I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 1438 An Excited Day for the Roaring Dog

Zhenjun Mansion.

After Xin Zhao left, Zhenjun Erlang drank by himself for a while.

So happy!
Thinking back to those days, in order to buy an immortal mansion that could match his status as a true king, he could be said to have exhausted all his savings and had to bear a huge mortgage loan every month, becoming a member of the army of house slaves in the immortal realm.

The salary I received every month was very little left after paying the mortgage.

He ate chaffy vegetables every day and ate rice everywhere. The barking dog became hungry and thinner following him, and his hair was not as shiny as before.However, such days will continue for hundreds of years. What's more important is that he is married to the third princess of the West Sea. If he gives birth to an heir in the future, the financial pressure on the family will be even heavier.

He was thinking day and night, tossing and turning, and anxious in his heart.

He has thoughts...

If you really can't do it, just put down your status and work as a delivery person for fruit home delivery at Monkey's. This way you can still subsidize your family's income.

Unexpectedly, this huge mountain was on his back, weighing him down and making him breathless.

It was solved!

It was clear that he had done nothing, but he was pleasantly surprised when he received the goods. The Jade Emperor's golden words exempted him from paying the mortgage for the remaining hundred years.No longer trapped by the mortgage loan, he can freely use his salary in the future. In the future, he will also take out a mortgage to repay the installment loan of the Immortal Beast Mount. The bulk of the mortgage loan has been paid off, and the installment loan of the Immortal Beast Mount is not worth mentioning at all to him.

This surprise that fell from the sky could be said to have overwhelmed him.

As a result, Erlang Zhenjun had a bit of explosive consumption.He wants to make up for all the sins he suffered in the past few hundred years.Not long after Xin Zhao left, he bought a dozen more dishes from Chef God of Cookery and drank one cup after another alone.

"Xiaotiangou, today is really a good day."

At this moment, Erlang Zhenjun's face was flushed with drunkenness, his eyes that were once piercing and piercing were slightly intersected at this moment, and it seemed that he could occasionally see saliva dripping from his mouth.

This is really drunk!
Stretching out his hand in confusion, Erlang Zhenjun hugged a stone pier, sat cross-legged on the ground, pointed at the stone pier and muttered.

"From now on, brother, I will definitely give you the best food. You and I have suffered for hundreds of years, but now that our mortgage is waived, we are not afraid anymore, do you understand?"

"belch……"

While speaking, Erlang Zhenjun also belched wine and raised his hand to wipe his mouth.

"Shoutiangou, do you remember?"

Xiaotiangou silently squatted behind him, wagging its tail, watching Zhenjun Erlang holding Shidun, mistaking Shidun for him, with a little helplessness in his eyes.

The famous God of War in the Immortal Realm, the God of Three Consciousnesses, is now indistinguishable from Xiaotiangou and Shidun!
Fortunately, Xiaotiangou can also understand Zhenjun Erlang's mood. The two of them have lived together for so many years, and he always listened to Zhenjun Erlang complaining to him before, so it must be a pleasant surprise to be suddenly exempted from the mortgage.

It is reasonable to indulge a little bit.

Ding dong.

At this moment, a ding-dong sound came from the communicator on Zhenjun Erlang's desk.Roaring Sky Dog's ears perked up when he heard the sound, and glanced at Zhenjun, who was still holding Shi Dun and muttering.

"Wang..."

With a soft call, Zhenjun didn't seem to respond.

Xiao Tian Quan frowned very humanely, ran to the table in a few steps, lit up the screen with his nose, and looked at the message on the screen with his black eyes like two gems.

Not long after, Roaring Sky Dog ran in front of True Lord Erlang.

"Wang Wang Wang..."

"Don't make noise, let me sleep for a while." Erlang Zhenjun hugged the stone pier, put his face on the stone pier and murmured softly, "Shoutian dog, why are you so cold, brother will buy you a piece of Sanqing morality The precious clothes made by Tianzun himself will definitely not treat you and brother badly for so many years."

