I collect waste in heaven

Chapter 826
"Harmful……"

"Another poor man."

Xin Zhao silently sat on the stone chair in the gazebo, looking at Zhenjun Erlang who was sitting opposite him, who was horribly struck by the lightning, and was using Shennong Baicao Liquid to smear the bruises.

Speak well if you have something to say, why do you do it when you come up.

Even if Xin Zhao is a trainee Yuelao who is quite hated in the fairyland, he can't just dance with swords and guns when he comes up.

Erlang Zhenjun is Zhao Xin's buddy.

Xin Zhao didn't want him to be hacked, but... Master Tiandao really didn't listen to him.

"Hahaha, my son, let's do a comparison for the camera." The Great Sage stretched out his arm holding the phone, and put Zhenjun Erlang, who was disheveled and smoking, with his hair scorched by lightning, into the camera.

"Monkey, court death!" Zhenjun Erlang was furious.

The moment he was about to get up, a stick that was too thick for an adult's arm stretched out from the gazebo to the top of Erlang Zhenjun's mansion.

"I……"

This Immortal Mansion is the lifeblood of Zhenjun Erlang.

He bought it on loan.

The mortgage has not been paid off yet.

After a while, he got engaged to the third princess, and he pointed to this fairy mansion as his wedding house. If the great sage were to destroy the fairy mansion now, he wouldn't be able to gather spirit stones to buy a second set.

"Comparison!"

The Great Saint held a stick with a threatening tone in his tone.

"You don't compare, I can let go."

"Damn monkey, do you dare to change your tactics to threaten me?" Zhenjun Erlang was furious, "You just stare at my fairy mansion when you come back. .”

"You are also worthy of the defeated general?" The Great Sage curled his lips in disdain.

"I……"

"It's a pleasure, do you want to compare?"

"Bibibi!"

Zhenjun Erlang frowned tightly, and stretched out his scissors to the camera.

"Good brother, you come too, the three of us will take a picture."

The Great Sage raised his eyebrows slightly, and Xin Zhao poked his head out majestically from the side.

Click.

The screen freezes.

In the photo, the great sage is holding the mobile phone in his right hand, and pointing at the Zhenjun Erlang who was struck by lightning with his left hand, his eyes are bright and he does not hide his smile at all.

Xin Zhao is on the far left of the photo, with a melon seed in his mouth.

Only Zhenjun Erlang in the middle...

Biye with both hands.

Live without love!

"Okay, okay, this photo was taken well."

The Great Sage stomped his feet while laughing, dancing happily.

"Satisfied? Can you take the stick away?" Zhenjun Erlang gritted his teeth with hatred. If it wasn't in his fairy mansion, he would definitely fight the monkey for [-] rounds with his weapons.

"Calculate your interest, boy."

The Great Sage hooked the stick towards the void, and the thick and thin golden cudgel turned into an embroidery needle and burrowed into his ear as the adult embraced it.

Seeing the stick disappear from the void, Zhenjun Erlang also let out a long breath.

The mansion was saved.

Seeing this scene, Xin Zhao couldn't help laughing.

It can be seen that Erlang Zhenjun seems to be taken to death by the Great Sage.Knowing that the Great Sage will threaten him with the Immortal Mansion, he still wants to choose this place for the party. I really don't know what Zhenjun Erlang thinks.

If you are going to Huaguoshan, wouldn't it be reversed by two levels?
Just when Xin Zhao shook his head and smiled wryly, he felt as if someone was stepping on him under the table.

Immediately, the Great Sage was seen winking at him.

Ding dong.

Ling'er, who was sitting on the chair, trembled.

"Master, the Great Sage sent you a photo." Ling'er reminded cheerfully, "He asked you to edit a photo and add the words 'morning exercise is over'."

Xin Zhao froze.

The Great Sage froze.

Master Erlang...

"Uh, did Ling'er say the wrong thing?" Sensing that the atmosphere on the table seemed to freeze because of her words, Ling'er bit her lip and asked cautiously.

"Sister, do you know what I do?" The Great Sage blinked his golden eyes.

"I know!"

Linger's performance is very positive.

"You are very good at subduing demons and eliminating demons."

"It seems that you also know how to name me." The Great Sage clapped his hands on the table, "Then do you know that for a little monster like you, I can knock you crooked with a stick!"

"what?"

Xiao Ling'er was stunned.

"are you crazy!"

Erlang Zhenjun rolled his eyes with a speechless face.

"What are you talking about to my little sister, monkey... No wonder you don't have a Taoist partner until now. There are so many female monkeys in Huaguo Mountain and none of them can fall in love with you. With your virtue, you deserve to die alone."

"Hahaha, just kidding."

The Great Sage grinned, and pouted towards Xin Zhao.

"This is our brother's spirit beast, how can I beat her. But girl, you can choose to talk to your master about some things. It's just my brother. I let the three-eyed monster know that I asked Xin Zhao to edit the picture. of."

"Ow."

Ling'er nodded obediently.

"Ling'er remembered."

"You really are a sensible girl, here... this fairy peach is for you to eat." The Great Sage took out a piece of honey from the space of all things and put it in front of Ling'er's desk, "Sister, this is the fairy peach cultivated by me at Huaguoshan. You have to savor it carefully."

"it is good!"

Ling'er put Xiantao'er in her hands.

During this period, she looked at Xin Zhao tentatively, and after Xin Zhao nodded, she took small bites.

"Brother, why did you come to Immortal Realm suddenly? Didn't you mean to experience in the secret realm?" The Great Sage grabbed a handful of melon seeds and casually threw the melon seeds on the ground.

