I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 1075 Mess with Sister, Sister Guarantees Your Marriage Happiness

call……

The north wind howled past.

In front of this small square table, Nezha and Lu Dongbin patted the table and stared at each other.

On one side is the general of the Immortal Domain, the Heavenly King Nezha who commands hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers.On one side is the Eight Immortal Sword God, Lu Dongbin, the sword god who can open mountains and break mountains with a single sword in his hand.

A chill that made teeth chatter burst from between the two.

At this time, no one dared to step forward to be a peacemaker, even Han Xiangzi silently took two steps back.

"Are you scaring me?"

"Ah……"

"I just woke up before, you don't really think I can't beat you, do you?"

"Try it."

"Okay!"

With a bang, Nezha firmly held the red tasseled gun in his hand, and the blade in Lu Dongbin's arms trembled as if it was about to break out of its sheath.

"okay."

Just at the moment when the sword was on the verge of breaking out, Xin Zhao stared and scolded lightly.

"It's so powerful. It will be used on those monsters when you take me to the gate of the underworld. What are you doing in the den? Are you capable of killing the demon ancestors in the cave?"

"Hmph, hunting monsters is exactly what I want!"

Lu Dongbin stared in Nezha's direction, speaking harshly.

"You don't pretend to be a kid with me there." Nezha, who was holding a red-tasseled gun, yelled angrily, "Suppressing evil spirits is also my job, don't make it seem like you are the only one who can hunt demons."

"Okay, I like hunting monsters so much, let's go to the gate of Hades now." Zhao Dao said.

"Go and go!"

Nezha didn't even hesitate at all, and Lu Dongbin held his sword in his arms and didn't refute.

"How does he handle it?"

He Xiangu stretched out her hand and pointed at Wu Gang, who was still tied up by Huntian Ling. At this time, he was already in a semi-conscious state, and his breathing was coming and going.

"Let's go to the gate of Hades, he can't stay in Eight Immortals' mansion all the time."

"Why do you care about him?" Han Xiangzi didn't even bother to look at him. "Just let him stay here. When he wakes up and doesn't see us, he will go back. How dare he steal things from our Eight Immortals Mansion."

"I did not mean that……"

He Xiangu moved her lips and whispered softly.

What she was thinking about was that Wu Gang's current state was almost as close to death as it was too much.If he was left here without anyone to look after him, if something unexpected happened, it would be trouble for their Eight Immortals Mansion.

She originally wanted to heal Wu Gang a little bit.

After ensuring that his life was safe, they left and waited until Wu Gang woke up to leave on his own.Just hearing Han Xiangzi's tone, it is estimated that if she said it, Han Xiangzi would not agree.

"Let me do it."

Xin Zhao walked slowly to Wu Gang's side, and pouted towards the Huntian Ling on his body.

"Take it."

Nezha beckoned lightly, and Huntianling returned to his hand without any blood on it.Xin Zhao squatted in front of Wu Gang, took out a bottle of Shennong Baicao liquid and poured it into his mouth.

Nezha didn't say anything when he saw Shen Nong Baicao Ye.

From his point of view, it is not surprising that Xin Zhao possesses Baicaoye. He is acquainted with Immortal Master Wuji, so there must be a way to get this holy medicine for healing.

It's just that the cost is too high!

A bottle of Shennong Baicao Liquid costs 15 spirit stones. Even with his little Nezha's salary, it would take half a year to save 15.

From this point of view, Zhao Ju really has the heart of a bodhisattva.

Peerless good man!
A full bottle of Shennong Baicao Liquid was poured into Wu Gang's mouth. When the Baicao Liquid was ingested, the medicinal effect began to take effect. Wu Gang, who was originally pale and had difficulty breathing, gradually turned rosy and began to breathe forcefully.

In about half a minute, his eyelids moved twice and slowly opened his eyes.

He happened to see Xin Zhao squatting in front of him.

"You..." Wu Gang subconsciously thought that he was being tied up by Huntian Ling. When he heard that he had made a sound, he shouted at Nezha without thinking, "Shangxian, you have been deceived by him. He In fact, it is Immortal Venerable Wuji, who has been with you from the beginning to the end..."

Boom!
Before Wu Gang could finish his words, a sledgehammer hit his head, knocking him unconscious.

Xin Zhao slowly tilted his head, only to see that it was Liao Mingmei holding a big hammer in his hand, looking at Wu Gang angrily, and spitting in his face.

"Pooh!"

"shameless!"

"My brother kindly gave you medicine, but you still want to slander my brother!"

"Uh..." Xin Zhao stared blankly at the scene, he didn't expect Liao Mingmei to move so fast.Looking at Wu Gang, who was lying on the ground with blood dripping from the top of his head, he couldn't help twitching the corner of his mouth, "Mingmei, are you an iron hammer? You can't beat him to death with this hammer."

"You deserve it!" Liao Mingmei stared, "Who told him to slander you brother?"

Liao Mingmei looked angry, Xin Zhao got up and rubbed her head.

"Never mind it."

"Why don't you care about it, it's not a human being, and it still slanders you." Liao Mingmei wrinkled her nose angrily, "Really, he should be killed directly. If he didn't beat his brains out, his brain is hard enough. of."

The immortals around the stone table subconsciously pursed their lower lips, shocked by the contrast between Liao Mingmei, a cute girl who looked like a sister next door, and her toughness.

Immediately, Liao Mingmei put down the hammer that was several times bigger than her, and looked up at Nezha.

"Nezha, my brother is not Wuji Immortal Venerable, don't listen to that sand sculpture talking nonsense."

"Ah... I know." Nezha shrunk his neck subconsciously. He was obviously the king of the fairyland. For some reason, seeing Liao Mingmei, he always felt a little bit inferior. "I will never believe it. It's very clear in my heart. Don't worry, if he talks about it later, I will definitely deal with him personally."

"Ok!"

Liao Mingliang nodded slightly and pointed at Wu Gang on the ground.

"I went down with a hammer just now. Although he didn't smash his head, he probably would have a concussion. He may say a lot of crazy words in the future, don't worry about it, he is purely out of his mind. If there is any problem, Just contact me, and I will reimburse the medical expenses."

"Okay big sister!"

Nezha nodded cautiously like a younger brother.

Just now, the image of Liao Mingmei rounding the iron hammer and hitting the back of Wu Gang's head with a bang is still vivid in my memory, even Nezha can't help but feel a dull pain.

Although in terms of strength, he is definitely above Liao Mingmei.

But as a man, why do you have to be angry with a woman and insist on a competition? This is not dog licking, but the tolerance and generosity that a man should have.

Compete with a woman every day, then this life will come to an end, there is no great ability.

If you have the ability to be used by outsiders, what's the use if you don't follow the people around you?Could it be that because you know that the people around you won't blame you, but the people outside won't spoil you, that's why you're just a trash in the nest, a scum that takes women out?

"Ah! What are you calling me?!" Liao Mingmei exclaimed in surprise.

"You are the eldest sister!" Nezha gently raised his small hand forward, and Liao Mingmei's cheeks flushed immediately, "Why, you are a god, how can I be your eldest sister? But, if you really want to be my younger brother, then It’s not impossible. Although I’m not as good as you, I can help you pick up girls.”

"Picking up girls?!"

"Yes, don't you have a girl you like? Is your relationship going well?"

"No...it doesn't seem to be going well."

"Look, it's not going well, so I need to come forward." Liao Mingmei said seriously, "We have no other skills, but we are old theorists who teach people how to fall in love. From now on, if you treat me as a big sister, I will take care of you." Happy marriage."

(End of this chapter)