Rebirth of Super God Takeaway

Chapter 73 Ah, I don't want to be a humanoid self-propelled medicine jar!

"Damn it, come again? I didn't read the old almanac when I went out today."

At this time, Duan Qianran was unable to complain.

If the appearance of Jiang Heng before made him feel like an ordinary person, then the one who appeared later was even more ordinary than ordinary people.

No, it was because he couldn't feel a breath at all, as if this person was not alive.

But just such a person who is not a living person creates an inexplicable feeling of fear in people's hearts.

"Senior, this is the real senior! I'm afraid his cultivation level is not lower than Master's." Duan Qianran suddenly had this idea in his heart.

It's just... Could it be that senior is a mutton skewer?

The smell of meat is so fragrant, I really want to go up and take a bite.

Swallowing with difficulty, Duan Qianran said respectfully: "Dare you ask that senior is also here to help this little wooden demon?"

Venerable Lingxi ignored Duan Qianran, but kept kicking the tired and paralyzed Erha beside him.

Jiang Heng, who was unconscious on the side, was being taken care of by a little wood demon, so Lord Lingxi was not worried at all.

"Senior, junior Duan Qianran, a third-rank monk, I haven't asked my senior's name yet." Duan Qianran, who did not give up, continued.

The Venerable Lingxi squatted down, grabbed Erha's ear with his hands and said, "Look at you, you have climbed such a small mountain road. You just moved a little bit, and you are so tired. It seems that the amount of exercise in the future It must be increased."

At this time, Duoduo: "Stupid shoveling shit, what do you mean by moving a little bit? Did you see a 150-pound fat dog running with the wind, and even jumped three feet high, and painted his face with his hind feet? An X? Mama, my hip still hurts."

"Senior, if you are just passing by, please..."

"I said, are you annoying?" Venerable Lingxi finally spoke.

He looked at Duan Qianran and said word by word: "I give you ten seconds to disappear from my eyes, otherwise..."

The words are not finished, but the meaning is self-evident.

If you don't leave, you three will take jujube pills!

"But senior..."

"You have nine seconds left!"

"The junior really can't help..."

"Seven seconds!" Venerable Lingxi said coldly: "I forgot to tell you, I have always hated people from the Hundred Souls Sect, and this time I let you go is a special kindness. So, stop negotiating terms with me." .”

"Three seconds left!"

"Let's go!" Hearing this, Duan Qianran's expression changed, and he immediately waved his hand, calling for his junior to leave quickly.

"Ahem...Senior Lingxi...don't let them go!" Suddenly, Jiang Heng came to his senses. Seeing that Venerable Lingxi was going to let the three bastards go, he said hastily.

"Oh? Since it's someone Jiang Heng doesn't want to let go, I'm sorry, I'm going to break my promise."

Saying that, Venerable Lingxi stretched out his hand to grab the void, as if an invisible big hand had been born out of thin air, and grabbed the three people who were about to jump off the cliff and leave.

Since the third-rank monks can't fly with the sword, they must be at the fourth rank or above to control the sword.

Therefore, if Duan Qianran and the others wanted to escape from this land of right and wrong within three seconds, the fastest shortcut could only be to jump off the cliff.

However, after seeing the powerful strength of Venerable Lingxi, Duan Qianran thought bitterly that even if they mastered flying with a sword, they might not be able to fly out of the palm of Venerable Lingxi.

At this moment, the faces of Duan Qianran and the others were full of fear.

This feeling of being caught without any resistance is really too bad.

"Damn it, I must have missed the old almanac when I went out today." Duan Qianran became more determined.

Venerable Lingxi came to Jiang Heng with his hands behind his back.

Behind him floated the three tightly bound people, as if there were three human-shaped hydrogen balloons floating behind Venerable Lingxi, full of joy.

"Little friend Jiang Heng, how are you? Is the injury serious? It's a pity that in order to treat the wounds left by the tribulation in the past few days, I don't have any healing elixir." Lord Lingxi said embarrassedly.

These words sounded like a bolt from the blue to the ears of Duan Qianran and the others.

It has been heard for a long time that a venerable in Songcheng ushered in the only catastrophe in the world for thousands of years, and successfully survived.

Originally, Duan Qianran and the others admired such a powerful senior monk, and they were very eager to see him.

Unexpectedly, this wish finally came true today.

However, he was forced to offend the other party.

It was bad luck to open the door for bad luck--bad luck at home!
I hope that Senior Venerable will be gentle when he strikes later, woo woo...

Jiang Heng shook his head: "Senior can come to save me...I'm very happy...my injury...it's okay...don't need a elixir?"

