I'm playing tricks in the world of mythology

Chapter 134 Don't cry, Xiao Er, stand up and masturbate

"Guest officer, this is the 'Dongpo Meat' created by Su Shi when Master Su was the county magistrate in Qiantang County. Would you like to try it?"

Xiaoer is the strongest among the three souls left by Xiangliu in Yangjian. The city is unfathomable. A slap from Lin Luo is almost like tickling to him.

So apart from being a little frightened and angry at the beginning, he has already returned to his senses at this moment—his purpose is to go through the process arranged by the Taixu Era, and then force Fan Wujiu to commit suicide.

And before that, let alone a slap in the face, even if he was asked to kneel down and call Dad, he wouldn't even blink.

"Ah."

Lin Luo huffed arrogantly, and cast his eyes on the Dongpo meat on the table.

Dongpo pork is cooked from pork belly, each piece is about one inch square, golden in color, rich in juice and fragrant.

Lin Luo took a small piece and put it into his mouth, chewing loudly, with an expression of enjoyment.

Seeing this, Xiao Er hurriedly nodded and bowed to Lin Luo, flatteringly said: "Guest officer, how is it? This is our signature dish, and only twenty servings are sold every day. You are really lucky today..."

puff--

Before Xiaoer finished speaking, Lin Luo spat the chewed Dongpo meat onto the former's face in one gulp:
"Bastard! Is this something people eat?"

"What... what's wrong?" Xiao Er stretched out his hand to wipe off the gooey flesh on his face, and asked holding back his anger.

Lin Luo pointed to the meat on the plate: "It smells fishy, ​​maybe it's pork that has lost the plague?"

"You are wronged, guest officer, you have always been innocent, and you will never do such immoral things that are shoddy." Xiao Er called out Qu.

Xie Bi'an at the side had no interest in Yangjian's food at first, but when he saw that Lin Luo said that there were problems with both dishes, he couldn't help feeling a little puzzled. Out of curiosity, he picked up chopsticks and tasted a couple of mouthfuls.

"Brother Bian, tell me, is this food made by humans?" Lin Luo's face darkened.

Hearing this, Xie Bi'an was a little dazed. Although he doesn't like to eat, he can still tell whether it's good or not. It's obviously delicious.

Do you have a problem with your sense of taste?
Thinking about it, he was going to pick up a few more pieces to try.

Li Shishi quit, she snatched the chopsticks from Xie Bi'an's hand: "Brother, what are you doing? Why do you still eat this kind of thing?"

"Huh?" Xie Bi'an looked aggrieved: "Why don't you try it?"

"Taste what?"

Li Shishi threw the chopsticks on the table, and said angrily: "If Mr. Xianggong says it's bad, it must be bad. I've never seen him get so angry."

"No, really not."

Xiaoer smiled uglier than crying, then grabbed a piece of Dongpo meat with his bare hands and stuffed it into his mouth: "Bajibaji... delicious! Really delicious!"

Bang!
Lin Luo punched Xiaoer's cheek with a right uppercut: "It's not big or small, did I let you eat it?"

If Xiao Er wanted to hide, of course he could dodge, but his current identity is just an ordinary Xiao Er, if he really dodged, he would definitely make the other party suspicious. fell to the ground.

"Take it easy..." Xie Bi'an reminded in a low voice—Xiao Er is a mortal, and he was afraid that Lin Luo would accidentally beat him to death.

"Don't worry, I'm hurt and I can't exert myself."

Lin Luo waved his hand, and pointed to Xiao Er on the ground: "Look at him, he looks like a normal person... No, what's wrong with his face..."

"Hey, it hurts, it hurts so much." Xiao Er covered her face and cried out in pain loudly.

His mana was so powerful that Lin Luo's slap and punch would definitely not cause him trauma, but seeing the latter's suspicion, he had to use his mana to 'create' a little trauma on his face.

