I'm playing tricks in the world of mythology
Chapter 62 Durian and Stinky Tofu
Chapter 62 Durian and Stinky Tofu
Seeing the demon girl knocking her husband to the ground, Li Shishi was furious. Although she is usually easy-going, as long as her own man is involved, she will immediately become a powder keg, and she will be on fire at once.
"Death!"
Li Shishi lightened his feet, jumped up high, and went straight to Xiaoqing.
Xiao Qing was both angry and amused. He waved his right hand and the green ribbon tied around his waist took the attack from Master Li: "Hey! What are you doing?"
Deng Deng Deng Deng...
Master Li didn't have a steel fork in her hand at the moment, and the magic power in her body was only slightly stronger than that of an ordinary ghost, so even if Xiao Qing casually struck her, she had to take five or six steps back before she could stand firm.
But knowing that she was invincible, she didn't back down, and she didn't talk to Xiaoqing again after standing still, but just rushed over sullenly.
"Are you endless?"
Impatientness gradually grew in Xiaoqing's heart, Fan Wujiu ate her little Huandan, and she rescued her regardless of the previous suspicions, this silly girl who doesn't know where to provoke her again and again, does she really think she has no temper?
"Stop, stop." Just when Xiaoqing was about to teach Li Shishi a lesson, Lin Luo, who was lying on the ground, spoke in a low voice, as if recovering from a serious illness.
Li Shishi's complexion changed, and he immediately left Xiaoqing and rushed to Lin Luo's side, holding the latter's shoulders, and said with concern: "Sir, are you alright?"
"It's okay." Lin Luo's voice gradually calmed down, apparently the effect of Xiaohuandan in his body had been absorbed almost.
With the support of Li Shishi, he stood up from the ground, clasped his fists at Xiaoqing, and said politely: "Thank you, Miss Xiaoqing, for your help."
"Hmph!" Xiaoqing glanced at Master Li.
Li Shishi was stunned, turned his head and asked Lin Luo: "What's going on?"
"Teacher...Teacher, you blamed her wrongly. Just now I suffered from an old injury. Fortunately, she helped me." Lin Luo replied.
"Ah? Are your injuries better now?" Master Li was only thinking about his husband, and ignored the fact that Xiao Qing had been killed by the White Snake, but now his magic power was still so high.
"It's okay. Thanks to Miss Xiaoqing's intervention, it has stabilized. However, it may be impossible to restore mana in a short time."
After thinking about it, Lin Luo became a peacemaker: "Why don't you thank her soon?"
"Thank you! I was wrong just now."
Li Shishi has a straightforward personality, but he is not too twitchy. He apologized to Xiaoqing, then turned his head and asked Lin Luo: "Why did your injury suddenly flare up?"
"Uh...Maybe, maybe it was too much action just now." Lin Luo couldn't find a good excuse for a while, so he lied temporarily.
"Too much movement?"
Master Li frowned slightly, and after a moment he came to his senses, his face turned crimson, and he gave Lin Luo a hard look: "Mr.
After speaking, he rushed to the new house without looking back.
………………
"Hey, it seems that your Dream Pill is very effective." After Master Li left, Xiao Qing joked.
Lin Luo's face straightened: "Shishi is a good woman, and I don't want to lie to her if it's not a last resort."
"She likes the original Fan Wujiu, right?... From this point of view, you are not only her husband, but also her husband-killing enemy." Xiaoqing said.
Lin Luo didn't say anything, but he didn't think so in his heart. He thought that as long as he could complete all the tasks in the White Snake World, and as long as he no longer wanted to seize Fan Wushu, the latter and Li Shishi could live happily together.
"Don't be afraid, I won't expose you, we are cockroaches on the same rope." Xiao Qing smiled lightly.
cockroach? ... Lin Luo was disgusted for a while, but he didn't bother to correct it. He glanced at the new house and made sure that Li Shishi had closed the door. Then he walked to Xiaoqing and said in a low voice: "Thank you for your little redemption. Fan has no way to repay you." , must find a way to bring you into the Palace of Reincarnation."
