Rebirth of Super God Takeaway
Chapter 43 My God!The plot of the movie will be staged on me
Chapter 43 My God!The plot of the movie will be staged on me
In order to make up for his position in Tuan'er's heart a little bit.
As soon as Jiang Heng gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, he pulled the spicy stick in his hand into two halves.
Then, with a look of astonishment on Tuan'er's face, he stuffed the half of the spicy stick in his left hand into his mouth with lightning speed.
Immediately afterwards, he raised the half of the spicy stick in his right hand and sent it towards Tuan'er's mouth full of chili oil.
In order not to let Tuan'er know that he could "see" her heart, Jiang Heng had no choice but to smile honestly, and lied, "Here, I see that you haven't eaten enough, I will give you half of my spicy strips."
The tone is full of innocence, full of childishness!
Seeing Jiang Heng feeding the cat, the expression on Tuan'er's face suddenly became very strange.
Doubts, dislikes, desires, bewilderment...
But in the end, after all, he couldn't resist the temptation of Lingqi spicy sticks.
Tuan'er swallowed half of the spicy stick in Jiang Heng's hand with a mouthful of "owwow", and then burped while holding his stomach in a very satisfied and unrecognizable manner.
Seeing that Tuan'er didn't dislike him and chose to eat it, Jiang Heng suddenly became very happy.
He felt that in the eyes of the other party, the image of the "weird Shushu" as a bad guy had finally faded a little.
Little did he know that this was all because of his self-indulgence.
Since he was waiting to see Tuan'er's reaction just now, Jiang Heng didn't even have time to chew and swallow the spicy strips in his mouth.
At this moment, after the fusion of saliva and chili peppers on the spicy strips, Jiang Heng suddenly felt his mouth start to burn and hurt.
However, there is no feeling at all other than that.
Compared with Tuan'er's relaxed and comfortable expression after eating, it's not a little bit worse.
"Could it be that the way I ate it is wrong? Tuan'er said that there is spiritual energy on it, but what the hell is spiritual energy? Where is it? Ah, no, whew...whee...it's so spicy!"
This kind of spiciness has exceeded the spiciness that Latiao should have.
Obviously, this is the ghost of the takeaway delivery box.
Jiang Heng, who didn't believe in evil, began to resist the spicy feeling, and chewed the spicy strips in his mouth until it was chewed into pieces.
But even so, apart from being spicy, it was still spicy, making Jiang Heng, who can't eat chili very much, flushed, sweating all over, scratching his ears and cheeks like a baboon who fell into a frying pan.
At this time, Tuan'er also noticed Jiang Heng's ferocious expression. It didn't look like he was eating delicious and tonic spicy strips, but rather like he was giving birth to a baby?
She asked with a puzzled look: "Jiang Heng, why do you have such a ghostly expression? It's because the aura in the aura stick is too rich and pure, can't you bear it?"
"Water...no, milk...quick! Get some for me to rinse my mouth...so hot!" Jiang Heng felt like he was about to become a fire-breathing dragon in Pokémon.
From the mouth to the stomach... No, the whole upper body was hot as if it had fallen into a chili barrel.
Don't think too much about it, Chrysanthemum will definitely be "injured" again tomorrow morning.
Ahhh, I don't want it!
So blue and thin, so mushrooms!
Just thinking about it makes the chrysanthemum hurt so much!
Tuan'er, who didn't know where he was, was also taken aback when he saw Jiang Heng's distressed appearance.
She didn't dare to ask any more questions or think too much, so she ran to the kitchen with a "crunch, crunch" and took out a large bottle of fresh milk from the refrigerator.
This is the grandma who used to like to watch health programs on the Internet. In order for her only granddaughter to thrive, she paid a lot of money to order it online.
And it's three years.
Every day, there would be a handsome young man with a confused face riding a small motorcycle, from the other side of Songcheng tens of miles away, to come to the big locust tree unshakably. The guest brings milk.
After receiving the large bottle of milk handed over by Tuan'er, Jiang Heng immediately raised his neck and began to drink it "gudong, gudong".
I spit out some and rinsed my mouth now and then, and after 10 minutes, I finally relieved the spicy feeling.
Putting down the empty bottle in his hand, Jiang Heng also hiccupped in a very inconspicuous way, causing Tuan'er to giggle coquettishly.
After Jiang Heng finally recovered a bit, Tuan'er took the initiative to ask, "How come your reaction to eating Lingqi spicy strips is different from mine? It's obviously not spicy at all, but it's full of spirit fragrance."
Jiang Heng rolled his eyes at her, and said weakly: "I don't know what the hell is the aura in your mouth? I just know that I must not eat the food that comes from my delivery box in the future. God knows what other food will be." What kind of terrifying appearance did it mutate into?"
