokes, keep up with the speed of the car, and reveal the dark words at the slightest bit. The cooperation between the two gradually became seamless.
It was completely different from the first year or two when we first got married. At that time, she could only be described as "a piece of wood that will not move".
While thinking, Cheng Yuanzhi's fingers twitched a few times, smelling the lady's fragrance in his mouth and nose.
He looked up at the sky and saw that it was still early, so he threw the decision of "being careful with wine and sex" that he had just made into the sky...
……
It was almost noon, and Cheng Yuanzhi made great efforts to break out of the gentle village and come to the backyard.
He felt that he couldn't be so depraved, hanging around in the inner room all day.We should take the opportunity to exercise and exercise, and strive to realize the dream of living to be a hundred years old.
Cheng Yuanzhi put on his horse stance, made a starting gesture, and played Tai Chi.
But because the whole body was weak and only soft but not strong, this fist did not look like Tai Chi at all.
In a few moments, Cheng Yuanzhi was exhausted before he finished his soft and weak eight punches. He leaned on the railing, slumped in the gazebo with a blushing face and a thick neck, panting like a cow.
Su Gai walked over as if no one was there, and seeing this scene, he smiled and said mockingly, "What kind of boxing did the commander practice today? Why are you so tired that you can't even walk?"
Cheng Yuanzhi sat up straight in embarrassment, and reprimanded: "Go, go, stay here, don't hinder me from exercising."
Sugai didn't talk back, stepped into the pavilion, sat on the side by himself, crossed his legs against the pillar, took out a book made of yellow brocade silk from his arms, squinted at the sun, and sighed. It looked delicious.
I was immersed in it in an instant.
Cheng Yuanzhi poked his head and saw that the pages of the book were full of beautiful women with little clothes, posing in various attractive shapes, and the content challenged the bottom line of this era.
Then he took the book away with a long hand, and asked seriously:
"Xiao Dai, where did this book come from?"
When he realized that the treasure book had been taken away, Su Gai became anxious and jumped up, but he didn't dare to play tricks with the commander, so he could only stare at the book in Cheng Yuanzhi's hand, and replied honestly:
"Tang You brought it out of the palace, and said it was used by the eunuchs and concubines. I saw that it looked good, so I..."
Cheng Yuanzhi waved his hand and stared: "It looks good? You can't read it even if it looks good! This is a book for women, how can you read it? How decent is it!"
Sugai lowered his head and said nothing, with no guilt on his face.
Seeing his dissatisfaction, Cheng Yuanzhi said earnestly: "You are an imposing man, you should have lofty aspirations, how can you be obsessed with such rubbish books! Today the world is uncertain and the country is in chaos, you should read more books that make great achievements!"
Su Gai said in a low voice: "Marshal, I know, I will never read it again, so can you return the book to me..."
"Impossible!" Cheng Yuanzhi stuffed the book into his sleeve pocket casually, and said with a serious face, "I confiscated this book, and I will return it to you when the world is unified!"
One world?
Sugai immediately put on a sad face, and argued: "Commander, if you want to read it, you can take it. You don't need to use such a big reason to fool me with such a lame excuse."
Cheng Yuanzhi glanced at Sugai angrily: "In your eyes, am I the kind of person who takes love for sex?"
You are... Sugai's eyes widened: "Marshal, when will the world be unified?"
Cheng Yuanzhi frowned and thought about the time to rule the world in the original time and space: "It will probably take 84 years at the longest, and 69 years if it is short."
Sugai was taken aback, and said to himself, I just read a little book, and I have to wait until the world is unified, and I have to wait so long for 69 years?
At that time, even if I'm still alive, I won't be able to do anything, so what's the use of this book?
It's too difficult for me to have such an unreliable handsome man...
Cheng Yuanzhi comforted: "Don't worry, if you are lucky and move fast enough, maybe within twelve or three years, you will be able to dominate the world."
Sugai hurriedly counted with his fingers: I am 23 this year, how old will I be in 13 years?I haven't learned numbers above ten, what should I do if I can't figure them out?
Eh, never mind, anyway, he is probably in his 30s or less than 40 years old.
Well, at that time, I should still be very strong, and I could do all kinds of light and heavy work, so I could barely accept this condition.
Thinking of this, Sugai said seriously: "Marshal, you can't break your promise. You must return the book to me after 13 years. There is only one book like this in the whole world."
"I haven't learned it yet... just read it."
Cheng Yuanzhi was secretly amused, and nodded solemnly, "One word from a gentleman, one whip."
Sugai walked away angrily, and was able to wring out water in a gloomy mood.
While walking, while kicking the small stones on the ground, while thinking,
Hmph, what an unreliable handsome you are, how dare you take away what I love!