"Is there something wrong with you, can't you throw it on the table, you can sweep it later?" Zhenjun Erlang scolded angrily.

"Why do I sweep, you still want me to work for you and live in your dreams." The Great Sage curled his lips with disdain, "Look at your stinginess, don't you just throw some melon seeds?"

"I put a leather box for you, are you blind?"

"You are blind!"

"If you're not blind, just throw it in the box!"

"Hey, you said that, but I don't want to do that anymore." The Great Sage shook his head, and threw the melon seeds down in front of Zhenjun Erlang.

"you really……"

Before Zhenjun Erlang finished speaking, a golden cudgel shining with golden light was placed across his fairy mansion again.

Changing face is an instant thing.

One second, Zhenjun Erlang was about to overturn the table and do a big job, and the next second he had an apologetic smile on his face.

"Brother Monkey, Xiao Erlang is convinced, accept it."

"Three-eyed monster, your life is doomed." The Great Sage shook his head and smiled wryly, "You have been exploited to your weakness, how can you look up in the future."

"Monkey, I think you are really shameless!"

Suddenly, True Monarch Erlang's aura suddenly rose, he slapped the table and angrily reprimanded him.

"Haha, you two are usually so noisy every day." Sitting on the stone chair, Xin Zhao laughed, "The relationship is really good, which is enviable."

"I (I) have a good relationship with him?"

Zhenjun Erlang and the Great Sage looked at each other, and turned their heads away with a cold snort.

"Hahaha……"

Xin Zhao couldn't help laughing.

Bickering every day and still sitting at the same table, if this isn't a good relationship, what else is it?
Mortal enemy?

What a mortal enemy, and now he has already done it with real swords and guns.

"Brother, why did the Jade Emperor order you to be a trainee Yuelao?" Erlang Zhenjun changed the subject and said, "Let me tell you, it's fortunate that it was you, if it wasn't for you, I would have killed that trainee Yuelao .”

"What's the matter, did the third princess have a conflict with you?" Xin Zhao laughed.

"Contradictions, buddy, you don't know that I almost became single again." Erlang Zhenjun was still in fear, "On the day you burned the marriage room, the third princess had a big fight with me. Not only us, but how many Taoists in the fairyland The lovers are in dire straits, you... I advise you not to return to the Immortal Realm during this time, for fear that something will happen to you."

"It's interesting, you burned the marriage room, and the Jade Emperor didn't find you." The Great Sage threw the melon seeds into the box.

"There is someone behind me."

"Who?"

Zhenjun Erlang and the Great Sage all joined together.

"Heavenly Dao!" Xin Zhao licked his lower lip, "I was summoned by the Jade Emperor to the Lingxiao Palace that day, and Heavenly Dao accepted me as an apprentice, so now everyone in the Immortal Territory seems to be quite afraid of me."

"Tiandao? Brother, you are a disciple of Tiandao!" Zhenjun Erlang said in surprise.

"correct."

"You and the monkey are considered cousins." Zhenjun Erlang pouted at the Great Sage, but the Great Sage curled his lips and said, "What kind of cousins ​​are we two? That's all."

"Isn't that still the case?"

Erlang Zhenjun frowned.

"If it weren't for you being born and raised, it has something to do with the way of heaven. Why do you think that the Tathagata Buddha suppressed you for 500 years when he made a big fuss in the heavenly palace? He didn't directly shoot you to death. It was because of the way of heaven."

"Maybe."

In this regard, the Great Sage did not refute.

When he made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace back then, the commotion he made was indeed not small.Thousands of years have passed, and when he thinks back on his actions at that time, he is amazed at his recklessness.

Too impulsive!
Back then, his strength was not as powerful as it is now.

Those gods who have been famous for a long time.

Not to mention others, Erlang Zhenjun, Nezha, Li Jing, etc., if they really want to fight, the Great Sage at that time may not be their opponent.

Not to mention the gods who were already fighting in the 28 Constellations.

As for the Jade Emperor...

After staying in the Immortal Realm for a long time, the Great Sage realized that the Jade Emperor was not at all the incompetent guy he thought before, and that he was able to sit firmly on the central emperor's position, and his strength in the Immortal Realm was second to none.

It is exactly the saying that the ignorant is fearless.

Now think about what his master Bodhi Patriarch said, there are people beyond people, and there is heaven beyond heaven. This sentence is not wrong at all.

"The Great Sage doesn't have the vigor of before."

Feeling the change of the Great Sage, Xin Zhao couldn't help whispering.

"Brother, everything will change." The Great Sage sighed, "Don't say anything else, just let go of my previous temper, do you think I can sell fruit? Now I'm also starting to deliver fruit!"

"Anyone who gives you a bad review will give you a stick. Isn't it your fault?" Erlang Zhenjun said.

"fart!"

The Great Sage immediately glared in anger.

"When did I ever do that? Even if I did, it was because they deliberately found fault. The fairy fruit produced by Huaguo Mountain is almost the same as the Pantaoyuan. If you give me a bad review, I won't hit him ?”

"Isn't this still a fight, pretending to be serious." Erlang Zhenjun curled his lips.

These guys...

It's only been a few minutes, and it feels like they are about to quarrel again.

"Let's not talk about it, Great Sage, Yang Jian. When I was sealed in the Lingxiao Palace, you two seemed to have just come back from a war. What kind of demons did I hear?" Xin Zhao said with eyes fixed, "The Immortal Domain is from What's the matter, can you disclose it?"

(End of this chapter)