Chapter 42 Farce
After tens of seconds of ideological struggle, Zizhu chose the crocodile.

In this version, crocodiles are not mandatory for Ban.

Normally speaking, 1L should be the second choice for Alligator, but Zizhu doesn't have such a big core position.

Now, in the eyes of his teammates, no matter in the game or in life, he is just a clown tool man.

But there is one thing, this crocodile was released by WBG on its own initiative, choose it, and feel uneasy.

Don't choose, this hero can advance or retreat, it is really suitable for his current situation.

"I feel like the Shark Anchor Team can definitely win the Alligator? Why are you hesitating? Well, in the end I chose the Alligator."

Seeing that Zizhu picked the crocodile, the corner of Su Che's mouth twitched, as if seeing the prey fell into a trap, he patted TheShy on the shoulder, and cheered:

"Brother Shy, the road has been paved for you, and it's up to you next."

TheShy said with a serious face:
"Don't worry coach, I will definitely beat him so that he can't get out of the defense tower."

"Well, I believe in you." He chopped at everyone and reminded again:

"Remember it all for me, don't let the opponent's top laner get any kills, or you will suffer!"

WBG selected Verus, the BP ended, and the game entered the final countdown.

"At the beginning of the game, we can see that the blue team came to the top road at the beginning, trying to help the crocodile occupy the third grass. Once this grass is occupied by Riven, the first three levels will not be easy."

TheShy manipulated Riven to touch the enemy's triangular grass from the river on the road, and said:

"SofM, can you help me put a ward on the red buff on the opposite side?"

"no problem."

Everyone on the blue side helped the crocodile occupy the grass and then returned to the city one after another. The crocodile did not stay in the grass, but walked towards their blue buff.

"The crocodile is coming, Riven is still in the grass, Brother Shy saw him, he blocked his view from the side, and squatted in the corner."

The Desert Butcher came to the exploding fruit under the blue buff. During this time, Riven also sneaked into the blue buff grass.

"Hiss—! Brother Shy, what are you doing? He doesn't want to catch a crocodile, does he? Isn't the vision stuck too handsome?!"

From God's point of view, the crocodile and Riven walked down the left and right sides of the wall respectively, and Riven just groped into the grass without revealing any vision.

"In previous games, Zizhu had never used a crocodile. How did TheShy guess that he wanted the first level of card anger?"

Yes, although Zizhu didn't use crocodiles in the competition, he did use them during the live broadcast.

Although Su Che doesn't take this social hooligan seriously, there is no shortage of pre-match preparations and analysis.

Judging from the live video, once Zizhu plays crocodile, he will definitely choose Ka Nu.

Su Che told TheShy about this, and the two planned to use this to mess with him.

"Crocodile A dropped the explosive fruit, A clicked the blue buff, handed over W, and Riven came out!"

The moment the crocodile handed over W, Riven's Broken Wing Dance came out of the grass!

"Damn it, what is it?!" Zi Zhu turned pale with shock.

In this short period of time, Riven has already played a QA.

"The crocodile runs up quickly, it won't get angry now, and if it gets stuck, it will die!"

It wanted to run away, but why did Riven watch the duck fly away?

Relying on the three small movements of the Dance of Broken Wings, she chased the crocodile all the way. Even when the crocodile was knocked into the air by the last dance of Broken Wings, the blue BUFF behind its butt successfully A-ed it.

With the speed of light QA and the attack of the blue buff, the crocodile's blood volume dropped by more than [-], and it had no choice but to hand over the flash.

"The crocodile dodges, Riven dodges directly, and I'm not going to let it go!!!"

TheShy hangs a fire on the crocodile's head and kills it the moment it enters the tower.

First Blood! ! !

"Damn it, why can she keep chasing me? What the fuck? Is this a hero with cerebral palsy?"

As long as he is solo killed, it is a matter of hero strength, and there is absolutely no problem with his own operation.

This is the first and last article of Zizhu Bible.

Keli glanced at the station report, and said with anger:

"Can you see their equipment clearly? How could the straw sandals they bought when they went out couldn't catch up with you?"

It was not a good thing for Riven to get a blood, but in the end, not only did this idiot not admit his mistake, he kept yelling nonsense.

"Fuck! See if I don't kill this jerk!!!"

After gaining first blood, Riven slowly returned to the lane. Since the crocodile was carrying teleportation, when the pawn line was handed over, the crocodile also returned to the lane.

