I'm playing tricks in the world of mythology

Chapter 222 Fatal Attraction (4000 words)
New Century Department Store.

After drinking cheap milk tea, Lin Luo and Xiaoqing drove to Hanzheng Street where the Chen Group is located.

Looking at the time, it was only seven o'clock in the morning, and the door of the Chen Group was closed, so the two went to the New Century Department Store opposite the company, planning to buy a suit for Lin Luo.

As soon as they entered the shopping mall, the two went straight to the boutique men's clothing area on the seventh floor. Lin Luo also came here when he was shopping with his sister before, and the clothes were notoriously expensive.

But now, it's not bad money.

When taking the escalator upstairs, Lin Luo and Xiaoqing chatted without saying a word, but when they first reached the seventh floor, the two caught his attention.

It is two monks.

One was about fifteen or sixteen years old and gentle, and the other was about forty years old, with big arms and round waists, and was covered with fat.

Originally, it’s not a big deal for a monk to go shopping, but the looks of these two people are indeed a bit unique——

Not to mention gray monk robes and black monk hats, which are standard for monks. The key is that their shoes are actually straw sandals, and they are the kind of leggings.

If that wasn't an exaggeration, it was even more outrageous.

The gentler young monk was holding an oval-shaped bamboo basket used for grocery shopping in the last century. In the basket were several large pieces of stinky tofu with black spots, and some rotten fish and rotten shrimps, which were pungent. The stench came over.

laugh……

The moment they passed by, a fish that was not dead in the monk's bamboo basket suddenly made a smart move, and the stinky water splashed on Xiaoqing's body.

"Monk, this is the place to buy clothes. When you buy vegetables, go to the vegetable market. Please don't affect other people." Xiaoqing taught.

The gentle young monk should be a bit introverted. Hearing this, he said with embarrassment, "I'm sorry, girl, we are also here to buy clothes."

"Put these stinky things outside when you buy clothes! It's so smelly, how can others be in the mood to buy it?" Xiao Qingliu raised her eyebrows and pointed to the basket in the young monk's hand.

"This..." The young monk subconsciously clenched the handle of the basket, hesitating.

"Inexplicable, why are you talking nonsense to her? We can come in as we want. Could it be that she opened this mall?"

The fat monk interrupted, staring at Xiaoqing: "Isn't it just a splash of water? Do you want to pay you one?"

"Forget it, Qing'er, it's a small matter." Lin Luo walked over and led Xiaoqing to a brand store on the right.

Unconvinced, Xiaoqing turned her head and gave the fat monk a hard look.

"Don't cause trouble, it's just two ordinary people." Lin Luo warned with concern - he was worried that Xiaoqing would retaliate in private.

"It's their fault. They like to eat these stinky things, so they eat them by themselves. This is a public place." Xiaoqing retorted.

"I'm not saying they're right, but for such a trivial matter, it's not worth the effort."

Lin Luo pouted at the clothes in the store: "Look at the clothes."

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"Hello, sir, what kind of clothes do you need?" The salesman smiled and was very polite.

Lin Luo glanced casually: "Is there a discount?"

"[-]% off sitewide." The salesman replied.

"Oh……"

Lin Luo turned around: "I'll look elsewhere first."

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"Uh, do you have a discount?" Lin Luo repeated the same words at the second store.

"8.8% off."

"I'll look elsewhere first."

I asked five or six stores in a row, and each of them was offering discounts ranging from [-]% to [-]% off, but Lin Luo didn't buy any of them.

And all of this was seen by the two monks who followed closely behind them.

"Could it be senior brother, what is he doing?" The younger monk, known as the inexplicable monk, asked in a low voice.

Could it be that the fat monk yelled loudly without hesitation: "I'm poor, what else can I have? I don't buy it at [-]% off, so I'm ashamed to come up."

His voice was loud, and Xiaoqing naturally heard it too, and was about to explode on the spot, but Lin Luo dragged her away again.

"Excuse me, do you have a discount here?"

This time, the store that Lin Luo asked about was bigger and more stylish than the previous ones, and the salesperson was a young woman in her 20s.

The stores in the shopping mall are basically facing each other, so the salesperson naturally heard Lin Luo's previous words, and she didn't move at all. Never discounted."

"Really? Then let me see."

Lin Luo walked into the store with a smile, walked around casually, and finally pointed to the plastic model at the door of the store and said, "I want that set."

"Full...full set?" The salesperson was obviously stunned. The set of the model at the door is a new product that just arrived today. The suit, shirt, tie, leather shoes and belt cost more than 11.

