TheShy: The coach asked me to put C

Chapter 71 Ruan Rice Really Smells (7k)

Chapter 71 Ruan Rice Really Smells (7k)

The pawn line is at the second tower of WBG. At this point in time, everyone's level is high, and the resurrection time is ridiculously long.

Even if Senna pushing the tower is not fast, what about Bomberman?A Q can blow up the front teeth and call him Dad.

"The last incisor tower has also fallen, and the fastest resurrected captain of V5 still has 6 seconds left, it's already too late."

"The captain came back to life and rushed out. Hey, unfortunately, there was still no time."

Before the captain even rushed out of the spring, his own base was blown to pieces.

"Let us congratulate WBG for winning the first BO3 game of the Spring Split without any risk! I also hope that they will have a new performance in the new year!"

Next, it’s time for the players to shake hands and bow, pack up their equipment, and explain their bragging.

Just as TheShy walked behind the scenes, the host Xiao Yu walked over and said with a smile:

"Cheng Lu, don't leave yet. You have to be interviewed."

The two are old acquaintances, Xiao Jiang smiled, handed the device to his teammate, and said:

"Sister Zhuyu, I beat Brother Yijin like this, you won't blame me, will you?"

Xiaoyu waved his hand and said:
"How could it be? This shows that Song Yijin is not good enough and needs more training."

After a while, the commentary finished what should be said, and as expected, it was TheShy's MVP again.

"Let's go, Cheng Lu, the interview is over."

The two walked to the stage, and Xiao Yu asked with a small line card:

"TheShy player, everyone knows that you and Rookie have a very good relationship. What do you think after today's match?"

TheShy thought for a while and replied:
"Well, I feel that Brother Yijin has lost weight, but he is also much handsomer..."

Audience, commentator: "...???"

Do we watch interviews because you say who is handsome and who is thin?

Fortunately, my real girlfriend is next to me, otherwise I don't know if this is dog food!
"Hahahaha, player TheShy's answer is very... from a very special angle, so how do you feel about your performance today?"

"Performance?" theshy replied:
"My performance is very average, mainly because my teammates played well and the coach's tactical arrangements are great!"

Xiao Yu smiled and said:

"Be humble, Brother Shy is still humble. During the second round of the game, you were chased by the prince and the captain in the early stage. At that time, Angel directly called teleportation and flashed to the road to save you. How did your team communicate at that time?"

"Well, that wave~ Because our tactic is to choose Tam to protect the side. After the opponent came to arrest me, I said 'save me, save me', and then Angel came."

To put it bluntly, they are tool people.

"Hahahahaha, so that's the case, did you say anything to Angel after you were rescued?"

TheShy tilted his head and thought about the scene at that time, then shook his head like a rattle, and denied:
"No! I didn't say anything!"

Seeing his over-excited performance, Xiao Yu showed suspicious eyes, showed a half-smile expression, and said:
"Oh? Is that so?"

As for the truth, we will know when Mike comes out of his madness, and there are still a few questions.

"TheShy, in the new season, whether it was the previous Demacia Cup or today's game, you have shown a particularly strong strength. Did you have any special insights during the offseason? Many viewers are curious about this .”

"Enlightenment?" Jiang Chenglu shook his head and said:
"I don't have much insight, it's just that our coach trusts me and gave me more opportunities..."

"Then the selection of Senna in the second game was your own idea, or was Coach Su's arrangement?"

TheShy replied:
"It was arranged by the coach. When the first game was over, the coach told us that it is not easy to win the second game. We have to be surprised..."

"Our coach is great. There are a lot of strange tactics in the usual training. He will also make a special and detailed training plan for everyone. I feel that the coach is really great!"

TheShy did not hesitate to praise his coach severely.

"It seems that TheShy player is very satisfied with his coach..."

After Xiaoyu asked a few more questions, the interview ended and entered the post-match Mike's Madness session.

"Let's take a look at today's Mike Crazy!"

On the screen, the picture shown at the beginning is the little dragon group in the first game.

"Can you stay! TheShy and AngelT go over! This wave can fight!"

"Put on TheShy, hold on, hold on, we'll be right there!"

"The plane is in Poke! Can you force it!"

"Mom, this cannon!"

"Nice! nice!"

I don’t know if the official is deliberately causing trouble, but Mike, who is supposed to only show team battle scenes, showed the wave of Tahm teleporting and flashing Paosena.

"Help me, help me, can you T? I'm stalling!"

"I T I T!"

"..."

