Rebirth of Super God Takeaway

Chapter 3 Mu Wanzhi's Helplessness
Jiang Heng in a coma had an extremely absurd dream.

In his dream, he became the world's top delivery boy.

Everyone is proud to receive his takeaways.

Some ordinary people even enshrine his statue.

Three sticks of incense are offered every year and festival.

He is still educating his children.

We must learn more from the "sage" in the food delivery industry, the god of sheep welfare--Senior Jiang Heng.

Raise the extremely trivial matter of food delivery to a height that requires everyone to look up.

It is simply a glory of the ancestors!

Although Jiang Heng in his sleep has reached the pinnacle of his life.

But he was still not satisfied.

He decided to send the food out of the atmosphere, to the Milky Way, and to every corner of the universe.

The people in the universe couldn't eat the takeaway delivered by Jiang Heng, so they cried and scolded their mothers.

The aliens couldn't eat the takeaway delivered by Jiang Heng, sharpening their knives and rushing to Lao Wang?

Huh?Don't you care about the old man next door?
Anyway, all creatures in the universe long for Jiang Heng's "near luck".

At that time, I am afraid it will be the real pinnacle of life.

Just thinking about it makes people want to sing "Good Hey".

……

Meanwhile outside.

In a spacious room decorated in a style full of natural atmosphere.

The little tree demon Tuan'er and her grandmother Mu Wanzhi were happily drinking a cup of milk tea.

Tuan'er drank and said, "How about grandma? Is it delicious? It's a thousand times better than those tasteless morning nectar."

Mu Wanzhi gave Tuan'er a blank look, took her mouth away from the straw and said, "Don't change the subject for me, say, why does it appear scary again? Don't you know that human beings are very timid nowadays? What if I scare someone to death?"

After finishing speaking, he put his mouth on the straw again, obviously looking unfinished.

Tuan'er blinked his big innocent eyes, and then said pitifully: "I'm sorry, grandma, I was wrong, Tuan'er will never dare again."

"You should apologize to this young man." Mu Wanzhi straightened her face and said angrily, "If there is anything wrong with this young man, this evil account will be charged on your head. It will affect your cultivation, but Don't blame grandma for not helping you."

"Hey... I know I'm wrong." Tuan'er was almost told to cry.

At this time, Mu Wanzhi felt a little bit unbearable. She sighed and changed the subject: "Tuan'er, tell grandma, what are you buying these two bags of, uh... what are you going to use the fertilizer for?"

Talking about these two bags of golden garbage, Mu Wanzhi was full of anger.

She has always been obsessed with cleanliness, she has never been in contact with such stinky things.

It just killed her.

If her granddaughter hadn't insisted on moving into the house, she wouldn't have been within three meters of these two bags of fertilizer if she was killed.

Seeing that his grandma finally asked about the two bags of chemical fertilizer, Tuan'er burst into laughter immediately, clapped his hands and said, "Grandma, didn't you get hurt by bad guys before? I saw on the Internet that chemical fertilizer is very important for our wood demon clan." It is simply a natural tonic. Although it smells a bit unpleasant, it is a good medicine that is good for the disease. If you swallow these two bags of chemical fertilizer, it will definitely heal your wounds."

Seeing her own granddaughter being so considerate and sensible, Mu Wanzhi was greatly "touched".

Two lines of clear tears flowed from her eyes, she immediately picked up the ball, put the ball flat on her lap, raised her magic palm and slapped it down hard.

Snapped!
"Tell you to spend less time online, but you just don't listen."

Snapped!
"Tell you to practice more, but you still don't listen."

Snapped!
"Knowing that your grandma and I have a cleanliness freak, you still want to get two bags of chemical fertilizer to disgust me. I said you little tree bastard, did you deliberately seek smoking?"

clap clap clap...

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to grandma... to wooohoo..."

Although Tuan'er's lower body has not yet turned into a human form, it still looks like a tree.

But that can't stand Mu Wanzhi's magic palms at all.

No, this is not a palm made of meat at all, but Iron Man's iron palm.

In just a short while, a small lump visible to the naked eye swelled up on Tuan'er's buttocks.

How pitiful it is.

……

At the same time, Jiang Heng had already woken up from his sleep.

It wasn't Tuan'er's bitter cries that woke him up.

It's not good if you don't get up.

I couldn't bear to look directly at the second half of the dream.

All kinds of monsters and ghosts came out, scrambling to eat the takeaway he sent.

A girl with half of her head missing, A Piao, even threatened that she would not marry unless she was Jiang Heng, and that she would become his good wife and help him deliver food together.

Be good, Jiang Heng almost died of fright in his dream.

