Rebirth of Super God Takeaway
Chapter 192 Zheng Dabiao's Little Wish
Chapter 192 Zheng Dabiao's Little Wish
The conscientious bodyguard sobbed and asked Jiang Heng, "What do you mean entering the palace to meet the emperor?"
Jiang Heng smiled, and looked down at the bodyguard's XX, staring at the bodyguard's body chilling: "I ask you, who can enter the palace?"
The bodyguard thought for a while and said, "Sir?"
"wrong!"
"Guard?"
"Wrong again!"
"Lady?"
"Huh? That's what it means, let's guess again!"
"Could it be...TJ?" When he said this word, the bodyguard immediately reached out and covered his vagina with a look of horror.
Jiang Heng chuckled and said, "Congratulations on your correct answer! How about, as a reward, do you want to be the first to stand up and let me try the sword?"
The bodyguard's face turned pale with fright, and he shook his head like a rattle: "No, absolutely not! Three generations of my family are single-passed, but they all point at me to carry on the family. If this becomes TJ, my mother will definitely kill me. "
The bodyguard was unwilling, but some bodyguards seemed to be moved.
A burly bodyguard with an unshaven beard squeezed out from the corner, looked at Jiang Heng shyly and said, "Is the sword fast?"
Jiang Heng was a little confused, but still nodded: "Well, it seems to be quite fast."
The burly bodyguard continued to ask, "Is there a lot of bleeding after the cut?"
Jiang Heng was a little confused: "I don't know, I haven't tried it."
The burly bodyguard seemed a little confused: "Why don't you...experiment on me?"
Jiang Heng: "..."
Jiang Heng was speechless at the time, and Lin Yuanzhi and other bodyguards were just as speechless as him.
"I said, brother, do you know what I'm talking about?" Jiang Heng squatted down and said with a meaningful smile.
The bodyguard of the strong man immediately showed determination on his face: "You know what? I have had a dream since I was a child, and that is to become a girl. I feel that my life must have been messed up by God, so that in order to complete my childhood To dream, you need to save a lot of money..."
"Why save money?" Jiang Heng interrupted suddenly.
The bodyguard of the strong man took a deep look at Jiang Heng: "Idiot, of course I am saving money for surgery! You think you are saving money to marry a wife!"
Perhaps because his childhood dream was about to come true, the burly bodyguard even forgot to be afraid, so he couldn't help but contradict Jiang Heng, calling him an idiot.
Jiang Heng's face suddenly became very strange, but he didn't care about the disrespect towards him from the strong bodyguard.
He just felt like he had met the legendary weirdo: "Okay, keep talking!"
The bodyguard of the strong man gave Jiang Heng a deep white look, and then continued: "I have already inquired, the hospital has also been contacted, and even the installment payment for the operation bill has been signed..."
"Pfft... what? Can this thing be divided into installments?" Jiang Heng couldn't help laughing again, and he ruthlessly interrupted the strong man's bodyguard.
The burly bodyguard got angry at that time, turned his head and walked towards the corner: "Don't say it, don't say it, what a waste of emotion!"
Seeing this, Jiang Heng quickly held back his smile and stopped him: "Pfft...brother, I will never interrupt you again. Come on, come on, keep talking. Pfft..."
"Please call me little sister!" The strong man bodyguard turned around and waved his black iron fist with a serious look on his face: "If there is another time, I will definitely not say it again."
For some reason, Jiang Heng suddenly felt very nauseous, but full of curiosity.
Looking up at Lin Yuanzhi and his bodyguards on the side, and even Heiyun Sanren on the other side, all of them were pale, with an uncomfortable expression of wanting to vomit and trying to hold back.
"Okay...Miss, go ahead, everyone is waiting." Jiang Heng said with a strange expression.
As soon as these words came out, everyone around couldn't help but vomit.
Ah hello, let's make it clear, what do you mean everyone is waiting?
It's just that you pervert are so interested in this topic, we don't want to hear it at all!
God, who can come and save us?
Of course, no one could come to save them, including Heiyun Sanren who was still silently bleeding and doing his ultimate moves.
Finally hearing the title he had been dreaming of, the face of the burly bodyguard, covered with stubble, suddenly showed a kind of shyness that only young girls can have.
"Ugh...I can't do it anymore, my eyes are so hot!"
"What the hell... this boy Zheng Dabiao, vomit... would he be this kind of person? It's hard to imagine that I have lived in the same dormitory with him for half a year, vomit..."
"Chairman, vomit...I finally know about your little lover, vomit...why does her underwear always get lost in a strange way...it was Zheng Dabiao who co-authored it. vomit..."
Hearing someone slandering him for stealing underwear, Zheng Dabiao was not happy at the time, he roared angrily: "You...get angry!"
