Rebirth of Super God Takeaway

Chapter 7 The Hardworking Huanglong Taoist
Huanglong Taoist is a wandering Taoist priest.

Although his dao name is quite bluffing, his strength can be described as horrible.

At most, they are only slightly better than the old gods who tell fortunes under the bridge.

However, it was just such a loss that strengthened his self-confidence, made him think that he was an expert, and started to travel all over the world, and by the way, "subdue demons and subdue demons".

Not to mention, he himself has white hair and long beard, a blue-gray Taoist robe covering his body, holding a broken dust whisk, and he has a rather fairy-like appearance.

For this reason, there are not a few people who seek him to solve some supernatural problems that are difficult to explain by science.

He also made a lot of money because of it.

At noon that day, Taoist Huanglong traveled to Songcheng on foot.

Looking at the beautiful scenery of Songcheng surrounded by mountains and rivers, he immediately decided to stay here for a while.

It's really impossible not to stay.

The few goblins he's followed recently who started live broadcasts are really provocative.

One by one is so touching.

That little pretty* waist twisted really white and round... eh?No, it's a folk dance that's really good.

Art should be such a frank meeting.

Anyway, I just couldn't control my hands, and all the "hard-earned money" went in to give gifts.

I watched my bank card go from six digits to five digits, and now to single digits, and finally became worthless.

Seeing that no rewards have been received, the "sympathy" of the goblins can't help but overflow.

Fairy A said: "Master Daoist, you must not be obsessed with beauty. Your mission is to subdue demons and save the world. This world needs you. So, go to yours now."

What you said is righteous, but why do you always feel that the last sentence is a curse?

Fairy B said more implicitly: "Master, my little girl has suddenly caught a cold recently. I'm afraid she will have to wear two more clothes during live broadcasts in the future."

Well, to be honest, two extra coats is two extra coats.

That guy was wearing a mink with the air conditioner on, hats, masks, sunglasses, and scarves. He made it like a secret agent's joint, and he wasn't afraid of heatstroke.

Fairy C has a more forthright personality, unlike the first two, she is still very generous in showing the live broadcast to Taoist Huanglong.

But for some reason, Taoist Huanglong always felt that Fairy C was much fatter and darker than before.

Sometimes it may be because of the network card, the head of Fairy C can even be separated from the body, which looks very strange and terrifying.

Until one day Taoist Huanglong came into contact with a term called "PS".

He finally saw through the world of mortals that day, and since then he has no feelings for the pink skull.

……

Looking up at the big sun in the sky, it was already noon before he knew it, Taoist Huanglong was going to find a place to stay first, and order a takeaway for himself by the way.

Turn left and turn right, after asking several migrant workers, Taoist Huanglong finally found a relatively affordable hotel.

A room costs only ten dollars a day.

This is no different from giving it away for free.

Taoist Huanglong himself is not a hypocritical person. The most important thing is that he has no money at all now, so he moved in without hesitation.

Even though the room looked rather... er, undeserving.

Lying on a small bed whose original color could not be distinguished, Huanglong Taoist looked at the indescribable photo of posing on the ceiling, and he took out a homemade counterfeit mobile phone from his pocket with a cheap laugh. Started ordering takeaway.

"Well, although you can't see the picture of Xiao Erhei's wedding recommended by the shopkeeper, just hearing the name is very festive. The key point is that it is very cheap. Order it."

"The name of this mother-child meeting looks so warm, so I ordered it."

"Just order these two, or the food standard at noon should exceed the standard."

After successfully placing the order, Taoist Huanglong began to stare intently at the ceiling.

After all, it has been almost a week since he saw through the world of mortals, and his heart was already itchy.

……

At the same time, Jiang Heng was squatting on Shuiyuan Street in Songcheng where there were relatively dense restaurants.

Seeing the takeaway guys who chatted with me all put on orders and left.

But he seemed to be an unlucky guy forgotten by God, never getting an order.

This made him so depressed that he almost turned around and hit a tree.

"Could this be Li Goudan's way of deliberately messing with me?" Seeing another takeaway boy walking by, Jiang Heng secretly murmured in his heart: "No, I have to go to Li Goudan to discuss the theory. He cut off my way to upgrade to the pinnacle of life."

