Rebirth of Super God Takeaway
Chapter 92 Unreliable Pig Teammate!
Chapter 92 Unreliable Pig Teammate!
"If you don't laugh, we are still good friends." Jiang Heng said with a bitter look on his face.
"Okay, okay, don't be angry. I find you are really interesting, hehe!" Xia Qingyu reached out and patted Jiang Heng's shoulder, comforting him.
Jiang Heng curled his lips and said nothing.
For some reason, after meeting Xia Qingyu for the first time, Jiang Heng felt an inexplicable attraction to her.
This kind of attraction will make people feel a very cordial feeling, and they have never felt it at all when they are with those senior monks in Songcheng.
"Maybe... people with a cheerful personality are naturally suitable to be friends?" Jiang Heng thought to himself.
At this time, Xia Qingyu saw that Jiang Heng was in a daze, so she patted the helmet on his head and said, "Hey, don't be dazed, let's get out of here quickly. Get out of the car first, and let me give the car to you." Get smaller."
"Oh, yes!" Jiang Heng nodded obediently and got out of the car.
But as soon as his feet hit the ground, he suddenly thought of a terrible consequence.
"Qingyu, no!" Jiang Heng immediately stopped him before his brain had time to think about the terrible impact this might have.
But he was still a step too late.
After Xia Qingyu's hands pinched several seals in an extremely subtle way.
In the next second, a puff of white smoke rose, and the beetle instantly became the size of a palm.
At this moment, it wasn't just Jiang Heng who was dumbfounded.
The old drivers who were chatting around were all dumbfounded.
The air suddenly became very quiet, and a strange breath kept floating in it.
Suddenly, Xia Qingyu felt at least dozens of pairs of eyes sweeping back and forth on her back.
This feeling of being stared at naked is really terrible.
Jiang Heng came back to his senses, pouted his mouth and said, "Have you ever thought about doing such a shocking thing, how should you explain it to these ordinary people?"
Before Xia Qingyu had time to speak, the old drivers around suddenly became excited.
"Fuck! Is this magic?"
"Definitely not, I think it looks like a legendary spell!"
"Come on, isn't science already proven that our world is materialistic, and the magic you said is idealistic?"
"Then explain to me what's going on with this car?"
"What the hell am I explaining, let's go up and have a look together, don't you know if you touch it?"
"good idea!"
After a short exchange, the veteran drivers immediately formed a unified alliance.
They planned to come forward to see if the scene in front of them was a cover-up?
"What should I do, Jiang Heng? You should say something." At this time, Xia Qingyu froze in place, and said with a mournful face.
Before she came out, her father had been admonishing her never to show her spells in front of ordinary people.
That will inevitably cause panic in the secular world.
However, because I met Jiang Heng, the "great savior" just now, I was so proud that I forgot my father's warning.
Now, under the watchful eyes of everyone, spells that shouldn't be used are also used.
Unless all these people are killed...
Otherwise, within an hour, what happened here would be posted on the Internet and spread throughout the country and the world.
At that time, troubles will definitely come in waves one after another.
Hey, just thinking about it gives me a headache!
"Jiang Heng, how about we..." Xia Qingyu quietly reached out and wiped her neck.
Seeing this, the hairs on Jiang Heng's back almost stood up.
What kind of female monk is this?
What the hell is going on in your head?
Just want to kill people in broad daylight?
Fortunately, you are still the eldest lady of [Good Medicine Gate].
He gave Xia Qingyu a deep look and winked at her quietly.
But the latter stuck out his tongue at Jiang Heng, saying that he was joking just now.
I don't know what Jiang Heng's "look" was. Did Xia Qingyu understand it?
At this time, Jiang Heng took a step forward with a calm face, picked up the palm-sized beetle on the ground, turned around and ran towards the high-speed guardrail behind him.
As he ran, he said: "Everyone, don't be afraid. We are the crew filming a movie. This car is inflatable and it is not what you think at all."
At this time, Xia Qingyu was still thinking, what did Jiang Heng mean by winking at himself just now?
In the next second, seeing him running away like a rabbit, she immediately understood and ran forward quickly with two long legs.
At this time, the old drivers behind saw that the two of them were going to run away, and immediately let out a strange cry, and also ran quickly.
"I believe your evil, you delivery boy is very bad!"
"Hurry and catch these two people, they are trying to evade tolls!"
"I said big brother, your focus is wrong. When is this, and you are still thinking about tolls? These two people are weird, okay?"
"Weird? Are they aliens?"
"Well, it's very possible, so we must not let the two of them escape. Catch them and hand them over to the country, and our benefits will definitely be indispensable."
"Haha, brothers, hurry up, the running hundred-dollar bill and a glorious pennant are ahead!"