The strange expression of the salesman immediately caught the attention of the fat monk, he walked quickly to the model and glanced at it, and said in a strange way: "Wow! A rich man! Tsk tsk... don't buy the discounted ones, and insist on buying the discounted ones. "

What he said was a bit standard. If Lin Luo had no money, he would of course be ridiculed by him. If he had money to buy it, it would be useless. He was just a fool with a lot of money.

"I don't have to buy discounted clothes, but their clothes are already cheap, and after discounts, they are even less valuable.

I'm ashamed to say it, I'm so big, I haven't worn 10 yuan clothes, I just want to try what it feels like. "

Speaking of which, Lin Luo took out the supplementary card on his body: "Check out!"

"Could it be senior brother, I... let's go shopping for clothes too." Seeing that his senior brother was in an awkward situation, he hurried over inexplicably.

"understood."

As the fat monk walked, he was still chattering: "What are you pretending to be rich? Who knows how?"

"Sir, your card is the supplementary card of our boss. According to the rules, you can take it away without paying."

After Lin Luo correctly entered the password of the supplementary card, the salesman checked it carefully on the computer, and finally handed over the card respectfully.

"Did you drive?"

Lin Luo looked at Xiao Qing with a helpless face: "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

"Forgot." Xiaoqing shrugged.

Afterwards the salesman packed the clothes, Lin Luo and Xiao Qing left the New Century Department Store, leaving behind a statue-like muffled and inexplicable.

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"Senior brother, I didn't expect... I didn't expect that this shopping mall is really opened by her." After a long time, he whispered inexplicably.

Mo Fei looked up at the sky: "One day, I want to stand out and pretend to be like him!"

"Then shall we still buy clothes?" asked inexplicably.

"Buy, why don't you buy it? There is a sticker at the door of the Chen Group, and you won't be allowed to enter if you don't wear formal clothes." Mo Fei said.

"But we are going to catch ghosts, so we can just tell the security guards? Why do you have to wear formal clothes?" Mo Ming asked Qu.

"What do you know? People rely on clothing, Buddha depends on gold clothing, times are changing, and everything needs to be packaged."

Could it be that he pointed to his inexplicably thin body: "Look at you, you have a bare face, and you joined the Chen Group, who would look at you straight?"

"I'm thin, what does it have to do with my hunting ghosts?" asked inexplicably.

Could it be that he patted his junior brother on the shoulder hard: "It's time for senior brother to teach you how to be a man again. Think about it, what era is it now? Ah? Those rich people are all terrified of death.

If there is a slight disturbance in the house, monks, Taoist priests, and Feng Shui masters will take turns to invite them to the house. "

"So what?" asked inexplicably.

"How is it? Rich! We are rich in this line of business! Before leaving the temple, I specifically asked my elder brother for advice. Now it is not popular to be thin and look like ribs!

If you are skinny, it means you have no skills. If you wear ragged clothes, it means you can’t make money. Which rich person would hire such a master? Mo Fei spat heavily and said.

"Hey! Can you pay attention to hygiene? We still have to do business here." The salesman came over and taught Mo Fei a lesson.

Mo Fei looked unconvinced, and immediately snatched the bamboo basket from Inexplicable's hand, and pushed the latter towards the salesman: "Junior Brother, I'll leave it to you!"

Then he carried the bamboo basket and ran to the corner to take a sneak peek.

On this side, he was inexplicably pushed by his senior, and almost bumped into the saleswoman: "Yes... I'm sorry."

"What are you doing? Are you sick?" the salesman yelled.

"Sorry, it wasn't intentional."

Inexplicably a little nervous, he bowed to the salesperson, and then left in a hurry.

bang-

He made a mistake in his busy schedule, and his loose monk robe accidentally knocked down the mold at the door of the store.

The mold fell to the ground, and the head fell off.

Inexplicable, of course, also saw it, and wanted to bend down to help him up, but suddenly thought of something, but he still didn't help him in the end, so he bit the bullet and prepared to leave.

The salesman quit, grabbing the inexplicable monk's robe: "Stop! Do you still have any knowledge?"

"Let me go." Inexplicably begged.

The salesman became even angrier: "Help him up immediately, or I will call security."

Inexplicably helpless, he had no choice but to quickly lift up the model, then picked up his head and handed it to the salesperson: "Satisfied?"

"Put it on!" the salesman said viciously.

Inexplicably helpless, he sighed and had no choice but to put his head on the body of the clothes model.

I don't know if it's because I'm upset, or because I'm not familiar with the clothes model for some reason, anyway, I put it on for more than a minute, but I was stunned.

"Very... difficult to pretend? Do you want me to help you?" A gentle female voice came from behind inexplicably.

