Crossing the Book: Being confessed by the heroine, the hero wants to kill me

Chapter 22 It's a pity that such long legs don't pick up shit
Qin Yixuan's face darkened.

Because what happened before her eyes really disgusted her.

want to vomit.

She simply couldn't imagine that someone would use her hands to do such a private and shameful thing.

The so-called extraterrestrial expert next to her was actually picking her nostrils with her hands!
Nima!

Why don't you use your own?

How can there be such a person in the world?
Why didn't God strike him to death with a thunderbolt?
Qin Yixuan turned her head and stared at Chen Feng viciously, her silver teeth creaked, resisting the urge to hit someone, and growled: "Can you be more disgusting?"

"Don't worry, I'll wash your hands for you."

Chen Feng said seriously.

Qin Yixuan had the urge to strangle him to death, so she said in a bad mood, "Is stepping on the horse a question of whether to wash your hands or not?"

Chen Feng didn't answer, but stretched out his hand and said, "It's mainly because my fingers are too thick, but yours are slender and slender, which is a good hand for picking noses."

Hold it back and calm down!
Qin Yixuan took several deep breaths in succession.

She felt like she was going crazy.

What kind of metamorphosis did this encounter?

Use someone else's hands to pick your nostrils, and after digging, don't forget to boast that you are a good nose picker.

People say no?
If I hadn't had cerebral thrombosis for 30 years, I wouldn't be able to say such a thing.

"Look at the road, there is a traffic jam ahead, and we are about to hit it."

At this moment, Chen Feng pointed to the front.

Upon hearing this, Qin Yixuan hurriedly stepped on the brakes and turned her eyes back to the road. Indeed, there was a traffic jam, a serious one.

I was already in a bad mood, but I couldn't help but become more irritable.

"No more digging!"

She glared at Chen Feng, who wanted to dig again: "You dig again, I'm in a hurry with you!"

"Oh, stingy."

Chen Feng sighed, his face was full of dissatisfaction.

Qin Yixuan clenched her fists when she heard this.

However, before she could get angry, Chen Feng patted her fist: "What kind of fist do you hold? With such long fingers, you don't want to pick your nose. Are you reasonable?"

Qin Yixuan clenched her fist three times and released it three times.

In the end, he turned his head and looked straight ahead, out of trouble.

However, the traffic jam on the road not only did not ease her mood, but made her even more irritable.

Beep!
She honked the horn several times to vent her dissatisfaction.

"Girl, you must have a sense of public morality! How can you call yourself a traffic policeman? Don't you understand the principle of traffic jams in the morning rush hour? Look at the butt of the car in front of you, how conscious they are posted - if you are in a hurry, fly over .”

Chen Feng sighed with emotion.

Qin Yixuan's mouth twitched, almost having the urge to bite.

This guy is really as good as his father said?
Is he an outsider?

She couldn't believe it.

At this time, Chen Feng suddenly sighed: "Seeing that you are in such a bad mood, I decided to show mercy and compose an impromptu poem to express my congratulations."

Qin Yixuan's face was gloomy.

She felt that Chen Feng was becoming less and less human.

"The title is, Qinyuanchun·Traffic Jam."

Chen Feng raised his head slightly, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and started his performance——

"In rush hour, thousands of miles cry, thousands of miles of tears.

Looking inside and outside the expressway, the traffic flow is vast, the national highway goes up and down, and the siren whistles.

The driver was irritable and had a bloated bladder with no place to urinate.

Go to the overpass, watch the sunset and the moon rise, and have not yet crossed the bridge.

The traffic is so bad that countless car owners squeeze the bus.

Cherish Ford Volkswagen, slow as a snail; Mercedes-Benz and BMW, nowhere to go crazy.

A generation of pride, Lamborghini, tears to see the car overtake on foot.

It's all gone, and several car owners are in tears, but let's look at the present. "

After the words were finished, Chen Feng suddenly slapped Qin Yixuan's thigh with a "slap", and let out a long sigh: "It's a pity not to pick up dung for such a long-legged man!"

Qin Yixuan's body was shaking slightly.

She could hardly bear it anymore.

I really want to pinch someone!

The kind that can be strangled to death!
Her anger was on the verge of eruption, she glared at Chen Feng and roared angrily: "You can write poems as long as you write them, why are you patting my legs?"

Before Chen Feng could answer, a bell rang.

Qin Yixuan's cell phone rang.

When she saw the caller number, her originally gloomy face suddenly turned from cloudy to sunny: "Captain, is there any news? Really? Is there such a good thing? Okay, okay, I will definitely take him down, thank you boss, turn around I treat you."

She became increasingly emotional.

When the call was over, I was almost screaming with excitement.

She was originally from the criminal police team, but was transferred to the traffic police team because of a mistake half a year ago.

The call just now came from the old captain of the criminal police team.

Said to give her a credit.

With this credit, she can return to the criminal police team again.

There was a murderer who had been on the run for many years and appeared in Qingjiang City, and he already had the detailed location, all she needed was to go and catch him back.

"I have some business to do..."

Qin Yixuan wanted to explain to Chen Feng that she couldn't send him back for the time being.

But in the middle of the story, when he saw the traffic jam in front of him, his eyes dimmed instantly.

Now that she is stuck in the middle, how can she catch the criminal?

"No need to explain, I heard it all."

Chen Feng glanced at her and said, "However, you, the captain, can't believe what you say. The criminal is not where he said, but has already fled by car."

"Escape?"

Qin Yixuan looked a little anxious.

Chen Feng nodded: "However, I know where he is."

He's not bragging.

This plot happened in the original novel.

But it wasn't him who was following Qin Yixuan at that time, but Ye Chen.

Qin Yixuan fell into silence.

She didn't know whether to believe Chen Feng or the old captain.

"Don't believe me?"

Chen Feng smiled lightly, opened the car's armrest box, took out a pack of aunt's towels and handed it to Qin Yixuan: "I never make mistakes in my calculations."

Qin Yixuan's face turned dark.

"You pervert, what are you doing with me?"

"You can use it."

Chen Feng didn't explain too much and threw it over.

He still remembers that when he wrote this plot, in order to increase the difficulty of catching criminals, he specifically described that after Qin Yixuan learned that she had a chance to make a contribution, she was overwhelmed with emotion, causing her menstrual period to advance, and her aunt's blood spurted out.

And because the amount was too large, he didn't dare to move around, so Ye Chen hugged him out of the car.

Qin Yixuan's face was dark.

Just as he was about to refute Chen Feng's nonsense, he suddenly frowned.

not good!

Let him tell the truth!

She clamped her legs tightly and her face turned pale.

Now my car is stuck on the road and I can't go anywhere. What should I do?
I can't hold it anymore!
Chen Feng suddenly pointed to the roadside: "There is a public toilet there."

"I……"

Qin Yixuan opened her mouth, but stopped talking.

She could clearly feel that this time, because she was too excited, the amount was a bit large. It's okay to sit now, but if she walks over, it will definitely be over.

"What are you?"

Chen Feng's heart is like a mirror.

He counted with his fingers, frowned and said, "Damn, you don't want me to carry you over, do you?"

(End of this chapter)