Rebirth of Super God Takeaway

Chapter 20 Seniors, Let's Make a Lightning Rod

"Senior Lingxi, are you okay?" Jiang Heng shouted happily while running towards him.

Huh?
It seems like something like this should be taken seriously.

Even if it is to build a pagoda...

Bah, build a woolen pagoda, saving people is the most important thing.

When Jiang Heng ran to the side of Venerable Lingxi, although he had made sufficient mental preparations, he still shed tears of "sadness" when he looked at the black "charcoal" on the ground.

cough cough...

In fact he was smoked.

At this moment, the piece of "black charcoal" on the ground moved and made a hoarse voice: "Uh... water... is there any water!"

Jiang Heng spread his hands helplessly: "Senior, it should rain after the thunder, why don't you bear it for a while?"

"puff!"

I don't know whether he was seriously injured or was angry at Jiang Heng's words. Lord Lingxi immediately spat out a mouthful of old blood.

This shit, I've never heard of it, okay?

You don't understand, can you stop talking nonsense?

What does it mean that it should rain after thunder?
Ah hey, this is thunderstorm.

Can it be confused with those ordinary furry?

It’s just that!

"Senior, why are you crying? Does it hurt too much? Do you want me to buy you some Yunnan Baiyao?" Jiang Heng's sympathy was overflowing.

"puff!"

Another mouthful of old blood.

According to this situation, it won't be long before the seventh tribulation thunder comes down, Venerable Lingxi will lose blood and die first.

Reluctantly raising a mouthful of true energy to protect his heart and lungs, Venerable Lingxi struggled to sit up from the ground.

clap clap clap...

Some electric scorched skin fell down, looking very much like peeling a roasted sweet potato.

Sit down according to the breath-adjusting posture, Venerable Lingxi gave Jiang Heng a weak look and said, "No kidding, the seventh tribulation thunder will take at least 10 minutes to fall, little friend Jiang Heng, can you help me get some water?" .”

Immediately afterwards, he added: "The kind with ice is best. If you can't get iced Coke, it's okay. My throat and eyes are dry and uncomfortable."

Iced Coke?

Jiang Heng was a little confused.

Is it so unscrupulous for cultivators to cross the catastrophe?

Shall I bring you another family bucket, Big Mac burger or something.

What's the matter, I haven't seen one of the benefits, but there are many conditions.

Jiang Heng originally wanted to refuse, but he suddenly thought, does this count as the other party ordering takeout?

After all, the demands are the same.

Thinking of this possibility, regardless of whether it counts or not, Jiang Heng nodded quickly and said: "Okay senior, wait for me, I will come as soon as I go."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Heng happily turned around and prepared to go down the mountain to buy things for the other party.

But just as he took two steps, he was startled suddenly, thinking of a terrible fact.

Just now...it seems to say three 10 minutes?

Old man, it took me nearly an hour to go up the mountain, but now you want me to make round trips in 10 minutes?
Or in the middle of the night without knowing which store is open.

I'm afraid only you monks can do this kind of thing, right?

After all, you can fly.

If it really can't fly anymore, it can still be changed with stones.

But, old man, I'm just an ordinary person.

Turning around with a bitter face, Jiang Heng came to the side of Venerable Lingxi and squatted down again.

Then he sighed faintly, and said, "Senior Lingxi, how about...shall I tell you a story?"

"Huh?" Venerable Lingxi, who was adjusting his breathing with his eyes closed, moved his eyelids, opened his mouth and said, "Why haven't you gone yet?"

Jiang Heng laughed dryly, did not answer the other party's question, but told the story on his own.

"By the way, one summer, Cao Cao led his troops to attack Zhang Xiu. The weather was extremely hot, the sun was scorching like fire, and there was not a single cloud in the sky..."

Lord Lingxi doesn’t know what kind of medicine is sold in Jiang Heng’s gourd?

But intuitively, he felt where had he heard the story told by the other party?

To be honest, he didn't want to drink water at all.

Asking the other party to buy water for him is nothing more than wanting to pay the other party away.

After all, the seventh tribulation thunder would be hard to pass if you think about it with your toes.

Even if you die, you have to die with dignity.