"Ao!" Although Tuan'er couldn't understand, he still nodded carefully.
After such a delay, it was almost 05:30 in the evening.
Jiang Heng planned to go out and have a meal with the company's delivery buddies.
After all, this was what I personally agreed to at noon.
He told Tuan'er thousands of times that she must not run around, and made a big promise to bring her delicious food when she came back.
As a result, the little girl Tuan'er didn't speak, but smiled cunningly like a little fox, as if she was planning something?
After the "Mother Jiang Heng" finished talking, Tuan'er said quietly: "So I'm not going on a date with a young lady, but with a group of big men. However, such a party must be very interesting, so... I want to go too .”
"No, you don't even have a leg, why are you going with me? Have you forgotten the creaking sound of your walking? It's even louder than a tractor. If you appear at the party tonight, I'm afraid you will scare a group of delivery guys to death "Jiang Heng refused without thinking.
"Oh, hehe, you won't let me go, right?" Facing Jiang Heng's refusal, Tuan'er didn't look too frustrated, but said with a coquettish smile: "Have you forgotten the conditions you promised me before? You were Say anything."
"It's broken!" Jiang Heng's heart skipped a beat.
The cunning little fox of the emotional group has been scheming against him from the very beginning, and he doesn't know it yet.
At this point, if she doesn't agree to Tuan'er, she will definitely be called a "broken girl" by her again. Bao Buqi strongly expresses her disapproval, and Tuan'er sneaks out again.
Well, very likely.
In that case, things will probably get worse.
But there was no way to prevent Tuan'er from going, so Jiang Heng could only say with a bitter face, "But your legs..."
"I've already figured out a solution for the legs. Do you think I'm watching "The Mermaid" in the afternoon for nothing? Wait for me for a while. I'll change clothes and get some equipment."
After saying these words, Tuan'er happily hummed a little tune, and walked towards the bedroom with a "creak, creak".
Speaking of "The Mermaid", Jiang Heng immediately thought of one of the plots.
In order to get close to Young Master Xuan, "Shan" put on a long skirt and stepped on a skateboard at the suggestion of her clansmen, just like a Piao, appearing in the human world with the wind when she walks...
Damn, is the plot in the movie going to be staged on me?
Ah, no, I'm a little dizzy and my blood pressure is a little high (x___x).
My goodness, the next scene is embarrassing just thinking about it.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Absolutely not!
(End of this chapter)
In order to make up for his position in Tuan'er's heart a little bit.
As soon as Jiang Heng gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, he pulled the spicy stick in his hand into two halves.
Then, with a look of astonishment on Tuan'er's face, he stuffed the half of the spicy stick in his left hand into his mouth with lightning speed.
Immediately afterwards, he raised the half of the spicy stick in his right hand and sent it towards Tuan'er's mouth full of chili oil.
In order not to let Tuan'er know that he could "see" her heart, Jiang Heng had no choice but to smile honestly, and lied, "Here, I see that you haven't eaten enough, I will give you half of my spicy strips."
The tone is full of innocence, full of childishness!
Seeing Jiang Heng feeding the cat, the expression on Tuan'er's face suddenly became very strange.
Doubts, dislikes, desires, bewilderment...
But in the end, after all, he couldn't resist the temptation of Lingqi spicy sticks.
Tuan'er swallowed half of the spicy stick in Jiang Heng's hand with a mouthful of "owwow", and then burped while holding his stomach in a very satisfied and unrecognizable manner.
Seeing that Tuan'er didn't dislike him and chose to eat it, Jiang Heng suddenly became very happy.
He felt that in the eyes of the other party, the image of the "weird Shushu" as a bad guy had finally faded a little.
Little did he know that this was all because of his self-indulgence.
Since he was waiting to see Tuan'er's reaction just now, Jiang Heng didn't even have time to chew and swallow the spicy strips in his mouth.
At this moment, after the fusion of saliva and chili peppers on the spicy strips, Jiang Heng suddenly felt his mouth start to burn and hurt.
However, there is no feeling at all other than that.
Compared with Tuan'er's relaxed and comfortable expression after eating, it's not a little bit worse.
"Could it be that the way I ate it is wrong? Tuan'er said that there is spiritual energy on it, but what the hell is spiritual energy? Where is it? Ah, no, whew...whee...it's so spicy!"
This kind of spiciness has exceeded the spiciness that Latiao should have.
Obviously, this is the ghost of the takeaway delivery box.
Jiang Heng, who didn't believe in evil, began to resist the spicy feeling, and chewed the spicy strips in his mouth until it was chewed into pieces.
But even so, apart from being spicy, it was still spicy, making Jiang Heng, who can't eat chili very much, flushed, sweating all over, scratching his ears and cheeks like a baboon who fell into a frying pan.