"Ouch, I love you, Brother Angel is so kind, I love you so much!"

The audience laughed out loud, and TheShy, who hadn't had time to leave the stage, heard his confession and put his hands on his face in embarrassment:

Shy style shy!
In the lounge, Su Che was ecstatic. Although he didn't know how the recognition was calculated, he had already completed the task just now.

[Current recognition: 60% (↑)/60%]

[Congratulations to the host for completing the task, the task reward (champion bishop) has been activated. 】

[Next task: Fame for thousands of miles (lead WBG to win five consecutive victories in the 2023 LPL Spring Split)! 】

[Task Reward: Body of Steel (The body is the capital of the revolution. After obtaining it, the host will stay up all night without sleepiness, body fatigue, spirit, and spear. It is like a body of steel! Time limit: 360 days!)]

Su Che: "???"

What do you mean? 360 days?There is still a time limit for a coach?Is the current system that bad?

But, this reward... tsk tsk tsk.

Stay up late and not sleepy?Not physically tired?Not in good spirits?Very good indeed.

Su Che looked at the contestants who entered the waiting room, stood up suddenly and clapped his hands, saying loudly:
"From today, the daily training time will be extended by one hour! Until we win five consecutive victories!!!"

Everyone: "Fuck! Zhou Paipi!"

"Seeing that everyone played well today, I'm going to treat you to a treat! Great health care!!!"

"Oh! Great health care!"

Jiang Chenglu opened the door, and what he saw were six dancing orangutans, and what came to his ears was the constant sound of apes.

He walked up to Su Che with a puzzled look on his face and said:

"Coach, I've said everything you asked me to say."

Su Che patted him on the shoulder in satisfaction, and praised:

"Not bad! As a reward, your future training time will increase by one hour every day!"

Jiang Chenglu: "Really? Really? Is this really a reward?"

In the evening, everyone happily finished their health care. Before leaving, Su Che looked at everyone carefully and said in a deep voice:

"Everyone, if the spears are not down, I will depend on you for my future sex life!"

……

After some black question marks, everyone got into the taxi going home.

Suddenly, the phone rang. Su Che took out his phone and saw that it was his mother who answered the call:

"Mom, what do you want from me?"

My mother's dissatisfied answer came from my ear:
"What? Can't you find my son if you have nothing to do?"

"Hahahaha, of course." He said this, but Su Che didn't believe it at all. His mother definitely wasn't looking for him simply because she missed her.

Sure enough, as he expected, without a few words, Su's mother reported herself:

"Son, when are you going to get married?"

He said without hesitation:
"Marry? Let's talk about it after Brother Shy wins the championship."

"What? Dry pot? Is your pot rusty? You still win the championship? Does the dry pot have competitions?"

Hearing this, Su Che knew he had made a slip of the tongue, and replied:

"No mother, I mean I won't get married until one or two years later. Now that I'm still young, I'm busy with my career. What are you doing getting married?"

Upon hearing this, Su's mother became angry and cursed in a low voice:
"You unworthy little bastard, the girl treats you so well, you don't know how to cherish it, so you are not afraid that she will run away with someone someday?"

He said nonchalantly:

"Oh, my mother, don't worry about it. I know who Qiqi is. She will never do that kind of thing."

"Qiqi? What Qiqi? Didn't you break up with her? I'm talking about Zixi!"

Su Che's body trembled, and his knees were fixed directly on the back of the front seat. The driver turned his head and glanced at him, but he didn't care.

After all, his attention was already on what Su's mother said.

"Break up? Mom, what are you talking about? How could I break up with Qiqi? And Zixi, tell me clearly, what happened to Zixi?"

On the other end of the phone, Mother Su was silent for a while, and finally said in a low voice:
"Son, you mean you haven't broken up with Qiqi?"

Su Che said as it should:
"Sure, Qiqi is so nice, why would I break up with her?"

"What about Zixi? You're not with Zixi?"

"Mom! Are you talking nonsense? Zixi and I are childhood sweethearts, at most we are brother and sister. How can we be together?"

After another half-minute silence, Mother Su said slowly:

"Son, Mom wants to discuss something with you. What do you think of German orthopedics?"

Hearing this, Su Che was shocked again, even more violently than before.

He looked at the driver's malicious eyes, silently moved to the other side, suppressed his inner shock and said:
"Mom, what are you talking about?! You can eat randomly, but you can't talk randomly!"

"Why am I talking nonsense again? Don't you young people like this? What about brothers and sisters? In the end it's not..."

