Kaguya Hime: Konoha: Ninja Cancer

Chapter 54 Disgusting Danzo

My snake uncle, a dignified Hokage scientist, was knocked down by Itachi's illusion!

But it’s true, what do you say that you, a scientist, are fighting with God!
Not one god, but two gods!

A Payne and a Weasel God.

When Uncle Snake met Payne, he licked his lips and said I like you.

Payne saw that this was not going to work!I don't like long worms!I'm not Xu Xian!

Besides, I have Xiao Nan, and you are still a male snake!
Seeing that Payne refused, Uncle Snake jumped over the bodyguard (scorpion) and wanted to kiss Payne!

Payne is not a vegetarian either!The spicy Tiansai will be given to Uncle Snake!

Uncle Snake turned his head and learned the criminal law from Luo Xiang, only then did he realize that this is a crime!

But fortunately, the suicide attempt failed!

Uncle Snake doesn't care!Even if I go in and eat corn bread, I will force you!
But Payne has a nine-dan black belt, and Uncle Snake can't do it.

Since you can't attack by force, then outsmart it!
So Uncle Snake returned to Shunxiao, and he was going to secretly rub and drug Payne!

But the medicine was ready, and Uncle Snake suddenly found out that there were seven people in Payne!

He also has a wife!Eight people!

Although my Uncle Snake is neither male nor female, he can be male or female, but the number of people is too many, right?
My body can't take it anymore!
But you have taken all the medicines, how can you be worthy of yourself if you don’t do something?

Strong one is strong, ten strong is also strong!
While Uncle Snake was hesitating, Itachi came!

Uncle Snake thought about it carefully, and then asked Luo Xiang and Zhang San to learn criminal law again!
Only then did Uncle Snake know that strong men do not belong to strong men!
But Payne has a wife, so it's easy to tickle Uncle Snake!

So Uncle Snake chose a wifeless one, and that was Itachi!

Uncle Snake followed after this meal and finally caught the opportunity, how could Uncle Snake miss it?

Uncle Snake came up with one sentence: The guy is very handsome!bring it on!Be a part of my body!

As a result, the God of Weasel was disgusted!Itachi gave Uncle Snake an arm with one look!
Although this is an intentional injury, Itachi is rebellious!
Uncle Snake suddenly became unhappy!
I am a good citizen, a top scientist!

Then how can I play with a bunch of traitors!These people don't talk about martial arts!

I just want to force you, you fucking offend me!
(Although he is also rebellious...)
The more Uncle Snake thought about it, the more angry he became, so he defected to Xiao.

This case tells us that although strong men do not break the law, they are not advocated!
Because men are easy to take off your shoulders!
At the same time, it also told us to learn illusion!

Even if you are not proficient, you have to understand, otherwise it is easy to be seconded when you meet!

So Yingxue taught the tea pomelo rain illusion, and Yingxue also started to prepare for trouble.

The blame must be hidden, but how should we stir up trouble?
Pull a bunch of Oli on the border of the Land of Thunder?

Then I can't go by myself, after all, I'm a girl.

Emmm...

Bai Jue is the yang attribute Chakra and Mutun cells, right?

Yingxue began to match the chakra.

I saw a white guy emerging from Yingxue's body!

After Bai Jue crawled out, he was a little confused.

"Do you know how to transform?" Yingxue asked.

Bai Jue was stunned for two seconds and said:
"I don't eat."

"..."

Sakura Snow Road:
"Do you know Danzo?"

Bai Jue said:
"If you know how to change shape, I will know how to change shape."

"..."

Sakura Snow turned into Danzo and said:
"You become like me, and then go to the border of the country of thunder to have a poop."

Bai Jue said:
"Who is Danzo? I don't know."

Fine!

This hairy reflex arc is too long!
"Go ahead, remember to wear a forehead protector, Konoha's forehead protector."

Bai Jue scratched his head and said:

"Popping? I can't, what does it feel like to poop? Is it comfortable?"

Yes!Bai will never pull papa!Gan!

Bai Jue said again:

"Can you tell me about pappa..."

boom!
Ying Xue slapped Bai Jue to death!
No, change to a...

Maybe you can use puppetry!
After Yingxue obtained the Cross Tail, she practiced for a period of time in order to use it proficiently.

Now I can master the silk thread proficiently, and there is no problem in simply manipulating the puppet.

This idea is okay, let's make a puppet first!
The puppet doesn't need to pretend anything, just put Ollie in it.

The puppet was finished soon, but the question Ollie gave was difficult, where can I get it?

In the end, Yingxue decided to do it directly!

Yingxue took some eggs and beat them into hot water.

Simply boil it and add cold water to it.

The egg liquid was still flocculent, Yingxue poured the egg liquid into the basin, and then added yellow pigment.

But it's too yellow to be manufactured, and it's not real at all.

So Yingxue added some blue pigment and mixed it.

Melanin cannot be added, and after adding melanin, it will all become black.

It turned out to be fine except a little too much, maybe just not smelly?

Emmm...

The next day

A piece of news in the country of tea village was very popular.

There was an old man with one eye and one arm who went to the toilet to eat Ollie in the middle of the night!

The scene was once very embarrassing. When the villagers found out, he was still stuffing it into his mouth...

People only see the Konoha forehead on the head of the old man...

The next day

Yingxue controlled Danzo to drink a pot of soup that he had made.

Then Yingxue sealed Danzo with ice escape.

You can't touch it anymore, you can't clean it even after washing it a hundred times!

in the afternoon
Borderlands of Thunder

An old man appeared on the border of the Land of Thunder.

Since the puppet itself has no chakra, the perception ninja did not notice it.

I saw Danzo took off his pants and squatted beside the border and started to exert himself.

After 2 minutes passed, two cloud ninjas came out instantly and shouted:
"Hey! Old man! Go over there!"

puff~
Danzo ignored the two and just sprayed it!
"You really don't understand the words, do you! I said get lost..."

Yunin approached Danzo, and Danzo turned around and aimed at Yunin.

Yun Nin was taken aback for a moment but still didn't react.

puff!
A stream of yellow water directly hit the face!
"Ugh~ What the hell! Ugh~"

puff puff!

Danzo is completely released like a high-pressure water gun!

The two cloud ninjas retreated immediately, and the cloud ninja who was sprayed all over kept retching.

The olli that has been accumulated for several days gives a really strong taste!

"Fuck! I'll kill you!" Yun Nin who was sprayed on the face suddenly became angry!

However, Danzo ignored it at all, and kept twisting his body to irrigate the surroundings like watering flowers!

After a while, Danzang was released.

Yun Nin laughed suddenly, finished pulling?I'm going to fuck you up!
Zizi!

A ball of lightning flashed from Yun Nin's body and was about to rush towards Danzo.

However, Danzo's next move directly shocked Yun Nin to lose his will to fight!
I saw that Danzo pulled up his pants without wiping his butt. This is not the most surprising thing!
Danzo lay down on the edge of the 'Yellow River' and started drinking!
vomit~
Where have these two cloud ninjas seen this scene?I just vomited up!
The two of them knelt on the ground and started Yue!

After Yingxue controlled Danzo, he withdrew into the forest, and was buried directly by Tudun.

No, this thing is too disgusting!

Sakurayuki directly left Kamui and returned to the country of tea.

After returning, Tea Tea Youyu stood on the beach and fell into the illusion.

In less than two seconds, Tea Youyu unlocked the illusion.

Yingxue sensed the surroundings, and after finding no ninjas or dangerous species, she returned to the Shenwei space and waited for things to ferment.

(End of this chapter)