You see if I peek at you tonight, that's it!
(End of this chapter)
On the other side, Chang'an City.
Li Jue learned that Guo Si had received the imperial decree, and he was granted the title of Marquis of Wei and Sanfu of the Governor.At this time, the defense is being stepped up and the troops are being rectified, but the meaning is unclear.Immediately furious:
"Guo Bang and I are planning big things together, and each occupies half of Chang'an, but today he wants to murder me. If I don't strike first, I will be murdered by him."
So he quietly rectified the troops and horses of his headquarters, intending to counterattack Guo Si.
The two armies are in the same city, so it's hard to avoid such movements and movements.
Someone had reported the change of Li Jue's army to Guo Si long ago.Guo Si jumped up against the case and said angrily:
"Your Majesty ordered me to attack him. I didn't want to attack at first. I raised troops to give up Chang'an. I gave in so much, but he wanted to kill me instead. How dare a man do that!"
So they ordered all the armored soldiers in the headquarters to kill Li Jue.
The two armies were originally an alliance, their garrisons were adjacent to each other, and their barracks faced each other. When the battle started, the battlefield was not limited to one place, and the whole city was full of shouts for killing.
It's like the end of the world.
The tens of thousands of soldiers from the two places fought fiercely back and forth in the streets and alleys of Chang'an City, going in and out.
During this period, some rebels took advantage of the situation to loot houses, rob people's wives, daughters, and property.
The city of Chang'an suddenly became chaotic.
Li Jue led his troops to kill indiscriminately for a while.Just in time, Guo Si led his troops to meet him.The two ran horses and horses on the street, fighting each other to the death.
After several rounds of battle, Guo Bang was defeated, and with a feint shot, he led the army back in panic.
Li Jue followed closely behind, charged at the rear of Guo Si's army for a while, then withdrew his troops and returned to the city, killed all the rest of Guo Si's troops in the city, and led his own troops to occupy Chang'an exclusively.
Guo Si had no choice but to lead his troops back to the north of the Weihe River, occupy the three counties in the north of the Weihe River, and prepare his troops for another battle.
After this battle, both sides lost nearly 2 soldiers and horses each, with only [-] horses left, and there was no energy left to fight again.
The situation is temporarily stalemate,
Yecheng, the General's Mansion.
After everything was settled, Cheng Yuanzhi suddenly felt his head was heavy and his body was extremely tired. He knew that it was the sequela caused by drinking too much alcohol last night and outputting too much at night.
He left Zhao Yun and Su Gai who were frowning and thinking, turned back to the inner courtyard, grabbed the "Cai Yan" brand human-shaped pillow, and fell asleep.
When I woke up again, it was already the second day, and the sky was bright.
Cheng Yuanzhi woke up with an empty head, touched the pillow subconsciously, and found that Cai Yan was no longer there, so he sat up, rubbed his temples and muttered:
"The ancients said that wine is a poison that pierces the intestines, and sex is a steel knife that scrapes bones. These words are really wise and famous. From today on, I should quit wine and use sex with caution..."
As soon as he finished speaking, he smelled a gust of fragrant wind blowing towards his face.
Looking up, I saw Cai Yan's light figure, floating gracefully and gracefully, as if her feet didn't touch the ground.She was holding a tray with a bowl of steaming chicken soup on it.
The tangy aroma drilled down the nostrils into the stomach.
Cheng Yuanzhi was feeling hungry, so he picked up the bowl and took a big gulp.I only felt the fragrance on my lips and teeth, the warmth in my chest, and the warmth in my stomach. With a "hiss", I closed my eyes and sighed:
“Good soup!”
After that, he finished the chicken soup in a few mouthfuls, licked the mouth of the bowl clean, and praised: "This is the best delicacy in the world."
Cai Yan took the bowl and waved his hand, and the waitress who had already had quick eyes brought another bowl.
Cheng Yuanzhi drank three bowls in a row before he burped in satisfaction, with a satisfied expression on his face.
Feeling that the lost hundreds of millions of physical strength seemed to have returned a lot, he raised his eyes to look at Cai Yan, and boasted:
"Madam is really ingenious. She can write poems, go to the kitchen, enter the hall, and go to school..."
Cai Yan smiled happily after being praised, and giggled, knowing that the second half of the sentence must not be a good one, so she gave him a blank look, and asked curiously:
"What can I do?"
Cheng Yuanzhi chuckled, listened to him, and whispered, "It's a big bed!"
Two red clouds flew over Cai Yan's fair and pretty face, whispered "I hate it", and shyly snuggled up to her.
Cheng Yuanzhi hastily embraced it, deeply moved.
Cai Yan at this time is the most attractive time.Can understand the jokes, keep up with the speed of the car, and reveal the dark words at the slightest bit. The cooperation between the two gradually became seamless.