Hearing this, if Su Che didn't notice anything, he would be really stupid. He quickly asked:
"Mom, what exactly did Zixi tell you?"

For some reason, Mother Su couldn't get angry when she heard this sentence, and said angrily:

"They didn't tell me anything, they ran home every day, didn't let me do anything, and took good care of me. I thought you had something, but now it seems that I feel sorry for Zi Xi."

After finishing speaking, Su's mother hung up the phone directly. Su Che sat helplessly on the chair with a sluggish expression. If he had known this, he would not have given out his mother's address back then.

"This, is this home stolen...?"

I haven't seen Zixi for so many days, I thought she was going to support some competition, but now it seems that she has already teleported to steal her home.

Even Quan Shui started to instigate rebellion...

"No, you have to talk to Qiqi about this matter, so as not to start a fight again!"

Back home, Su Che didn't have time to make out with Ling Qiqi, so he pulled him into the room, and told her about it with a serious face.

"...,..., I think my mother may like Zixi a little bit now, maybe..."

Needless to say, with Ling Qiqi's small head, he naturally thought of the following words, frowned and said:
"It's all your fault. When I was young, I insisted on some childhood sweetheart. Now it's all over. Auntie has been captured."

Su Che sighed and said:
"These are all trivial matters. Anyway, we decide the matter between us. My mother will accept it no matter how reluctant she is. I'm just afraid that Zi Xi will come to me and you will misunderstand something..."

This is true. They rent the house. With their financial strength, even if they cannot buy a house within the Third Ring Road in Shanghai, they can still get a loan outside the Fourth Ring Road.

You know, the number of Ling Qiqi's fans is not a joke, and she was not joking when she said she raised Su Che.

It's just that both of them are afraid that there will be misunderstandings between them because of Zi Xi. Once or twice is fine, but more times will inevitably lead to quarrels and suspicions.

Then it's really game over.

As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves thinking about her. She is still a beautiful woman with a proud figure who steals her heart.

"Okay, okay, you told me everything, what else can I blame you, at worst, tell me what you do in the future, I just don't want to be angry."

Su Che was overjoyed, went up to give him a big hug, and said happily:

"Oh yeah, seventy-seven years old!"

The girl snuggled into his arms, her eyes were a little worried, her mouth moved slightly, even if Su Che was next to her mouth, she couldn't hear what she said clearly.

"Fox spirit..."

The next day, some sunlight shone into the bedroom, Su Che opened the curtains, and in an instant, the whole bedroom was bright.

"Well~ close it, I still need to sleep~"

Su Che gently slapped her small, round butt and whispered:

"Wake up, lazy pig, if you don't get up, you'll lose again during the live broadcast!"

Hearing this, the girl suddenly turned up, her expression panicked, and she said to herself:
"It's over, it's over, it seems that there is not enough time this month, if there is no bonus, it's over, it's over..."

She cheered herself up, rushed into the washroom for a "crackling", and when she came out, she had already put on light makeup on her face.

Although it is not as good as usual when you are in a hurry, it can still be used to cover dark circles.

"If you want to go to work, just go. Don't worry about me. I'll just order takeout later!"

After saying that, Ling Qiqi came to the room specially used for live broadcast and closed the door.

Su Che looked at the closed door with a guilty look on his face. It stands to reason that Qiqi University doesn't have to sign such a tiring contract.

It's all because of him, he is a college student with a lot of experience in school.

In Shanghai, it is not difficult to find a job with an annual salary and bonus of 30 yuan, but for his dream, he resolutely embarked on a road full of thorns.

In his previous life, he had studied tactics for several years. Even without systematic support, he was no weaker than any assistant coach, and he might even be able to compete with the head coach.

However, because he was born in Yeluzi, it led to his unique style of tactics.

This has advantages and disadvantages.

If you play well, you have spirituality in your tactics, but if you play poorly, you have brain problems.

Traveling back, with the system, compared to the previous life, it is a blessed start.

If he really became the world champion bishop, there would be absolutely no problem with tens of millions a year.

Although his original intention was to pursue his dream, it would be a bad idea to make money without making money.

Now, his monthly salary is only a pitiful 1 yuan, which can be described as shabby, and he does not blame WBG management, after all, his coaching career is blank.

He is already very satisfied that the system can help him become the head coach. If he then calculates the salary, it seems to be a bit pricey.

It's just that whenever she sees Ling Qiqi working so hard, she will inevitably feel a little annoyed, why can't she earn more.

Of course, if you give him a choice, earn less to be a coach, or earn more to live.