"Because TheShy didn't bring teleportation, he didn't plan to go back to the city. Facing the crocodile of Dolan's sword, he didn't take the initiative to step forward."

It's true that Riven took first blood, but she didn't return to the city to turn her economic advantage into an equipment advantage.

Besides, she was going out in straw sandals, and she had to pay for the ignition. From the perspective of laning alone, she really didn't have the capital to go forward and fight.

Having said that, he is TheShy after all, and he will beat the opponent in 0-2, let alone 1-0.

"Riwen stepped forward, QAQAQA! What a fast light speed QA! Brother Shy deserves to be the number one Riven in the world! However, the crocodile backhand A followed by Red Angry W, and then A, I feel that both sides are at a loss in terms of blood exchange."

"No, what does SofM want to do? Why did you touch it at level 2?!"

Just after playing the red BUFF, the spider came to the river on the road, waiting for the opportunity of gank.

After squatting for tens of seconds, the crocodile was promoted to the second level. Seeing that TheShy hadn't reached the second level, Zizhu still had 75 rage on him, so he learned the E skill in seconds.

"Riwen wants to make up for the melee pawn to upgrade to level 2, the crocodile E goes over! A then red fury W bite! Play a strong attack! A again, go behind Riven, second stage E comes back!"

If there is no jungler present, this must be a perfect exchange of blood. He knocked out Riven's 300 blood when he was only touched by Riven A once!

"Tsk tsk tsk, but that's it, you still haven't come home?!" Zizhu's face was full of complacency, and in the next second, anger was all over his face.

"Fuck! Why come on the second level?!"

The so-called exchange advantage is just a flaw deliberately sold by TheShy. I saw Riven turn A and drop the minion to 2 and learn W.

Immediately afterwards, the two dances of broken wings approached the crocodile, passive A, and then pressed W, roaring with repose!

The human-shaped spider took this opportunity to stun the crocodile, and then turned into a spider to pounce on it for a burst of output.

Without the E skill, the flashing crocodile is like fresh meat on the chopping board in front of Riven and the spider, and there is no room for escape.

"The crocodile is too reckless in this wave. He dared to press like this without flashing on his body. Maybe he didn't expect SofM level two to come and squat on the road."

The head was taken off by Riven again. Zizhu looked at the gray screen, smashed the table hard, and said angrily:
"It's a badass thing, if you can't beat it, it's called a jungler, and it can only shake people, right? Shi Yisha? What a piece of rubbish!"

His venting behavior surprised his teammates. You must know that the table for five people is connected together.

"Damn it, Zizhu, what the hell are you doing?!"

The ADC of the Sharks anchor roared, and at the same time, the screen shot of the game was shown to the bottom lane.

For unknown reasons, Aphelios actually stood two steps in front of the Titan, fully revealing his fragile body.

Snake froze for a moment, quickly pressed the flash button, hit Aphelios, and fixed him in place.

"Huanfeng quickly A, the Titan hooked Aphelios back! Karma didn't learn the E skill, standing aside can't do anything!"

"Aphelios' blood volume is getting lower and lower, why didn't he hand in the flash?! It's over, he couldn't run away, and he was shot through the heart by Verus and took the head."

Gu Gu was surprised by the fiery fight in the lower lane, with doubts written on her pretty face, and asked:
"What's going on? Why did the bottom lane start fighting at level one? Where's Aphelios' flash?"

Wawa was also puzzled, but luckily the director played it back right away.

I saw that the two sides were playing A pawns in the bottom lane, and they both wanted to grab a wave of level two. For this reason, Karma also handed over the RQ.

But for some reason, a golden light flashed on Aphelios' body, and the next moment, he appeared in front of Titan.

"Huh? Flash? Did you accidentally press the wrong button? How did you flash forward?"

Just when the two speculated whether Aphelios had pressed the wrong button, the bottom lane and top lane of the Shark anchor team had already quarreled.

"It's WCNM, what the hell are you taking pictures of? Are you out of your mind?!"

Shaoji was full of anger, and he aligned the lines well, but the table shook, Blink pressed it out, and was shot to death by Verus on the opposite side.

A few shadows flashed across Zizhu's face, and he spat back:

"You fucking cook yourself, what does it have to do with labor and management? You choose Karma in the bottom lane and get beaten like this? You have a face BB?"

Shaoji stood up abruptly, picked up the paper cup and threw it at Zizhu, roaring:
"I, CNM, labor and management have tolerated you for a long time, you fucking, did you give you face?!"