It was completely different from the first year or two when we first got married. At that time, she could only be described as "a piece of wood that will not move".
While thinking, Cheng Yuanzhi's fingers twitched a few times, smelling the lady's fragrance in his mouth and nose.
He looked up at the sky and saw that it was still early, so he threw the decision of "being careful with wine and sex" that he had just made into the sky...
……
It was almost noon, and Cheng Yuanzhi made great efforts to break out of the gentle village and come to the backyard.
He felt that he couldn't be so depraved, hanging around in the inner room all day.We should take the opportunity to exercise and exercise, and strive to realize the dream of living to be a hundred years old.
Cheng Yuanzhi put on his horse stance, made a starting gesture, and played Tai Chi.
But because the whole body was weak and only soft but not strong, this fist did not look like Tai Chi at all.
In a few moments, Cheng Yuanzhi was exhausted before he finished his soft and weak eight punches. He leaned on the railing, slumped in the gazebo with a blushing face and a thick neck, panting like a cow.
Su Gai walked over as if no one was there, and seeing this scene, he smiled and said mockingly, "What kind of boxing did the commander practice today? Why are you so tired that you can't even walk?"
Cheng Yuanzhi sat up straight in embarrassment, and reprimanded: "Go, go, stay here, don't hinder me from exercising."
Sugai didn't talk back, stepped into the pavilion, sat on the side by himself, crossed his legs against the pillar, took out a book made of yellow brocade silk from his arms, squinted at the sun, and sighed. It looked delicious.
I was immersed in it in an instant.
Cheng Yuanzhi poked his head and saw that the pages of the book were full of beautiful women with little clothes, posing in various attractive shapes, and the content challenged the bottom line of this era.
Then he took the book away with a long hand, and asked seriously:
"Xiao Dai, where did this book come from?"
When he realized that the treasure book had been taken away, Su Gai became anxious and jumped up, but he didn't dare to play tricks with the commander, so he could only stare at the book in Cheng Yuanzhi's hand, and replied honestly:
"Tang You brought it out of the palace, and said it was used by the eunuchs and concubines. I saw that it looked good, so I..."
Cheng Yuanzhi waved his hand and stared: "It looks good? You can't read it even if it looks good! This is a book for women, how can you read it? How decent is it!"
Sugai lowered his head and said nothing, with no guilt on his face.
Seeing his dissatisfaction, Cheng Yuanzhi said earnestly: "You are an imposing man, you should have lofty aspirations, how can you be obsessed with such rubbish books! Today the world is uncertain and the country is in chaos, you should read more books that make great achievements!"
Su Gai said in a low voice: "Marshal, I know, I will never read it again, so can you return the book to me..."
"Impossible!" Cheng Yuanzhi stuffed the book into his sleeve pocket casually, and said with a serious face, "I confiscated this book, and I will return it to you when the world is unified!"
One world?
Sugai immediately put on a sad face, and argued: "Commander, if you want to read it, you can take it. You don't need to use such a big reason to fool me with such a lame excuse."
Cheng Yuanzhi glanced at Sugai angrily: "In your eyes, am I the kind of person who takes love for sex?"
You are... Sugai's eyes widened: "Marshal, when will the world be unified?"
Cheng Yuanzhi frowned and thought about the time to rule the world in the original time and space: "It will probably take 84 years at the longest, and 69 years if it is short."
Sugai was taken aback, and said to himself, I just read a little book, and I have to wait until the world is unified, and I have to wait so long for 69 years?
At that time, even if I'm still alive, I won't be able to do anything, so what's the use of this book?
It's too difficult for me to have such an unreliable handsome man...
Cheng Yuanzhi comforted: "Don't worry, if you are lucky and move fast enough, maybe within twelve or three years, you will be able to dominate the world."
Sugai hurriedly counted with his fingers: I am 23 this year, how old will I be in 13 years?I haven't learned numbers above ten, what should I do if I can't figure them out?
Eh, never mind, anyway, he is probably in his 30s or less than 40 years old.
Well, at that time, I should still be very strong, and I could do all kinds of light and heavy work, so I could barely accept this condition.
Thinking of this, Sugai said seriously: "Marshal, you can't break your promise. You must return the book to me after 13 years. There is only one book like this in the whole world."
"I haven't learned it yet... just read it."
Cheng Yuanzhi was secretly amused, and nodded solemnly, "One word from a gentleman, one whip."
Sugai walked away angrily, and was able to wring out water in a gloomy mood.
While walking, while kicking the small stones on the ground, while thinking,
Hmph, what an unreliable handsome you are, how dare you take away what I love!
You see if I peek at you tonight, that's it!
(End of this chapter)
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