Oh no, it's not an option at all.

Soft rice, tsk tsk tsk, so delicious~
……

After lamenting his luck, he hurried downstairs to the club when he met such a beautiful, innocent, loving, passionate and rich girlfriend.

He never expected to run into Duan Zixi, whom he hadn't seen for a month, right after entering the door.

"Haha, what a coincidence." The smile almost stuck to Su Che's face.

Duan Zixi took his ridiculously fake smile into her eyes, her heart was full of bitterness and grievance, but she still had to pretend to be happy, and responded:
"What a coincidence, Brother Su Che."

After saying hello, it's cold...

In this damn embarrassment, Su Che decided to take the initiative, coughed, and said:

"Ahem, Zixi, don't forget that my mother ran away these few days. It's so far away. It's tiring to go back and forth all day. You still have to work..."

Before he finished speaking, Duan Zixi looked at him fiercely, stared at him for three seconds, then turned and left without saying a word.

"Hey, what a crime..."

Even before my own coach understands, I have to be a scumbag first. This fate is really good...

When I came to the training, I saw that my table was full of snacks, and there was a pink lunch box at the corner of the table, and I looked at the ambiguous expressions on the faces of the players.

Su Che wanted to know who sent these with his ass.

He put the snacks in the cabinet, opened the lunch box, and the unique aroma of chicken soup hit his face. The smell caused the contestants who hadn't had time to eat to stare.

"Suck it--it tastes really good."

Chicken soup, warm and caring!Thinking about his attitude towards Duan Zixi just now, Su Che was filled with guilt, regretted in his heart, and murmured:

"It's delicious."

While eating, he found that there was also a small pile of snacks and a sky blue lunch box on TheShy's table. He was taken aback and asked:
"Who sent the things on Brother Shy's table?"

Snake, who was the first to come to the training room, had a bitter face and an envious tone, and replied:

"The last time the little girl gave it was that Mu or something. I saw her standing at the door of the club early in the morning and said that she must give Brother Shy a gift. I can't bring her in, so I can only bring the gift. coming."

After finishing speaking, don’t forget to smash your mouth, and added:
"Why don't I have female fans?"

Su Che glanced at him and said:

"Yes, I saw a girl cheering while holding your sign during the last interview."

Snake stood up suddenly, widened his eyes, and said excitedly:

"really?!"

Su Che nodded and said:

"Nonsense, what's the benefit of me lying to you, it's just that the girl is not as cute as Mu M."

"Hey, what's the matter, it's said that good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls can be chosen from thousands..."

Huanfeng rolled his eyes and said:
"Fart, it's three thousand a night for a good-looking skin, and 130 catties for an interesting soul."

Hearing this, Su Che tilted his head and thought for a while, then said:
"In this way, that girl should have two interesting souls..."

Snake collapsed on the chair, squeezed out a few syllables from his throat:

"Then forget it, male fans are pretty good..."

Five minutes later, Xiao Jiang arrived at the battlefield. As soon as he reached his position, he said with a surprised look on his face:

"Wow! What is this? Is it a gift? Who sent it?"

He looked at Snake, and Snake shook his head; looked at Huanfeng, and shook his head in the same way; looked at Angel and Saofen, and still shook his head.

In the end, he slowly turned his gaze to Su Che. Su Che looked at him, smiled slightly, and nodded.

Snake, huanfeng, Angel, Saofen: "??? Gan!!!"

TheShy sat down happily, ate a big meal, and didn't play with wiping his mouth after eating, and praised:
"Coach, the food you cook is really delicious! It's much better than takeaway!"

Su Che pretended to be puzzled and asked:
"What did I cook? I didn't say I made it, it was given to you by that mum."

"Ah!?" A certain Jiang was shocked and asked back:
"Then didn't you just nod?"

Su Che replied very seriously:

"My neck was a little sore at the time. Why, is there a rule in Korea that you can't nod if you have a sore neck?"

Jiang Chenglu was stunned, and only then did he realize that he had been tricked by Coach Dog.

I can still send it back if I haven’t eaten it. I’ve eaten it all. Even if I send it back, I can only wait for a while. If the intestines are good, I can do it tomorrow. If it’s not good, it may take several days.

Cannibals are soft-mouthed and short-handed, so this meal cannot be eaten for free, Xiao Jiang had no choice but to take out the little card.

I called the number on the small card, got connected, rang, but no one answered.

Call again, connect, ring, no answer.

Xiao Jiang had no choice but to open a new friend on WeChat and slowly enter the other party's WeChat ID.