Zizhu focused all her attention on magic attacks, but never thought that there would be physical attacks, and she was hit hard.

He died twice at the beginning of the game. He was already in a bad mood, but after being hit like this again, his violent temper was immediately reflected. He tore off his earphones and rushed to Shaoji in two steps.

He raised his fist high, and was about to hit Shaoji in the face, but he didn't expect Shaoji to kick him directly in the stomach, kicking him to the ground.

It wasn't over yet, the young master stepped forward and pressed heavily on him, punching his head with one punch after another.

The audience's attention was all on the game, and they failed to notice the farce at the first moment, until the roar of the two resounded throughout the arena.

Facing the violent fists, Zizhu couldn't stand it at all, screaming in pain, pulling his hands indiscriminately, he was not a match for Shaoji at all.

At this time, the referee and his teammates came to their senses and hurried forward to fight, and it took a long time to pull the two apart.

Shaoji glared at Zizhu, and said:

"Fuck! Come on, aren't you good at BB?! Come on, trash, hit me?!"

After finishing speaking, he actually broke away from the crowd who were fighting, and punched Zizhu again.

Zizhu shrank her head subconsciously, and put her hands in front of her head. Unfortunately, the young master was hugged tightly by Keli, and the fist did not land.

"You hit me, you hit me like that, trash, rubbish, and no fun-loving idiots, badass!!!"

Jian Shao has been completely controlled, Zi Zhu's chest filled with endless courage again, and replied.

But don't look at his continuous output, the fear in his eyes can't be covered up.

He couldn't figure out why this seemingly submissive teammate fought so fiercely?

Since forming the team, this young man has always been the younger brother in the team, introverted and not talkative, and just smiles lightly when encountering any problems.

But why did this guy who looked like a sissy kick himself flying?

Not only the audience was stunned, but the commentary was also a little overwhelmed, the baby stammered:
"It seems that there were some accidents on our site. The game will be suspended for a while to see how the staff dealt with it."

The audience watched the two being pulled apart, Qiqi hissed regretfully, the director seemed to think that the incident was not big enough, so the camera showed the faces of the two.

Because the venue was too noisy, the audience couldn't hear the two people who were spraying each other clearly, but they could also tell from their ferocious expressions that things were not simple.

TheShy stared blankly at the two fighting next door, and murmured in a low voice:

"No way, didn't he just die twice? Why, why did they start fighting?"

The game was forced to stop, security rushed to the stage, tied Zizhu and Shaoji to the backstage, leaving only eight players and the referee on the field.

Huanfeng left his chair, came to the referee of the Sharks anchor team, and asked:
"Brother, what happened here? Why did the fight start?"

The referee sighed and replied:

"It seems that after the top laner was caught dead, he smashed the table. Unexpectedly, the ADC was affected by this, and he pressed the flash, and then the two of them sprayed."

"Spraying and spraying, the ADC threw a glass of water on the head of the top laner, and the two started fighting, but don't mention it, this ADC looks thin and weak, and the fight is not vague at all."

After hearing what he said, Huanfeng opened his mouth wide and returned to his seat with a look of disbelief.

The rest of WBG took off their headphones, and after he finished explaining, Snake looked at Jiang Chenglu with a smirk and said:

"Brother Shy, look at the good deeds you have done. You used to beat people to autism, but now you beat them to death."

TheShy shook his head and said:

"No, no, you can't blame me. I'm just playing games. Their mentality is wrong and unacceptable."

Anyway, the game was also suspended, and there was nothing to do when they were free, so the five of them started chatting casually.

About half an hour later, a staff member in black trotted up to the two commentators and whispered something in his ear.

After hearing this, the baby said in a regretful tone:
"Unfortunately, after consultation with the referee team, the game is temporarily postponed. The specific situation still needs to wait for the official notification. I am sorry to bring you a bad viewing experience."

Hearing this, the audience immediately became overwhelmed, there were also voices of abuse and inquiries, and the venue became a mess.

The WBG people also returned to the backstage under the leadership of the staff.

Su Che in the waiting room obviously didn't know the specific situation. After listening to everyone's description, he also had an unbelievable expression on his face and muttered:
"This NM is actually fighting? Is this the legend that the mentality has collapsed...?"

At this moment, the system prompt sounded suddenly:
[Congratulations to the host for completing the task: defending the dignity of men. 】

[The task reward has been distributed to the host's portable space. 】

(There have been a lot of things lately. WBG won again today, adding one update, and owed a total of two updates.)
(End of this chapter)

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