The word "you put" is a roar full of masculinity, full of masculinity, and the majesty is simply unacceptable.
But as he spoke, Zheng Dabiao suddenly thought that his current persona had become a "little sister". How could he say such rude words?
Therefore, the word "fart" is too embarrassing to export, and "qi" is temporarily used instead.
It has to be said that at this time Zheng Dabiao is determined to destroy the "macho" personality.
"Don't pay attention to them, just keep talking, otherwise I don't know how to help you." Jiang Heng said with a cheerful smile.
A gentleman takes the beauty of an adult!
If he can really help Zheng Dabiao in the end, Jiang Heng will also feel a full sense of accomplishment.
Zheng Dabiao spread his hands very weakly: "If you're not in the mood, don't tell me anymore. Send me to the palace to see the emperor quickly. I can become a girl every second. I don't know if I can leave here alive today? Alas!"
A small sigh full of infinite sadness, what a small and helpless wish it is!
At this time, even Jiang Heng, who had been dominated by the monstrous killing intent, couldn't bear it anymore.
Of course, it's not that he couldn't bear to help Zheng Dabiao cut the chicken, but he couldn't bear to watch Zheng Dabiao die for a while.
And it wasn't Jiang Heng who would kill Zheng Dabiao and the others, it was probably Heiyun Sanren.
After all, Heiyun Sanren looked at them with sinister eyes, as if they were looking at slaughtered lambs.
At this time, the aura emanating from Heiyun Sanren had already made Jiang Heng feel deep pressure.
And the "battery car bomb" that he was proud of before, now, he wonders if heiyun Sanren, whose cultivation base has clearly climbed to the peak of the fourth rank, can be killed?
"Hero, hurry up. If it's too late, I'm afraid this little wish won't come true." Seeing Jiang Heng in a daze, Zheng Dabiao urged anxiously.
"Okay, then I will help you fulfill your wish now. You close your eyes and count to three times, and after the three times, you will become a real...'Miss Sister'!" Jiang Heng who came back to his senses no longer After thinking about it, he raised the long sword in his hand and aimed at Zheng Dabiao's XX part.
On the other hand, Zheng Dabiao closed his eyes very obediently, showing a smile all over his face, and a feeling called relief kept emerging in him.
And as Zheng Dabiao's former boss, as well as the brothers who got along with him day and night, all of them looked strange and felt chilly underneath.
(End of this chapter)
The conscientious bodyguard sobbed and asked Jiang Heng, "What do you mean entering the palace to meet the emperor?"
Jiang Heng smiled, and looked down at the bodyguard's XX, staring at the bodyguard's body chilling: "I ask you, who can enter the palace?"
The bodyguard thought for a while and said, "Sir?"
"wrong!"
"Guard?"
"Wrong again!"
"Lady?"
"Huh? That's what it means, let's guess again!"
"Could it be...TJ?" When he said this word, the bodyguard immediately reached out and covered his vagina with a look of horror.
Jiang Heng chuckled and said, "Congratulations on your correct answer! How about, as a reward, do you want to be the first to stand up and let me try the sword?"
The bodyguard's face turned pale with fright, and he shook his head like a rattle: "No, absolutely not! Three generations of my family are single-passed, but they all point at me to carry on the family. If this becomes TJ, my mother will definitely kill me. "
The bodyguard was unwilling, but some bodyguards seemed to be moved.
A burly bodyguard with an unshaven beard squeezed out from the corner, looked at Jiang Heng shyly and said, "Is the sword fast?"
Jiang Heng was a little confused, but still nodded: "Well, it seems to be quite fast."
The burly bodyguard continued to ask, "Is there a lot of bleeding after the cut?"
Jiang Heng was a little confused: "I don't know, I haven't tried it."
The burly bodyguard seemed a little confused: "Why don't you...experiment on me?"
Jiang Heng: "..."
Jiang Heng was speechless at the time, and Lin Yuanzhi and other bodyguards were just as speechless as him.
"I said, brother, do you know what I'm talking about?" Jiang Heng squatted down and said with a meaningful smile.
The bodyguard of the strong man immediately showed determination on his face: "You know what? I have had a dream since I was a child, and that is to become a girl. I feel that my life must have been messed up by God, so that in order to complete my childhood To dream, you need to save a lot of money..."
"Why save money?" Jiang Heng interrupted suddenly.
The bodyguard of the strong man took a deep look at Jiang Heng: "Idiot, of course I am saving money for surgery! You think you are saving money to marry a wife!"
Perhaps because his childhood dream was about to come true, the burly bodyguard even forgot to be afraid, so he couldn't help but contradict Jiang Heng, calling him an idiot.
