Rebirth of Super God Takeaway

Chapter 50
Seeing the delivery boy standing up suddenly in front of him, with a look of indignation on his face, Li Sanmu suddenly felt a little confused.

By the way...we two know each other?

Why do you look like you have a deep hatred?
But it can't be blamed on Li Sanmu's lame eyes for not recognizing Jiang Heng.

He is really a "single-celled tardigrade" creature that can be forgotten at a glance.

Even his master "Dragon Thief", when he couldn't find the legacy for a long time and accepted him as a closed disciple with tears in his eyes, secretly wiped his tears under the quilt for three days and three nights.

After all, the Thousand-Handed Heroes Sect controlled by Daoist Dragon Thief is an ancient sect that has been passed down for a long time.

However, this is the famous chivalrous sect in ancient times, but one day it will face a situation of being outnumbered.

The key is that the only inheritor, what the hell, is still a [-], and his IQ is often offline.

I don't know if there is a pile of paste in his head?
Anyway, Li Sanmu has been studying for five years and seems ready to become a teacher.

In fact, he hasn't even learned the most basic method of refining Qi.

The only thing I have learned is just the fur of some stealing, and I am not yet proficient.

And is the art of stealing the secret skill of Thousand Hands Thieves?
Soulless, of course it’s not right!
Stealing Art is at best an auxiliary skill.

The root of Thousand-Handed Heroes is a cultivation sect...a real sect...a sect...a faction!
It is a chivalrous sect that uses Taoism to rob the rich and give to the poor.

From ancient times to the present, how many wealthy and unkind landlords trembled in fear when they heard the name of the Thousand-Handed Thief Clan.

Now he has accepted such a stupid apprentice as Li Sanmu, seeing that the sect is about to be destroyed, and completely become dust in history...

This... is really a sad story!

……

Seeing that Li Sanmu's bewildered expression didn't look like a fake, Jiang Heng asked suspiciously, "You really don't remember me?"

Li Sanmu took another deep look at Jiang Heng to confirm that he really didn't know him.

Then put on a cheap look of "Why should I know you, are you famous?" and said, "I don't remember, I think you have identified the wrong person? After all, a handsome and flamboyant man like me can easily Both men and women are killed."

After finishing speaking, he still did not forget to put on a pose that he thought he was handsome, but in fact he was rather old-fashioned, likening his hand to a pistol, and placed it on his chin.

"Ouch!" Jiang Heng almost vomited.

I have never seen such a shameless narcissist before.

You don't even piss to take pictures of yourself, how dare you call yourself a handsome guy with your big pie face?

And that movement in your hand, it's a product of the last century, why don't you be so sad!
Who gave you the courage?
Now, Jiang Heng can finally be sure that Li Sanmu really can't remember him.

And he also let out a long sigh of relief.

After all, Jiang Heng still feels ashamed about what happened that night until now.

What the hell, he was so embarrassed that his pants were covered in crayfish soup.

It's better than adult bed-wetting with no glory.

……

The topic fell into a stalemate for a while.

Just when Jiang Heng wanted to ask the other party what is the purpose of coming here?
Suddenly, Li Sanmu walked to the desk and said, "Are you the person in charge here?"

Jiang Heng nodded first, then shook his head, and said, "Yes or no, why are you looking for the person in charge? If it's a general problem, maybe I can help you."

"Really? You can make the decision? That's great." Then, Li Sanmu took out an ID card from his pocket, handed it to Jiang Heng and said, "I want to apply to join the beautiful group to deliver food and become a Glorious delivery boy."

After arguing for a long time, the other party originally wanted to join the job.

But, is it really good to recruit a thief into the company?

What if the company's money is stolen by him...

Ah hello, what are you thinking?

What else can be stolen from this empty shell company in front of me?

Wooden office furniture?Tin filing cabinet?A few used broken computers?
I'm afraid that if the whole office wasn't demolished, it would cost less than 500 yuan.

After taking a look at the ID card handed over by the other party, Jiang Heng rummaged through the computer in front of him.

When he was checking the accounts before, he had seen a job application process, and now he just needed it.

After digging out the job application, Jiang Heng just glanced at it, pouting, and returned Li Sanmu's ID card.

"What's the matter? Am I not suitable? Or is it already full?" Li Sanmu didn't answer the question with a look of doubt.

Jiang Heng said: "No, no, what you said is wrong, but you need a business license to apply for a job, and you need to go to the hospital to apply for a health certificate.

But because the former general manager went in because of a crime, the business license issued in his name is definitely not acceptable.

Why don't you go back and wait for two more days?The headquarters has sent someone down to take over here. "

"Oh, okay, then I'll go back and wait for another two days." Li Sanmu took his ID card with a little disappointment, then turned and walked out the door.

At this time, Jiang Heng, who couldn't hide his doubts, saw that the other party was about to leave. He quickly stopped the other party and said, "By the way, why did you change your ways and want to be a delivery boy? Isn't it very profitable to be a thief?"

Li Sanmu's forward figure suddenly stopped and stopped.

Then, he slowly turned around and said: "From the first sentence we just met, I felt strange, how do you know my identity? Now it seems that there is some misunderstanding between you and me?"

Jiang Heng smiled awkwardly: "It's not just a misunderstanding, we even had a fight."

"Oh? There is such a thing? Why don't I remember?" Li Sanmu frowned, thinking hard for a long time, but he couldn't think of a reason.

Jiang Heng was almost speechless about this.

As far as this IQ is concerned, what happened a few days ago is now completely forgotten.

This guy really isn't fit to be a thief.

Afterwards, Jiang Heng roughly told Li Sanmu what happened that night, but Jiang Heng didn't want to mention the shameful thing like crayfish soup muddying his pants.

Just kidding, anyway, this guy doesn't remember, so what's the point of making it so clear?
Do you still think your shame is not off the chart?
As a result, after Li Sanmu listened to it, he immediately showed an expression of enlightenment, said loudly "Oh", and said: "If you said that, I remembered, that day should be the day when I just became a teacher, and I haven't succeeded once. Got caught by an old catcher... I still remember, you seemed to be carrying a plastic bag to eat leftover crayfish, and ended up with your pants. Haha, yes, that’s it, it’s so funny.”

Looking at Li Sanmu who couldn't straighten up with laughter in front of him, Jiang Heng's face turned dark.

In other words, why did I have to talk so cheap just now?

It's okay, why mention that embarrassing thing?

It's just that I can't find happiness for myself.

Also, Li Sanmu, you bad boy.

Do you really not remember, or are you playing with me and laughing at me?

I said that you don't know anything else. Once I said that we had a fight, you remembered it so clearly, and you didn't let go of the details.

You are so dull!
In order to ease his embarrassment, Jiang Heng quickly changed the subject and said, "Okay, stop laughing. It's still the same question I just asked, why do you want to change your ways?"

Wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, Li Sanmu took a deep look at Jiang Heng, and said solemnly, "It's not because of you."

"Huh? Because of me? How can I say this?" Jiang Heng became even more confused.

It is said that the system in my head also has the attribute of "pursuing all sentient beings" to make people correct evil and return to righteousness?
Do you want to be so powerful?
(End of this chapter)