"This...Okay, let's give it a try. How are you going to take me in?" Xiaoqing was very hesitant in her heart - on the one hand, she really needed Fan Wujiu's help, and on the other hand, he had no interest in this other world. However, Fan Wujiu was somewhat unpredictable.
She felt as if things were getting out of her control, and this feeling made her uneasy.
Lin Luo took out the white porcelain bottle that Xiao Qing had previously hidden from his bosom: "You heard what Yan Jun said earlier, are you interested in being my subordinate?"
"You mean..." Xiaoqing's heart skipped a beat.
"Yes, if you become a ghost messenger, you will naturally enter the Hall of Reincarnation whenever you want." Lin Luo really wanted to help Xiaoqing, first because the latter was his favorite mythical figure in the White Snake World, and second because He also needs a helper.
Just like just outside the gate, Xiaoqing could find the hidden Bai Wuchang and Ma Mian, but he couldn't.
"That's a good idea."
Xiaoqing twisted her figure, as if she was about to fly into the porcelain vase, thought for a while and reminded: "Be careful too."
"Thank you, Miss Xiaoqing, for your concern. I have always been careful." Lin Luo smiled.
"The devil cares about you, I'm afraid you will hurt me." Xiaoqing pouted lightly, and escaped into the porcelain vase.
Lin Luo didn't care either. He put away the bottle and looked at the new house with a complicated expression.
Ugh……
There is no second fantasy pill, what should I do?
Lin Luo was a little worried.
He can resist anything but temptation.
………………
Nearly 200 years have passed since the Southern Song Dynasty from the Fat Tang Dynasty, which regarded fat as beauty. Except for the Ming Dynasty, the aesthetic concept of the Song Dynasty is the closest to that of modern people.
And Li Shishi was the number one beauty in the Song Dynasty.
Eyebrows with luan buns and clouds hanging down,
The eyes are bright and the autumn water overflows.
The phoenix shoe is half folded into a small bow,
Yingyu let out a sweet voice.
Cut clouds and fog to make shirts to wear,
The slender waist of the beam is just a pinch.
The peach blossom is the face and the jade is the muscle,
I can't describe it after exhausting it.
This poem is dedicated to describing Li Shishi's stunning beauty. In all fairness, Lin Luo really can't resist this kind of beauty.
After all, there are only 2 nuns in Jiangcheng University, but there are more than [-] priests.
but……
She really stinks.
Although Lin Luo smelled it in Fan Wujiu's body, the stench was very comfortable.
But he still couldn't accept it.
This is like asking a person who likes to eat durian or stinky tofu to marry a wife who smells like stinky tofu. Would he be willing?
"Brother Fan! Something is wrong!"
Before Lin Luo entered the house, Xie Bi'an's voice suddenly came from outside the gate.
Listening to the tone, it seemed that something bad had happened, but Lin Luo breathed a sigh of relief.
Brother Xie, you are indeed Mr. Key.
"What's wrong?" Lin Luoyun was calm - as long as he was still 'Brother Fan', no matter how bad it was, it wouldn't be so bad.
Xie Bi'an pushed the door in, and said with an angry face: "Master Cui and Po Meng discussed it, and decided to let you compete with Cui Fei, and the winner will be the inspector. They are too much! Who doesn't know you Is he the head of the four great ghost messengers? How can Cui Fei and He De, without his father, he is nothing?"
what?
Inspection?
What kind of official position does that sound like?
Ah……
I care about this stuff?
I am a man with a heart as high as the sky!
Gou is my ultimate goal.
"It's okay, it's just a patrol inspection, it's okay not to do it." Lin Luo said lightly.
Xie Bi'an was stunned for a moment, and said dejectedly: "You can see it, but it's hard for the brothers to complain about you... Sigh! The inspector is also in charge of the hall of reincarnation. I'm afraid we have to be more careful when we go in and out in the future."
What?
Part-time reincarnation hall?
"Personally, I'm fine, but I can't ignore the brothers, right?"
