I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 797 Yuelao: I'm Too Difficult
God... Tao? ! ! !
Old man Yue is about to crack.

"Your master..."

"Is there any problem?" Xin Zhao, who was sitting on the soft cushion, raised his eyebrows slightly, "My master is the orthodox celestial way of the Eight Classics, and my master has appeared in the Lingxiao Palace."

"Wait for me a moment."

"Are you going to inquire about information?" Xin Zhao seemed to have no chest, "Then go, but it won't be too long, I don't like waiting for others."

"Eh……"

With a flattering smile on Yuelao's face, he hastily took out his phone.

What he contacted was his best friend in the fairyland.

Very old gentleman.

Yuelao: Old man! ! ! !
Taishang Laojun: What's the matter, there is a meeting.

Yuelao: Do ​​you know Zhao Xin, the trainee Yuelao who was appointed by the Jade Emperor?

Taishang Laojun: Looking for you?
Yuelao: Yes.

Taishang Laojun: You didn't mess with him, did you?

Immediately, Yue Lao felt that something was wrong.

Yuelao: I didn't mess with him, but just now when I was eating, he sneaked up behind me to scare me.I thought it was an assassin, so I gave him a slap.

Taishang Laojun: ...

Yuelao: What's the problem?

Taishang Laojun: Old friend, please be blessed.

Yuelao: He can't really be an apprentice of Immortal Dao.

Taishang Laojun: No.

Seeing this reply, Yue Lao breathed a sigh of relief, but unfortunately, before he could let go of this hanging heart for too long, he was hit by Taishang Laojun's next reply, which made his heart hang in his throat.

Taishang Laojun: He is the son of immortality.

sky!road!Of!son!
boom……

Yuelao standing in Xianghuolin Palace seemed to be hit by a bolt from the blue.

He stared blankly at the chat box on the screen, and saw one message after another from Taishang Laojun, as if he wanted to send his best friend to the west.

Climbing the fairy ladder, the real dragon of the fairy way will come in person, and it will soar up to [-] miles.

Immortal golden bell, nine rings conferred gods.

On the Lingxiao Palace, Immortal Dao came in person and bestowed Dao Dao Jinlian.

Give the number, Promise!
thump...

Old Yue fell straight to the ground, and Xin Zhao, who was sitting on the cushion, tilted his head and looked at it for a while.

"Old man!"

"Moon old?!"

"Don't pretend to be dead. It's not easy to touch porcelain here. I can record videos here."

Seeing that Yuelao didn't respond for a long time, Xin Zhao frowned and approached, first picked up Yuelao's smartphone.

"It's pretty cool, and you know how to lock the screen first when you're in shock." Xin Zhao pouted slightly, squatting in front of Yuelao, rolled his eyelids, and felt his pulse.

With a twist of his wrist, several gold needles appeared in his hand.

Whoosh...

A few stitches fell.

Yuelao, who was shocked and shocked, slowly opened his eyes.

The moment he opened his eyes, he saw Xin Zhao poking his head out and staring at him.

"what……"

Yuelao yelled in horror and jumped several meters away.

"What are you shouting about, you are so old and your voice is not small." Xin Zhao picked out his ears and pouted slightly at Old Yue, "My needle is still on your forehead, return it to me."

whoosh...

Yuelao's hand turned into an afterimage, pulled out the gold needle, and held the gold needle in both hands and sent it to Xin Zhao.

"Calibrate the medical expenses."

Ding dong.

Xin Zhao's phone vibrated.

"Master, Yuelao applied to add you as a friend."

"The movements are quite nimble." Zhao Xin glanced at Yuelao and praised, "I like your non-sloppy character."

Confirm add.

Ding dong.

A red envelope appears at the top of the screen.

I poke.

You have received a red envelope from Yuelao.

Lingshi x500 million.

"Hiss..." Xin Zhao couldn't help gasping, "Yuelao, rich. The price is 500 million, so arrogant, it seems that this business really makes money."

"As long as King Zhao likes it."

Yuelao laughed dryly twice carefully.

"Huh?" Xin Zhao frowned slightly, "What did you call me just now?"

