Rebirth of Super God Takeaway

Chapter 56 Host please respect yourself, this system does not accept bribes
It has to be said that Jiang Heng is a good guy through and through.

Even though Li Sanmu robbed him of his lunch box at noon, he still didn't hold grudges.

He even generously bought five boxed lunches for Li Sanmu for dinner.

You barely ate half full at noon, right?
Alright, I will fulfill your desire to have a full meal, and I will give you five servings in the evening.

And all of them are "additional" boxed lunches that have been soaked in aura for a long time in the delivery box.

Jiang Heng will never forget the terrible fact that when he was doing experiments with Jiang Tuan'er yesterday, he only ate half of a Lingqi hot stick, and he was turned into a "fire-breathing dragon".

Combined with his bad experience, Jiang Heng thought that ordinary people can't eat food with too much aura.

Otherwise, the fragile body cannot withstand the attack of spiritual energy at all, and will be very injured.

Therefore, in order to "thank" little classmate Li Sanmu for his "graciousness of grabbing food" at noon, Jiang Heng planned to give him a precious "reiki feast" on the whole.

Anyway, as long as it doesn't kill anyone, Jiang Heng will feel very relieved if he can make Li Sanmu go crazy all night after eating the "reiki feast".

……

Humming a little song and returning to the office, it was already 06:30 in the evening.

As for Li Sanmu, the starving ghost, as expected, he was paralyzed on the desk, his eyes lost focus, and his face looked hopeless.

Seeing his unlucky look, Jiang Heng grinned and said loudly: "Hi, Sanmu, you've worked hard, come and have dinner quickly."

Hearing someone calling him, Li Sanmu, who was originally like a dead dog, his ears "branched" all of a sudden, and his out-of-focus eyes instantly recovered.

"Ah... where? Where? Where's my dear dinner?"

The wolf howled strangely, and Li Sanmu was resurrected with full health as if he had used a resurrection coin. He raised his head and began to search the room for traces of food.

When he saw Jiang Heng at the door, to be exact, when he saw the big bag of lunch in Jiang Heng's hand, he immediately drooled and rushed towards Jiang Heng.

In the next second, Li Sanmu snatched the lunch box from Jiang Heng's hand with his gestures like lightning.

Immediately afterwards, two lines of grateful tears flowed from his eyes.

"Jiang Heng, woo woo... You are my good brother, and you came back just in time. If you don't come back, woo woo... I'm afraid I'll have to chew on the sofa."

The quick to be grateful is the quick to change one's attitude.

Before the smile on the corner of Jiang Heng's mouth was completely closed, the "ungrateful" Li Sanmu had already sat down on the sofa behind him and began to eat in big mouthfuls. Lumang’s “spiritual feast”.

Regarding this, Jiang Heng was almost depressed.

Ah hello, I don't expect you to thank me extravagantly, but since you have already thanked me, do you want to be so perfunctory?
It’s just that!

I was feeling depressed, but looking at Li Sanmu, who had nothing to say in front of me, I don't know why Jiang Heng's "soft heart disease" broke out again.

"I hope I don't eat dead people, that would be a crime."

Although he really wanted to fix Li Sanmu, and wanted to see his unlucky appearance tortured by spiritual energy, especially at the moment when Li Sanmu "changed his face" just now, this idea was even stronger.

But when Li Sanmu really started to gobble it up, Jiang Heng couldn't help but feel worried.

It has to be said that Jiang Heng, who has a "soft heart", is not suitable to be a bad person at all.

In less than a minute, Li Sanmu had already swallowed the first Lingqi box lunch, and he obviously still had an expression of unfinished content.

"Eat, it's all yours, I ate it outside." Seeing that Li Sanmu seemed to be fine and didn't show any pain, Jiang Heng said with a sigh of relief.

But for some reason, he suddenly felt a little lost again.

What the hell, I just ate half of a Lingqi hot stick, and I was so hot that I doubted my life.

And Li Sanmu ate a large box full of spiritual energy, but acted like a normal person. Isn't this a little bit unfair?

Grinning gratefully at Jiang Heng, Li Sanmu opened the second spiritual box lunch.

Accompanied by a cheerful sound like a domestic pig eating, it only took 30 seconds this time, and the second Reiki box lunch was successfully bottomed out.

In response, the corner of Jiang Heng's mouth twitched unconsciously.

How can this be made a little bit?

I'm afraid the bigger reason why Master Toulong expelled Li Sanmu from his master's school is because he is really a shit-making machine that only keeps eating, right?
Such an apprentice, alas, don't mind!

Sensing Jiang Heng's strange gaze, Li Sanmu's hand that picked up the third Lingqi lunch box shrank unconsciously.

He looked at Jiang Heng with reddened cheeks and said, "Sorry, I'm really hungry, I was wandering outside..."

"Okay, okay, I didn't say anything to you, you can continue to eat." Jiang Heng interrupted Li Sanmu, and said: "I have something to tell you after dinner."

"Okay!" Li Sanmu excitedly opened the third spiritual box lunch.

Seeing that Li Sanmu's food tasted better and better, Jiang Heng shook his head and decided not to watch him eat anymore.

Maybe the food in the delivery box is really only for him?
It's just that this is an object that I have strengthened and transformed by using the positive points. It should be aimed at myself. How can I target myself everywhere, but be friendly to outsiders?

Unable to think of a reason, Jiang Heng was disappointed and decided not to think about it.

After giving the nine monks in Songcheng a small gift of aura takeaway, they also received nearly 5000 praise points in return.

While it's still early, it's better to use these positive points to strengthen and transform the places that have not yet been strengthened.

Make the best use of everything, this is what I should do most now.

And I also called Jiang Tuan'er before. Since this little girl ate those two big watermelons with aura yesterday and added spicy aura strips, her stomach full of aura could not be digested, so she is not hungry at all right now.

Therefore, there is no need to go back and bring her dinner.

Thinking of this, Jiang Heng began to communicate with the system in his head.

And he has developed a strong interest in system stores that he has never met.

"System, system, I already have nearly 5000 positive points, am I eligible to open the system store?"

The voice of the system is still cold and emotionless: "I'm sorry, the conditions to open the system store are immature, and the host Jiang Heng is temporarily unavailable."

"What the hell? What kind of things are sold in the system store? You can't even open it with good reviews?" Seeing that the system rejected him, Jiang Heng thought to himself: "Could it be that my good reviews are too high?" Less? Or...you have to use another currency to open the system store?"

Confused and unwilling to give up, Jiang Heng had an idea and pulled out a hundred-yuan bill from the Qiankun bag in his pocket.

He intends to try to see if real money can bribe Tsundere's system, let it reveal a little information to himself, and see how to open the store?

The result was that before Jiang Heng's idea had time to communicate with the system, the cold voice of the system played in his head like a repeater, playing it repeatedly.

I don't know why the system knows what Jiang Heng is thinking?
"The host please respect yourself, this system does not accept bribes... The host please respect yourself, this system does not accept bribes... The host please respect yourself, this system..."

The sound was played hundreds of times in a row, and Jiang Heng was stunned when he heard the magic sound, his brain was buzzing: "(*+﹏+*)~".

……

I'm not annoying and I don't post very often.

But I will still post it occasionally. It is not easy for a newcomer to write a book. One of your favorites and recommendation tickets will be a great encouragement to me.

Thank you so much!
(End of this chapter)