Lin Luo frowned: "It seems that the lesson I taught Fatty Cui last time was not enough."
(End of this chapter)
Seeing the demon girl knocking her husband to the ground, Li Shishi was furious. Although she is usually easy-going, as long as her own man is involved, she will immediately become a powder keg, and she will be on fire at once.
"Death!"
Li Shishi lightened his feet, jumped up high, and went straight to Xiaoqing.
Xiao Qing was both angry and amused. He waved his right hand and the green ribbon tied around his waist took the attack from Master Li: "Hey! What are you doing?"
Deng Deng Deng Deng...
Master Li didn't have a steel fork in her hand at the moment, and the magic power in her body was only slightly stronger than that of an ordinary ghost, so even if Xiao Qing casually struck her, she had to take five or six steps back before she could stand firm.
But knowing that she was invincible, she didn't back down, and she didn't talk to Xiaoqing again after standing still, but just rushed over sullenly.
"Are you endless?"
Impatientness gradually grew in Xiaoqing's heart, Fan Wujiu ate her little Huandan, and she rescued her regardless of the previous suspicions, this silly girl who doesn't know where to provoke her again and again, does she really think she has no temper?
"Stop, stop." Just when Xiaoqing was about to teach Li Shishi a lesson, Lin Luo, who was lying on the ground, spoke in a low voice, as if recovering from a serious illness.
Li Shishi's complexion changed, and he immediately left Xiaoqing and rushed to Lin Luo's side, holding the latter's shoulders, and said with concern: "Sir, are you alright?"
"It's okay." Lin Luo's voice gradually calmed down, apparently the effect of Xiaohuandan in his body had been absorbed almost.
With the support of Li Shishi, he stood up from the ground, clasped his fists at Xiaoqing, and said politely: "Thank you, Miss Xiaoqing, for your help."
"Hmph!" Xiaoqing glanced at Master Li.
Li Shishi was stunned, turned his head and asked Lin Luo: "What's going on?"
"Teacher...Teacher, you blamed her wrongly. Just now I suffered from an old injury. Fortunately, she helped me." Lin Luo replied.
"Ah? Are your injuries better now?" Master Li was only thinking about his husband, and ignored the fact that Xiao Qing had been killed by the White Snake, but now his magic power was still so high.
"It's okay. Thanks to Miss Xiaoqing's intervention, it has stabilized. However, it may be impossible to restore mana in a short time."
After thinking about it, Lin Luo became a peacemaker: "Why don't you thank her soon?"
"Thank you! I was wrong just now."
Li Shishi has a straightforward personality, but he is not too twitchy. He apologized to Xiaoqing, then turned his head and asked Lin Luo: "Why did your injury suddenly flare up?"
"Uh...Maybe, maybe it was too much action just now." Lin Luo couldn't find a good excuse for a while, so he lied temporarily.
"Too much movement?"
Master Li frowned slightly, and after a moment he came to his senses, his face turned crimson, and he gave Lin Luo a hard look: "Mr.
After speaking, he rushed to the new house without looking back.
………………
"Hey, it seems that your Dream Pill is very effective." After Master Li left, Xiao Qing joked.
Lin Luo's face straightened: "Shishi is a good woman, and I don't want to lie to her if it's not a last resort."
"She likes the original Fan Wujiu, right?... From this point of view, you are not only her husband, but also her husband-killing enemy." Xiaoqing said.
Lin Luo didn't say anything, but he didn't think so in his heart. He thought that as long as he could complete all the tasks in the White Snake World, and as long as he no longer wanted to seize Fan Wushu, the latter and Li Shishi could live happily together.
"Don't be afraid, I won't expose you, we are cockroaches on the same rope." Xiao Qing smiled lightly.
cockroach? ... Lin Luo was disgusted for a while, but he didn't bother to correct it. He glanced at the new house and made sure that Li Shishi had closed the door. Then he walked to Xiaoqing and said in a low voice: "Thank you for your little redemption. Fan has no way to repay you." , must find a way to bring you into the Palace of Reincarnation."