"Zhao...King Zhao?" Yue Lao was a little unsure, "Don't you like this title? I can change it. Whatever you like, I will call you how you want to be called in the future."

"No, I like it!"

Xin Zhao narrowed his eyes and savored the words King Zhao carefully.

It fits him so well.

The Great Demon King of the Immortal Realm.

King Zhao!
Perfect match!

Xin Zhao stroked his chin and nodded slightly.

"Old man, you...I like it very much."

"It's an old honor to be liked by King Zhao." Elder Yue exhaled and stood up from the ground, patted the soft cushion on the ground, "Your Majesty, sit down. Your legs must be sore after climbing the fairy ladder. I I learned a set of massage techniques from Taishang Laojun, do you want to try it?"

"It's not too sour. I stepped on the crane, the fire bird, the unicorn, and the golden dragon."

Xin Zhao touched his nose, sat down on the soft cushion and straightened his legs.

"Of course, if you want to press it, I won't stop you."

"My lord, what do you think?"

Yuelao sat in the cold Xianghuolin Palace, his old palms were wrapped in immortal yuan, using extremely gentle techniques, he used the immortal yuan to relieve the acid in Xin Zhao's calf little by little.

Xin Zhao pondered for a while, savoring carefully.

"Refreshing!"

"It's good that you are comfortable." Yue Lao smiled apologetically, moved to the other leg, raised his head and said flatteringly, "My lord, from now on you will be the head of Xianghuolin Palace, so I will give you a good hand."

"Um……"

"From now on, your words will be the decree of our Xianghuolin Palace."

"Ah."

"Boy Hongxian and I..." Yuelao subconsciously said, suddenly realizing that Boy Hongxian wasn't here, he tilted his head and shouted, "Red Xian, Hongxian..."

There was no response from the red line boy for a long time, and Yuelao frowned slightly.

"Where did this bastard go?"

After the words fell, Yue Lao grinned.

"My lord, the red-line boy is the little boy who brought you here before. When I catch him, I will definitely clean him up and tell him that you will be the boss of Xianghuolin Palace in the future. Or should I go and arrest him now? "

"No need." Xin Zhao raised his hand slightly, "He knocked me out."

"what?"

"Questions?"

Seeing Xin Zhao frowning, Yue Lao shook his head quickly.

"No, no, boy Hong Xian was beaten by you, that is his luck in three lives. Immortal Venerable, did you beat him with your hands or with your feet? Your hands and feet don't hurt, right?"

……

To be fair, Xin Zhao couldn't take it anymore.

Licking to this extent?
To be an apprentice of Immortal Dao has such a high status in the Immortal Territory.

A dignified and mature man with a flattering look on his face.

Xin Zhao sighed and shook his head.

That's cool!

Hehe, he is not ambiguous at all.

If you can be a father, why not?

It would be good if all the immortals in the Immortal Realm regarded him as a dog lick.

"Press the shoulder."

Xin Zhao patted himself on the shoulder, the obsequiousness on Yue Lao's face remained undiminished, and he was still facing the void while moving, clasping his fists with a bitter face.

He is afraid!

In the entire fairyland, the fairy way is the rule.

If Xiandao wants to deal with someone.

Even at the emperor level, they can't defy the meaning of the immortal way.

He beat Xiandao's son.

He is not in bad luck.

What he is doing now has the meaning of showing favor to Xin Zhao, but more in fact, he wants to show Tiandao.

Let the way of heaven be in his youth and ignorance.

Spare him once!
"Old Moon."

"Eh."

Hearing Xin Zhao's murmur, Yue Lao hurriedly responded.

"You said you..." Xin Zhao whispered softly while enjoying Yuelao's massage, "How could you be negligent when Yuelao was there, you have to do your job well."

"King Zhao, what do you mean by that?"

"Ugh."

The so-called stretch out your hand does not hit the smiling face.

Now Yuelao is serving Xin Zhao like a slave, so it is not good for him to say too serious things to Yuelao.

"You said you didn't manage the marriage of the nine heavens and ten places well, and secretly hid behind the screen to eat roast chicken." Xin Zhao whispered softly, "Didn't you see that the marriage room, the red thread inside is all wrapped into a ball of thread? "

"My lord, you... have you gone to the marriage room?"