Secretly opening his eyes, seeing the "violent child abuse" incident happening right in front of his eyes, Jiang Heng didn't feel so sympathetic that he reported it to the authorities.

Besides, even if he wanted to report to the police, what should he say?
Do you just say, hello, the government?There is an old dryad violently abusing children.

Um?You ask me what is the old dryad?
Wrong, wrong, they're not things... er, no, they're things... oops, that's not right either...

Oh, by the way, they are monsters, the kind that Sun Dasheng often beat to death on his way to learn Buddhist scriptures.

Dare to say that?I'm afraid he will be taken away as a mentally ill person in a few minutes.

After experiencing everything in the dream, and listening to Tuan'er's distressed cries, Jiang Heng finally got used to it temporarily.

If Tuan'er's dark wooden legs are not included, this is still a cute little girl.

Just when Jiang Heng couldn't help but was about to jump up to stop all this.

Suddenly, Mu Wanzhi's face froze in a strange way, and instantly became very pale.

Seeing grandma's hand frozen in the air for a long time, the teary-eyed Tuan'er was shocked.

Before she even had time to wipe her tears, she broke free from Mu Wanzhi's body, dragged a pair of wooden legs, and "creaked" and ran towards a small cabinet not far away.

Came to the cabinet, opened the second drawer, took out a white porcelain bottle, Tuan'er turned around and ran back in a hurry.

"Grandma, your injury has flared up again, drink up the spirit jade dew, or... woo... Tuan'er doesn't want to lose you."

As Tuan'er opened the cap of the white porcelain bottle, an extremely fresh fragrance filled the whole room.

Just like the air after rain, just smelling it makes people feel relaxed and happy, very comfortable.

Mu Wanzhi seemed to be in too much pain, she fell to the ground and began to tremble crazily.

However, she was still unwilling to open her mouth to drink the spiritual dew that had been brought to her mouth.

What made Tuan'er so anxious was that his tears were like a leaking reservoir, and he couldn't stop them no matter what.

Seeing this, Jiang Heng finally couldn't stand it anymore.

He opened his eyes suddenly and jumped off the sofa.

Then he walked quickly to Tuan'er, snatched the white porcelain bottle from her hand, and said, "Although I don't know what happened, let me try."

After speaking, ignoring the crying pear blossoms and Tuan'er in the rain, Jiang Heng squatted down, raised the white porcelain bottle in his hand to Mu Wanzhi's mouth and said, "This... Auntie, I know you and Tuan'er are monsters. As scared as I am, I know intuitively that you will not harm me.

Tuan'er is probably still young, don't you really have the heart to let her go, and then leave her alone in the world?

When you leave in style, what if someone bullies Tuan'er?
I don't know what kind of precious treasure is contained in this porcelain vase?

But no matter how precious the treasure is, if you are not willing to use it, what is the difference between it and a dead thing?
So, no matter from which aspect, I think you should consider whether to drink or not to drink?

Anyway, you're an adult now, you don't just see things on the surface.

Tuan'er and treasure, which is more important, I think you can distinguish clearly. "

After Dayi said these words in awe-inspiring manner, Jiang Heng looked at Mu Wanzhi firmly.

But he didn't mention how proud he was.

No wonder the protagonists in film and television dramas always like to roar wildly at every turn, to enlighten those stubborn old people who are about to die but refuse to take medicine.

I didn't expect this feeling to be so cool and exciting.

A look of struggle suddenly appeared on Mu Wanzhi's painfully distorted face.

Yes, what should I do if I die?
Her parents died hundreds of years ago under the natal fire of the villain, leaving only Tuan'er as a single seedling.

Although he escaped from the gangsters at that time, he was lucky enough to save his life.

But Tuan'er's father and mother screamed at the top of their lungs before they died, but she still remembers it vividly to this day.

"You must... help us take good care of Tuan'er... don't... don't let her have trouble... and don't let her help us... revenge!"

……

No, I absolutely cannot die.

Even if these soul jade dew are reserved for Tuan'er to cultivate into an adult body.

But the big deal is to wait until his injury stabilizes before going out to look for more.

And people die like lights go out.

By that time, there will be treasures in the sky, but it will be too late.

Thinking of this, Mu Wanzhi finally figured it out.

She glanced at Jiang Heng gratefully, took the white porcelain bottle in the other's hand, and then drank the elixir in the bottle with a lift of her neck.

In an instant, puffs of dark green gas visible to the naked eye were produced out of thin air, and began to crazily drill into Mu Wanzhi's body.

And the body of the latter, which was trembling crazily due to too much pain, finally calmed down slowly.

(End of this chapter)