Even though it was Jiang Heng who turned around and ran first, damn it, the shrunken Beetle was as heavy as a lead ball, and Jiang Heng was so heavy that he couldn't take a big step at all.
At this time, Xia Qingyu came from behind and quickly flashed past Jiang Heng with a scent of fragrance.
During the interval between the two of them, she still stretched out her right arm and clenched her fist, and said to Jiang Heng: "Come on, fellow daoist, I'll wait for you in the village below."
After finishing speaking, Xia Qingyu, who had already reached the guardrail of the expressway first, jumped out of the guardrail with a graceful leap in the air, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
At this time, Jiang Heng was still a few meters away from the high-speed guardrail.
Realizing that the old drivers behind him were approaching quickly, Jiang Heng was about to cry.
I have seen pig teammates, but I have never seen such unreliable pig teammates.
How can you leave your teammates and go alone?
Do you want to be so lack of team spirit?
It’s just that!
At this moment, Jiang Heng can't care whether he will shock the world or not.
In order to successfully "escape", he immediately activated the +2 invisibility effect of the delivery service.
As the air twisted, Jiang Heng's figure disappeared immediately.
And the old drivers who suddenly lost their target in front of them stopped the "car" abruptly, and once again froze in place collectively.
"What the hell, it's a hell of a day."
Jiang Heng, who was invisible, still stood there without moving.
He was calming down the tension in his heart.
If it weren't for the takeout service today, he would have fallen here.
If he was taken away as an alien and dissected, he would have nowhere to cry.
After taking a short breath, Jiang Heng continued to move slowly towards the guardrail of the expressway.
When you see your pig teammate later, you must question this pig teammate properly.
How could he do such an inhuman act of abandoning his teammates.
Before you run away, at least help me take the car away from you.
Don't you know this guy is getting old?
Jiang Heng, filled with endless complaints, came to the highway guardrail. He turned sideways without even looking down.
The down-to-earth scene imagined did not happen.
Feeling the whistling wind in his ears, Jiang Heng was startled immediately.
"I wipe! No way!"
"Ahhhhhh... help! I'm dying, I can't fly yet!"
At the same time, Xia Qingyu looked at a hazy figure in mid-air at the foot of a hill tens of meters away, doing free fall in "frightened", her brows frowned slightly.
"By the way, I didn't remind Jiang Heng just now, is there a small hill down here?"
……
Can friends who see this leave me a message to prove that I am not on a stand-alone machine.This feeling of not knowing whether anyone is reading the novel, but only keeping one's head buried in writing, is really too bad.
(End of this chapter)
"If you don't laugh, we are still good friends." Jiang Heng said with a bitter look on his face.
"Okay, okay, don't be angry. I find you are really interesting, hehe!" Xia Qingyu reached out and patted Jiang Heng's shoulder, comforting him.
Jiang Heng curled his lips and said nothing.
For some reason, after meeting Xia Qingyu for the first time, Jiang Heng felt an inexplicable attraction to her.
This kind of attraction will make people feel a very cordial feeling, and they have never felt it at all when they are with those senior monks in Songcheng.
"Maybe... people with a cheerful personality are naturally suitable to be friends?" Jiang Heng thought to himself.
At this time, Xia Qingyu saw that Jiang Heng was in a daze, so she patted the helmet on his head and said, "Hey, don't be dazed, let's get out of here quickly. Get out of the car first, and let me give the car to you." Get smaller."
"Oh, yes!" Jiang Heng nodded obediently and got out of the car.
But as soon as his feet hit the ground, he suddenly thought of a terrible consequence.
"Qingyu, no!" Jiang Heng immediately stopped him before his brain had time to think about the terrible impact this might have.
But he was still a step too late.
After Xia Qingyu's hands pinched several seals in an extremely subtle way.
In the next second, a puff of white smoke rose, and the beetle instantly became the size of a palm.
At this moment, it wasn't just Jiang Heng who was dumbfounded.
The old drivers who were chatting around were all dumbfounded.
The air suddenly became very quiet, and a strange breath kept floating in it.
Suddenly, Xia Qingyu felt at least dozens of pairs of eyes sweeping back and forth on her back.
This feeling of being stared at naked is really terrible.
Jiang Heng came back to his senses, pouted his mouth and said, "Have you ever thought about doing such a shocking thing, how should you explain it to these ordinary people?"
Before Xia Qingyu had time to speak, the old drivers around suddenly became excited.
"Fuck! Is this magic?"
"Definitely not, I think it looks like a legendary spell!"
"Come on, isn't science already proven that our world is materialistic, and the magic you said is idealistic?"
"Then explain to me what's going on with this car?"
"What the hell am I explaining, let's go up and have a look together, don't you know if you touch it?"
"good idea!"
After a short exchange, the veteran drivers immediately formed a unified alliance.
They planned to come forward to see if the scene in front of them was a cover-up?
