I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 800 Yellow Card Warning!Please stop talking!

Ding dong.

You have successfully joined the Tiangong-[-] communication group.

call……

Is this the total group of legends?
Xin Zhao let out a foul breath, quietly waiting for the scrolling speech.

???

Silent.

Anyway, he was also invited by the queen mother to the general group. Could it be that there is no queen mother's licking dog in this group?

Queen Mother!
In the fairyland, the status should be the existence at the top of the pyramid.

There is no flattery from the gods?

hiss……

It is worthy of being a group of gods.

Have character!
Even if it is the fairy family invited by the Queen Mother herself, they will not bow their knees to show their favor.

If they don't come to show their kindness, it's okay for Xin Zhao to take the initiative to say hello.

He is now a trainee Yuelao.

He already has an official position in Xianyu.

He is no longer afraid of being exposed as a mortal.

If you speak more in the group, you can also get acquainted with the great immortals.

Clicking on the chat box, Xin Zhao thought hard and edited a text.

"Hello, everyone."

Don't underestimate this sentence.

From these simple five words, Xin Zhao's enthusiasm and self-confidence are revealed.If there is no confidence, who would dare to say such frivolous words in a group of so many great immortals.

Heaven is his master, do you think he is joking?

Even the Jade Emperor dared not touch him!
Not to mention that he spoke in such a frivolous tone, even if he sent a message of 'Hello, everyone sand sculpture', those gods would not dare to touch him.

He has given enough face to the immortals in the group.

Confirm sending.

Ding Dong!

Due to restrictions in this group, you are not allowed to speak.

This?
Can't speak?

Xin Zhao poked his finger on the screen a few more times.

"Why can't you speak yet?"

Xin Zhao, frowning tightly, whispered softly.

Click on the chat box of the Queen Mother.

Xin Zhao: Sis.

Queen Mother: What’s wrong, brother Zhao Xin? (tongue sticking out emoji)

puff……

The queen mother even made an expression.

It's just... kind of cute.

To be reasonable, this trip to the Lingxiao Palace really overturned Zhao Xinxin's impression of the Queen Mother.

In his impression, the queen mother should be a middle-aged woman.

Majestic and dignified.

Don't be angry and prestige, the mother respects the world.

Unexpectedly, the queen mother turned out to be a young and beautiful big sister, and she also liked to send cute expressions when chatting, forming a very sharp contrast.

Smiling, Xin Zhao tapped the screen to reply.

Xin Zhao: I can't send messages in the group.

Queen Mother: You can't send messages, it's normal.

Queen Mother: Just now, the Jade Emperor banned talking in the group, and there are many immortals clamoring for a divorce in the group, and Aite Yuelao has been making appointments.

Queen Mother: In a fit of anger, the Jade Emperor silenced the group.

Uh……

Xin Zhao scratched his head awkwardly.

It seems that burning the red thread in the marriage room really messed up the feelings of all the immortals in the fairyland.

Xin Zhao: Is it serious?

Queen Mother: Hmm... (cheek expression)

Queen Mother: It’s alright, almost thousands of fairy families divorced and quarreled, anyway, the group was quite chaotic at the time, I took a bite of a big melon, it was very delicious (cute expression)

???

The queen mother is also a member of the melon-eating army?
Not long after, the Queen Mother sent another message.

Queen Mother: You don't have to worry too much, it's not a bad thing to burn the marriage rope.At least I think it's pretty good, if you didn't burn the marriage rope, I don't know what excuse to quarrel with Zhang Youren.

Queen Mother: Now it's just what I want.

After the news was sent out, the queen mother sent out a long row of little purple devil emojis holding tridents.

Jade Emperor, how pitiful.

Xin Zhao rubbed his nose.

The matter has come to this point, the marriage rope has been burned, and there is no room for redemption, so they simply let them go.

Now the palace is in chaos.

By banning speech in the group, Xin Zhao can just avoid the limelight.

There is Yuelao sitting in Xianyu. According to what the Queen Mother said just now, it is estimated that this time the divorce will make a lot of money.

In fact, Xin Zhao estimated that those immortal families didn't really want to divorce.

After becoming a fairy, the lifespan is endless.

After many fairy families form Taoist couples, their marriage life is too long, which will inevitably lead to many small conflicts.Of course, these contradictions will not defeat the marriage, but they will get tired after a long time.

Especially female fairy family, after the marriage is stable...

Once the male gods pursued their romance, life has long since smoothed it out.They also want to re-feel the feeling of being pursued back then, and usher in a second spring for their married life.

As a woman, I still hope to get some small surprises occasionally.

Even if it's a golden wedding of supporting each other.

If you can send a bouquet of roses or prepare some small surprises in a few years, it will still make the other party feel happy.

Times are changing!

Age is changing!

Love is eternal.

When we first fell in love, what was love like? In our twilight years, in fact, love still hasn't grown old. It is our hearts that grow old.

Blessed.

Thinking about it this way, Xin Zhao felt that he had really done a great deed.

Xin Zhao: As long as my sister is satisfied.

Queen Mother: I'm so satisfied. Where are you now? Do you want to come to your sister's palace to have sex?

hiss……

What kind of wolf word is this?
do do?

Xin Zhao: Sis, what are you doing?
Queen Mother: That's right, my sister is separated from the Jade Emperor now, and my sister is the only one in the whole palace, so boring. (downcast expression)
What is this for?
Sneak in?

Excited heart, trembling hands.

Xin Zhao, calm down!

This is the woman of the Jade Emperor, if you dare to touch her, you will be in bad luck.

Don't think that if the way of heaven is the master, you can be safe and sound.

Dogs jump over the wall when they are in a hurry, and rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry, not to mention that the other party is the Jade Emperor, the central emperor.

If he really goes all out.

A life for a life.

Isn't it going to be a big problem?
It's the Queen Mother's 'doing' that really makes Xin Zhao blush and heartbeat.

Queen Mother: Come and sit down.

???

Xin Zhao tilted his head, and immediately understood.

Ah, so this is the seat.

Typos.

Look at all this trouble, Xin Zhao got excited.

Xin Zhao: Sis, what you just said is just sitting around?
Queen Mother: That's right, it's just some typos. Don't pay too much attention to the details, and it won't affect the meaning you want to express.

My sister? !
If these two words are changed, the meaning is very different, okay?

Blame him!

My mind was moved.

The queen mother is still a simple big sister.

Xin Zhao: Sister, I have returned to the secular world now, not in the fairyland.How about this, when I go back to Xianyu, I will go to my sister's palace to find you.

Queen Mother: Huh? (disappointed face)
Queen Mother: You have returned to the mortal world, and I want to show you my big baby. (disappointed face)
???

What are the words of a tiger and wolf?
big baby? !

This is too exciting, right?

It really made Zhao confident.

Xin Zhao: What baby?

Queen Mother: I can't show it to you here. If you want to see it, when you come to my bedroom to do it, I will show you my big baby.

puff……

Xin Zhao almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Queen Mother, can you restrain yourself?
Xiaoxian, I can't stand it anymore!

(End of this chapter)