What kind of a game is it to become a "scumbag" in front of an ordinary delivery guy?

But you bastard, do you want to be so upright?

You have to stay here and watch me make a fool of yourself, right?

Of course, it is impossible for Venerable Consonance to say these words.

Therefore, he could only adjust his breath while continuing to listen to the other party's story.

"At this time, Cao Cao suddenly waved his horsewhip and pointed ahead. Soldiers, I know that there is a large plum forest ahead. The plums there are big and delicious. Let's hurry up and go around this hill to reach the plum forest!"

"As soon as the soldiers heard this, their spirits were lifted a lot, and they continued to march quickly and vigorously."

The story ends here.

Looking at the twitching corners of Venerable Lingxi's mouth, Jiang Heng said kindly: "The story of looking at plum blossoms to quench thirst tells us that sometimes comforting ourselves with fantasies can have miraculous effects. So, senior...are you still thirsty?"

Venerable Lingxi looked calm on the surface, but his heart was already full of tears.

What crime did I, Venerable Consonance, do?

Not only did Heavenly Tribulation come to bully me, but he also allowed such a bastard to disgust me.

Soul pale!
Can you hurry up and fuck off quickly, and let me go shit quietly by myself?
"Senior, you are crying again. You must know that tears are also made of water. You are so thirsty right now, so save yourself crying." Jiang Heng continued to speak innocently.

"I said, are you missing a string in your head? Some people can't understand the words, right?" Seeing that the seventh tribulation thunder was about to fall in less than 10 minutes, Venerable Lingxi lost his composure immediately. up.

"I asked you to buy water for me. Do you think I'm really thirsty? Tell me a story? I've lived for thousands of years and I haven't seen anything. You need to tell me a story ? Do you want to be so unreasonable? Do you want to be such a disgusting person?"

"I can't survive the seventh tribulation thunder. How can a strong man die in front of a bastard like you? This is simply a matter of dignity."

"Originally I didn't want to say this, but you are really... really... well, can you go home and sleep quickly, and let me, Venerable Consonance, turn into a breeze and dissipate in the world with dignity .”

Jiang Heng was dumbfounded by some impassioned words.

Feelings, have I always thought wrong?
It's not that the senior is thirsty, but he knows that his time is approaching, and he wants to die in a glorious way?

Then my seventy-story pagoda can't be built... Ah bah, why did I think of the pagoda again.

It's about the bird in the pagoda.

Looking at the sad-looking Master Lingxi in front of him, who looked like a child who had lost his teddy bear, Jiang Heng's brain immediately started racing.

Not to mention, in less than 1 minute, a ghost idea came into being.

With a smile on his face, he took a step forward and came to Venerable Lingxi.

Jiang Heng first patted the other person's shoulder lightly with his hands to show comfort, and then said quietly: "Senior, I have an idea that might help you, why don't we make a lightning rod."

lightning rod?
Venerable Consonance is a little confused.

In the next second, he immediately went crazy: "You bastard kid is making fun of me again, aren't you? Do you think Jielei is a very ordinary furry mine? How could it be dispelled by a small lightning rod?"

Jiang Heng obviously disagreed with Lord Lingxi's concerns. He sneered and said, "Isn't the Tribulation Thunder thunder? As long as it is thunder, the lightning rod will definitely be effective. It seems that you know nothing about science."

"I'm damn... poof!"

You're right, I'm speechless.

Venerable Lingxi, who had been taught a harsh lesson again, was so angry that he spat out a mouthful of scarlet blood again.

And the sliver of real energy that had just been condensed became loose again.

"How about senior? Do you want to try with me? If you succeed, senior, you won't have to die. Even if you fail, you won't lose anything. After all, you yourself have said that this last tribulation thunder is simply unbearable, yes A mortal ending." Jiang Heng spoke the truth with sincerity.

puff!
In just 10 minutes, Venerable Lingxi had spurted four mouthfuls of old blood.

He felt a stabbing pain in his chest.

It's no longer scary to rob thunder.

The scary thing is when will Jiang Heng, this naughty kid, be able to get out of here happily?

He is so troubled here!
(End of this chapter)