Rebirth of Super God Takeaway

Chapter 225

After thanking Jiang Heng thousands of times, the woman took her son Xiaohu into the car.

At this time, Jiang Heng and Jiang Tuan'er also planned to board the car.

At this moment, Pang Guangda and Fan Tong caught up.

The two of them stopped in front of Jiang Heng and Jiang Tuan'er, panting. Pang Guangda said with a look of admiration: "Brother Master, could it be that what you just performed is the legendary Wudang secret skill, Tiyun Zong, who ranks first in light kung fu in the world? ?"

Jiang Heng: "..."

God damn Ti Yunzong!
It is said that 90.00% of foreigners who come to Huaguo come for Huaguo Kung Fu.

Jiang Heng didn't believe that foreigners would be so fanatical about the so-called kung fu, but when he saw it today, his mind changed completely.

"Hee hee, Jiang Heng, stay here and explain slowly, I'll get in the car first." Jiang Tuan'er looked like he had nothing to do with himself, and laughed and was about to leave Jiang Heng alone.

However, at this moment, Fan Tong stopped in front of her, and said frantically: "Sister master, please stay! The trick you just grabbed my clothes and dragged me and Pang Guangda up together is the legendary Thousand catty bull style?"

"Haha, I laughed so hard. Tuan'er, this guy is calling you a bull. I don't know if you can bear it, but I can't. Hahaha..." Now it's Jiang Heng's turn to gloat up.

Jiang Tuan'er's pretty face fell down at that moment: "Go, go, who are you calling a bully? Isn't this young lady born with supernatural powers?"

"Uh..." Fan Tong was stunned.

This obviously runs counter to the elegant and bold image of martial arts people in his impression!
At this time, Pang Guangda on the side saw that Brother Gao Shou had not answered his question, so he quickly said: "Brother Gao Shou, can I become your disciple?"

Before Jiang Heng could speak, Fan Tong followed Pang Guangda's footsteps and asked Jiang Tuan'er: "Sister Master, I also want to be your big disciple. I wonder if I can?"

"You call me sister master again, believe it or not, I will beat you?" At this time, Jiang Tuan'er had a good temper, but she couldn't help but want to get angry when she was called sister master on the left and sister on the right.

What the hell, do you, Fan Tong, have any discernment?
I, Jiang Tuaner, are obviously only 15 years old, but judging by your appearance, you must be at least 25 years old if you are unshaven, right?

You keep calling me sister, how can this make me feel so embarrassed?
They call me old!

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Jiang Tuan'er said with a dark face: "This school's unique knowledge is passed on to women but not to men!"

Originally, Jiang Tuan'er wanted to use this to dismiss Fan Tong, so that he would stop bothering him.

As a result, Fan Tong's eyes suddenly lit up, and he immediately said cheerfully, "I'll tell you the truth... Uh, let me tell you the truth, Master, I, Fan Tong, have long wanted to go to Taiguo for surgery. Don't look at me." It's a boy, but in my heart, I always think of myself as a girl."

As he spoke, he raised his orchid finger and gave Jiang Tuan'er a wink.

Seeing Fan Tong's disgusting appearance, not only Jiang Tuan'er wanted to beat him up, but even Jiang Heng and Pang Guangda beside him couldn't help but want to do it.

Pang Guangda suddenly showed a look of fear and said: "I said, Fan Tong, you have such a fucking hobby. As your roommate, how come I never knew about it?"

Fan Tong immediately winked at Pang Guangda, as if to say, "Didn't you see that I'm trying to find a way to learn from a teacher? Master said that it is passed on from female to male, so what the hell can I do? I am also very helpless!"

But obviously, Pang Guangda didn't understand what Fan Tong meant.

Seeing Fan Tong winking at him constantly, he thought he was winking at him, thinking of them traveling in poverty together in China and living together for at least two years, he suddenly felt like dying.

Pang Guangda didn't say anything else, grabbing Fan Tong's hair was a violent meal.

"Tell me honestly, have you ever had any unwanted thoughts about me while I was sleeping?"

"Ah, are you crazy? Why hit me? Be gentle, it hurts!"

"Hmph, don't tell me, right? I'll beat all your shit out."

"Ahhh, Master, save me! If you don't do anything, this disciple will die. Who will serve Master in the future!"

"..."

At this moment, Jiang Heng and Jiang Tuan'er looked at what was happening in front of them in bewilderment.

They don't know that foreigners are as funny as the two of them?

Seeing that the surrounding passengers had noticed the movement here and cast strange glances one after another, Jiang Heng immediately felt very ashamed.

He winked at Jiang Tuan'er, and the two of them dodged and rushed into the train.

On the other hand, Pang Guangda and Fan Tong didn't realize that the master master they had been thinking about had disappeared.

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According to the seat number on the ticket, Jiang Heng and Jiang Tuan'er successfully found their seats.

Just as Jiang Heng sat down and took a breath, Jiang Tuan'er next to him said with a look of fear: "Tell me, will those two funny guys catch up and come to us?"

Jiang Heng said weakly: "Those two guys are obviously on this train, so they will definitely come to us. But after this car is full of people, we will pretend to sleep once the train departs. Anyway, there are so many people on the train , they are too embarrassed to yell. As long as the two of them don't sit across from us... Hey, what are you doing poking my arm?"

Before Jiang Heng finished speaking, he felt that Jiang Tuan'er had been poking his arm.

He originally wanted to vent his dissatisfaction, but saw Jiang Tuan'er pointing at the door of the carriage with a depressed expression.

Looking in the direction of Jiang Tuan'er's finger, Jiang Heng suddenly felt pain all over his head and eyes.

Damn it, are these two idiots born in the year of dog?Did you find this place?

"Wait..." Jiang Heng suddenly remembered a terrible fact that the two seats opposite them were empty.

"It can't be such a coincidence, can it? God bless you, please don't..." Jiang Heng kept praying in his heart.

However, in the next second, as two surprise voices came, Jiang Heng suddenly felt that the whole sky was dark.

"Wow, what a coincidence the two masters, we are so destined!"

"Master, why did you run away just now? Do you really not want to accept me as your disciple?"

"Fan Tong, why don't you say a few words, sit with the masters, we have plenty of time to exchange feelings with the master along the way... Oh, by the way, master, where are you going?"

Jiang Heng glanced at Jiang Tuan'er with tears in his eyes, then looked at Pang Guangda and Fan Tong and said: "Two donors, the poor monks are going to the West to obtain scriptures. The journey will be at least one hundred and eight thousand miles, and the road will be full of difficulties. Dangerous. For the sake of the safety of the two donors, the two donors should not follow."

Fan Tong's eyes lit up after hearing this, and he said quietly: "Feelings... the stories of Journey to the West are all true, and please master to accept Lao Zhu. Lao Zhu assures you that after following Master, you will definitely Don't miss Gao Cuilan from Gao Laozhuang... Sigh, Brother Monkey, why don't you make a statement!"

Jiang Heng: "..."

Jiang Tuan'er: "..."

Jiang Heng had seen Doubi before, at least Li Sanmu belonged to this kind of person.

But when Li Sanmu competed with this funny duo in front of him, he was instantly beaten without any scum left!
This shit, the two of them definitely graduated from the acting department, so they can enter the role.

Whatever he said to Jiang Tuan'er, both of them could easily take the trick.

This is called him and Jiang Tuan'er, I don't know what to say next!

(End of this chapter)