"What should I do, Jiang Heng? You should say something." At this time, Xia Qingyu froze in place, and said with a mournful face.
Before she came out, her father had been admonishing her never to show her spells in front of ordinary people.
That will inevitably cause panic in the secular world.
However, because I met Jiang Heng, the "great savior" just now, I was so proud that I forgot my father's warning.
Now, under the watchful eyes of everyone, spells that shouldn't be used are also used.
Unless all these people are killed...
Otherwise, within an hour, what happened here would be posted on the Internet and spread throughout the country and the world.
At that time, troubles will definitely come in waves one after another.
Hey, just thinking about it gives me a headache!
"Jiang Heng, how about we..." Xia Qingyu quietly reached out and wiped her neck.
Seeing this, the hairs on Jiang Heng's back almost stood up.
What kind of female monk is this?
What the hell is going on in your head?
Just want to kill people in broad daylight?
Fortunately, you are still the eldest lady of [Good Medicine Gate].
He gave Xia Qingyu a deep look and winked at her quietly.
But the latter stuck out his tongue at Jiang Heng, saying that he was joking just now.
I don't know what Jiang Heng's "look" was. Did Xia Qingyu understand it?
At this time, Jiang Heng took a step forward with a calm face, picked up the palm-sized beetle on the ground, turned around and ran towards the high-speed guardrail behind him.
As he ran, he said: "Everyone, don't be afraid. We are the crew filming a movie. This car is inflatable and it is not what you think at all."
At this time, Xia Qingyu was still thinking, what did Jiang Heng mean by winking at himself just now?
In the next second, seeing him running away like a rabbit, she immediately understood and ran forward quickly with two long legs.
At this time, the old drivers behind saw that the two of them were going to run away, and immediately let out a strange cry, and also ran quickly.
"I believe your evil, you delivery boy is very bad!"
"Hurry and catch these two people, they are trying to evade tolls!"
"I said big brother, your focus is wrong. When is this, and you are still thinking about tolls? These two people are weird, okay?"
"Weird? Are they aliens?"
"Well, it's very possible, so we must not let the two of them escape. Catch them and hand them over to the country, and our benefits will definitely be indispensable."
"Haha, brothers, hurry up, the running hundred-dollar bill and a glorious pennant are ahead!"
Even though it was Jiang Heng who turned around and ran first, damn it, the shrunken Beetle was as heavy as a lead ball, and Jiang Heng was so heavy that he couldn't take a big step at all.
At this time, Xia Qingyu came from behind and quickly flashed past Jiang Heng with a scent of fragrance.
During the interval between the two of them, she still stretched out her right arm and clenched her fist, and said to Jiang Heng: "Come on, fellow daoist, I'll wait for you in the village below."
After finishing speaking, Xia Qingyu, who had already reached the guardrail of the expressway first, jumped out of the guardrail with a graceful leap in the air, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
At this time, Jiang Heng was still a few meters away from the high-speed guardrail.
Realizing that the old drivers behind him were approaching quickly, Jiang Heng was about to cry.
I have seen pig teammates, but I have never seen such unreliable pig teammates.
How can you leave your teammates and go alone?
Do you want to be so lack of team spirit?
It’s just that!
At this moment, Jiang Heng can't care whether he will shock the world or not.
In order to successfully "escape", he immediately activated the +2 invisibility effect of the delivery service.
As the air twisted, Jiang Heng's figure disappeared immediately.
And the old drivers who suddenly lost their target in front of them stopped the "car" abruptly, and once again froze in place collectively.
"What the hell, it's a hell of a day."
Jiang Heng, who was invisible, still stood there without moving.
He was calming down the tension in his heart.
If it weren't for the takeout service today, he would have fallen here.
If he was taken away as an alien and dissected, he would have nowhere to cry.
After taking a short breath, Jiang Heng continued to move slowly towards the guardrail of the expressway.
When you see your pig teammate later, you must question this pig teammate properly.
How could he do such an inhuman act of abandoning his teammates.
Before you run away, at least help me take the car away from you.
Don't you know this guy is getting old?
Jiang Heng, filled with endless complaints, came to the highway guardrail. He turned sideways without even looking down.
The down-to-earth scene imagined did not happen.
Feeling the whistling wind in his ears, Jiang Heng was startled immediately.
"I wipe! No way!"
"Ahhhhhh... help! I'm dying, I can't fly yet!"
At the same time, Xia Qingyu looked at a hazy figure in mid-air at the foot of a hill tens of meters away, doing free fall in "frightened", her brows frowned slightly.
"By the way, I didn't remind Jiang Heng just now, is there a small hill down here?"
……
Can friends who see this leave me a message to prove that I am not on a stand-alone machine.This feeling of not knowing whether anyone is reading the novel, but only keeping one's head buried in writing, is really too bad.
(End of this chapter)
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