"went."

Xin Zhao frowned slightly.

"Looking at those rooms, none of them is normal. They are all entangled, and some are dead buttons. If you say that the place where I stay, the relationship between men and women is chaotic, you have to take the blame."

"Hey, your Majesty, what you taught is that I have a certain responsibility."

Yuelao didn't dare to confront Xin Zhao, and admitted his mistake with a wry smile.

"That's right, my lord, I also have difficulties."

"Tell me."

Xin Zhao signaled Yuelao not to press any more, and pouted towards the seat opposite him to let him sit down.

Yuelao didn't doubt that he was there, so he sat on the ground.

"My lord, this matter of marriage is actually the most difficult to control."

"Um……"

"Those thread balls you see are not old people who don't want to take care of them, but they really can't do it." Yuelao sighed helplessly, "Our Xianghuolin Palace is in charge of marriage between heaven and earth, but we can't control love in the world.

As soon as this love sprouts, the marriage rope of our Xianghuolin Palace.

Our marriage book.

The marriage line inside will grow and entangle with other marriage lines.

Thousands of years ago, the old man could still govern.

Tear off those tangled red threads, let them only love one person in their life.

With the passage of time, may also be old age?This marriage between heaven and earth, the old man can't control it.This is why the old man wants to retire.

I don't want to see such a scene, but... I really can't control it. "

In the past, carriages and horses were very slow, letters were far away, and there was only enough to love one person in a lifetime!
Now that the information is advanced and the transportation is convenient, everyone is a Neptune.

When Yuelao said this, Xin Zhao could understand him somewhat.

"That can't always be like this."

Xin Zhao frowned slightly.

He is going to do something in the fairyland.

The marriage relationship of the immortals in heaven is so mottled and complicated, it is difficult for him to operate.

"I have a plan, you can listen to it."

"Speak, Your Majesty."

Xin Zhao licked his lower lip, which squirmed slightly.

"Your Majesty, this is against the heavens..."

Yuelao's voice stopped suddenly.

It's against the law of heaven.

God knows it's his father, he's terrified.

"Your Majesty, if you do this, although Heaven may not care about you. But this matter of affection comes from the heart. Even if you really do that, as long as you don't die, you will end up like this in the end." Yue Lao whispered.

"Try it and see how it works."

"Then...then you try."

……

Lingxiao Palace.

All the immortals have retreated.

The Taishang Laojun, the Jade Emperor, and the Queen Mother of the West stayed in the hall, and there were also the gods Pangu and Nuwa in this hall.

"That's all I want to say." The giant Pangu glanced past Laojun, Jade Emperor, and Queen Mother of the West, "The identity of the junior brother cannot be revealed yet, if it is revealed, the junior brother will be in danger. Therefore, I I hope that all the immortals in the Immortal Realm can control their own mouths, and don't make too many comments on the identity of the junior brother."

"Don't worry, God Venerable Pangu, I will tell you to continue." The Jade Emperor said in a condensed voice.

"You should take more care of your junior brother." Empress Nuwa also said softly, "Don't let my junior brother be wronged. Pangu and I can't keep an eye on it all the time, so I ask you to pay more attention."

"It's natural."

"That's how it is. I still need to guard the land of chaos, and Nuwa is going to stare at the cracks in the world, so the two of us will go back first."

"Congratulations to the two gods..."

Just when the Jade Emperor and the gods were about to send Nuwa and Pangu away, the guards outside Lingxiao Palace rushed in.

"Pangu god, Nuwa god."

"What's the matter, you're in a panic." The Jade Emperor frowned slightly, and the Giant Spirit God pursed his lips, "Something has happened."

"What's the big deal?"

"My subordinates just got the news that trainee Yuelao Zhao Xin burned all the red lines in the Heavenly Court Marriage Room, and now the Heavenly Court Marriage is messed up!"

"what?!"

Before the Jade Emperor could finish speaking, a dignified figure rushed in outside Lingxiao Palace.

"Zhang Youren, I want to divorce you!"

(End of this chapter)