Bang!
Inexplicably, his heart skipped a beat, and the head of the clothes model in his hand fell to the ground in fright. He turned his body mechanically and looked at the woman behind him.

Women are salespeople.

It's just that her appearance now is completely different from before.

"If you can't install it, you won't install it." The salesman comforted softly.

"I'll go first." Inexplicably his face darkened.

"do not go!"

The salesman grabbed the inexplicable hand, his face flushed slightly: "Little brother, don't go."

"What are you doing?" Inexplicably asked.

The salesperson pursed his lips vigorously: "Can you add a WeChat account?"

"No WeChat." Inexplicably, he waved his hand and hurried away.

"No!" The salesman screamed, hugging Inexplicable's waist from behind.

"Let go." Inexplicably, he broke off the salesman's hand.

The salesman rushed over again, hugged the inexplicable thigh, and begged: "Don't go! Call! Call is also fine."

Inexplicably, he didn't speak any more. He gritted his teeth and pulled his leg out forcefully, finally getting out of the clutches of the salesperson.

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"Could it be, you're going too far! I'm going back to tell Master!" After leaving New Century Department Store, he hugged the bamboo basket tightly in his arms inexplicably and reprimanded his brother.

Inexplicably took off the monk's hat, touched the bald top of his head, and said embarrassingly, "I'm just kidding..."

"Is it funny? Do you know how many women there are in the mall?" The inexplicable anger still persisted.

Could it be that he has never seen his younger brother get so angry before, and he didn't dare to argue for a moment, and after two or three minutes, he asked cautiously: "Junior brother, did you have this ability since you were young?"

He tilted his head inexplicably, and didn't look at it in anger.

"Junior Brother, Master often teaches us to respect our teachers. Is this how you treat Senior Brother?" Mo Fei raised his round stomach and said.

"If there is a next time, I will definitely turn my face." Inexplicably warned.

"Promise! There will never be a next time!"

Could it be that he raised his right hand in a serious manner, and then moved closer to inexplicable: "Tell me, did you have it since you were a child?"

"Well, that's how it was when I was born. At first, my parents were terrified. They thought it was some kind of vixen who got on me. They hugged me and went to Master for help."

"What happened later? What did Master say?" Mo Fei asked.

Inexplicably replied: "Master can't find out the reason, he just said that I have a special smell on my body, which can make all women have a good impression of me."

"So awesome?" Mo Fei asked in surprise.

He nodded inexplicably, and recalled: "Actually, it's a little bit stronger now, you just saw that salesman, it took two or three minutes before he was attracted to me.

It was even more exaggerated when I was a child. I remember when I was five years old, an aunt was delivering food to the temple. She happened to meet me and insisted on taking me down the mountain.

Later, the master came forward to stop her, but she even picked up a kitchen knife and wanted to fight the master desperately. "

"Isn't it? After all these years, why haven't you been abducted by a woman?" Mo Fei opened his mouth wide in surprise.

"Aren't you talking nonsense, how can there be a woman in the temple?"

Inexplicably sighed: "Master made a fortune for me back then, saying that I might have entanglements with three hundred loli in my life. My father was afraid that I would be shot, so he let me become a monk before the full moon."

Mo Fei nodded: "It's really serious, so why did Master let you come out this time? There are too many women who are like wolves and tigers these days."

"In the past ten years, I have intensively studied Buddhism, and the situation is much better than before. As long as you don't get close to a woman for more than 3 minutes, you will be fine.

Also, before I came out, Master helped me prepare a Qi-avoiding pill..."

Speaking of this, Mo Fei inexplicably gave Mo Fei another look: "Isn't it you? You insisted on dragging me to buy some roast goose. After pushing around, the pills also fell off, so I had to make do with stinky tofu."

"It's my fault, it's all my fault. When I go back to the temple, I'll ask Master to give you ten, okay?" Mofei promised.

Shaking his head inexplicably: "Then what should we do now? I thought about it just now. I can't really go to the Chen Group with stinky tofu, right?"

"What's the matter? Didn't you just say that nothing will happen if you stay a meter away from you?
Even if there is, can't you just run away within 3 minutes?Are you afraid that she will tie you up or something? " Mo Fei said.

"I still don't think it's appropriate. Otherwise, you can go alone. I'll go back to the temple first." Inexplicably suggested.

"No way! How can you leave? With you here, we have already achieved half of the success of the Chen Group." Mo Fei smiled.

"What?"

"Female ghost, isn't she also a woman?"

　Thank you for the monthly tickets of Mingxiu and Piaoxuewuxia. In addition, I am on the recommendation seat, asking for some recommendation tickets, thank you all students.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)