"This...Okay, let's give it a try. How are you going to take me in?" Xiaoqing was very hesitant in her heart - on the one hand, she really needed Fan Wujiu's help, and on the other hand, he had no interest in this other world. However, Fan Wujiu was somewhat unpredictable.
She felt as if things were getting out of her control, and this feeling made her uneasy.
Lin Luo took out the white porcelain bottle that Xiao Qing had previously hidden from his bosom: "You heard what Yan Jun said earlier, are you interested in being my subordinate?"
"You mean..." Xiaoqing's heart skipped a beat.
"Yes, if you become a ghost messenger, you will naturally enter the Hall of Reincarnation whenever you want." Lin Luo really wanted to help Xiaoqing, first because the latter was his favorite mythical figure in the White Snake World, and second because He also needs a helper.
Just like just outside the gate, Xiaoqing could find the hidden Bai Wuchang and Ma Mian, but he couldn't.
"That's a good idea."
Xiaoqing twisted her figure, as if she was about to fly into the porcelain vase, thought for a while and reminded: "Be careful too."
"Thank you, Miss Xiaoqing, for your concern. I have always been careful." Lin Luo smiled.
"The devil cares about you, I'm afraid you will hurt me." Xiaoqing pouted lightly, and escaped into the porcelain vase.
Lin Luo didn't care either. He put away the bottle and looked at the new house with a complicated expression.
Ugh……
There is no second fantasy pill, what should I do?
Lin Luo was a little worried.
He can resist anything but temptation.
………………
Nearly 200 years have passed since the Southern Song Dynasty from the Fat Tang Dynasty, which regarded fat as beauty. Except for the Ming Dynasty, the aesthetic concept of the Song Dynasty is the closest to that of modern people.
And Li Shishi was the number one beauty in the Song Dynasty.
Eyebrows with luan buns and clouds hanging down,
The eyes are bright and the autumn water overflows.
The phoenix shoe is half folded into a small bow,
Yingyu let out a sweet voice.
Cut clouds and fog to make shirts to wear,
The slender waist of the beam is just a pinch.
The peach blossom is the face and the jade is the muscle,
I can't describe it after exhausting it.
This poem is dedicated to describing Li Shishi's stunning beauty. In all fairness, Lin Luo really can't resist this kind of beauty.
After all, there are only 2 nuns in Jiangcheng University, but there are more than [-] priests.
but……
She really stinks.
Although Lin Luo smelled it in Fan Wujiu's body, the stench was very comfortable.
But he still couldn't accept it.
This is like asking a person who likes to eat durian or stinky tofu to marry a wife who smells like stinky tofu. Would he be willing?
"Brother Fan! Something is wrong!"
Before Lin Luo entered the house, Xie Bi'an's voice suddenly came from outside the gate.
Listening to the tone, it seemed that something bad had happened, but Lin Luo breathed a sigh of relief.
Brother Xie, you are indeed Mr. Key.
"What's wrong?" Lin Luoyun was calm - as long as he was still 'Brother Fan', no matter how bad it was, it wouldn't be so bad.
Xie Bi'an pushed the door in, and said with an angry face: "Master Cui and Po Meng discussed it, and decided to let you compete with Cui Fei, and the winner will be the inspector. They are too much! Who doesn't know you Is he the head of the four great ghost messengers? How can Cui Fei and He De, without his father, he is nothing?"
what?
Inspection?
What kind of official position does that sound like?
Ah……
I care about this stuff?
I am a man with a heart as high as the sky!
Gou is my ultimate goal.
"It's okay, it's just a patrol inspection, it's okay not to do it." Lin Luo said lightly.
Xie Bi'an was stunned for a moment, and said dejectedly: "You can see it, but it's hard for the brothers to complain about you... Sigh! The inspector is also in charge of the hall of reincarnation. I'm afraid we have to be more careful when we go in and out in the future."
What?
Part-time reincarnation hall?
"Personally, I'm fine, but I can't ignore the brothers, right?"
Lin Luo frowned: "It seems that the lesson I taught Fatty Cui last time was not enough."
(End of this chapter)
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