I'm playing tricks in the world of mythology

Chapter 279 I love a piece of wood
"Brother Lin, you can't play like this. Aren't you here to help me win the clan competition?" Liu Wenkang's face fell instantly, and he said in a confused voice.

Lin Luo nodded very seriously, and said, "That's right, then let me ask you, is getting the position of Ninth Elder a part of the clan competition?"

"Uh... no, but if you are not the Ninth Elder, you can't help me. This is also relevant." Liu Wenkang said.

"This is your business. The content of our transaction is that I will help you win the competition, and you will give me that thing, that's all." Lin Luo raised his eyebrows and waved his hand.

Inexplicably, he also echoed: "Brother Lin is right, one yard is worth one yard, just like Brother Mo Fei, he steals vegetables from the temple and buys them on the street. A bundle of vegetables costs ten yuan. Do you want to build a radish? Mendu No! Unless you add money."

Speaking of this, inexplicably her eyes turned red: "Oh, senior brother..."

"Don't be sad, people can't be resurrected after death."

Lin Luo patted inexplicably on the shoulder, and then squinted at Liu Wenkang: "But your senior brother is a sensible person, money and goods are equal, such things as buying big and giving small can only happen to women, we elders Yes, one spit and one nail, how can you change your mind midway?"

Liu Wenkang was not confused, he understood Lin Luo's meaning in an instant, thought for a while, and said with some embarrassment: "I didn't think carefully about this matter, and I really should pay more for Brother Lin to take action, but...you can You don't even care about your identity, the rags I have in my collection."

"He's the fairy grass, I'm the poison, and vice versa. Let's talk about it first. We're so familiar with each other, so it's okay." Lin Luo said.

"it is good."

Liu Wenkang walked to the table, waved his right hand, and four elixirs appeared on the table out of thin air: "Here are four finished elixirs, Brother Lin, just take whatever you fancy."

"What is this?" Lin Luo picked up a pink pill.

Liu Wenkang stammered and said, "I...I love a firewood."

"Your hobby is quite unique." Lin Luo threw the pill back on the table with a look of contempt.

Inexplicably curious, he picked up the elixir: "I love a piece of firewood? What is it?"

Liu Wenkang snatched the elixir, put it in his arms quickly, and said with a little jealousy: "What are you doing with this? Your whole body is just a piece of firewood."

"Me?" Inexplicably, his mind didn't move very quickly, and he was stunned when he heard this.

"It's your quality that attracts women, this elixir..." Lin Luo explained a few words casually.

On the way to Xuanyuan Tomb, he inexplicably revealed his innate ability to attract women, and told Lin Luo and Liu Wenkang that any woman would fall in love with him as long as they were within one meter of him for more than three minutes.

After listening to the inexplicable words, Liu Wenkang was full of envy, jealousy and hatred, yelling one male public enemy at a time.

Inexplicably, he didn't care about this, he just wanted to buy more perfume to cover the smell, but Liu Wenkang said, don't bother, you can only attract women, I, Xuanyuan Fen, don't talk about women, there are no people!
Inexplicably, he breathed a sigh of relief and felt relieved.

Seeing that look, Liu Wenkang gritted his teeth again.

………………

"What is this?" Lin Luo picked up another brown pill.

Liu Wenkang explained: "This is a poisonous elixir, a monster with a hundred years of mana, take it and die immediately."

Lin Luo put the elixir back again——to him, a monster with a hundred years of mana is like Wangcai at the gate of the community.

"What about this?" Lin Luo picked up the third pill on the table.

Liu Wenkang shook his head: "You look down on this thing even more, I don't even know how it appeared on me."

"What is it?" Lin Luo asked.

"Zhu Yan Pill, after taking it, it can make the appearance stay at the moment of taking it, but it is not good for the lifespan and cultivation base. When Yangshou is exhausted, you have to die."

After a pause, Liu Wenkang said again: "With your mana cultivation base, your appearance must be whatever you want. It is definitely useless to ask for this thing."

Nonsense!

Although we look ordinary, we must be even more ordinary when we get old. Who doesn't want to stay young forever?

Lin Luo is very satisfied with the effect of Zhuyan Pill, but he is an expert now, how can he get by with such a chicken rib?

"Master said, the outer skin, the pink skull, this elixir is really useless." The person beside him said inexplicably.

Liu Wenkang said angrily: "Shut up! Anyone is qualified to say it, but you are not qualified to say it! With that smell, what does it matter if you become a bad old man at 80 or [-] years old?"

"Goodness, goodness, it may be that the little monk did too much evil in his previous life, and the Buddha punished me." Inexplicably clasped his hands together, with an annoyed look on his face.

"You!..." Liu Wenkang was furious for a moment.

On the other side, Lin Luo first put Zhuyan Pill back on the table, then picked up the last pill, and asked, "What kind of trick is this?"

"This is the most precious of the four elixirs. It's called Longevity Pill. After taking it, it can increase your lifespan by ten years, uh... But it may still be useless to Brother Lin..." Liu Wenkang explained.

Although Lin Luo has mana, he is still a mortal in the final analysis, but Yangshou can be exchanged in the system mall, so this elixir is not particularly precious to Lin Luo.

"Add ten years to life?"

Looking at Lin Luo inexplicably, his face was excited: "Brother Lin, you don't need this thing, do you?"

"No need." Lin Luo said thoughtfully.

Immediately turned to look at Liu Wenkang inexplicably: "Can you give it to me? I beg you."

"That won't work. I prepared this for Brother Lin. If you ask, you can ask him." Liu Wenkang rolled his eyes and shook his head.

"This... ugh! Forget it." He said in an inexplicable tone.

He didn't have the face to ask for it. He had already asked Lin Luo to avenge his senior brother, and now he was even more embarrassed to ask for the pill.

"Tch! You just told us about pink skulls, but now you care so much about longevity? Doesn't Buddhism pay attention to reincarnation? Death is the only way to escape from the sea of ​​suffering and go to the Western Paradise of Paradise." Seeing that Lin Luo was inexplicably not begging, Liu Wenkang sarcastically One sentence.

"I begged for Master. He is 85 years old this year. Although he takes life and death very lightly,...but I still can't bear him." Inexplicably whispered.

"It's rare that you have such filial piety, so I'll give it to you." Lin Luo handed the longevity pill to Mo Ming.

"Really? Thank you, thank you!" Inexplicably bent over ninety degrees and bowed, his gratitude was beyond words: "Brother Lin, if you say a word from now on, I am inexplicably devastated and smashed to pieces!"

"Inexplicable, I hope you can still remember today's words in the future." Lin Luo said with a pun.

He gave the elixir to Inexplicable. On the one hand, he was moved by the latter's filial piety, and on the other hand, he also wanted to leave some backup for Zhu Bajie to recover his memory.

Of course, he didn't expect that a life extension pill would make Zhu Bajie obey his orders, but a little favor is better than nothing.

"So, you agreed?" Liu Wenkang smiled happily when he saw that Lin Luo gave the longevity pill to Inexplicable.

"Inexplicably reminded me, although I don't need it, I can still give it to others."

Lin Luo picked up the Zhuyan Pill on the table: "With this, it's almost done."

(End of this chapter)