At this time, Tuan'er also noticed Jiang Heng's ferocious expression. It didn't look like he was eating delicious and tonic spicy strips, but rather like he was giving birth to a baby?
She asked with a puzzled look: "Jiang Heng, why do you have such a ghostly expression? It's because the aura in the aura stick is too rich and pure, can't you bear it?"
"Water...no, milk...quick! Get some for me to rinse my mouth...so hot!" Jiang Heng felt like he was about to become a fire-breathing dragon in Pokémon.
From the mouth to the stomach... No, the whole upper body was hot as if it had fallen into a chili barrel.
Don't think too much about it, Chrysanthemum will definitely be "injured" again tomorrow morning.
Ahhh, I don't want it!
So blue and thin, so mushrooms!
Just thinking about it makes the chrysanthemum hurt so much!
Tuan'er, who didn't know where he was, was also taken aback when he saw Jiang Heng's distressed appearance.
She didn't dare to ask any more questions or think too much, so she ran to the kitchen with a "crunch, crunch" and took out a large bottle of fresh milk from the refrigerator.
This is the grandma who used to like to watch health programs on the Internet. In order for her only granddaughter to thrive, she paid a lot of money to order it online.
And it's three years.
Every day, there would be a handsome young man with a confused face riding a small motorcycle, from the other side of Songcheng tens of miles away, to come to the big locust tree unshakably. The guest brings milk.
After receiving the large bottle of milk handed over by Tuan'er, Jiang Heng immediately raised his neck and began to drink it "gudong, gudong".
I spit out some and rinsed my mouth now and then, and after 10 minutes, I finally relieved the spicy feeling.
Putting down the empty bottle in his hand, Jiang Heng also hiccupped in a very inconspicuous way, causing Tuan'er to giggle coquettishly.
After Jiang Heng finally recovered a bit, Tuan'er took the initiative to ask, "How come your reaction to eating Lingqi spicy strips is different from mine? It's obviously not spicy at all, but it's full of spirit fragrance."
Jiang Heng rolled his eyes at her, and said weakly: "I don't know what the hell is the aura in your mouth? I just know that I must not eat the food that comes from my delivery box in the future. God knows what other food will be." What kind of terrifying appearance did it mutate into?"
"Ao!" Although Tuan'er couldn't understand, he still nodded carefully.
After such a delay, it was almost 05:30 in the evening.
Jiang Heng planned to go out and have a meal with the company's delivery buddies.
After all, this was what I personally agreed to at noon.
He told Tuan'er thousands of times that she must not run around, and made a big promise to bring her delicious food when she came back.
As a result, the little girl Tuan'er didn't speak, but smiled cunningly like a little fox, as if she was planning something?
After the "Mother Jiang Heng" finished talking, Tuan'er said quietly: "So I'm not going on a date with a young lady, but with a group of big men. However, such a party must be very interesting, so... I want to go too .”
"No, you don't even have a leg, why are you going with me? Have you forgotten the creaking sound of your walking? It's even louder than a tractor. If you appear at the party tonight, I'm afraid you will scare a group of delivery guys to death "Jiang Heng refused without thinking.
"Oh, hehe, you won't let me go, right?" Facing Jiang Heng's refusal, Tuan'er didn't look too frustrated, but said with a coquettish smile: "Have you forgotten the conditions you promised me before? You were Say anything."
"It's broken!" Jiang Heng's heart skipped a beat.
The cunning little fox of the emotional group has been scheming against him from the very beginning, and he doesn't know it yet.
At this point, if she doesn't agree to Tuan'er, she will definitely be called a "broken girl" by her again. Bao Buqi strongly expresses her disapproval, and Tuan'er sneaks out again.
Well, very likely.
In that case, things will probably get worse.
But there was no way to prevent Tuan'er from going, so Jiang Heng could only say with a bitter face, "But your legs..."
"I've already figured out a solution for the legs. Do you think I'm watching "The Mermaid" in the afternoon for nothing? Wait for me for a while. I'll change clothes and get some equipment."
After saying these words, Tuan'er happily hummed a little tune, and walked towards the bedroom with a "creak, creak".
Speaking of "The Mermaid", Jiang Heng immediately thought of one of the plots.
In order to get close to Young Master Xuan, "Shan" put on a long skirt and stepped on a skateboard at the suggestion of her clansmen, just like a Piao, appearing in the human world with the wind when she walks...
Damn, is the plot in the movie going to be staged on me?
Ah, no, I'm a little dizzy and my blood pressure is a little high (x___x).
My goodness, the next scene is embarrassing just thinking about it.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Absolutely not!
(End of this chapter)
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