Little did she know that in a residential area not far away, the girl held her mobile phone tightly in her little hand, looking at the strange phone on it with an excited expression on her face, and almost connected several times.

But in the end, for some reason, she insisted on not pressing the answer button, biting her thin lips lightly with her white teeth, her eyes full of anticipation and hope.

Finally, the phone stopped ringing and was replaced by a unique WeChat notification tone. When the girl saw it, there was a message on the screen:
New friend: XXX requests to add you as a friend...

"Oh yeah!!!"

Unlock, click to open, new friend, note, Shyshy, OK!
Jiang Chenglu said doubtfully:

"It's strange, I can't make a call, but I added WeChat immediately. Is the message wrong?"

Su Che scratched his head, if he guessed right, TheShy is really going to be a timely rain this time - send Jiang (Song Jiang) away.

For the next half an hour, Comrade Xiao Jiang kept fiddling with his mobile phone, his face changing alternately, happy for a while, hesitant for a while, just like an expression simulator.

Finally, he put down his phone and let out a sigh of relief.

"Coach, it's all your fault. I shouldn't have eaten this meal."

Hearing this, Su Che curiously said:

"What? After eating other people's food, do they want you to help her give birth to a monkey?"

"No." Jiang Chenglu said helplessly:
"I said I don't know how to give birth to monkeys. This girl asked me to accompany her. I said I don't have time and I need to train. Can I give her the meal money directly?"

"She didn't want to, she said that I would not accept what I gave her, insisted that I accompany her, and said that half a day would be enough..."

Su Che asked again:
"What? You agreed?"

"Well, let's go when you are free, it's all your fault, coach!"

"Actually, you can ignore her, it's just a meal anyway."

"If you don't get rich, if you eat other people's food, you have to help it. It's a bad behavior to go whoring for nothing."

Seeing this, everyone in front of the screen still hasn't voted?
Snake pretended to be sad, and said:
"Just go, you have beautiful female fans, unlike me, you only have countless interesting souls."

Su Che shrugged, it's just an accompaniment, the girl is still a well-known internet celebrity, so she shouldn't kidnap brother Shy to give birth to a monkey.

"Okay, okay, the training match will be in 10 minutes. You should hurry up and prepare. Don't start a team fight with your mind full of fans, rice noodles, noodles and so on."

........................

At 21:32 in the evening, all five training matches ended, with four wins and one loss.

Su Che stretched his waist, and said:

"Four wins and one loss, the fight is not bad, let's eat first, and I will tell you about the enemy who didn't do well after eating."

After eating, the six people came to the conference room. Su Che pointed to the big screen and analyzed:
"Judging from today's training match, it's generally passable. The first one is because the proficiency is too low. It's normal to lose, but there are still a few points to pay attention to."

"TheShy, for example, still doesn't do a good job of preventing gank. It's fine in the early stage, but it's too easy to get caught when you take the side in the middle and late stages. You have to pay close attention to this issue."

"By the way, I think you have almost practiced the two heroes prescribed today. You will practice for another day tomorrow, and you will only practice these few..."

TheShy raised his hand and said:
"Coach, I don't think it's possible. I've only practiced for two days. Is it too short?"

Su Che waved his hand and said:

"Training does not depend on the length of time, as long as the quality is achieved. As long as you carefully read the new heroes and tactical analysis I gave you, the training efficiency will be greatly improved. Don't you think today's new heroes are very easy to practice? ?”

The five people looked at each other and communicated with each other with their eyes. After about ten seconds, Snake said:

"It seems to be. Although I didn't play the new hero, I felt very good during training today. I thought it was because of the feel, but I didn't expect it to be because of the information given by the coach."

Angel nodded and said:

"I have the same feeling. I feel that playing today is easier than playing four or five days before. Shy, how about you?"

TheShy thought for a while and replied:
"It seems to be there. I thought it was relatively simple for Fengnv. So it's a problem with new materials?"

"Hmph!" Su Che puffed out his chest proudly, of course it's not about the information, the so-called new information is just nonsense based on the old information.

What really works is of course the [Champion Bishop] buff you just got!
It's just that the system must never be revealed, so he had to make up a plausible reason.

"Let me tell you, these are all my unique secrets. With its help, your training efficiency can be increased several times. Don't tell others, do you hear me?"

Everyone hurriedly patted their chests to reassure, and everyone was very excited, thinking that the coach was really so NB.

In fact, it's really awesome, but it's not Su Che, but the system.

(End of this chapter)

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