???

Roaring Sky Dog's head tilted when he heard this?
Gone.

Not to mention that Tianzun Daode didn't personally refine weapons for a long time, and now his protégé Jinyin Tongzi is doing all the refining.

You only have a small monthly salary, but you still want to buy the treasured clothes of the Moral God?
wrong.

This is not the point.

The point is that Wuji Immortal Lord is looking for him!

"Wang Wang Wang!!!"

Xiaotiangou was busy yelling around Zhenjun Erlang, seeing that Zhenjun Erlang seemed to be falling asleep, Xiaotiangou let out a long sigh and transformed into a handsome man in black robe.

"Drink some monkey urine, why not?" Roaring Sky Dog looked disgusted.

No matter what, Roaring Sky Dog is also a fairy dog, and it is not difficult for him to transform into a human. It is because he is a demon, and being in the demon body will make him feel more intimate about the world, so he is too lazy to transform into a human.

At the moment, he feels that it might be impossible not to transform into a human being.

"Brother, wake up!"

No matter how much he dislikes him, Roaring Heavenly Dog can still distinguish the priorities. The news about Wuji Immortal Lord is marked as urgent, so there must be something very important to find the true king.

He raised his hand and pushed Zhenjun Erlang on his shoulder twice.

no effect.

Seeing this scene, Xiao Tiangou stared silently at Zhenjun Erlang for half a minute, pondered for a long while and walked to the stone table to fetch the communicator.

Erlang Zhenjun: Immortal Lord, he passed away drunk, what to do?
Xin Zhao, who was anxiously waiting for Zhenjun Erlang's reply, looked at the screen the moment he heard the notification tone, but he was stunned by the message on the screen.

???

The person who replied to him was not Zhenjun Erlang.

The third princess?

hiss!
Not right.

If it was the third princess, she wouldn't be so unfamiliar with him.

Xin Zhao: Who are you?

Erlang Zhenjun: I am Roaring Sky Dog. My eldest brother was a little complacent after being exempted from the mortgage. After the Immortal Lord left, he drank more than ten bottles of monkey urine by himself. Now he is drooling while hugging Shidun.

Xin Zhao: ...

It sounds like something that Erlang Zhenjun can do.

monkey pee.

It is also a very appropriate metaphor.

Xin Zhao: I have something very important to do with him. Can you try to wake him up? I'm in a hurry now and I can't wait too long.

He also understood Erlang Zhenjun's mood very well.

There are mortgages in the fairyland, but there are also mortgages in the secular world.

Zhao Xinji can understand the feeling of relief after not having a mortgage loan. Although he has never had a mortgage loan, the Internet is so developed, has he never seen it before?

If it is normal, Xin Zhao will not bother.

at the moment……

He was really distraught.

Erlang Zhenjun: Let me try.

As soon as the news was sent out, Xiaotiangou put down the communicator, and immediately picked up the communicator again, and after deleting all the chat records between him and Xin Zhao, he walked slowly in front of Zhenjun Erlang, rubbed his chin and looked at it for a while Finally, he grinned and kicked his butt.

"Wake up!"

Although he shouted for Zhenjun to wake up, he didn't know that Roaring Sky Dog felt so happy that he died.

On weekdays, he was often kicked by Zhenjun Erlang. In terms of strength, he was absolutely incomparable with Zhenjun Erlang, and he had no way to resist.

Now I have found an opportunity to take revenge.

Unhappy with the kick, Xiaotiangou kicked Zhenjun Erlang's butt several times, feeling very pleased with himself.

Still not feeling any signs of waking up, the roaring dog who had been kicking for a long time felt a little bored, and immediately turned his eyes around a few times, flipped his hands and took out a communicator, and took several photos of Zhenjun Erlang and saved them as black material , as well as a group photo of both parties.

