I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 716 Sensitive word shielding

Calculated... Calculated?
I can't believe there is such an operation.

Starting to show off?
Don't say that Xin Zhao didn't give him a chance, if he believed it, wouldn't he have pure cerebral palsy?
"Old Lu, let's lie a little more roundly." Zhao Xinyu said earnestly, "You started to engage in metaphysics with me, do I believe it or not?"

"My lord, my minister speaks the truth." Lu Zhanchi said seriously.

"..."

Xin Zhao didn't speak, just looked at him silently with his arms around his shoulders.

Edit, then edit.

Anyway, Xin Zhao would never believe this kind of metaphysics.

"My lord, I'll do the math for you later."

Lu Zhanchi was also unambiguous, rolling his eyes and pinching his fingers, muttering words that he couldn't make out what he was saying, his whole body seemed to be pleading, and his whole body would twitch from time to time.

The night is long.

The bright moonlight hit Lu Zhanchi's face, and occasionally a gust of wind blew by, and Xin Zhao couldn't help shaking after he shook.

"Densely laughing and laughing, lulu lu la la la la, oh my god!"

All of a sudden, Lu Zhanchi yelled directly from the broken thoughts to the end, and Xin Zhao, who had felt a little guilty in the beginning, was turned smart by his yelling.

"Thank you, Mr. Guo, for your guidance."

Lu Zhanchi, who had suffered from hysteria, returned to normal, and kowtowed towards the northwest with his hands clasped.

"My lord, I figured it out."

Lu Zhanyi's face was full of smiles, and Xin Zhao looked at him with twitching corners of his mouth.

"God please?"

"Ah... Just now, I invited Mr. Guo, a ghostly genius, to possess him, and used the technique of Dao Tianyan to calculate the fate of the master in the next half month." Lu Zhanchi replied softly, but soon sighed sadly, "Mr. Guo is really loyal. Geng Geng, I learned that it was a deduction for the main character, and it took 30 years of lifespan just to be able to deduce it thoroughly."

"What? Shouyuan?!" Xin Zhao raised his eyebrows.

"correct."

"Old Lu, Guo Jia has been dead for thousands of years, do you think he still has longevity?" Xin Zhao smiled helplessly, and Lu Zhanchi took a sharp breath, "Damn, that's me lifespan."

As soon as the words fell, Lu Zhanchi stepped on his tail as if his fingers were empty.

"Guo Jia, I'm going to beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep..."

???

Beep beep beep beep?
"Hey." Xin Zhao raised his hand and patted Xia Lu Zhanchi's shoulder, "What alien language are you talking about, what is beep beep beep beep?"

"Sensitive words are blocked," Lu Zhanyi said.

???

"You curse people with an automatic blocking function?" Xin Zhao asked in surprise.

"Isn't the country now advocating civilization and fostering a new style? In order to avoid unnecessary troubles, I took the initiative to block those sensitive words." Lu Zhanchi grinned, "I believe Guo Jia can feel my deep love for him It can also leave him with endless reverie."

……

God logic.

Lu Zhanchi really couldn't be saved by ordinary people.

Zhao Xin couldn't help giving him a thumbs up.

Senior ah.

Sensitive words are known to be replaced by beeps.

indeed,

There is enough room for reverie, at least Xin Zhao has been reverie for a long time anyway.

"This dog thief." Lu Zhanchi exhaled resentfully, "It directly took 30 years of my life. He was a short-lived ghost back then, and I don't want to be a short-lived ghost. Fortunately, I have enough longevity, and my life is endless. Otherwise I'd have to start buying myself a coffin and a burial plot right now."

"Do you have to do it yourself to buy the coffin and cemetery?" Xin Zhao asked in surprise.

"Don't cause trouble for future generations." Lu Zhanchi smiled, "Young people of our generation are already under so much pressure, and future generations may be under such pressure. I have prepared everything in advance, so as to save my children from worrying."

"..."

learnt!
Lu Zhanchi is really a role model for my generation.

"You don't have any children yet."

"Sooner or later there will be." Lu Zhanchi shrugged, "Thinking of my abilities, can't I still not get a wife? The village's A Hua said that she would guard me like a jade, and when I rule the world as the lord, I can also disarm and return to the field. , raise a few old sows, and find some beautiful wives and concubines to enjoy the rest of my life.”

"It's monogamous now." Xin Zhao kindly reminded.

"Who knows if it will be in the future." Lu Zhanchi said indifferently, "The world is about to change, my lord, the future is your world, and it's up to you to decide what to say."

"I still insist on monogamy."

"..."

Lu Zhanchi's face froze.

"My lord, are you sure you don't think about it? When I counted, I counted that there are many women around you."

"There are quite a few, they are all good friends." Xin Zhao nodded, "You can't say that the woman next to me is my woman, right? Then there are a bunch of men around me, are they all my male favorites? "

"My lord, are you okay with this?" Lu Zhanchi looked shocked, and hugged his shoulders in an instant, "I only sell my body."

"are you crazy!"

Xin Zhao yelled out directly, scolding angrily.

"I just said that was an interrogative sentence, don't you know the interrogative sentence?"

"Hey, it's okay." But Lu Zhanchi smiled and waved his hands and said, "Heroes in the world will have some special hobbies. Back then, Duke Cao preferred wonderful women. My lord, you have a special preference for humble ministers, so it's understandable. Just maintain the relationship between monarch and minister, don't cross the line."

"I surpass your uncle!"

Xin Zhao yelled angrily, looking left and right.

"My lord, what are you looking for, I'm looking for you?" Lu Zhanchi said meanly, and Xin Zhao quickly ran out a few steps, holding a brick in his hand, "Die to me!"

……

After ten minutes,
Lu Zhanchi's rags were bruised and his eye sockets were bruised, and Xin Zhao was covered in mud, and the mud had gathered his hair into clumps.

The two squatted on the side of the street, silent.

"My lord, you were a bit too lazy just now. You can forget about using bricks, but why do you still use a sword?" Lu Zhanchi looked at the rags on his body, "I only have clothes like this."

"QR code!"

Xin Zhao didn't say much, Lu Zhanchi immediately took out his phone.

500.

See the numbers above.

"My lord, it's not enough."

"You still think it's too little?" Xin Zhao tilted his head and glanced at him, "200 yuan is enough for the pile of rags on your body, am I generous enough?"

"Give some more."

Xin Zhao frowned and exhaled, and scanned the QR code again.

5000.

"Is it enough?"

"My lord, you are so kind." Lu Zhanchi grinned, looking at the balance in his wallet, "You are such a big sand sculpture!"

Xin Zhao tilted his head and looked at him for a long time, then kicked his ass again.

"Can you say that again??"

"I slipped my tongue." Lu Zhanchi hurriedly covered his mouth, "The following words were actually what I wanted to say in my heart, and I didn't hold back."

creak.

Lu Zhanchi heard a creaking sound coming from his ears, and immediately saw Xin Zhao's eyes that were about to burst into flames.

"My lord, calm down!"

"I'm your counselor, you're the one who suffers if I break it."

"I don't want you to have a counselor." Xin Zhao twisted his neck, and the bones in his body creaked. "I will give you 30 seconds to customize a wreath, coffin and cemetery for yourself."

"My lord, don't you want to know your future fate?"

Xin Zhao, who had already raised his fist, slowly retracted it. Although he didn't quite believe it, he really wanted to hear what Lu Zhanchi had to say.

"Say!"

"My lord, you have a spirit beast that is about to pass the catastrophe!"

(End of this chapter)