Rebirth of Super God Takeaway

Chapter 96

Driving on the bustling streets of Wuquan City, "Edogawa Conan" children's shoes felt that the pedestrians on the road were all looking at him with strange eyes.

He didn't know what was going on?

As a result, a "single dog" on the side of the road uttered an unwilling roar of beating his feet and chest, and finally let "Conan Edogawa" find the problem.

"It's unreasonable! Thinking that I am a college student who graduated from a prestigious 985 school and works for a Fortune [-] multinational company with a monthly salary of [-] to [-], but why can't I find a girlfriend?

And a poor delivery guy can find a beautiful girl... Oh my god, isn't that pair of beautiful long legs really a joke?Even ordinary sweatpants can't hide its light!

goddess!Absolute goddess!

Woohoo... I can't live anymore, I want to resign, and I also want to deliver food! "

"Pfft!"

Listening to this sad "single dog" roar, "Shams" couldn't help laughing.

She poked "Edogawa Conan"'s waist with her hand, and said with a smile, "Hey, I seem to have been misunderstood as your girlfriend, hehe."

The corner of "Edogawa Conan" in front of him twitched: "I can't afford it."

"Oh, is that so? I suddenly had an idea." "Shams" rolled his eyes and said, "You and I should be about the same age, and we are both monks. Fellow Daoists, why don't you form a partnership with me?" How about the Taoist couple? I heard from my father that dual cultivation is the only recognized practice method that is hardworking and flattering in this damn incomplete cultivation world. If one person absorbs spiritual energy, both parties can benefit together. How about it? Do you want to think about it?"

As he spoke, he stood up and blew hot air on the back of "Edogawa Conan".

"Edogawa Conan" was so ashamed that his face flushed instantly, and his whole body was numb.

tease!

Naked flirting!
It seems that the female monks in the cultivation world are not only iron-blooded men, but also so open-minded.

Xiaosheng, as the leader of the new century diaosi, simply cannot resist it!
At this time, I don't know if he was frightened, but "Edogawa Conan" couldn't say a word and just focused on riding his bike.

"Haha, I'm shy. I was joking with you. You are not my favorite dish at all. You are so scared that your whole body is shaking. Haha, no, I really laughed to death."

"Shams" was smiling beautifully in the back seat of the car, like a ray of sunshine in spring, making people look very warm, healing, and... drooling.

Yes, there are a few "single dogs" on the side of the road, stimulated by the discordant picture in front of them, as if ten thousand sharp swords have been stabbed in their hearts, and their hearts are about to break.

Why?

Aren't all goddesses supposed to be crying while sitting in a BMW?

What is it about being so happy and smiling while sitting on a battery car?

Showing affection is the most annoying thing, have you considered the feelings of us single people?

To die, to die, to die!

Mom, come and save me, I don’t want to be here to watch people acting like shit.

This world is terrible, and I feel the malice in it.

I want to go home, I want to continue to be a fat house.

Two-dimensional is my world, there is no place for me in three dimensions!
……

Huanglong Taoist's recent mood can be described as extremely excited.

He felt that God finally began to take care of him, and the bad days were completely in the past.

And the turning point of all this was the last trip to Songcheng.

In Songcheng before, because I found a little wooden demon, I wanted to subdue it for money.

As a result, Cheng Yaojin came out from behind... er, no, it was a takeaway boy.

Don't look at the takeaway guy's body is not very burly, but god damn it, his strength is so strong that it explodes.

She was slapped so badly that her face was swollen for three days and didn't go away.

In addition, the takeaway brother is also very powerful, just like the reincarnation of Zhang Fei from the Three Kingdoms.

Good fellow, as soon as he yelled, he knelt down to himself, and then turned into a monkey flying into the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

It's a shame to throw it at grandma's house.

Originally Taoist Huanglong thought that he would never have the chance to avenge this in his life.

After all, he is not a serious monk.

It's okay to use props to deceive honest people with spells or something, but if you really don't have a good eye and go to trouble the delivery guy, I'm afraid you will have to kneel every minute.

As a result, no one can stop the good luck when it comes to their dreams.

On the night after being beaten, Taoist Huanglong was silently curling up in the corner of the hotel, feeling sad.

Suddenly, with a movement in his heart, an indescribable feeling filled his whole body.

This feeling lasted for half an hour.

When Taoist Huanglong regained his composure, he suddenly found to his surprise that the shackles between Dantian and meridian had been completely broken.

As waves of warm energy gradually rose from the dantian and gradually flowed through the whole body, an indescribable sense of comfort also crept up in my heart.

He clenched his fist and felt the power in it a little bit. It was exactly the same as what Master Mo Ran said back then, the feeling of a mortal stepping into the first-grade spiritual enlightenment realm of a monk.

Taoist Huanglong burst into tears at that time.

By mistake, he indirectly opened up the "Second Channel of Ren and Du", and jumped from a mortal to a high-ranking monk.

Although Taoist Huanglong has gone through this process for nearly 50 years, he is already very satisfied.

And after successfully stepping into the first-level spirit-enlightening realm, some spells taught by the master before that he didn't understand the release principle, now he finally understood.

Just when Taoist Huanglong was full of confidence and was about to find trouble with the delivery boy again.

Suddenly, an old customer from the past called Huanglong Taoist and asked him to help solve some Feng Shui problems.

After weighing repeatedly between revenge and making money, Taoist Huanglong resolutely chose to make money.

As for revenge or something... Cough cough, would it be nice to have 5 yuan?
Uh, no, there is a good saying, "Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge".

Therefore, in order to bulge up his pockets again and never stay in a hotel lower than a three-star hotel in the future, Taoist Huanglong set off overnight to Wuquan City, Qingping Province.

In the past, because there was no theory but no cultivation base to support it, helping people to look at Feng Shui was completely nonsense and messed up.

Either let customers buy diamond-encrusted gossip, or let customers donate money to accumulate virtue...

Anyway, it’s just four words—spending money and avoiding disasters!
Once the money is broken, no matter what bad luck you have in the past, it will be wiped away.

Once the bad luck goes away, Feng Shui will naturally be fine.

But now Taoist Huanglong is extraordinary, but he is useless. The process of looking at Feng Shui is the same as before.

It's just that the current methods are a little more mysterious.

Casually showing two hands in front of customers, "turning empty hands into flames", "staring and bursting tires", will make customers stunned for a while.

Then tell the client that something unclean is causing trouble in the house, and they need to buy another platinum statue of Bodhisattva to guard the house, plus a pair of white jade lions guarding the gate...

In this way, after talking nonsense, Taoist Huanglong watched the balance in the bank card return to six figures again, and he was so happy.

As a result, the elated Huanglong Taoist stayed in Wuquan City for a few more days, and lived a luxurious life of luxury and debauchery.

As a result, this unintentional act allowed him to meet the only enemy who humiliated him in his life—the takeaway boy.

(End of this chapter)