Jiang Heng's face suddenly became very strange, but he didn't care about the disrespect towards him from the strong bodyguard.
He just felt like he had met the legendary weirdo: "Okay, keep talking!"
The bodyguard of the strong man gave Jiang Heng a deep white look, and then continued: "I have already inquired, the hospital has also been contacted, and even the installment payment for the operation bill has been signed..."
"Pfft... what? Can this thing be divided into installments?" Jiang Heng couldn't help laughing again, and he ruthlessly interrupted the strong man's bodyguard.
The burly bodyguard got angry at that time, turned his head and walked towards the corner: "Don't say it, don't say it, what a waste of emotion!"
Seeing this, Jiang Heng quickly held back his smile and stopped him: "Pfft...brother, I will never interrupt you again. Come on, come on, keep talking. Pfft..."
"Please call me little sister!" The strong man bodyguard turned around and waved his black iron fist with a serious look on his face: "If there is another time, I will definitely not say it again."
For some reason, Jiang Heng suddenly felt very nauseous, but full of curiosity.
Looking up at Lin Yuanzhi and his bodyguards on the side, and even Heiyun Sanren on the other side, all of them were pale, with an uncomfortable expression of wanting to vomit and trying to hold back.
"Okay...Miss, go ahead, everyone is waiting." Jiang Heng said with a strange expression.
As soon as these words came out, everyone around couldn't help but vomit.
Ah hello, let's make it clear, what do you mean everyone is waiting?
It's just that you pervert are so interested in this topic, we don't want to hear it at all!
God, who can come and save us?
Of course, no one could come to save them, including Heiyun Sanren who was still silently bleeding and doing his ultimate moves.
Finally hearing the title he had been dreaming of, the face of the burly bodyguard, covered with stubble, suddenly showed a kind of shyness that only young girls can have.
"Ugh...I can't do it anymore, my eyes are so hot!"
"What the hell... this boy Zheng Dabiao, vomit... would he be this kind of person? It's hard to imagine that I have lived in the same dormitory with him for half a year, vomit..."
"Chairman, vomit...I finally know about your little lover, vomit...why does her underwear always get lost in a strange way...it was Zheng Dabiao who co-authored it. vomit..."
Hearing someone slandering him for stealing underwear, Zheng Dabiao was not happy at the time, he roared angrily: "You...get angry!"
The word "you put" is a roar full of masculinity, full of masculinity, and the majesty is simply unacceptable.
But as he spoke, Zheng Dabiao suddenly thought that his current persona had become a "little sister". How could he say such rude words?
Therefore, the word "fart" is too embarrassing to export, and "qi" is temporarily used instead.
It has to be said that at this time Zheng Dabiao is determined to destroy the "macho" personality.
"Don't pay attention to them, just keep talking, otherwise I don't know how to help you." Jiang Heng said with a cheerful smile.
A gentleman takes the beauty of an adult!
If he can really help Zheng Dabiao in the end, Jiang Heng will also feel a full sense of accomplishment.
Zheng Dabiao spread his hands very weakly: "If you're not in the mood, don't tell me anymore. Send me to the palace to see the emperor quickly. I can become a girl every second. I don't know if I can leave here alive today? Alas!"
A small sigh full of infinite sadness, what a small and helpless wish it is!
At this time, even Jiang Heng, who had been dominated by the monstrous killing intent, couldn't bear it anymore.
Of course, it's not that he couldn't bear to help Zheng Dabiao cut the chicken, but he couldn't bear to watch Zheng Dabiao die for a while.
And it wasn't Jiang Heng who would kill Zheng Dabiao and the others, it was probably Heiyun Sanren.
After all, Heiyun Sanren looked at them with sinister eyes, as if they were looking at slaughtered lambs.
At this time, the aura emanating from Heiyun Sanren had already made Jiang Heng feel deep pressure.
And the "battery car bomb" that he was proud of before, now, he wonders if heiyun Sanren, whose cultivation base has clearly climbed to the peak of the fourth rank, can be killed?
"Hero, hurry up. If it's too late, I'm afraid this little wish won't come true." Seeing Jiang Heng in a daze, Zheng Dabiao urged anxiously.
"Okay, then I will help you fulfill your wish now. You close your eyes and count to three times, and after the three times, you will become a real...'Miss Sister'!" Jiang Heng who came back to his senses no longer After thinking about it, he raised the long sword in his hand and aimed at Zheng Dabiao's XX part.
On the other hand, Zheng Dabiao closed his eyes very obediently, showing a smile all over his face, and a feeling called relief kept emerging in him.
And as Zheng Dabiao's former boss, as well as the brothers who got along with him day and night, all of them looked strange and felt chilly underneath.
(End of this chapter)
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