Rebirth of Super God Takeaway

Chapter 78 Poof, I need to take medicine again!

The next day, under the call of Venerable Lingxi, the monks in Songcheng gathered under a large locust tree with a crooked neck near the suburban cemetery.

However, this time they did not stay on the ground.

Instead, Jiang Tuan'er took her to the house under the tree.

Anyway, with Jiang Heng in front to protect her, Jiang Tuan'er was not afraid at all that these monks would surrender her.

Besides, she still had a feeling.

These monks are all kind-hearted and good monks, and they will not covet their own wood spirit hearts at all.

Even coveting is useless, I haven't even transformed into a complete human body, where can I form the wood spirit heart?

Under Jiang Tuan'er's spellcasting, nine senior monks came to the house under the tree.

Except for Venerable Lingxi who had been here once before, the other eight monks all looked surprised.

Jishen Lu Wuya touched his nose, and said, "My dear, I never thought that there would be a little wooden demon under our noses?"

"Hey, be careful with what you say. What do you mean? Can you speak human language?" Fairy Yingxue on the side was a little unhappy.

The little wooden demon looks so cute, even if it is a wooden demon, it is difficult to subdue her thoughts.

puff!
As soon as the fairy finished speaking, Jiang Heng, who was recuperating on the sofa, began to bleed uncontrollably from his nose again.

"Ah, Jiang Heng, haven't your internal injuries been brought under control, why are you bleeding again now?"

The pure Jiang Tuan'er didn't know that Jiang Heng's nosebleed was caused by spying on Fairy Yingxue taking a bubble bath.

She also thought that the other party's internal injury had flared up again, so she quickly stepped forward and took out those bottles and cans from before.

Seeing this, Jiang Heng's face turned pale with fright: "..." Oh, no, don't do it again.

The medicine in my stomach has not been fully digested, and if I give it again... I will definitely die!

However, Jiang Tuan'er couldn't hear Jiang Heng's voice, and he didn't say it out.

Therefore, in order to heal Jiang Heng's injuries quickly, Jiang Tuan'er happily transformed into a cute "angel in white" and opened a can of Shuxue Pills.

"Come on, open your mouth and take the medicine."

"Don't eat, even kill me!"

"However, how can the injury be healed without taking medicine?"

"My injury is already healed, and I don't need to take medicine at all."

"You're lying, you see that your nosebleeds are getting worse, it's clear that the congestion in your body hasn't been drained. Be good, be obedient, take this can of Shuxue Pills and sleep well, and you'll be alive and well again tomorrow morning. "

At this time, Jiang Heng wanted to cry very much.

Can he tell Jiang Tuan'er that the real reason for his nosebleed is because Fairy Yingxue has been watched by him all over the place?
I'm afraid I dare to say that, I was shot to death by Fairy Yingxue's "gentle palm" instead of being drugged to death.

It's death anyway, but Jiang Heng really wants to live another 500 years!

"Seniors, save me!" Jiang Heng sent a distress signal to the seniors.

But on the other hand, the seniors, when you look at me and I look at you, they raised their heads and looked at the ceiling in a tacit understanding.

He looked like he was hanging on to things that had nothing to do with him.

Jiang Tuan'er pushed the medicine jar forward a little more.

Jiang Heng almost vomited when he smelled the strong smell of medicine coming out of the medicine jar.

"Ugh... I can't do it anymore. I swear that I will never take medicine again in my life. If I have to take medicine, I would rather choose a dog leash!"

Jiang Hengru jumped off the sofa in a gust of wind, ran into the bathroom, and locked the door behind him.

All the seniors, including Jiang Tuan'er, were dumbfounded at this moment.

By the way... a seriously wounded man can run faster than a rabbit?
Or did the backlighting phenomenon occur because the injury was too serious and he would die immediately?

Thinking of this possibility, Jiang Tuan'er's eyes immediately turned red.

If Jiang Heng died because of saving her, then she would never forgive herself in this life.

Jiang Tuan'er ran to the bathroom door and started hammering on the door frantically.

"Jiang Heng, you must not die!"

"If you die, no ghost will let me go... Uh, no. What should I do if you are dead?"

"Grandma left me and her whereabouts are unknown. Don't tell me you have the heart to abandon me? Huh... I'm so miserable!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"..."

At this time, three black lines appeared collectively on the foreheads of the senior monks at the side.

They all thought at the same time in their hearts, "Living together with such a combination of one person and one wood demon must be very happy in life, right? I really envy the young people nowadays, they really know how to play!"

……

Ten minutes later, Jiang Heng came out of the bathroom with a dark face and "one pair of eyes".

Isn’t that just a pair of dark eyes?

After a short period of calm, his nosebleed has stopped.

But in order to stop getting nosebleeds when seeing fairies, Jiang Heng got a pair of pure black sunglasses from somewhere and put them on his eyes.

I saw that the lens of this pair of sunglasses is darker than ordinary sunglasses, and it faintly exudes the fragrance of ink?
Jiang Heng was afraid that the sunglasses were too transparent, so he painted them with a layer of black ink.

After wearing it like this, other than people can't see it, other things...even if you want to see it, you can't see it.

Wouldn't this be able to resist Fairy Yingxue's "Invisible Charm Kill"?
I have to say, Jiang Heng is really witty!

It's just... If his actions at this time were not so ridiculous.

I saw that Jiang Heng was like a blind man at this time, with his hands stretched out and groping forward, and his feet slowly moving forward.

It's as ridiculous as it looks.

"Jiang Heng, what are you doing?" Jiang Tuan'er froze in place, even forgetting to feed the other party the medicine in his hand.

Jiang Heng didn't speak, and was still groping forward on his own.

After knocking over a trash can and knocking his calf on the coffee table, Jiang Heng finally walked to the sofa and sat down, grinning and sucking in the air-conditioning for a long time.

Then he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Seniors, stop watching the excitement and tell Jiang Tuan'er for me that my injuries are no longer a hindrance."

At this time, Lord Lingxi walked up to Jiang Tuan'er and said, "Tuan'er is alright, stop fooling around. I can see that Jiang Heng is fine. He won't die."

Jiang Tuan'er looked suspicious: "Really?"

Venerable Lingxi smiled: "Don't you believe what I said? I am a sixth-grade cultivator."

"Yao, okay then." Jiang Tuan'er stuck out his tongue and suddenly said with a shy face: "Seniors, sit down and I'll make tea for you."

After speaking, he ran into the kitchen and didn't come out for a long time.

When I was arguing with Jiang Heng here before, I forgot that there were so many guests at home.

Huh... now I am ashamed.

No, I'm so shy. I'm going to be too embarrassed to see anyone!
"Hahaha……"

Seeing Jiang Tuan'er's cute and innocent appearance, there was a burst of hearty laughter in the living room.

(End of this chapter)