After making up his mind, Jiang Heng stood up and prepared to ride the little sheep to the delivery station to find Li Goudan.

But he hadn't started yet, when suddenly there was a "ding" sound, and a female voice prompt sounded like a sound of heaven came from the mobile phone on his chest.

Hearing this sound, Jiang Heng was so excited that he almost knelt down.

God really had pity on him.

With a look of joy on his face, he opened his phone and logged into the food delivery app.

Hey, what a coincidence, the hotel is right behind me, just two steps away.

And the distance to deliver meals is not far away, Kankan is less than 800 meters away.

As long as the chef is strong, Jiang Heng is confident that he can deliver it to the other party within a minute.

Jiang Heng felt very happy at the thought of getting good reviews again.

When he came to the restaurant, he reported the order number, and after waiting for less than 2 minutes, Jiang Heng got two translucent takeaway boxes from the chef.

Then, under the hesitant and very weird expression of the other party, he rode away on the little sheep.

At this time, the owner of the restaurant came out from behind the bar, looked at the chef and said, "I drank too much last night, did you take off the menu that I wrote indiscriminately from the merchant app of Meituan? Don't let the customers order it." Ah, otherwise it would be smashing my own century-old signboard."

The chef laughed a few times with an unnatural expression, and said, "Don't worry, boss, I... have already removed it before going to work in the morning, and I will definitely... not be ordered by customers."

"Well, I don't worry about your work. But it seems that you have to drink less alcohol in the future. Drinking alcohol is easy to cause accidents." After talking to himself, the boss went back to the back of the bar to count the money.

Only the chef was left standing there with his arms folded, praying continuously.

……

According to the address left by the customer "Huanglong Taoist", Jiang Heng arrived at the famous "Hotel Street" in Songcheng in less than a minute.

Jiang Heng felt very disgusted when he thought that this customer with an equally strange ID lived in such a place of fireworks.

But for the sake of good reviews, he endured it.

Carrying the takeaway to the door of Room 303 of Guangming Hotel, Jiang Heng knocked lightly on the door: "Hello, is this Mr. Huang? Your takeaway has arrived."

"So fast?" Jiang Heng suddenly heard an exclamation from inside the door: "Ah, wait a moment."

Immediately afterwards, there was a sudden sound of rustling accompanied by the sound of the belt head hitting the door.

Regarding this, Jiang Heng was almost depressed.

Living in such a place in broad daylight, what do you need to take off your clothes?
If you think about it with your toes, you know that the people inside must have done nothing good.

But Jiang Heng obviously misunderstood.

When an old man with white hair and long beard, full of immortal demeanor opened the door, Jiang Heng poked his head in and looked inside. How could there be any romantic woman?Only the old man was there, and he unconsciously smiled awkwardly.

Seeing Jiang Heng smiling at him inexplicably, Taoist Huanglong looked very confused.

Could it be that I was "entertaining myself" in it just now and was discovered by this kid?

Ah, no, it's so shameful, there's no place to put my old face.

No, I have to send this kid away quickly, lest he remember my charming and handsome face and say bad things about me in the future.

Thinking of this, Taoist Huanglong smiled slightly and said, "Thank you, little brother, for sending it so fast. Praise, absolutely praise."

Jiang Heng was waiting for this sentence from the other party.

In the next second, a system prompt sounded in his head.

[Praise points from Taoist Huanglong +100]

Immediately afterwards, on the second column of the system interface [-], which is similar to the WeChat chat interface, Huanglong Taoist's avatar also appeared on it.

The other person didn't lie about his feelings, so he called him Taoist Huanglong. It was really a middle-class name.

I don’t know how I passed the verification of the government household registration in the first place and got the official household registration.

After successfully completing the task, Jiang Heng no longer thought about it and left with a smile on his face.

Who knows that not long after he went downstairs, an extremely angry roar resounded in the corridor on the third floor, which could not dissipate for a long time.

"This old man is so f*cking beeping the dog. I met such an unscrupulous businessman. Xiao Erhei got married, and God Nima got two peeled black stewed eggs. The mother-child meeting turned out to be fried soybean sprouts with soybeans? God damn it Yes, do you want to be so cheating? No, complain, definitely complain. Otherwise, it will be difficult to vent the hatred in my heart!"

(End of this chapter)