In fact, all this did not waste too long.

Although Xiaotiangou wanted to take revenge, he also knew that Xin Zhao was waiting anxiously, and he couldn't delay the great event of Xianzun just to make himself happy.

It's a pity, judging from the current situation, those who shouted should not be able to wake up.

You have to be more ruthless!
Resting his chin with his right hand, Xiaotiangou suddenly grinned, and there was an extra bucket in his hands.

There seemed to be a gap in the void, and a torrent of water fell into the bucket. When the bucket was full, the Xiaotian dog blew into the bucket again.

Wisps of cold air came out of the bucket.

Xiaotiangou also reached out his hand into the bucket at this time, and almost as soon as he touched the water, he retracted his hand with a whoosh, and he bared his teeth in the cold.

Feeling the coolness of the ice water in the bucket, Xiao Tianquan also grinned.

"Go away!"

The ice water in the bucket was poured on Erlang Zhenjun's body.

The biting cold made Erlang Zhenjun, who was holding Shidun, stand up in excitement. He was wet and looked around blankly.

"Wang Wang Wang..."

At this time, the Roaring Sky Dog returned to its true form and shouted at him.

"Howling Sky Dog?" After waking up, Zhenjun Erlang stared back almost instantly, pointed at him and shouted, "Did you do it?"

The Xiaotian dog squatting on the ground shook his head blankly.

"Who else could you be?"

"Wang..." Xiao Tiangou raised his head to look at the sky, Erlang Zhenjun frowned, "Master Tiandao? You are just talking nonsense to me right there, why is Mr. Tiandao throwing me at me?"

"Wang!"

Xiao Tiangou barked at the communicator on the table again, and Zhenjun Erlang walked to the communicator with his eyes fixed on it.At this time, there were no records of Xin Zhao and Xiao Tiangou on the chat page, and the last message was Xin Zhao's urgent message.

After seeing the news, Lord Erlang raised his head and glanced at the sky, and then looked at the Roaring Sky Dog who was squatting with an aggrieved look on his face.

Xin Zhao was in a hurry, and it was only reasonable for Mr. Tiandao to help him to wake him up.In his impression, Xiaotiangou didn't seem to know water spells either.

Master Erlang was at a loss.

"Did Mr. Tiandao splash me in order to wake me up?" Erlang Zhenjun frowned and murmured, then glared at Roaring Sky Dog, gritted his teeth and angrily said, "You saw it, why didn't you call me."

"Wang!"

Xiao Tianquan wagged his tail aggrievedly.

"Can't you wake up?"

Erlang Zhenjun can be said to be a tenth-level dog talker. He knows what the barking dog is saying when it barks.

"Okay." Erlang Zhenjun pondered for a long while without further entanglement, he probably knew what state he was in just now, so he didn't care about it any more.

What's more, Xin Zhao is still in a hurry here.

"Why does my butt hurt a little?" Erlang Zhenjun muttered, even though he was soaked all over, he couldn't see the footprints left by the Xiaotian dog when he kicked him.

Without thinking about anything else, Zhenjun Erlang began to reply to Xin Zhao.

When Xiao Tiangou, who was squatting on the ground, saw Zhenjun Erlang's reply, he secretly raised his front paw and covered his mouth with a smirk.

You idiot, I'll freeze you to death!

After so many years, it can be regarded as a bad breath.

Not giving a single bite of meat to eat for hundreds of years, following True Monarch Erlang every day to eat and gnaw other people's leftover bones, what kind of abuse he has become.It's just a few kicks and a splash of water, Xiaotiangou thinks he's interesting enough.

In any case, no matter how difficult the living conditions were, he never betrayed True Lord Erlang.

Inexplicably, Roaring Sky Dog thought of what Zhenjun Erlang said to him before, and Roaring Sky Dog is also deeply convinced now, lying on the cloud, looking up at the void above his head.

Today is such a good day.

(End of this chapter)