I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 437 Monkey King, IQ Basin
Nani? !
The black-robed sister stared at her almond eyes, filled with disbelief.

He has Da Huan Dan and Shoutao?

I believe you ghost oh.

Da Huan Dan needs to be refined by Taishang Laojun too. Shou Tao is the fruit of the peach tree outside the door of Shou Xing Lao that blooms every 500 years, bears fruit in 500 years, and matures in 500 years.

Both of these are immortals in the heavens.

It was only after their sisters died and joined the underworld that they realized that these mythical people really existed.

It is only known, and cannot be contacted at all.

Let alone them as interns, even the seniors who have officially joined the ranks are not qualified to meet these immortals.

If you want to see them, you have to be at the level of Guishuai, or the Ten Temple Yama to be eligible.

The little ordinary man uttered wild words.

Are you angry?
The black robe sister said she was going to die laughing, okay? !

"You don't believe me, do you? I will. Don't scare you to tears then." Xin Zhao grinned, pouted at Zuo Lan and Zhao Xiyue, "Look at them both."

"Humph!"

Zuo Lan stood in front of her with her hands on her waist and stared, and she even winked at Zhao Xiyue.

Zhao Xiyue next to her bowed her head in shame.

"what!"

The voice was as soft as a mosquito, Zuo Lan immediately frowned a little unhappy.

"Humph!"

"what!"

"Humph!"

"what!"

"Who is it, send you to my side."

Sister Baipao, who was eating biscuits, sang along directly. After she sang, she was stunned for a while.

It seems to have been poisoned too deeply.

"What are you doing?"

The black robed sister frowned, and immediately saw Zuo Lan raise her eyebrows threateningly at her, she pursed her lips and searched for memories in her mind.

"Is it... the round bright moon?"

"Humph!"

"what!"

"Humph!"

"what!"

The girls in the corner started playing directly, Liu Yan tilted his head and looked at with a smile, and when he saw Xin Zhao approaching, he turned around and whispered.

"Xiaoxin?"

"Sister, don't worry, you will survive tonight." Xin Zhao patted his chest loudly, "You wait here for me."

"What are you going for?"

"I have to invite my grandfather."

After the words fell, Xin Zhao hurried to the second floor and locked the door.

Great Dan.

birthday peach.

He hasn't yet.

It doesn't matter, what matters is that he will have it soon.

Click on the chat page, and a bunch of gods in the group are all making jokes.Xin Zhao didn't join, and turned around the list of members in the group.

not there! !
Whether it is the Taishang Laojun or the birthday star, they are not in the group.

Weird.

He still vaguely remembers that when he first joined the waste exchange group, Erlang Zhenjun was also Aite and Taishang Laojun, and he was still in charge of the group at that time.

Withdrew? !
Click on the friend list, and Xin Zhao searches for Monkey King.

Not found.

Zhao Xinxin panicked, and quickly scrolled down the list one by one, and found the Monkey King at the letter M.

Why did you change your name again?

It is not always said on the Internet that those who like to change their screen names and avatars are all scumbags.

Heh, scumbag.

"Brother, brother, my good brother." Xin Zhao sent the message, and within half a minute, the Great Sage sent a reply, "Brother, brother, my good brother."

The code is correct.

Safety!

Xin Zhao: Great Sage, those two seductresses from the underworld are here, let me hold them down.

Monkey King: Yes, brother. (followed by a row of thumbs)

Monkey King: What did they say.

Xin Zhao: The soul and body are separated, Yangshou is exhausted, and longevity peaches are needed to increase lifespan.

Monkey King:? ? ?what do you need?
Xin Zhao: Longevity Peach.

Monkey King:? ? ?

Looking at the question mark sent by the Great Sage, Xin Zhao's eyes flashed inexplicably.

Xin Zhao: What's wrong.

However, when he sent this message, the Great Sage didn't even reply.

Why fat four? !

Don't be silent.

To extend Liu Yan's life, Shou Tao is the most important thing.

Xin Zhao: Great Sage? ? ?
This time, Xin Zhao saw the prompt that the other party was typing.

Monkey King: Are you spying on my grandson? !
Xin Zhao: Huh?

Monkey King: Then how do you know that I just came back from the old Taoyuan of Shouxing, brother, I treat you as a good brother, you can't monitor me.

Is it such a coincidence?

It seems that the Great Sage used to visit Pantaoyuan before, so why is it that the old birthday star won the lottery this time?

Xin Zhao: Didn't you go to Pantaoyuan?
Monkey King: (looks terrified)
Monkey King: You spy on me! ! !

Hit again?

Xin Zhao was really confused, he just said casually, who knew that the Great Sage would really do this.

As everyone knows, the 33 Chongtian at this time.

A monkey with a hairy face and long orange-gold hair, who can be recognized as the Great Holy Father by outsiders at a glance, wears a face scarf and carries a big bulging cloth bag on its back, frantically tapping the screen.

Monkey King: Tell me, did you peep when I took a shower yesterday!

Xin Zhao: Let me see why you are taking a bath. Do I have the time to see if Chang'e takes a bath?

Monkey King: That's right.

Xin Zhao: Do ​​you have longevity peaches, send me one.

Monkey King: You can post your hair, that is... (followed by a row of wrong finger emojis)

Got it!
This is a wave of transactions.

Monkey King: We are brothers, I will not report the matter of you going down to the world without permission.Still, the energy drink came out on top.

Xin Zhao: Three bottles.

Monkey King: Five bottles.

Xin Zhao: Deal.

As far as a few bottles of energy drinks are concerned, even if it is ten times or a hundred times, he can still accept it.

The great sage with the big bag on his back was stunned.

Not right.

How could he agree so easily.

loss!

Absolutely lost!

Monkey King: No, no, I lost five bottles, how can I agree so easily, are you going to give me fakes?

Xin Zhao: Then what do you want to do?

Monkey King: Can we do it all over again?

Xin Zhao: Three bottles.

Monkey King: Five bottles.

Xin Zhao: No way.

Monkey King: Four bottles?

Xin Zhao: Just three bottles, whether you want it or not.

Monkey King: OK.

Monkey King: Yes, you are right.

Ding dong.

When the news came, the Monkey King sent another red envelope.

I poke.

You have received the red envelope from the Monkey King.

Longevity peach x1.

Looking at the longevity peach that has been stored in the space of all things, and the chat record with the Monkey King.

Should I say that the Great Sage is smart or a bit dull? !
The majestic Monkey King, fighting against Buddha, IQ basin?

Xin Zhao: Is this longevity peach authentic?
Monkey King: Guaranteed, the ripe peaches from the old peach garden of the birthday star are guaranteed to last for 30 years, so you can eat them. Huaguoshan Group never cheats in fruit business.

Xin Zhao: OK, I will give you the energy drink back to the secret realm.

Monkey King: As soon as possible.

The Great Sage, who replied to Xin Zhao, secretly looked around while carrying a big bag.

Monkey King: Is there anything else, it's gone without me, and I'm in a bad situation now.

Xin Zhao: I still need the Great Return Pill, do you have it?

Monkey King: Repaying Dan?Then I have to train my old man.

Refining the Great Sage?
It must be Taishang Laojun.

The Taishang Laojun is also one of the Sanqing, and the immortal position is high, so it is not easy to deal with.

Xin Zhao: Can the Great Sage recommend it?
Monkey King: You go to find the silver spirit boy, I have no experience with him.

Monkey King: Brother, I have to remind you, that old man is not a good person. (followed by a bunch of vigilant expressions)
(End of this chapter)