Chapter 925 Please Speak Human
"I can no longer communicate with you normally. Even sleeping is a kind of personality. It seems that I have split into at least seventeen or eighteen personalities. One way of eating, one kind of sleeping, one before makeup, and one after makeup. One kind, one kind of dozing off, one kind of work... Obviously I can’t find a reasonable explanation, so I’m talking nonsense here!”

Miss Dongfang's crisp voice sounded from the side, unceremoniously exposing Chen Qun's lies.

Chen Qun wailed in his stomach, knowing that his girlfriend really knew him well, so he stomped on his sore foot unceremoniously, and gloated and sneered.

"Miss Bingxue is smart, it's too difficult to be your boyfriend!"

Although Chen Qun was exposed the truth, he was not annoyed at all, and quickly raised his hand in surrender.

"We're conducting an academic discussion, and we're not arguing about right or wrong. If you disagree, just oppose it. But a gentleman is not allowed to use his words but not his hands, and violence is not allowed... Oh! Didn't you say that you should not do it?"

Chen Qun was only halfway through speaking when he was stepped on by the eldest lady, and then the eldest lady came over with plausible contempt.

"I'm a little girl, not a gentleman, and I didn't do anything, I just moved my feet. Chen Qun, what's your plan for talking so much nonsense? Just show it honestly, don't beat around the bush, hide your head and show your tail, mother-in-law."

When Chen Qun saw his colleagues and Zhang Shengun looking at him with half-smiles, he knew that he was not laughing at his statement, but that "he was cleaned up by the eldest lady", but it was something that everyone liked to hear.He was also waiting for his girlfriend's words, and immediately continued to fool around with half-truths.

"I said, everyone, don't laugh, just think of it as communicating with a psychiatrist. Now I will express a certain psychiatrist's opinion: the Longmen sect is a member of Taoism. No matter how many ways of cultivating Taoism, there is one What has changed is the pursuit of sitting and forgetting meditation, and the emphasis on emptiness and formlessness. From the perspective of medical theory, it is to use spiritual will to control many autonomic nerve functions of the human body, forming a conditioned reflex, and finally becoming an unconditioned reflex... "

"Please talk normally!"

The eldest lady directly interrupted Chen Qun's long speech, so she didn't bother to pay attention to these theoretical analysis, she only needed the result.

Seeing Chen Qun slandering himself next to him, Jiang Ming half-jokingly slandered himself to such an extent that he sighed a little, knowing that the young man in front of him not only had a bright mind, but also a magnanimity that ordinary people could not match.Such a talent will definitely be famous in history in the end.Many years later, it is a living legend.

At their age, pride is the biggest enemy, but the young couple bickered with each other and hit each other, but they polished off each other's arrogance and learned to laugh at themselves, which was enough to prevent them from being young and arrogant. Problem, can go further.

Seeing that the eldest lady was impatient to listen, Chen Qun had no choice but to come up with a final conclusion.

"Well, what I mean is that, as Zhang Lao said, Master Qingye is a demon, an obstacle in practice, and this is a psychological problem. In addition, the master's psychological suggestion ability is too strong, To some extent, it dominates some physiological activities of the body. Therefore, we must first solve the demons of the master before we can perform physical therapy. Otherwise, any treatment will be useless or even harmful if the demons are not solved. !"

At the end, Chen Qun gave a look, as if to say, "You know, there is a living example in front of us. This old man is his senior brother, and he has the same problem!"

Seeing that Chen Qun had finished speaking, Miss Dongfang glanced at Zhang Shengun intentionally or unintentionally, and almost burst out laughing, knowing that Chen Qun had something to say in front of Zhang Yifei, revealing his "surgery operation" "It's just a pretense of facts, so I had to beat around the bush and say a lot of nonsense.

It's just how can the eldest lady make Chen Qun feel better?Immediately jumped out to refute.

"You don't often say that empiricism is not necessarily accurate, or even harmful. So this time you use your original experience to apply it mechanically, how correct is it?"

Chen Qun shrugged and looked directly at Zhang Yifei.

"Or, I think it's most appropriate to ask Mr. Zhang to make his own decision. My idea may not be correct, but it's better than nothing!"

"Are you saying I'm making trouble for no reason?!"

The eldest lady's voice rose an octave, and then she couldn't help but burst out laughing, and directly threw the pot away.

"Anyway, I'm not a doctor, at most I'm a doctor Yun, how to treat it is up to you. I don't speak up, lest something goes wrong and you rely on me. From now on, I'm a background tool person!"

The eldest lady stretched out her palm and made a gesture of zipping her mouth to shut up.

"What are you guys arguing about? So lively?"

A clear voice came from behind, and Chen Qun didn't need to turn his head to know that it was Su Wanting, the beautiful CEO, who moved a little faster than he expected.

"Sister, we didn't quarrel, it was just a little academic dispute. She is a lady, how could she quarrel with a doctor who thinks she is mentally ill? Hey, sister, why did you bring the two little girls here?"

Dongfang Wenxin looked at the twin sisters in the arms of the two nannies behind Su Wanting, and immediately went up to tease them.The two sisters also seemed to recognize the eldest lady, and when they saw her, they excitedly waved their palms, reached out to hug her, and yelled even more in their mouths.

"The third sister happened to be three weeks after the operation. I took her here for an examination to see how she is recovering. Especially listen to what the attending doctor has to say."

Just when Su Wanting looked at Chen Qun, Chen Qun immediately saw that the diagnostic panel in the corner of his eye disappeared without a trace, and the entire system disappeared together.It doesn't have to be an all-powerful broken system, and I'm afraid of these two little aunts, so I just hid aside.

Why are you afraid of two little babies who don't understand human affairs when the system is broken?

This idea just popped up in Chen Qun's mind, and suddenly an unprecedented idea came to mind.

To a certain extent, mirror syndrome is a kind of copying mirror image that impresses the heart without falling into words. For a baby, his own logical thinking has not yet been constructed, but the mirror nerve will make it simulate a mirror image. The existing thinking mode is very likely to completely copy and break the system.

Even if it can't be completely copied, it is absolutely possible to copy seven to eighty-eight.Broken system is not to be copied by others?Maybe you don't want to expose it?
Perhaps these two little babies have a lot of origins, they are angels who descended to earth, and for the devil pretending to be a system, they will go as far as they can.

Seven or eight very unreliable ideas emerged in Chen Qun's mind, and he vaguely felt that this was reasonable.

It's just that breaking the system and running away again shows that breaking the system is also an object of fear.The principle that one thing falls one thing in the world is applicable to any situation, so there will be corresponding treatments for the old Taoist's illness.

While Chen Qun was thinking wildly, Dongfang Wenxin walked over with a baby in her arms. Before she could walk in, the baby seemed to have seen the old Taoist priest on the hospital bed, and stared at it intently. They danced wildly in the air, as if they were going to grab someone's beautiful beard.

(End of this chapter)

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