Poor Xiaoer has lived for countless years, when has he been so aggrieved?But he still couldn't get angry, so he could only curse Lin Luo silently in his heart——

After going through the complete set of procedures, they must first ravage you severely, and then force you to commit suicide!

"Call your boss here, I want to see who gave him the guts to let my husband eat this kind of thing!"

Li Shishi has always believed in what Lin Luo said, so even if the latter said that the sun is square, she would only feel that there was something wrong with her eyes, and would never think that her husband was lying.

"Forget it, if the boss is brought here, he will definitely take the blame on the younger brother. Life is not easy these days, and it would be bad to make others lose their jobs."

Lin Luo stood up and pulled Xiao Er up from the ground, then lightly patted the latter on the shoulder, and said with a pleasant face, "Brother Xiao Er, go ahead and re-fry some dishes for us."

"Yes." Xiaoer nodded mechanically, then walked out the door with a gloomy expression.

Li Shiming said injustice: "Msanggong is too soft-hearted, so easy to let them go, it is really too cheap for them! Hmph!"

Hearing this, Xiao Er, who had already walked outside the door, turned around and said meaningfully: "Guan Zhai has a kind heart, so he must live a long life."

"It's like a human saying." Lin Luo said with sarcasm, but nodded slightly on his face, looking serious.

………………

"Brother Fan, something is wrong with you today, why are you targeting Xiaoer so much?" After Xiaoer left, Xie Bi'an asked impatiently.

At this time, Xie Bi'an already knew that Fan Wujiu was not the real Fan Wujiu. Although he still believed in the latter, he didn't trust Li Shishi so brainlessly.

Lin Luo glanced at the door inadvertently. He knew that Xiao Er would definitely eavesdrop outside the door with his urinating nature, so his speech was neither fast nor slow, and his voice was neither loud nor soft:

"You have all been deceived by him, I have seen through his true colors a long time ago!"

As soon as this remark came out, Xie Bi'an and Li Shishi in the room were shocked, but the second child outside the door was even more pale--

Exposed?
How did it get exposed?
As expected, he is indeed my biggest obstacle, this son is absolutely extraordinary!
"What's going on? Mr. Xiang, tell me in detail." Li Shishi sat next to Lin Luo and said.

"Hey! You don't know, but he is not an ordinary mistress at all."

Having said that, Lin Luo lowered his voice slightly, "He's a flower picker."

Li Shishi had an angry face: "The Flower Picker? Hmph!"

Xie Bi'an suddenly said: "Oh...the flower picker..."

Xiao Er's stupid face: "???"

"In recent months, many young women near Qiantang have gone to the ghost gate. I am quite surprised. After some investigation, I found that they all died at the hands of this beast."

Lin Luo's voice revealed deep helplessness and unwillingness: "I only hate that I am black and impermanent, so I don't want to intervene in the affairs of the world, otherwise I will definitely kill him!"

"So just now, Xianggong was actually making things difficult on purpose?" Li Shishi understood.

"Well, if it weren't for that, how could mere food and drink make me angry?" Lin Luo said lightly.

Li Shishi nodded, and asked again: "Then what is Xianggong going to do next? Don't act recklessly. Killing people in Yangjian can be big or small. Besides, you are still competing with Fatty Cui."

"If you want to kill me, I would have killed it long ago, so why wait until now? Ordinary people don't live long. After he dies, I will definitely torture him before handing him over to the judge. But now, the death penalty is inevitable, but the living crime is hard to forgive. !” Lin Luo said in a deep voice.

Li Shishi frowned slightly, and said worriedly: "But Xianggong humiliated him so much just now, I'm afraid he won't talk to us anymore after delivering the food."

"It doesn't matter, I have already checked his life clearly."

Lin Luo seemed afraid that the waiter outside the door would not be able to hear him, so after clearing his throat, he raised his voice a few degrees:
"The reason why this Xiao Er came here to work is because his family is poor and poor, so I plan to reward him with a gold ingot later. If this is the case, are you still afraid that he will not submit obediently?"

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