Speaking of healing elixir, Jiang Heng suddenly heard a voice telling him that there were many bottles and jars in his Qiankun Yiqi bag, which contained elixir that could heal his injuries.

Damn, is the system a voyeur?

Why does the system know what is on my body and what is in it?

Ahhh, my poor privacy.

System, you are simply a pervert!
Yes, that "sound in the dark" is the sound of the system.

It seems that the system didn't want Jiang Heng to be lazy, and he used the excuse of lying in the hospital bed for several months because of his injury.

After all, one hundred days of injury!

How many opportunities to get praise points will be lost in one hundred days!

The corner of Jiang Heng's mouth twitched, and he slowly reached into his pocket.

But the suffocation and tingling in his chest made his hands freeze in mid-air.

"Jiang Heng, what do you want to take? I'll help you." Seeing this, the understanding Jiang Tuan'er immediately sobbed.

Talking was not only difficult but also painful, so Jiang Heng simply used the system to communicate with Jiang Tuan'er.

Anyway, there is no need to pay phone and data charges, which is very comfortable!

"In my jacket pocket is the Qiankun Qiqi bag that your grandma gave me, which contains elixir that can heal wounds."

When he heard that there was medicine, Jiang Tuan'er's eyes lit up.

She didn't care about crying, so she put her hand into Jiang Heng's jacket pocket and took out the sexy little purple purse.

At this time, the corners of Venerable Lingxi's eyes twitched, and he thought evilly in his heart: "Little friend Jiang Heng's taste, tsk tsk... is really unique!"

Needless to say, it was because of Qiankun's aggressive shape and color that the seniors misunderstood Jiang Heng.

If Jiang Heng could know what his senior was thinking, he would have torn off his shirt, raised his arms, exposed his biceps the size of a dimple head, and roared loudly.

"Ahhh, senior, it's not what you think, I'm a straight man, a pure steel straight man!"

Jiang Tuan'er opened the Qiankun bag in one go, and poured out many bottles and cans from it.

These bottles and jars are not filled with precious elixirs, but some common medicines for supplementing qi and blood, treating bruises, and promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis.

And the reason why Mu Wenwan put so many common potions in it is probably reserved for Jiang Tuan'er, right?

After all, before that, before Mu Wenwan left, Jiang Tuan'er, a naughty kid, was always naughty.

Hemu Wenwan, who changes his ways all day long, "fights wits and courage" and wants to run out and see the colorful world outside.

Of course Mu Wenwan was not willing to do this.

If he didn't want to, he couldn't control his clutches and swung at Jiang Tuan'er's wooden butt.

Then, Jiang Tuan'er would be mercilessly beaten and injured.

Then, these bottles and jars will be useful.

This is simply a vicious circle!

These bottles and cans in front of me may have witnessed Jiang Tuan'er suffering.

……

At this time, Jiang Tuan'er found himself in a difficult situation for a while looking at the almost identical bottles and cans in front of him.

"What kind of medicine should be given to Jiang Heng?"

Blinking his bright big eyes again, seeing Jiang Heng's "ouch, ouch" at this moment is really uncomfortable.

She simply picked up all the bottles and jars on the ground, ready to give Jiang Heng some of everything.

Anyway, it won't kill you, so you should take more medicine if you are injured.

"Come on, open your mouth, ah...^_^" At this time, Jiang Tuan'er turned into an angel in white.

She felt that the smile on her face was always warm and healed. The "patient" Jiang Heng would definitely take the medicine obediently after seeing it.

"Uh... what do you want to do?"

"Hey, I said Jiang Tuan'er, this is a plaster for external application, not for food!"

"Ugh... stop it, don't stuff it anymore, your mouth can't hold it anymore!"

"Ah, I don't want to be a humanoid self-propelled medicine jar!"

"I'm full, I'm full. If I eat again, I'm going to throw up!"

"..."

At this time, a smile appeared in the eyes of Venerable Lingxi beside him.

"I didn't expect little friend Jiang Heng to have such a deep relationship with a little wooden demon. It's interesting, really interesting."

"It's just that the wood demon clan is extinct? How come there is such a little thing in my Songcheng?"

Venerable Lingxi fell into deep thought again.

　Another busy day in the fight against poverty.

　　Just a municipal preliminary review can make people so busy that they only eat one meal a day. I don't know what will happen to the national acceptance in a month's time?

　　However, I have no regrets in responding to the call of the country and doing some practical things for the common people.

　　This is my duty as a party member!

　　This is today's Chapter 1, and I will continue writing Chapter 2 after dinner.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)